I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Qin Che just checked again carefully to make sure there was really no one there.

But no people doesn't mean no dogs.

Just when Qin Che was about to succeed in the kiss, two dogs emerged from the bushes nearby.

It seems one is male and the other is female.

Because the dog behind was raising its front paws, and these paws were struggling to grab the other dog's butt.

The two dogs made "Woof woof...woof..." sounds from time to time.

One of the voices sounded more like a gasp.

It is indeed as Qin Che said: Damn it.

When Yang Cheng heard Qin Che's angry words, he snorted, "Huh? Why are you saying dirty words?"

Qin Che sneered, "Why can't I say dirty words? Did I ever say I'm a gentleman?"

Yang Cheng: "...You are really good at making fun of yourself..."

Qin Che looked at the dogs playing and fighting on the ground, his face full of black lines.

Yang Cheng looked at Qin Che's angry face and felt a little sympathetic towards him.

The arrow is on the string and must be fired.

Qin Che pulled the bow three times tonight, but none of them was successful, as all of them were interrupted.

After a while, the pair of dogs that had been fighting had gone to another place, but Qin Che was still depressed.

Yang Cheng looked around and made sure there were no people or dogs, then said:

"Qin Che, there are no other creatures. Do you want to... do it again?"

"no need."

Any man would be in a bad mood if he was interrupted three times in a row.

Qin Che is a real man, and real men have emotions.

"We go home."

"okay."

"Let's go home and kiss slowly."

Yang Cheng: …

10 pm.

After returning to the dormitory of the pig farm, Yang Cheng had just finished taking a shower when Qin Che pulled him into bed and kissed him all over.

Kiss the ears, the nose, the eyes, the cheeks, the mouth...

The air made a "smacking" sound when they were kissed.

My dear bed creaked.

(The process and actions of kissing, 300 words omitted here)

Finally, Yang Cheng took the opportunity when Qin Che was taking a break and poked his head out from under the quilt.

"Oh my god, I'm suffocating."

"Not finished yet, continue."

A hand pulled her back.

"Wait a moment."

Yang Cheng’s head popped out again.

"How come you are so good at kissing? Did you practice kissing your ex-girlfriend every day?"

Qin Che’s head popped out immediately.

Dig it out, how do you explain this?

"Um...listen to me."

"I don't listen, I don't listen."

Yang Cheng stretched out his hands and covered his ears hard.

She is so annoying.

I don't want to listen, but I'm very curious.

Listen, I'll be jealous again.

Although that was his previous girlfriend, and it was normal for a couple to kiss each other, I felt choked up when I thought of the scene of them doing that.

Maybe they not only kissed, but also did that.

I remember the author's description of Cuihua and Tieniu in "The Pig-Raising Boy". That scene was so hot.

The two people twisted into a knot...

The two of them were panting...

It’s spicy just thinking about it.

Yang Cheng automatically replaced the male protagonist in the picture with Qin Che, and the female protagonist with a gorgeous beauty.

The more she thought about it, the angrier and sadder she became.

I'm about to cry thinking about it.

She put her head back into the bed and held the quilt tightly with both hands.

Qin Che was pulling the corner of her quilt outside.

"Listen to me, how can you hear me when you're covered with the quilt?"

Yang Cheng still held on to the quilt tightly.

no solution anymore.

Qin Che crawled to the end of the bed, got into the quilt, and climbed up from the bottom of the quilt.

"Are you a loach?"

Qin Che, who successfully crawled in front of Yang Cheng, said anxiously:

"you listen to me……"

"Okay, go ahead. You don't have to describe the process in such detail."

When Qin Che saw Yang Cheng’s flushed face and slightly red eyes, he knew what he was thinking.

He put his arm around her shoulders and began:

"We started dating in our junior year and dated for two years. We broke up after graduation. We just held hands and... kissed, but other than that we didn't do anything else..."

"No wonder you are so skilled at kissing, do you kiss each other whenever you have nothing to do?"

"No," Qin Che quickly retorted.

"We are not from the same school, and I am self-studying software engineering. I don't have that much time to date..."

Qin Che was telling the truth. He was almost pissed off when Qin Fen forced him to study business administration. Later, he continued to study his favorite software engineering during his four years in college.

Although I have a girlfriend, we don't meet very often.

"Well, whatever you say."

Yang Cheng actually doesn't really need to dwell on this. They're already married, and talking about the past all the time is not conducive to the long-term relationship.

Keep thinking about this, making yourself angry and affecting your mood.

However, Qin Che looked anxious and seemed quite upset.

When Qin Che saw Yang Cheng say "Whatever you say", he thought that Yang Cheng was still angry and he was indeed getting anxious again.

He held Yang Cheng's face and said, "Why don't you hit me? Slap my face, twist my ears, slap me... whatever makes you angry?"

"I am yours now, you can do whatever you want with me."

After saying that, he raised Yang Cheng's hand and slapped himself in the face.

Yang Cheng pulled his hand back and grabbed his chest twice.

"It hurts so much!"

Qin Che's body trembled when he was caught, and his eyebrows twisted into two caterpillars.

"Why did you arrest my grandma?"

"Didn't you say you could beat me up? Not only will I catch your grandma, I'll catch your grandpa too!"

Qin Che didn't know what part of the body she was referring to by "grandfather", but he was sure that she was going to twist herself, and with great force.

He crawled back into the bed, clutching the corner of the quilt tightly, leaving only his eyes exposed.

“Hahaha… look how scared you are.”

Grandpa, come catch it another day. Let’s take a rest tonight.

"Oh, it's getting late, it's almost 11 o'clock, I want to go to bed!"

After saying that, Yang Cheng turned off the lights and went back into bed.

"Don't sleep, let's continue."

"Oh, ummm~"

……

the next day.

Yang Cheng still got up late.

She felt like she was going to degenerate. Ever since she stopped raising chickens, she slept until noon and ate two meals a day. If she continued like this, she would turn into a pig in no time.

Yang Cheng looked at the bedside, it was empty. Qin Che was no longer there. He was either working or running.

She rubbed her blurry eyes, washed herself briefly, put on her improved flat shoes, and walked downstairs.

I'm a little hungry, let's go to the cafeteria to find something to eat.

Yang Cheng walked into the cafeteria, took two buns and prepared to find a place to sit down. At a window seat, he saw three familiar figures.

Zhu Dachang, with his head down, writing quickly.

Dong Dabao scratching his head while writing.

Also, there is Dong Xiaomei who is reciting a poem while shaking her head.

Yang Cheng stuffed a bun into his mouth, held another in his hand, and walked towards them.

"'Code of Conduct for Pig Farm Employees'?"

"Are you two really copying?"