Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

[The goddess sister climbed the tree, as if she was gently stroking the trunk, but her movements were not gentle, and the force was so strong that she almost "scratched" the bark off.]

[Oh my god, this climb by the goddess sister is simply a nightmare for the trees. They are probably discussing whether to hire bodyguards to protect themselves.]

The goddess seemed to be treating the tree as a ladder to the sky, climbing up tirelessly, wishing she could climb directly to the moon.

[Hahaha, watching the goddess sister climb the tree, I seemed to hear the tree shouting for help: "Help! This super heroine is going to conquer me!"]

If the goddess sister competed in the Olympics with her tree-climbing skills, other athletes would be left far behind. She sighed, "What's the point of competing?"

Oh my god, the goddess sister is climbing the tree like a little whirlwind. This is not climbing a tree, this is a two-person opera for the tree, and the branch is her partner, being toyed with by her and making it spin around.

[Wow, the goddess sister is so fun climbing trees! The way she twists and turns on the tree is just like the star of a two-person opera! The tree is like her big stage, and the bark can't help but cheer for her!] [Haha, the goddess sister's tree climbing skills are really amazing! It's like she treats the tree as a handkerchief in two-person opera, playing with it around and around. The tree must be thinking: "How did I meet such an amazing person?"]

"Goddess sister, when you climbed the tree, you were like a little hat singing a two-person opera, relaxed and happy, and even a little playful. The tree was so amused by you that it didn't know where to go. I just hope you can let it go quickly."

[Oh my, the speed and posture of the goddess climbing the tree are exactly like the somersaults in Errenzhuan! She climbed up the tree in a flash, leaving the tree unable to resist. The tree was like a helpless little pitiful thing, and could only let her control it.]

When the first netizen made a comment in a humorous and witty way, it opened Pandora's box and started a joyful prelude.

Those witty words were like a stone thrown into a calm lake, instantly stirring up ripples of joy.

Soon after, other netizens followed suit, and for a while, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter and joy, and it was very lively.

These amusing comments were so hilarious that the audience couldn't help laughing, as if they were in a grand and joyful feast.

Everyone was immersed in this cheerful atmosphere and enjoying this unique pleasure.

The director looked at the data that kept climbing on the screen, and the upward curve was the most beautiful hymn to his hard work.

He was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling, and a strong sense of pride surged in his heart.

He thought to himself, "I'm so awesome! Bringing Xin Tian onto the show was an incredibly wise decision."

At this moment, the more he thought about it, the more proud he became, and he couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up.

The pride was like a flood bursting through a dam, overflowing unreservedly from his face, eyes, and behavior.

At this moment, the assistant director on the side was very quick-eyed and quick-handed, and was good at observing people's words and expressions.

Like a sharp hunter, he instantly caught this perfect opportunity, immediately gave the director a thumbs-up, and said flatteringly:

"Director, you are truly amazing! Your vision is truly unique and extraordinary, and truly admirable!"

Zhao Yu was immediately delighted after hearing this, and a bright smile bloomed on his face, like the brightest sunshine in spring. He waved his hand and responded modestly:

"Hahaha, this is the result of everyone's joint efforts!"

He knew very well that the creation of a good work depends on the concerted efforts and unity of the entire team.

However, he also likes to hear others praise and affirmation of him.

This feeling of being admired made him extremely satisfied, as if all his previous hard work, sweat and effort had been perfectly rewarded at this moment.

The clever assistant director seized this rare opportunity just right and successfully won more favor from the director by praising the director.

However, at this moment, Xin Tian was completely unaware of the intense popularity on the webpage.

Even if she knew, she probably wouldn't care at all.

She seemed to have more important things in her mind, and the hustle and bustle of the outside world could not enter her world at all.

At this moment, when she was about three meters above the ground, her figure was like an extremely agile bird.

She jumped out from the branch lightly, without any hesitation, and jumped down resolutely.

She looked so resolute, as if nothing in the world could stop her decision.

Yuan Shi was horrified when he saw this. His face turned pale instantly, and his heart was tightly grasped by an invisible hand.

