Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Xu Tiangao's two slender and powerful legs moved quickly, looking like two powerful Hot Wheels, driving him to rush towards the place where the loud noise came from at an astonishing speed.

Xu Tiangao is extremely passionate about fitness and he sticks to exercising every day.

At this moment, he spared no effort, concentrating all his strength on his legs, wanting to release all his strength without reservation.

While he was pushing aside the dense grass at an extremely fast speed, he was running frantically in the direction where the loud noise had just been made.

Not long after, Yuan Shi followed closely behind.

His expression was also filled with anxiety and worry, and he and Xu Tiangao bravely moved forward in the direction where the sound came from.

Both of them looked extremely nervous and uneasy, not knowing what had happened to Xin Tian.

Their pace became faster and faster, and they looked as if they wanted to fly, eager to see what was happening.

They were worried about whether something had happened to Xin Tian or whether he was injured.

At this moment, Xin Tian lightly raised his foot, then exerted force suddenly, kicking the huge stone in front of him directly away.

Then, her body continued to soar in the air like a nimble bird.

Then she jumped lightly and landed steadily on a big rock next to her.

In fact, the photographer had already received clear instructions from the director.

However, at this moment he was standing under the big rock. If he wanted to climb up the big rock, it would take a certain amount of time and a lot of effort.

The big rock looks towering and it is not easy to climb up from below.

The photographer had to carefully look for a place to hold on and climb up step by step with difficulty.

At the same time, the drone in the air that had been following Xin Tian closely was flying steadily in front of her.

This advanced drone is equipped with a high-resolution camera and a powerful signal transmission system. Like a tireless aerial guard, it records Xin Tian's every move at all times.

When Xin Tian successfully landed on the big rock, the drone camera accurately captured her courageous and confident posture.

Looking down from the sky, Xin Tian's figure is particularly eye-catching in this vast world.

The live broadcast images transmitted back by the drone are extremely high-definition, with every detail clearly visible, allowing netizens in the live broadcast room to see Xin Tian's flying hair and determined eyes.

The texture of her clothing and the breeze created by her every movement are vividly presented in this high-definition picture.

Moreover, the signal transmission is extremely smooth, without any lag or blur, as if people are personally on the scene, and can feel Xin Tian's bravery and decisiveness in real time.

Through the live broadcast, the audience clearly saw Xin Tian standing on the big rock, feeling the tense and exciting atmosphere, and witnessing this wonderful moment together.

Wow, this goddess is so cool! Every move she makes is like a top dancer bursting onto the stage, dazzlingly graceful, captivating everyone with her grace. And that look, wow, brimming with confidence and determination, as if a single glance from her would have the entire universe bow down to her. This goddess is absolutely yyds (eternal deity)! I've decided to be her biggest fan for the rest of my life, rooting for her like crazy!

Hey, I was just happily sipping my Happy Fat Otaku Drink when I glanced over and saw this amazing display from the Goddess Sister. I instantly felt like a spring had been applied and took off, spurting the drink all over the floor. Oh my god, Goddess Sister, what kind of incredible cheat is this? Did Doraemon gift you a magical item, or are you actually a superhero warrior who traveled from the anime world? This is jaw-dropping!

"Producer, please come out and take a look! Is this a special effect? ​​That big rock looks like something from a bouncy castle. How else could the goddess handle it so easily? Did you hire a Hollywood special effects team to create this incredible "hoax"? Explain to us curious kids!"

[Oh my god, this move from Goddess Sister is like being possessed by the invincible Super Saiyan! That power, that speed, it's just amazing! My little heart is so shocked that I feel like I'm going to escape the galaxy through a wormhole. Goddess Sister, please accept my knee, you are my idol!]

I was happily slurping down my snail noodles when I saw the Goddess Sister act so impressively that my chopsticks dropped with a thud. I was thinking it was Nezha the Third Prince descended to earth. This is too incredible! Production crew, did you inject the Goddess Sister with a super serum or outfit her with Iron Man-style gear? Tell the truth!

[Wow, this goddess is the legendary "Most Powerful Goddess on Earth," right?! That aura is over 6'8". I feel like she could whip up a storm with just a wave of her hand. What kind of magical operation is this? Production team, did you secretly replace the goddess with Wonder Woman, or let Ultraman possess her? Confess now!]

[Wow, this goddess sister is so powerful, it's like she has opened up her Ren and Du meridians. I even suspect she secretly took Dongfang Bubai as her master, otherwise how could she be so powerful? That aura feels like it can scare away the Bull Demon King!]

Oh my god, what's going on with this goddess sister? Is she under a spell from Harry Potter? Or is she the hidden Wonder Woman?

[Just now, it felt like she could pull up Mount Everest with one hand and use it as a toy. This is too incredible. I want to ask her if she is a superhero who traveled back from the future and has an invincible cheat.]

Many netizens were so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths. They left messages in the barrage to express their admiration and curiosity about the goddess sister's strength.

Some people think that the performance of the goddess sister is too amazing, and even suspect that she has been replaced by other characters by the program team and a stand-in is used; others compare the goddess sister with heroes in various film and television dramas, and believe that her strength has surpassed the scope of ordinary people; even more, some directly speculate that the goddess sister is a superhero from the future with powerful external plug-in abilities.

These comments are full of imagination and humor, fully reflecting the audience's love and attention for the goddess sister.

What the Goddess did just now truly blew my mind! Her movements and speed are a perfect replica of Spider-Man! I seriously doubt she's secretly teamed up with Spider-Man, because otherwise, how could she be so agile and fly across the ceiling? With her skills, she might even be able to pluck the moon from the spider silk and use it as a lightbulb!

If the production team doesn't explain the source of her superpowers, I'm going to be unable to sleep tonight!

