Pokémon: The Zen Trainer

Pokémon: The Zen-like Trainer Author: Moms' Little Cutie

Why does your Gengar look so holy? There's even holy light shining from it.

"Because it believes in Buddhism!"

He spoke solemnly.

"What's wrong with your Snow Fairy? Why are her fire skills ineffective!"

"Because it has the light of Buddha in its heart!"

As he thought about it, his expression became increasingly sacred.

"Alright, all you benefactors of Team Rocket, either be delivered to the afterlife by me, or be converted by me!"

"You can choose one!"

Thinking of the most laid-back Elite Four member of the Pokémon League...

If I can't get the elf in Chapter 1, I'll become a monk!

Kikyo City, a secluded, dark alley.

Bian stood quietly in the alley, looking at the fat man in front of him, and asked in a low voice, "Is the stuff you brought this time any good?"

"Hard! Extremely hard! Very high purity! I had a hard time getting my hands on this, Brother Xiang, don't worry!"

"hehe!"

He chuckled noncommittally.

They clearly didn't quite believe what the fat man was saying.

The fat man noticed that Bian Xiang seemed a little anxious.

"It was a mistake last time! Who knew those damned bald monks had put pornographic books inside Buddhist scriptures!"

"This is absolutely authentic, the Buddhist scriptures were obtained directly from the Trumpet Sprout Tower! They even have the fragrance of trumpet sprouts on them!"

"is it?"

"If it doesn't work, you can open it and take a look!!"

Since that's what they said, I decided to open it quickly and take a look.

"Hmm! Not bad, a genuine Buddhist aura! A genuine Buddhist scripture! A handwritten copy! It even has annotations! Not bad!"

"Cash on delivery! Two hundred per book! Five books in total!"

"can!"

After paying without hesitation, I walked straight outside.

As a transmigrator who finally arrived in the world of elves, I should have taken my elves out to play.

Instead of focusing on his studies, he began to delve into Buddhism...

It wasn't that Bian didn't want to bring a Pokémon, it's just that Bian awakened a system one afternoon, and this system was a bit of a trap.

The Buddha-nature system.

Reciting Buddhist scriptures daily accumulates Buddha-nature points, which can be used to strengthen your spirit.

It seems convenient, but that's not the point! The point is that you can't catch Pokémon with Poké Balls; you have to win them over with love and care.

Love? My love is boundless, so give me a spirit that can accept my love!

So far, not a single Pokémon has been won over by Bianxiang. How did Ash manage to do that? Why are so many Pokémon throwing themselves at him? The more Bianxiang thinks about it, the more he realizes that Ash truly deserves his reputation as a top rookie; his charm is extraordinary.

Since I can't match Ash's charisma, I can only cast a wide net for now.

Target Number One!

Bian Xiang forced a smile that could make flowers bloom, and looked up at the tree branches.

"Good morning, Bobo, it's me~ I've come to see you again."

"Popo~"

A Bobo flew down and landed on Bian Xiang's shoulder, then began pecking at the millet in Bian Xiang's hand.

Bobo seemed to have long been used to thinking.

While thinking, she stroked Bobo and said, "Is it delicious? I have many more at home, why don't you come home with me and see?"

His tone was like that of an old man trying to scam a young girl.

"Popo?!"

Upon hearing that Bian Xiang was going to take him home, Bobo suddenly flew up and landed back on the branch.

Bian Xiang's smile froze on his face. It's okay, it's okay, I'm used to it!

She put the millet under the tree, waved to Bobo, and walked away.

It's okay, it's okay. Bobo's feelings need to be nurtured for a while. We'll take it one step at a time.

My second target! I'm confident I can bring it home today!

He clenched his fist tightly.

Target number two!

He walked to the edge of the pool.

"Mosquito coil tadpole~ It's me, I've been thinking about you~ I'm coming to find you!"

"Shake~"

The mosquito coil tadpole peeked out of the water and looked timidly at the people on the shore.

After seeing clearly what the side of the image looked like.

The mosquito coil tadpole suddenly leaped out of the water and jumped into Bian Xiang's arms.

"Hahaha~"

He wanted to rub the mosquito coil tadpole's head vigorously.

After playing for a while, I stood up.

"I have to go now."

"Shake~"

The mosquito coil tadpole looked at it longingly, lost in thought.

This tactic is called feigning indifference to lure the enemy into a trap; I was thinking about what I had just learned.

Bian turned around and looked at the mosquito coil tadpole, saying, "Actually, I'm also quite reluctant to part with you. Why don't you come to my house and have a look? I have a lot of fun things at my house."

"Shake~"

Upon hearing this, the mosquito coil tadpole suddenly jumped into the water, as if it had seen something terrifying.

Bian paused for a moment, looked at the rippling water, and sighed.

He took a blue ball toy out of his pocket and placed it on the shore.

He waved towards the water and turned to leave.

Targets number three, four, and five!

Little Rada Group!

You have to take one with you!

No, Radamanthys is still too much of a team.

Target number six! Magikarp!

This Magikarp is already my best friend. All that's missing is a big fish tank for me to move in!

Okay, this Magikarp is a bit forgetful.

Target number seven! Walking grass!

.....

In the evening, Bian Xiang carried the Buddhist scriptures and walked home.

Actually, I quite enjoy spending time with these elves, but I don't know why I always fall short at the last step.

This kicking and stomping went on for several months.

The candidate targets that Bian has been thinking about now span the entire block. Should we go out into the wild to take a look?

When I arrived at my doorstep, I looked around to make sure that no one in my family had returned yet.

While thinking, he quietly walked upstairs with the Buddhist scriptures in his arms.

Suddenly, the light came on with a thud.

Bianxiang's parents and younger sister stood at the top of the stairs with serious expressions.