He could no longer suppress the fear that surged in his heart like a tide, and couldn't help but scream.

He thought to himself that his heart had risen to his throat many times in just a few minutes.

The tension and uneasiness made his body tremble slightly involuntarily.

At this moment, Su Nuan could no longer bear the fear in her heart.

She was so frightened that she dared not open her eyes to look. Like a frightened deer, she threw herself into Yuan Shi's arms.

She buried her head in Yuan Shi's arms, her body trembling, as if seeking a safe shelter.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here!" Yuan Shi hugged Su Nuan tightly and comforted her softly. His voice was steady and powerful, injecting a shot of adrenaline into Su Nuan's heart.

When it was still three meters from the ground, Xin Tian was lying quietly on the tree trunk like a mysterious tree elf.

Her figure was light and graceful, blending seamlessly into the tree.

In a flash, she turned around effortlessly like a peerless hero. Her movements were smooth and effortless.

Then, he jumped down with a "whoosh".

The speed was so fast that it was dazzling.

It landed silently, just like a feather falling, light and soft.

Hey, there's no movement at all.

The scene was simply amazing.

"Great skills!" Yuan Shi couldn't help but praise. His eyes were full of admiration and praise.

When Su Nuan heard Yuan Shi’s praise, she also poked her head out from his arms.

When she saw Xin Tian land safely, her heart finally settled down.

The reactions of the people around were so funny and amusing.

A group of people gasped, like a group of frightened animals. "Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss—"

The sounds came and went, as if they were all being pinched by the throat by an invisible hand at the same time.

Some people were so surprised that their mouths opened wide, their eyes widened, and their faces were full of disbelief.

That look, seeing the most incredible thing in the world.

Others took a few steps back, as if worried they might be implicated, their faces filled with panic and fear.

Look at the photographer again. He was so frightened that he could hardly hold the camera steadily.

His hands were shaking constantly, almost like he had Parkinson's disease.

His eyes widened, his mouth opened into an O shape, and the camera in his hand was wobbling, in danger of falling at any moment. Fortunately, his professional ethics was like a stabilizing force.

At the critical moment, it automatically kicked in. Subconsciously, I came to my senses and held the camera steady.

This super cool moment was broadcast live smoothly and perfectly.

This really excited the netizens. Comments popped up like dumplings in an instant.

The lively scene seemed like a grand carnival.

Cool and handsome little cute master: [Oh my goodness, this is just like wild geese falling on the plain sand, it's so handsome that my eyes are about to pop out. This is not an ordinary person, it's clearly a hero who traveled through the world of martial arts, so cool! ]

Heartbeat Observer: [Just now, I was so scared that my breathing stopped. It was like someone had acupuncture points on me. My eyes were fixed on the screen, not wanting to miss a single thing. Even now, my heart is beating like a drum. Xin Tian, ​​you really know how to tease people and make them fascinating.]

Spicy Hotpot: [Wow, this is so cool! It's even more exciting than the movie. Xin Tian, ​​how many more surprises do you have waiting for us?]

Crowds: [With this skill and this reaction speed, could Xin Tian really be a martial arts master hidden among the people?]

Lurker: [I always thought Xin Tian was just an ordinary girl. I never thought that the goddess sister is the goddess sister. She actually has such amazing skills. It's really eye-opening!]

Passerby A: [Oh my god, is this really Xin Tian? He seems like a completely different person, so unfamiliar, yet he exudes a unique charm that makes people want to get closer...]

Sweetheart Leader: [Wow~ Goddess sister, you are so handsome! I am so fascinated by you, what should I do? I love you so much!]

Star-chasing girl: [Goddess sister, did you secretly go to learn Kung Fu? Tell me where you learned it, I want to go too! Can you teach me too?]

Those netizens who once looked down on Xin Tian were now shocked, with their mouths opened so wide that an egg could fit in.

They stared at the screen in disbelief, completely unable to believe what was happening before their eyes.

It was beyond their imagination that an ordinary little man could possess such superb martial arts.

