I'm not a goblin Frankenstein's monster.

[Pseudo-D&D·Fantasy Underclass Adventure·Monster Affix Collection] Starting with a secondhand iron sword, he's a "loser" among the lowest-ranking adventurers, his teammates a comical trio who can't even beat goblins. Fortunately, his affix advantages are quite bizarre: slaying gophers grants him [Healthy Guts], banishing diarrhea; hunting goblins drops [Vile Habits], increasing ambush damage by 10%; digging kobolds unlock [Mineral Sense], allowing him to discover nearby rare ores; and skeletons provide [Skeleton Hardening], increasing defense by 10%. The entries can also be "stitched" together to generate new abilities: "Goblin Slingshot" + "Goblin Vision" → [Deadly Throw] "Kobold Lucky Ritual" + "Goblin Trick" → [Fate Deflection] "Dragon Power" + "Goblin Slide" + "Orc Frenzy" → [Ground Cleanup Master] And now, looking at the "Clean up Goblin Nests" commission on the bulletin board, and glancing at "Goblin Interspecies Reproduction" in the entry library—"Let's start by cleaning up these green-skinned dwarves' entries."