Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

After Xin Tian jumped down from the tree with great agility, he quickly put the backpack behind him on the ground, opened it quickly and started taking things out.

At this moment, Xu Tiangao, Yuan Yu and others also gathered around.

After Su Nuan came to her senses, she couldn't wait to run out of Yuan Shi's arms and rushed to Xin Tian's side.

Her big eyes, full of curiosity, stared at Xin Tian, ​​watching him take out various items from his backpack.

There were two huge tents in total placed in the backpack, each of which was spacious enough to accommodate four people to sleep.

Does this explain why the backpack is so bulky?

However, apart from the two large tents, the backpack was empty and there was nothing else.

I have to say that the program crew's arrangements are extremely ingenious. They obviously understand the principle of "don't put all your eggs in one basket" and have made full use of its essence.

Xin Tian couldn't help but complain in his heart:

"This production team is really calculating. They're afraid we won't get too comfortable."

But complaints aside, the most important thing right now is to solve the accommodation problem.

Xu Tiangao and others on the side seemed very satisfied.

"That's great. I finally have a place to sleep at night."

They said excitedly that for these young people, finding a safe and comfortable place to rest is already a luxury.

Yuan Shi followed Su Nuan's footsteps closely and came to Xin Tian.

He looked at Xin Tian with admiration, his eyes twinkling with countless little stars, both eyes clearly saying:

"Wow, you're worthy of being my favorite person, you're really amazing!"

Xin Tian smiled helplessly, then began to work hard to stuff the two large tents back into the bag.

After all, only by taking them back can we move on.

At this moment, Yuan Shi suddenly rushed over, snatched the backpack from Xin Tian's hand, and put it on his back without hesitation.

He looked at Xin Tian and said with a smile,

"How can I let you do this kind of rough work, Sister Goddess? I can do it."

Xin Tian glanced at him without saying a word, stood up, reached out to hold Su Nuan's hand, and started walking forward.

Yuan Yu couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead. He really couldn't bear to watch it anymore. How could this brother be so shameless?

However, Xu Tiangao turned around, looked at Yuan Yu calmly, and spoke softly to comfort her:

"Xiaoyu, don't think too much. For things like this, just keep a normal mind."

After hearing this, Yuan Yu sighed helplessly, but still looked at Xu Tiangao gratefully, indicating that he understood.

Then she turned and left silently, muttering to herself that it seemed she had to stay away from this shameless brother as much as possible in the future.

At the same time, Yuan Shi excitedly ran to Xin Tian with his backpack on his back and asked expectantly:

"Sister Goddess, where are we going next?"

Su Nuan on the side raised her head, her eyes full of anticipation and curiosity, staring straight at Xin Tian, ​​as if waiting for her to give an interesting answer.

Xin Tian lowered his head slightly, his eyes fell on Su Nuan, and said softly:

"Come on, let's go find something to eat."

There was a hint of urgency and anticipation in his tone.

When Su Nuan heard this, her eyes suddenly sparkled. They were so bright that it seemed as if they contained bright stars, and were full of anticipation.

She seemed to have already pictured all sorts of delicious food in her mind, and her joy was beyond words.

After Xin Tian said this, he said no more.

She held Su Nuan's hand tightly and strode forward under the guidance of Deserter Gou.

Yuan Shize trotted to her side with a flattering smile on his face, as if he was trying hard to please her.

At this time, everyone was silent.

They all knew that Xin Tian was not a talkative person, so they did not deliberately break the silence.

However, since they were broadcasting live now, Yuan Yu and Xu Tiangao also understood that they couldn't keep the broadcast room so quiet all the time.

Xu Tiangao suddenly had an idea and decided to add some drama and some pink bubbles to the live broadcast room.

He glanced at Xin Tian, ​​then turned and quietly asked Yuan Yu, "Xiao Yu, do you think Xin Tian will lead us to find food?"

To be honest, they have been busy for more than a whole morning. Apart from eating a little when they set out in the morning, the production team has not provided them with a sip of water so far.

These people were really tired and hungry. Yuan Yu felt his face getting slightly hot.

Xu Tiangao's body temperature seemed to radiate to her, making her whole body boil.

She tried hard to control her breathing, pondered for a long time, and adjusted her somewhat disordered breathing to smooth.

Yuan Yu was very nervous inside, but her expression remained calm.

She didn't want Xu Tiangao to see her uneasiness, so she nodded slightly to show her agreement.

When Xu Tiangao saw her reaction, a barely perceptible smile appeared on his face.

He knew that Yuan Yu was a special person to him. However, after so many years together, they had already become friends. He was afraid that if he took a step further, would he lose even this basic friendship?

Although, he was not sure whether this feeling would develop into love?

