I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

The culprit at this time, Li Qiang, walked cautiously to Xiaofang.

However, Xiaofang was so absorbed in reading a novel that she didn't notice him coming.

Li Qiang was a little anxious.

He leaned forward, then to the left, then to the right, then lowered his head to look...

Looking at it from 360 degrees, there is still one angle missing.

Li Qiang was wondering whether he should look up from the bottom.

But it seems a bit vulgar to look at it this way, because Xiaofang is wearing a printed dress today.

"Ahem, Xiaofang~Fang~"

Li Qiang called Xiaofang softly.

However, Xiaofang still did not respond.

From this angle, Yang Cheng could see the side of her face as she lowered her head. At this moment, her face was suspiciously turning red.

Yang Cheng saw that her eyes were beginning to blur, then gradually became blurred, and finally lost focus...

"She saw Huangfu Tieniu and Ouyang Cuihua's first night together."

Qin Che's voice sounded above Yang Cheng's head.

"Ok??"

“It’s the passage I read to you earlier:

Cuihua's face felt hot and bright like the morning glow. Her mind went blank and she closed her eyes obediently. She grabbed Tieniu's hair tightly and said, "My Tieniu, come here." After Tieniu got permission, he was so happy and anxious, like a three-year-old child who couldn't get candy.

Huangfu Tieniu took Ouyang Cuihua's hand and nibbled it, then he took her foot and nibbled it... Cuihua's body was full of Tieniu's love, then Tieniu stretched out his hand..."

"do not talk!"

Yang Cheng's face also began to turn red.

Qin Che saw her eyes begin to blur, then gradually become blurred, and finally out of focus...

Qin Che: ...Poisoned?

He stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes. After waving it back and forth 5 or 6 times, Yang Cheng's eyes finally regained focus and she finally came to her senses.

Yang Cheng hit Qin Che's arm.

"Who asked you to recite the whole paragraph?"

"I have a good memory, blame me?"

"snort!….."

Just as the two of them were whispering.

Li Qiang finally couldn't hold back anymore and he spoke.

0.0001 seconds after he finished speaking, Xiaofang looked up.

Li Qiang said: "Xiaofang, I don't have onychomycosis."

Xiaofang, who automatically received the information of the three words "onychomycosis", immediately raised her head.

"You said you have onychomycosis??!"

Xiaofang was so frightened that she didn't know what to do. She stepped back repeatedly.

"Don't come over here. If you come one step closer, I...I...I will jump down!"

Xiaofang pointed nervously at the river on her left and spoke stutteringly.

Li Qiang did not step forward. He stretched out his right hand and opened his palm.

Inside was a slightly crumpled piece of paper.

"This is Dr. Zhu's medical certificate. He wrote on it that I don't have onychomycosis. Look!"

Having said this, he took a step forward excitedly.

"Don't come here!"

"Okay... okay," Li Qiang stopped moving forward. "Look, there's a stamp underneath. It says the goods are genuine, fair to everyone, 100% guaranteed!"

Xiaofang took the paper from Li Qiang hesitantly.

She read it carefully from top to bottom, then looked at it again under the street light, and finally poked the red seal with her hand.

“It seems quite real.”

"It's real, more real than real gold and silver."

Li Qiang nodded vigorously, wishing his head could turn into a card machine.

Xiaofang had already believed most of it when she saw the paper, but she still frowned and said in a coquettish tone:

"Don't lie to me, or your nails will be covered with gray nails."

"Ugh~"

Hearing this, Yang Cheng remembered what Li Gang said that day, and the acid in his stomach surged up.

I dug it up, Li Gang and Xiao Fang are both poisonous, right? ?

"Yang Cheng, what's wrong with you? Why do you suddenly look like you're going to vomit?"

Qin Che asked Yang Cheng nervously, patting her on the back.

Yang Cheng raised his head, patted his chest, took a deep breath and said:

"There is a man named Li Gang in your pig farm. He is Wu Zheng's brother-in-law. Don't have too much contact with him."

