Pokémon: The Zen Trainer

Why does your Gengar look so holy? There's even holy light shining from it.
"Because it believes in Buddhism!"
He spoke solemnly.
"What's wrong with your Snow Fairy? Why are her fire skills ineffective!"
"Because it has the light of Buddha in its heart!"
As he thought about it, his expression became increasingly sacred.
"Alright, all you benefactors of Team Rocket, either be delivered to the afterlife by me, or be converted by me!"
"You can choose one!"
Thinking of the most laid-back Elite Four member of the Pokémon League...