But at least for now, this kind of interaction makes him feel very happy.

At the same time, Xin Tian was leading other team members to continue looking for food.

As she walked, she was thinking about how to lead everyone out of the predicament?

Although there were objects thrown by the program crew, she still hoped to find some fruits.

"Daredeer, can you help me find some fruit?"

"Host, yes, yes. There happens to be fruit on the tree to your left. It's a wild apple tree, and now is the season for apples to ripen."

After hearing this, Xin Tian couldn't help showing excitement on his face.

After walking for so long, it would be great to have some fruit to eat.

She shouted excitedly and called other team members to go over and pick them together.

People gathered around and started picking fruits from the tree.

Yuan Yu and Xu Tiangou also hurried over and joined the picking team.

For a moment, the whole scene became lively and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room gradually became active.

[Wow, there are apples to eat, what a lucky guy! ]

"Let me tell you, Sister Goddess is a lucky star. Wherever she goes, she's incredibly lucky. The best actor and actress followed her, and they were right to follow her. But then again, the fact that they followed her is itself a sign of their good fortune. They're all blessed with good fortune. When will I get to share in their good fortune?"

I think so too. They're all blessed with luck, so enviable. But it's not something you can envy. I just love watching the sweet, charming moments between the best actor and actress. It's truly sweet. Adult love is more subtle, and even sweeter.

[The apples look so sweet, and the whole atmosphere is so sweet. It's rare that I don't have to watch a thriller anymore.]

[It's hard to say. You saw this girl earlier, she's quite impressive. The backpack was practically blending into the leaves in such a high treetop, yet she was able to find it. It's hard to say! Maybe this will just turn us into another martial arts drama.]

【Will this prophecy come true? 】

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Xin Tian handed Su Nuan to Yuan Shi, hugged the tree trunk, and climbed up the tree in one go.

Because of the previous experience, everyone is now very calm about Su Nuan climbing trees.

Several people gathered under the tree and looked up at Xin Tian, ​​who was picking apples like a nimble monkey. Soon, she came down from the tree with a bag full of apples.

Su Nuan felt like her saliva was about to flow out.

When she saw the apple, she felt very hungry.

I’m really hungry!

Xin Tian climbed down from the tree and distributed the apples to everyone.

There was no water, so everyone just wiped the apples and started eating them.

You know what, wild apples are really sweet!

Xin Tian waved his hand and said loudly,

"Let's go find something to eat!"

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Xin Tian didn't walk out for long before he turned around, lowered his head, and said to Su Nuan, "Nuannuan, wait for me here."

When Su Nuan heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up.

Wow, wow, Sister Goddess must have discovered that it’s edible!

She couldn't help swallowing a few times.

Just one apple was not enough to fill her teeth.

So hungry!

After hearing what Su Nuan said, Yuan Shi stepped closer to her, held her hand, and gestured to Xin Tian. The meaning was obvious: Go ahead, I'll take care of Su Nuan!

His eyes also sparkled with stars.

At this moment, his stomach suddenly growled.

Yuan Shi's face suddenly turned red.

He had gotten up late in the morning and hadn't even had time to eat breakfast. Now, he was so hungry that he was almost exhausted.

[Haha, this is killing me. This guy's stomach is growling with hunger. Who's still hungry in today's society? This kind of situation is so rare!]

[Did you notice that Su Nuan, Yuan Shi, Yuan Yu, and even our idol, actor Xu, all have eyes that are glowing! Haha, it's so rare to see them starving with their eyes shining! This livestream is totally worth it.]

It's so rare to see Actor Xu and Actor Yuan in such a state of disgrace. Production crew, you're so inhumane! This is simply abusing our idols! Haha, I wonder if the goddess sister actually found something to eat this time.

[Of course. Goddess Sister is so amazing! She must have discovered something, so she spoke up.]

Netizens were discussing the matter, and were simply delighted by the embarrassing situation of the individuals. Even though they were idols in the hearts of their fans, it did not affect the netizens' gloating hearts at all.

As expected, as long as you are not unlucky, it is not a big deal!

Xin Tian walked towards the weeds beside the path. Now, under Xin Tian's leadership, the group had unknowingly walked southeast for almost half an hour.

The entire road was not easy to walk on, mostly made of rocks and dirt. If Xin Tian hadn't been so sure of the direction, it's hard to say they wouldn't have gone the wrong way.

Now, the group arrived at a relatively flat area. However, apart from a winding path, the area was surrounded by weeds, some of which were more than a meter tall.

Yuan Yu and his companions did not dare to step out of the path and into the weeds. Who knows what is hidden in these weeds?

