Pokémon: The Zen Trainer

All he knew was that today his entire city was doomed.

From this day forward, everyone in the city will know that he is called Buddha.

I'll go out to buy groceries from now on.

"Oh, isn't this the Buddha's disciple?"

"You're buying groceries in person?"

"I'll give you a discount."

"Damn it, thinking about this makes me want to graduate right away, then go on a trip to a place where nobody knows me, and then retire."

I felt completely unmotivated to lie in bed.

So be it.

Let the world be destroyed.

Let them all explode.

Chapter Thirty-Two: You must trust your teacher's judgment! (First Update)

So be it.

Let the world be destroyed.

Let them all explode.

Day three.

"Get up, time to go to school."

Unfortunately, the world neither exploded nor was destroyed.

Bian Meng opened the door and saw Bian Xiang still lying in bed.

"Brother!! Wake up!!!"

"Mom said that even if you become a Buddhist monk starting today, you still have to get up and eat on time every day!!"

The person on the edge of the blanket seemed to be stimulated by the word "Buddha's disciple," and immediately pulled their head into the blanket.

"just??"

Gastly peeked its head out from Bianxiang's shadow and nodded at Bianmeng.

He gestured for Bian Meng to go down and eat first.

Bian Meng shook her head and walked out.

"How is it? Did Xiaomeng call your brother down?"

"Aunt Bian poked her head out from the kitchen and asked."

Bian Meng shook her head.

"My brother is acting a little strange today."

"He kept muttering things like 'the world is going to end,' 'explode on the spot,' and 'run away from home.'"

Anyway, Bian Meng couldn't understand a single word.

"Hahaha, don't mind him. This kid made such a big splash yesterday, he's probably still having a chuunibyou phase."

Bian's father put down his newspaper and looked at Bian Meng, saying...

The front page headline of the Kikyo newspaper: A Buddhist boy descends from the sky, the future master of the trumpet bud tower?

"Do you know what 'chuunibyou' is? It's the happy period that every high school boy goes through, hahaha."

"I've remembered everything that happened yesterday. When it comes time to get married, I won't hold back at all."

"Dad Bian waved his phone and said."

"Chuunibyou??"

Bian Meng looked up at her father with curiosity.

Lian Yun poked her head out of the kitchen, looking annoyed.

"Don't teach your own daughter this useless knowledge."

"Come help me carry the plates!!"

"Yes!"

Bian's father put down the newspaper and stood up.

"Chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) is the happiest time of a teenager, you're still young."

"Hey hey! I'll help too."

"Yes, Xiaomeng is still the best behaved."

Lian Yun smiled as she watched Bian Meng come over to help carry the plates.

Then I glanced upstairs.

"Get down here right now when I count to three!"

"one!"

Soon enough, while thinking, I was already sitting at the dining table.

She had two deep dark circles under her eyes.

Today, Bianxiang doesn't really want to go to school.

Hmm... I don't really want to go every day.

"Dude, what is 'chuunibyou'?"

Bian Meng sat down and asked curiously while thinking.

"I don't know, girl~"

While thinking, he gave Bian Meng's head a good rub.

"But Dad says you're just having chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) right now."

He said irritably.

"A mature man like my brother will never suffer from adolescent delusions."

"Oh, really? Disciple of Buddha~"

Dad took a sip of coffee, watching with interest as he pondered.

Bian Xiang felt a shiver run through his body.

"Dad, stop talking about it. I'm allergic to that word now."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Seeing Bian thinking, Bian's father looked up and laughed.

"Dude, bro, what's 'chuunibyou' (middle school syndrome)?"

While changing her clothes, she turned her head to look at Bian Meng.

"You'll understand when you grow up, but by then you'll probably wish it were still okay not to move."

After saying that, he waved his hand and walked out with a flourish.

He will be met with hell!

“Buddha’s disciple…”

"Is this the Buddhist disciple?"

"He's quite handsome."

"Buddha's disciple!! He's still moving!!!"

"Ah!! Buddha's disciple!!!"

.....

He wondered how he got into Haruno High School.

Along the way, I also blessed a trumpet bud sculpture and gave good fortune to a few elderly women who passed by.

Since they've already come to our door, I figured there was no reason to refuse!

Yesterday, Master Guang Sheng also told Bian Xiang that in addition to completing his normal studies at Haruno High School, he would need to attend classes at the Laba Tower every day. The main reason is that the Three Towers Gathering will be held in Enju City in three weeks.

We'll all get together to discuss Buddhism and maybe even have a friendly battle!

The Buddhist teachings section isn't very related to the external worldview; Master Guang Sheng will take over, mainly focusing on the combat aspect.

The monks from the three towers are only so-so in terms of combat skill. The main reason is that the monks from the Trumpet Sprout Tower all use Trumpet Sprouts, so they are at a natural disadvantage in combat and have been at the bottom year after year. This time, Master Guang Sheng hopes that Bian Xiang can prove himself and fight as his last disciple.

Bian Xiang naturally wouldn't refuse a trip paid for by the company, but when he heard that the Bell Tower (Burnt Tower) and the Bell Tower were sending out elite Ghost-type gyms to battle, Bian Xiang felt like he was getting the short end of the stick.

No wonder they lose every year. Bellsprout against Ghost-type elites, they think only Red has a chance of winning in this kind of battle.