I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Yang Cheng saw that his ten pectoral muscles were bulging, and his biceps were also bulging.

Sudden.

"Garma."

The high heels were broken by Qin Che.

Qin Che threw the broken heel into the trash can and put the remaining shoe upper back into Yang Cheng's hands.

A wicked smile appeared on his face.

"Hahaha, how about it, is your husband handsome, cool, and awesome? This muscle, huh? How about it?"

Yang Cheng: "...You are crazy..."

Yang Cheng felt that the pig farm was a toxic place. Not only were the locals dishonest, but the people who came here would also become dishonest.

Everyone in the entire factory was nervous.

Qin Che is starting to act abnormal now.

Fortunately, I am relatively normal.

Yang Cheng let out a breath, then put on the two high-heeled shoes with broken heels, which should now be called low-heeled shoes.

She walked around the room twice in her low-heeled shoes and felt very satisfied.

"Come on, spirit boy! Let's go for a walk by the river!"

When the energetic young man Qin Che heard that he was going to take a walk, he instantly became energetic, but he hadn't had a good walk with his wife for a long time.

He quickly put his clothes back on, took Yang Cheng's hand, and walked downstairs.

The nights in Zhuzhu Village in April are less noisy and bustling than those in the city, and more peaceful and harmonious than those in the countryside.

The moon in the sky is big and round, countless stars lie in the night sky, and the ground is brightly illuminated by the moonlight.

The shadows of Yang Cheng and Qin Che were stretched out by the moonlight.

Last time, Li Qiang took Yang Cheng to walk along the river bank. This time, Yang Cheng found it quickly based on his memory.

The wind by the river was cool, and it made the two people feel warm in their hearts.

There were not many people on the shore. Occasionally, a few farmers carrying hoes passed by. It seemed that they had just come down from working in the mountains.

The two people passed by a group of willow trees. There were dozens of willow trees planted here, arranged very neatly. It seemed that they were many years old, and the trunks of the willow trees were very thick.

Qin Che looked around and saw that there was no one around. He let go of Yang Cheng's hand, held her head with both hands, and leaned his head towards her, getting closer and closer to her little by little.

"Hey, we're outside, what do you want to do?"

Yang Cheng hid in his arms, twisting her body.

"Don't move!"

Just when Qin Che was about to kiss her.

Yang Cheng pushed him away.

Qin Che was about to get angry when Yang Cheng suddenly pulled him under a willow tree.

"Hide! Something's going on over there!"

"What are you doing..."

Yang Cheng covered his mouth and pointed forward.

A beautiful woman in white clothes and long hair was standing on a stone with her back to them.

A few meters away, a tall man was walking towards her with uneasy steps.

"Isn't this Wei Qianfan?"

Qin Che asked in a low voice.

He couldn't understand why he was hiding here. What was so interesting about this?

This seems a bit sneaky and not very open.

"He's on a date! Let's observe."

Qin Che: ...

Wei Qianfan finally moved behind the woman in white.

"There is a beautiful woman in Zhu Village, peerless and independent~~"

Wei Qianfan first recited a piece of ancient poetry, and then continued:

"Are you the 'female gorilla'? You are just as beautiful as I imagined."

Qin Che was about to vomit. Wei Qianfan actually said such disgusting words.

The woman in white slowly turned around.

"Ah! You are... Xiao Dong? Xiao Dong from the pig farm."

Wei Qianfan was shocked. It was her who was at the door of the manure cleaning department last time, holding a book about sows giving birth. It turned out that she was his goddess in the game, the "soul-stealing mother gorilla."

At this time, Dong Xiaomei was standing on the stone, with her head down, her lips pursed, a shy look on her face, her eyebrows curved, the corners of her mouth slightly upturned, and her white dress fluttering gently in the breeze.

She overlapped with the "female gorilla" imagined by Wei Qianfan.

A goddess should be like this, gentle, charming, shy and bashful.

Maybe it’s because he has a goddess filter, he felt that Dong Xiaomei’s messy “man tadpole” remarks at the time, now it seems, what she said was very professional and layered.

Men smoking and drinking will lead to poor quality of their tadpoles.

As men get older, the risk of women getting pregnant or having miscarriage increases.

If men want to have healthy birth and good parenting, they must be self-aware and self-disciplined.

What Xiao Dong said is absolutely right.

A goddess is a goddess.

Not only is he good at playing games, he also has excellent summarizing skills.

Wei Qianfan was so excited, the same heart-pounding feeling he had when he met Tang Yiyi in college came back to him again.

He has been single for 5 or 6 years and has forgotten what it feels like to be in love.

He was overwhelmed with emotions; fate was truly indescribable.

The beauty is my colleague.

The beauty is right in front of me.

"The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze blows over the threshold and the flowers are gorgeous~"

Wei Qianfan walked up and presented a poem to Dong Xiaomei, praising her beauty at this moment.

Dong Xiaomei didn't wear any makeup tonight and didn't wear her black outfit.

Wearing a new dress and high heels, Dong Xiaomei looks really beautiful tonight under the cool moonlight.

In fact, her appearance was not bad to begin with, and this normal outfit made her look graceful.

But now the graceful and elegant Dong Xiaomei was stunned.

What is Huaxiangrong? What is Revlon?

what is this?

Is Wei Qianfan sending me a secret signal, or is he making a couplet with me?

What should I reply?

Dong Xiaomei's mind was spinning rapidly.

She struggled to think over the knowledge that remained in her mind from her studies.

Suddenly she looked up and saw the bright moon in the sky.

"Ah~ I look up at the bright moon and think of my hometown~"

"Forehead……"

Yang Cheng couldn't help but nodded in a low voice.

"Why is Wei Qianfan reciting poetry? Are you pretending to be a bitch?"

"Ah……"

Qin Che snorted and rolled his eyes.

"What the hell is this woman talking about?"

Yang Cheng stepped on Qin Che. She felt that it was Wei Qianfan who was pretending to be a villain first, and then Dong Xiaomei started talking nonsense.

Because Wei Qianfan had a filter for goddesses, after hearing Dong Xiaomei's answer, he also started talking nonsense.

"Xiao Dong, you have a really good memory. This poem, "Quiet Night Thoughts," is an ancient poem in the second volume of the first grade Chinese textbook. I didn't expect that after so many years, you still remember it so clearly."

Dong Xiaomei was shy and she came down from the stone.

Sometimes go left, sometimes go right.

Because she is so beautiful now that she is lost in thought.

After walking back and forth several times, she finally stopped.

I feel a little dizzy.

"I actually remember a lot, such as hoeing the field in the middle of the day, sweat dripping down to the ground, who knows that every grain of rice on the plate is the result of hard work~"

"Ah! I remember it too. I learned a poem in kindergarten.

Goose, goose, goose. They sing with their necks bent to the sky, their white feathers float on the green water, their red feet paddling the clear waves~"

Hearing this, Dong Xiaomei stood up and clapped her hands, looking at Wei Qianfan with admiration.

"Oh my god, I haven't even been to kindergarten, you are so awesome!"

……

Yang Cheng was completely speechless.

She looked up at Qin Che and found that his eyes were still on his eyelids and had not rolled down.