Lao Nan Bibimbap: [Impossible! This is beyond my comprehension]

Superman: [She looks like an ordinary girl, how could she suddenly become so powerful? ]

Star Path: [So, this must be some kind of prank, or some kind of cheating method, right?]

However, no matter how they doubted and speculated, they could not change the strength shown by Xin Tian.

Faced with this fact, they could only sigh secretly and regret their contempt and ridicule of Xin Tian.

At the same time, in Xin Tian's live broadcast room, the enthusiasm of the audience became increasingly high.

Beauty Killer: [Again! Again! This is simply amazing.]

A muddy one: [Goddess sister, I love you, (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～, you are so awesome! You are my forever idol. ]

Tree Climbing Maniac: [Wow, this tree climbing camp needs to start right now! I can't wait to sign up! If I learn this trick, I'll be able to walk around in front of my friends like a fool! Hahahaha... Just thinking about it makes me feel awesome!]

Screensaver collector: [Wow~ Look at that pose when she comes down from the tree—it's so cool! It's so beautiful, it just hits my heart, it's so pleasing to the eyes! I couldn't help but take a screenshot and set it as my screensaver. I could look at screensavers like this forever and never get tired of it. Opening my phone every day and seeing such a beautiful image is like discovering a treasure, it makes me feel happy all day long!]

Agent fanboy: [Oh my, Xin Tian's skills are simply amazing! If she doesn't go to the special forces to develop her skills, it would be a waste of talent! With her skills, even those battle-hardened soldiers might be outshined by her! If 007 saw her skills, he would probably burst into tears, wiping his tears while shouting, "Brother, you are the real agent! I better be sensible and get out of here first!"]

Doraemon's Brainwave: [When Xin Tian jumped down from the tree, there was no sound at all. Did he secretly wear Doraemon's silent shoes? Otherwise, how could he land silently like a little ghost? It's so funny!]

Seeing Xin Tian's skillful movements, I can't help but feel like I've wasted the first half of my life. I can't even climb a stool without falling flat on my face, but he can perform acrobatic moves in a tree with such ease. What a world of difference!

Wukong Psychedelic: [Could it be that Xin Tian secretly became Sun Wukong's disciple? Judging by his agile and versatile skills, he seems to have learned a few of the Seventy-Two Transformations. I have a feeling he'll soon be on friendly terms with the Great Sage, hahaha.]

Meow Star Messenger: [I just showed this video to my cat. Guess what? After watching it, my cat looked like he was saying, "My cat life has been wasted." Then he hid in a corner in shame, probably doubting his cat life.]

Pun: [Xin Tian's jump was truly shocking. I think we should just call him "Xin Daxia" from now on. Note that the "Xin" here isn't the "Xin" in "new old," but the "Xin" in "Xin Tian." Haha, how's our pun going?]

Smooth association: [Xin Tian dances so smoothly, could it be that he ate "Xin" fried rice? Haha, the "Xin" here is of course Xin Tian's "Xin." It's as smooth as a greased loach. So funny.]

Pun explanation: [I think Xin Tian's movements are like the stars (Xin Xin) lighting up the lights, illuminating the hearts of us little fans. Hehe, isn't it funny?]

Highly-rated connoisseur: [Wow! Did you see that? Xin Tian's skills are like hanging a thermos on a plane—high-level (bottle)! Can ordinary people do that? Humph, there's no comparison, just looking on in the distance! It's like he's using cheats, so amazing!]

Kung Fu Secrets: [Yeah, think about it, who's naturally that powerful? He must have put in a lot of hard work behind the scenes, like a dumb person eating coptis root—the kind that can't express their pain. Look at his tree skills, they're incredible. He really doesn't show his true colors, because if he does, it's terrifying! Hahaha.]

Puzzling Divine Skills: [I think this guy Xin Tian is like a steamer on a hot pot—what a powerful force. He performed this set of moves in one go, leaving everyone stunned and bewildered. We just can't figure out how he can be so powerful? Is he secretly practicing some unparalleled magical skill?]