I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Qin Che said: "These two people are so stupid, I'm so afraid that their IQ will be passed on to my pigs."

Yang Cheng: …

Yang Cheng: "Men and women in love have no IQ."

At this time, the couple who had just met each other online were still talking nonsense like a couple in love.

After a while.

Wei Qianfan took out a small notebook.

"Sunflower Book?"

Dong Xiaomei said in surprise.

"...No, it's the Yueyang Tower Inscription I copied by hand."

"Sorry, I was just kidding~"

In fact, Dong Xiaomei was not joking. She thought this was the Book of the Sunflower.

This dark yellow book cover, combined with the martial arts novels she had read in her mind, she imagined that it should be the Sunflower Manual.

"It's okay. The moonlight is dim, so it's normal that you can't see the words on the book clearly..."

Wei Qianfan, who had lost his brain, helped her explain.

I can actually think of this reason.

Yang Cheng was stunned.

"The light here is not good. Let's go to the front. I will teach you to recite Yueyang Tower."

Wei Qianfan pointed to a street lamp in front.

"……it is good."

Dong Xiaomei looked bitter.

When she was in junior high school, it took her no more than two mornings to memorize this.

Now, at this age, my memory has seriously deteriorated compared to before. I have watched "Country Love" several times. I always forget the latter part after watching the first part, and forget the first part after watching the latter part.

"Yueyang Tower Inscription"?

Instead of reciting such flowery poems, it would be better for her to carry manure.

"After you've memorized it, we can start practicing dual cultivation~"

"...Okay. Actually...I'm pretty stupid..."

“Don’t be afraid, take your time.

The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up.

Every time I memorize one more line of poetry, I say I am invincible.

Orangutan, orangutan, believe you, if you don’t have talent, just work hard.

Recite poems, you have to recite poems, we want to be number one on the entire network.

No. 1 on the entire network~! "

Qin Che: "Awesome, awesome, this is a big idiot~"

Yang Cheng: …

"If they leave, let's leave too. The air quality here is bad and it can easily lower one's intelligence."

After Wei Qianfan and Dong Xiaomei left, Qin Che pulled Yang Cheng out from behind the tree.

"Don't you think it's a little romantic?"

Yang Cheng suddenly asked.

When you love someone, you lose yourself and your brain.

This hormone released by dopamine makes people in love intoxicated.

The onlookers were all envious.

The only bystander here is Yang Cheng.

Qin Che was not included.

"You really think that's romantic? Huh? I can do that, too."

"What can you do? I can recite "Yueyang Tower Inscription" without your teaching."

"It's no use saying that. You should just say you don't know, and I'll teach you."

"I won't."

"I do not know either."

Yang Cheng: …

"You see, we can't have the kind of romance that Wei Qianfan and his friends have.

I said I couldn't do it, and you stopped talking.

How can we continue our romance like this?"

Yang Cheng rolled his eyes in anger.

Qin Che put his arm around her shoulders and smiled softly:

"How about I help you read "The Pig Farmer" tonight? It will free your hands and let you enjoy the auditory feast."

"Hahaha, you are quite narcissistic, huh?"

Yang Cheng was amused by him.

Why is Qin Che becoming more and more showy?

The two continued walking along the river.

The moon climbed up a little bit, and the bright moonlight shone obliquely on the two people, and their shadows on the ground were stretched out long.

Just after Wei Qianfan and the others left, the river became quiet again. From time to time, the chirping of crickets and frogs from the river bank broke the tranquility.

Qin Che's desire for kissing, which he had not yet fully expressed, came back again.

He looked around, left and right, up and down, and after making sure that there was no one there, he stopped.

"Orange, come on, let's continue."

"Continue with what?"

Qin Che didn't answer her and went straight to work.

At this moment, he stretched out his hands, held Yang Cheng's face again, lowered his handsome face, and slowly approached Yang Cheng.

Yang Cheng twisted his body and said, "Oh my god, you're here again so late at night? Hehehe~"

Qin Che closed his eyes and answered, "Could you just cooperate and stop being awkward?"

Just when Qin Che’s mouth was about to get close to Yang Cheng’s mouth.

"Xiaofang is there! Xiaofang is there!"

"Sorry! Please make way~!"

An urgent voice sounded from behind.

Qin Che was scratched on the face by something that looked like straw paper.

Then he saw a black figure passing by.

The figure's hands seemed to be rowing a boat, and his feet seemed to be equipped with Hot Wheels, running straight forward quickly with a "whoosh".

Qin Che: Damn it... Where did this person come from? !

Yang Cheng saw the man's back and pulled Qin Che to run behind him.

After a few minutes, the man finally stopped.

He bent over and panted in place.

Yang Cheng pulled Qin Che and stopped.

Qin Che was confused. Why was he running?

"Hurry, hide, something's going on over there!"

Suddenly, Yang Cheng pulled him behind a big willow tree again.

"What the hell... Is that guy Wu Zheng's brother-in-law, Li something?"

"Yes, his name is Li Qiang. He is on a date, and we are here to observe."

The two people repeated the same conversation again.

Qin Che looked up at the full moon in the sky.

Tonight is a full moon night, so will there be so many CPs? ? !

One of the protagonists of the second pair of CP tonight, Li Qiang.

Now he finally caught his breath.

Why did he stop? Because Xiaofang was in front of him.

Xiaofang had nothing to do tonight and originally wanted to watch TV at home, but there were too many mosquitoes at home and she couldn't stay there, so she went to the river for a walk.

As she walked, she came to a street lamp, which seemed quite bright.

Frogs were croaking, crickets were chirping, and owls were hooting all around.

The night breeze blew slowly across my cheeks, feeling a little cool, a little soft, and a little fragrant.

The atmosphere is really good.

Perfect for reading romantic love and sadomasochistic novels.

So Xiaofang took out the book "The Pig-Raising Boy" from her pocket and read it carefully.

Yang Cheng considers himself a loyal fan of "The Pig-Raising Boy". He will read this novel whenever he has free time. He has read every part from the first part to the third part now.

Now seeing Xiaofang, she admitted that she was not yet up to it.

Xiaofang always carries the book "The Pig-Raising Boy" with her, and she probably reads it even when she goes to the toilet.

Those who don’t have this reading spirit are not considered die-hard fans.

Yang Cheng was ashamed. He decided to tear the novel into small booklets when he got home and tie them to his belt!

Qin Che didn't know what she was thinking about. If he knew, he would say she was crazy.

In fact, what Qin Che is thinking about now is:

What was that thing that shaved my face just now? It made my face burn!