I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Several people heard Yang Cheng's voice and looked up at the same time.

"Madam boss! We are so miserable, our hands are so sour and spicy!"

Zhu Dachang complained to Yang Cheng.

"Be careful with your words and actions in the future, brother," Yang Cheng comforted him.

Dong Dabao held the pen in his mouth, grabbed his hair, and said with emotion:

"Manager Wu is really talented. This employee code of conduct is 200 pages long."

"It's you who's talking so much nonsense!"

Zhu Dachang lowered his head and cursed Dong Dabao while writing.

It was the first time that Yang Cheng saw Zhu Dachang lose his temper. He had always been sunny and enthusiastic before.

Dong Dabao: "Who talks more nonsense?"

Zhu Dachang: "You talk too much nonsense."

Dong Dabao: “Yours.”

Zhu Dachang: "Yours."

Dong Xiaomei: "You two both talk just as much nonsense. It's so noisy. If you had known this would happen, why did you act so arrogant in the first place?"

Yang Cheng was really curious about what the employee code of conduct had to do with them.

Dong Xiaomei pushed the employee code of conduct in front of Dong Dabao to Yang Cheng.

"Look at the nonsense they say."

Yang Cheng compared it with his hand and found it was indeed very thick, but the quality was very good. It had a red cover and looked a bit like the red book for postgraduate entrance examination.

She flipped open the employee rules.

The first page.

Editor-in-chief: Wu Zheng.

Wow...Wu Zheng is so talented.

From assistant to the president of a gaming company to general manager of a pig farm, he crossed over so smoothly and was able to compile such a thick book.

The second page.

Thanks to the pig farm staff for their professional and technical guidance. The following ranking is in no particular order.

Dong Dabao Zhu Dachang

Huh? No more.

Yang Cheng began to understand what the "nonsense" they had just been arguing about meant.

really.

Open the main text.

The following points of attention for pig farm breeders are provided by breeding specialist Zhu Dachang.

Yang Cheng flipped through the book once, then a few more times, and it took him 10 pages to reach the end.

This is only the first chapter.

The following precautions regarding the operational skills of pig farm employees are provided by technical specialist Dong Dabao.

This is the second chapter, which is more than 20 pages in total.

The next chapters 3 and 4...will either be provided by Zhu Dachang or Dong Dabao.

The two people took turns talking nonsense.

At the moment, it’s hard to tell who’s talking more nonsense.

"Oh my god, you two are so talented. How can you say so much? Wu Zheng even compiled a book for you."

This book should not be called "Code of Conduct for Pig Farm Employees".

It should be called "Quotations from Dong Dabao and Zhu Dachang".

Dong Xiaomei crossed her legs and said:

"When one is in a high position in government, one must worry about the people... I don't know if Brother Zhu has any talent, but my brother doesn't have any. Look, he can't even write."

At this time, Dong Dabao's writing speed was obviously slower than Zhu Dachang's.

Zhu Dachang took a look and wrote three lines.

Dong Dabao looks three times and writes one line.

The key reason is that Dong Dabao writes slowly and makes many typos, because Yang Cheng saw that many of his words were scribbled black.

Dong Dabao's hands were also black, and there were a few of his short hairs on the table.

Judging from the situation, he seems very anxious.

Dong Dabao was very unhappy when he heard Dong Xiaomei mocking him.

"You can't even memorize a book, and you think you're so great?"

"If I could go to high school, I could recite it backwards."

"If you make it to high school, you're pretty good at bragging."

"I don't know if I'm awesome or not, but you, who went to high school but can't write, are the real awesome one."

Zhu Dachang put down his writing and began to listen to the quarrel between the Dong brothers and sisters.

Yang Cheng continued to eat his bun and watch.

Dong Dabao: "Haha, luckily you didn't go to high school, otherwise all the cows in our village would be blown up to the sky by you."

Dong Xiaomei: "Yeah, I'm awesome, I'm awesome, and you're a noob."

Dong Dabao: "You are awesome, you are awesome, you are the best, okay?"

From this we can see that Dong Dabao has lost his composure.

Dong Xiaomei: "Lululu~ an old noob, an old noob who can't go to college and can't write~"

Dong Dabao: "Nima! I...Nima..."

Dong Dabao was completely confused and started to swear.

Dong Xiaomei: "Old noob is the best at cursing people."

Dong Dabao: "Fuck you, I'm..."

The onlookers were shocked.

Yang Cheng: "Dong Dabao...why don't you look at what you are saying?"

Zhu Dachang: "Don't scold your own mother, please..."

Dong Dabao forgot that he and Dong Xiaomei had the same mother.

However, he did not forget the leather shoes on his feet.

Dong Dabao, who was unable to win the argument, stood up, cursing and taking off his shoes.

"I'll punish you!"

"You dare to throw me today?!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

Two high heels were thrown on the dining table.

"Let's see whether your leather shoes are harder or my high heels are harder. I'll poke you to death in a minute!"

Yang Cheng and Zhu Dachang looked at each other:

"Awesome!"

Dong Xiaomei stood proudly on the chair, looking down at Dong Dabao.

Women’s weapons are really amazing!

Dong Dabao didn't say anything.

He was like a deflated ball. He silently put on his leather shoes, picked up his pen, and started writing again.

Zhu Dachang looked at Dong Xiaomei with admiration and awe:

This woman is not to be trifled with, she carries a weapon with her!

The victorious Dong Xiaomei winked at Yang Cheng.

"A woman's weapon."

Yang Cheng: "You are so awesome!"

Dong Xiaomei put on her high heels again, then picked up the book "Yueyang Tower" with a smile.

She began to recite it, shaking her head.

"In the spring of the fourth year of the Qingli reign, Teng Zijing was exiled to Baling County. The next year, the government was in order and the people were in harmony, and everything was revived...

Oh my god, I can’t carry it anymore…

Madam boss, let’s have a chat!”

Yang Cheng finished the last bite of the bun and asked, "What are we talking about?"

Dong Xiaomei put down her notebook, held her head, and suddenly a hint of envy appeared on her face.

"I really envy you. You don't have to work and you still have money to spend."

“I had a class.”

At this point, Yang Cheng sighed, his thoughts drifting to Yangyang Village and Fuzu Mountain, where the sound of roosters crowing could be heard once.

"I had a flock of chickens and then they were stolen and I was temporarily out of work."

Dong Dabao, who was writing on the side, paused for a moment, looking embarrassed.

How could I have been so superficial in the past? I stood up on Yang Cheng's date just by looking at his back.

Where does the confidence come from? I've been spending so much time with pigs that my IQ has dropped.

Now, she has become her own boss.

And I am still copying the "Employee Code of Conduct".

I still haven't found a partner yet, this is retribution...

Dong Dabao was muttering to himself.

Dong Xiaomei didn’t know about her brother’s misfortune, otherwise she would have laughed at him for three days and three nights.

Dong Xiaomei is now outraged about Yang Cheng's affairs.

"Damn that chicken vendor, stealing chickens that people have worked so hard to raise. I hope his future sons won't have penises!"

Yang Cheng quickly responded, "Don't let the disaster affect future generations! Don't be so excited!

I have already ordered another batch of chicks, which will arrive in half a month. I can start raising chickens again.”

"You are the boss of a pig farm, why do you raise chickens?"

Dong Xiaomei felt that this kind of farm work was too hard. She had to worry every day whether the chickens were full and sleeping well. It was too stressful.