Seeing Xin Tian walk into the weeds, Yuan Yu couldn't help but remind him, "Xin Tian, ​​these weeds are so tall, who knows what kind of snakes and insects are in them? You better be careful."

Xin Tian waved her hand back to show that she understood, without even turning her head.

In addition to each person using a drone to track and photograph, each group also had two photographers. The photographer who had just held the camera steady saw this and quickly glanced at him, then hurriedly followed Xin Tian.

I saw Xin Tian walking in the weeds, turning around and around, walking about a thousand meters, and suddenly squatted down.

The photographer hurriedly zoomed in.

Xin Tian slowly squatted down and stomped down all the weeds around him, revealing a few stones in the middle of the ground. These stones were all piled together. If Xin Tian hadn't stomped down all the weeds, which were more than a meter tall, they would have been hidden and impossible to find.

The photographer couldn't help but feel curious.

Netizens also started discussing it.

[What is this goddess sister doing? ]

[Just now, the goddess sister's action of stepping on the weeds was really smooth! Why did it feel like the goddess sister was running around a few rocks at the speed of the wind?]

I feel like I'm about to fly. Oh my god, Goddess sister, why don't you go to the Olympics? The 100-meter world record is waiting for you to break.

[Is there something the production team arranged under this rock? If so, I can only say, production team, you are so cunning!]

[But, these rocks look so big? ]

[Not only is it big, but it's also definitely heavy. I'd say it's at least 200-300 kilograms.]

How can such a heavy stone be moved? Who has the strength to do that? This director is such a sly shrew.

Xin Tian didn't care about these discussions at all.

After she flattened all the weeds, she slowly walked back a few steps.

Suddenly, she shouted loudly, her voice like a bell, and her energy sank into her dantian. She suddenly jumped up and kicked the top stone with her foot.

With a loud "bang", the stone on top fell to the ground with a huge noise.

Xu Tiangao and Yuan Yu were both terrified.

They no longer cared about what else was in the weeds. Xu Tiangou took a step with his long legs and ran into the weeds.

Yuan Shi hesitated for a moment and looked down at Su Nuan, wondering whether he should go into the weeds to find out what was going on.

Xu Tiangao ran while shouting, "Yuan Shi, you stay where you are and help me keep an eye on Su Nuan. I'll go investigate."

Yuan Yu also showed a panic expression on her face. She walked quickly to Yuan Shi's side, looking at a loss.

When Yuan Shi saw his sister approaching, he quickly threw his backpack to the ground, placed Su Nuan in Yuan Yu's hands, and ran towards the source of the noise, saying to his sister, "Sister, please keep an eye on Su Nuan. I'll go over and take a look too. What's going on?"

Yuan Yu nodded in response, "Little boy, be careful."

Su Nuan looked up at Yuan Yu with a worried look on her face, "Sister Yuan Yu, is Sister Goddess safe?"

"It's okay, it's okay, our Nuannuan doesn't need to worry. Look, don't we still have Brother Yuan Shi and your cousin?"

Su Nuan then snuggled in Yuan Yu's arms and looked nervously towards the place where the loud noise had just come from.

The photographer followed behind Xin Tian and broadcast the scene of Xin Tian kicking the rock away live.

He stood about a hundred meters behind Xin Tian, ​​and through the weeds, he captured the scene clearly. A look of surprise appeared on his face.

What kind of Hercules sister is this? It's like a combination of beauty and the beast!

Although Xu Tiangao and the others couldn't see clearly from outside, the director and the others saw it clearly through the live broadcast. They clearly saw Xin Tian kick the rock in mid-air.

The entire backstage suddenly fell into deathly silence.

Everyone opened their mouths wide in surprise.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were all shocked by Xin Tian's actions. The entire live broadcast room fell into silence.

Five seconds later, all kinds of discussions and speeches erupted like a volcano.

[Is what I just saw real? Is there something wrong with my eyes?]

[Producing team, please clarify, was that a special effect? ​​Was it a special effect created by the production team?]

Is this still the goddess sister? Oh my god, this movement, this strength, this posture, I am simply in awe of her and speechless. Speechless is the only word, my admiration is endless.

[I was just drinking water, and I ended up knocking over my cup. This, this, this… is this still a human? Sister Goddess, is she really a goddess?]

The director finally realized what was happening, and a surge of ecstasy washed over him. He couldn't help but shout instructions to Mai, "Xiao Sheng, you, from now on, keep a close eye on Xin Tian. You are specifically responsible for filming Xin Tian."

The two assistant directors also turned to look at the director.

There was infinite admiration in their eyes.

Oh my god, the director is so wise and powerful.

He actually brought back some god-level figure to the program team.

They have already seen the brilliant prospects of the entire live broadcast becoming popular all over the Internet.

Oh, yeah!

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