After saying that, he continued to add, "He is poisonous."

"More vicious than Wu Zheng?"

"Poison upon poison."

Qin Che: ...Is this a drug lord?

Li Qiang on this side was also shocked when he heard what Xiaofang said, but he was more afraid.

With beads of sweat on his forehead, he said nervously, "I can only swear to you that I really don't have onychomycosis."

"Hmph, that's fine."

Xiaofang pouted and looked upwards with a proud look.

Seeing that Xiaofang believed in him, Li Qiang finally felt relieved.

I will never catch crayfish again.

Li Qiang came close to Xiaofang and invited her in a low voice.

"Xiaofang, what delicious food do you like? I'll take you there to eat?"

Xiaofang's pouty mouth closed again, "I won't eat at night. I'm trying to lose weight."

Xiaofang is 1 meters tall and weighs 6 kilograms. Her upper body actually looks fine, but all her fat is in her lower body.

She has said she wanted to lose weight since last year, but she just can't control her mouth. She likes to eat stinky tofu, snail noodles, hairy eggs, fermented tofu... the heavier the taste, the more she likes to eat.

This year I started to seriously try to lose weight.

To be honest, Xiaofang is generally very confident in herself, but she is a little worried that Li Qiang minds her weight.

After all, Li Qiang looks skinny and like a weakling, and people are afraid that he might be allergic to obese people.

But Li Qiang really doesn't mind.

He scratched his head, looked at Xiaofang and said, "You don't need to lose weight, you look good the way you are now."

Hearing this, Yang Cheng grabbed Qin Che's hand and said in a sour tone:

"Li Qiang is really good at praising others, you have never praised me."

Qin Che disagreed, "What's the use of just talking? These are all empty words."

"Humph."

Xiaofang's mood at the moment was the same as Yang Cheng's. Li Qiang used to speak in a very rigid and wooden manner. What medicine did he take tonight that made him praise people so well?

She lowered her head and asked shyly:

"What do you think I am like now?"

Li Qiang looked at her seriously:

"You look good now with your chubby and rough shape. You look cute, round and adorable."

"Get out! Get out! Get out!"

Xiaofang was so angry that she almost threw the book in her hand at Li Qiang's face.

After saying "roll three times", Xiaofang turned around and ran along the river bank in small steps.

Li Qiang didn't know what he said wrong.

She is really cute and adorable. Those who are as skinny as bamboo poles are ugly.

After Xiaofang ran away, Li Qiang naturally would not stay in the same place.

He also ran after her, shouting anxiously as he ran:

"Xiaofang~ What's wrong with you? Wait for me~"

After the two people left, Qin Che and Yang Cheng were left hiding behind the tree.

Yang Cheng: "I take back what I just said... I think it's useless for men to talk..."

Qin Che chuckled lightly.

There's really no comparison between Li Qiang and Wei Qianfan. Wei Qianfan has more brain cells and is more flexible when it comes to love.

It seems that Li Qiang will have to struggle for a while.

Qin Che put his arm around Yang Cheng's shoulder and the two of them walked out from behind the willow tree.

The moonlight on the river bank is still so beautiful, the moon is still so round, the frogs are still croaking, and the crickets are still chirping.

With such a good atmosphere, shouldn’t we do something?

Qin Che's desire to kiss, which had been extinguished by those two couples, was revived.

He looked around carefully, left and right, up and down, front and back, and made 100% sure that there was no one there.

He stretched out his hands, held Yang Cheng's head, and then leaned over little by little.

Yang Cheng twisted and turned, "What are you going to do now?"

"Close your eyes, quickly."

"Oh……"

Qin Che's lips were about to touch Yang Cheng's mouth, just a little bit.

At this time.

"Woof woof ~ woof woof ~"

"Woof woof ~ woof woof ~"

Qin Che: "...It's really fucked..."