[I think the goddess sister must not be an ordinary person on Earth. Her actions just now are simply incredible! It's like she is possessed by Ultraman, and she has endless power.]

The stone became so tiny in her hand that it looked like a mere cookie in the hands of the goddess. Is she really planning to attack the Earth like a monster? The production team needs to be careful and make sure she doesn't impulsively save the Earth!

[Oh my, the goddess's performance just now was like Nezha, the Third Prince, running out of the mythical world! Her strength and skills are astonishing. The huge rock in front of her is like a shrimp soldier or crab general under a spell, powerless to resist.]

[I think she'll be able to ride on her wind-fire wheels and wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace in the next second. The production crew must be stunned by her amazing ability!]

This move by the goddess is truly amazing! I'm guessing she must have shaken hands with the Hulk. His strength is incredible; he could throw Tarzan like a sandbag. A more cautious guess is that her sneeze could even cause a small earthquake! Shouldn't the production team consider buying her some superhero insurance?

Various discussions among netizens fell like snowflakes, and the lively scene was simply overwhelming.

Director Zhao Yu was so amused by the overwhelming discussion that his mouth almost stretched from ear to ear.

His face was beaming with joy, and his whole body was bathed in the sunshine of happiness.

He was secretly thinking with pride:

"Humph, huh, I'm not making a statement. I'll just let you guys guess, guess, guess as much as you want, hahahaha."

Look again at the middle of the stone, there is a small open space.

The extremely advanced drone captured a clear picture of several bulging bags underneath.

Wow, this time, I’m really going to be rich!

Zhao Yu was overjoyed, and saw countless glory and wealth beckoning towards him.

"Hahaha!"

He couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

As for Xin Tian, ​​she had a bright smile on her face. She was as light and graceful as a nimble bird. She leaped up and jumped down gracefully.

Just at this moment, Xu Tiangao and Yuan Shi ran over panting.

When they looked up, they saw Xin Tian jumping down in an extremely cool manner, as light as a flying swallow.

At this moment, the eyeballs of both men seemed to be about to fly out of their sockets, and their faces were full of shock and disbelief.

Countless exclamations surged in their hearts, and those exclamations turned into reality, with the sky full of fluttering, shocking exclamation marks!

Just as Xin Tian jumped off the carriage, she saw two people standing under the carriage.

So she gave the order without hesitation:

"You two, hurry up and take the package!"

As soon as she finished speaking, a heavy bag was thrown out of the carriage by Xin Tian.

Xu Tiangao had no time to be amazed, his body had already subconsciously rushed over.

He stretched out his hands and steadily caught the heavy package.

However, just as he caught the package, a huge force made him fall back involuntarily.

He took several steps back and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Oh my God, this package is so heavy! Xin Tian is really strong!

At this time, before Xu Tiangao's surprise had dissipated, Xin Tian shouted again:

"Come on, then!"

Yuan Shi reacted quickly and ran forward to take the second package.

He held the package tightly, but was unable to withstand the powerful force. He had to step back nearly two meters before he could barely stabilize his body.

The two of them took turns going forward, and there were a total of six packages.

This time, both Yuan Shi and Xu Tiangao had happy expressions on their faces.

It’s developed, it’s developed.

With so many supplies, I guess they won’t go hungry in these three days!

Xin Tian grabbed the last backpack, kicked his feet, and flew up all of a sudden. Like a light bird, he jumped directly out of the big rock and landed steadily outside.

Xu Tiangao was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped to the ground!

Oh my god, this girl can actually do Qinggong!

That's the legendary skill of flying over eaves and walking on walls. Today he has finally opened his eyes!

Yuan Shi was so shocked that he hugged the package and his jaw almost dropped to the ground.

The photographer was so shocked by Xin Tian that he had no expression on his face.

Not only did he broadcast the entire process of Xin Tian's graceful leap live, he also captured the astonished expressions of Xu Tiangao and Yuan Shi.

Netizens immediately burst into laughter and made many emoticons of the two people's expressions and sent them out.

The entire webpage was filled with emojis of the actor showing his astonishment to the point of being a little horrified. Even Yuan Shi followed this trend and gained a lot of popularity.

Emoticons that play pranks on the movie actor are all over the internet and flying everywhere.

Of course, as the parties involved, they are not aware of this.

Xin Tian was carrying a bag on his back and holding two large bags in his hands, but he looked more relaxed than Xu Tiangao and Yuan Shi.

She took light steps, as if the wind was blowing under her feet, and walked forward quickly.

Xu Tiangao and Yuan Shi staggered and followed Xin Tian, ​​trying to keep their balance.

Finally arriving at the roadside, Yuan Yu held Su Nuan tightly, and occasionally looked in the direction of Xin Tian.

When they saw Xin Tian from afar, Su Nuan jumped up excitedly.

Her face was filled with an ecstatic smile. She struggled to break free from Yuan Yu's hand, quickly dived into the dense grass, and ran over like a happy little deer.

Yuan Yu looked helpless, but still followed closely, following Su Nuan's footsteps and running towards Xin Tian together.

When Xin Tian saw the two people running towards him, he couldn't help but quicken his pace and soon came to Su Nuan.

She looked at Su Nuan and smiled, "Let's go out. We'll have food soon."

Su Nuan smiled so much that her eyes narrowed.

When she saw Xin Tian holding things in both hands, she automatically followed Xin Tian and walked towards the path.

Yuan Yu stepped forward, grabbed Su Nuan, and walked outside together.

Xin Tian came out of the weeds, put the three backpacks on the ground, and began to open the backpacks and take things out.

Sure enough, the package was full of food, including sausages, bread, instant noodles, various fast foods, and milk.

When Yuan Yu brought Su Nuan out, she saw Xin Tian waving a bottle of milk at them, signaling them to hurry over.