Why are there only loser heroines around me?

Ukyo rarely talks about his feelings anymore, and he won't tell you what he wants to eat.

But as a Chinese, he always feels like something is missing and uncomfortable if he doesn't eat hot pot in winter. If possible, he wants to eat this delicious hot pot today so that he won't miss it for the rest of the winter.

As for coming back to pick up two souvenirs...

"I don't think so." Ukyo said, "We both... don't seem to be the type to be forgotten after being seen once, right?"

"Hahahaha~~~" Yanajian suddenly laughed. She understood that Ukyo was praising the beauty of two people at the same time.

"Maybe~" Yanai said, "There are so many people here today, and the clown handing out prizes has seen so many people before, maybe he won't remember us~, let's go see the animals first, we can walk around for a while and then come back, maybe the clown will forget about us."

Volume 158: Chapter 5 Don't Do It Super | Love Monster! (2k!)

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Master Youjing has never taken a gift twice. Subconsciously, he thinks that such a video is despicable. A righteous little boy would never take a gift twice. But if his friends give him the second gift they got by chance, or give him the stolen drinks and snacks, Master Youjing will gladly accept them. Human nature is complex, and everyone has two contradictory sides. Many people will try to do things that even they themselves cannot explain.

The two chose the animal area on the left.

Youjing thought that a comprehensive park of this nature would at most have a few common livestock to fill the area, but as soon as he entered the animal area, he saw a red panda.

"It's a raccoon!" Yanami doesn't really like taking pictures of flowers, but animals seem to be her soft spot.

Wearing the bracelet allows free access to all entertainment facilities, excluding petting animals and taking photos with animals. Yanami reluctantly paid a 4,000 yen "petting fee" and then started to touch the "raccoon" in the park. The fur of this thing is harder than that of an ordinary domestic cat, and it has a lot of fat on its body. I don't know if it is because the zoo feeds it well or if this kind of animal is naturally meaty.

"Ukyo!" Yanaijian held the raccoon under his armpit and handed it to Ukyo. At the same time, he showed his neat teeth and smiled at Ukyo and said, "Why don't you move, Ajing? Don't you like raccoons?"

Forehead.....

"Actually, this is a red panda..." Youjing doesn't mind others calling the animal's name wrong, but he has to point out the mistake. The other party may not correct it, but he has to point it out.

"Red panda? Aren't red pandas and raccoons the same species?"

"No, the red panda belongs to the Panda family, while the raccoon belongs to the Procyon family. The red panda has white markings on its face and 12 red stripes on its tail... while the raccoon's fur is gray-brown. The red panda is an Asian animal, while the raccoon is native to North America."

Texture?

Yanai counted them and found that the red panda in her hand had exactly 12 tails, no more, no less.

The guide staff member on the side originally wanted to step forward to explain to the two of them, but Youjing did his job, and the guide's words fell to the ground before he could even finish them.

Also, this little panda doesn't like to move much. It just sleeps after eating every day. This has caused its weight to increase rapidly. It has reached more than 30 kilograms. Few female keepers in the zoo can pick it up directly, and the male keepers have to carry it on the ground.

But this girl actually hugged him very easily, and even raised her arms straight...

I am a superwoman...what great arm strength!

Yanami handed the red panda to Ukyo, but the red panda's body suddenly began to tremble uncontrollably. It treated Yanami's arms as branches, struggled to break free from her hands, climbed up her arms to her shoulders, hugged Yanami's head, and looked at the man in front of her tremblingly.

In nature, weak animals will subconsciously avoid certain top predators when they encounter them. The red panda obviously regarded Youjing as something that might threaten its life, so it was unwilling to be touched by Youjing.

"Eh? What's going on?"

Yanami reached her hands behind her back, trying to pull the red panda down as if to tickle it, but the red panda climbed up and down on Yanami, treating her as a climbing frame.

Upon seeing this, Youjing immediately took a few steps back.

As he gradually moved away, the red panda finally calmed down.

It no longer hid behind Yanami, but returned to Yanami's arms like a good baby, becoming the pet bear that could be rubbed by guests at will.

"I'm sorry..." Yanami thought he might have upset Ukyo, "I didn't know it was so scared of you."

Girls think about problems from a girl's perspective. In their opinion, it must be a sad thing to spend money but not be able to touch the red panda.

But there was no expression on Ukyo's face.

It's not that he was pretending not to care or for any other reason, but he really didn't care whether he could touch the panda or not. Similar things had happened to him before. Those golden eyes that never went out, even with pure black contact lenses, would always make other mammals instinctively stay away from them.

"It's okay, let's go to the next place."

The next park is the reptile area. Cold-blooded animals are different from mammals and may not be so afraid of them. The distribution of animals here is very irregular. There are many snakes in the yard next to the red panda, and there is an elephant area further inside the snake park. This is the bad thing about comprehensive parks. Some people who always like regularity feel uncomfortable, but this strange distribution is actually quite exciting. When you are touching the artificially raised cold-blooded snakes, the elephant next door may spit cold water on you.

This is where the problem lies.

When Yanami went to the snake farm to touch the docile hognose snakes, the cold belly of the snakes scratched Yanami's neck. The little girl who came with her boyfriend next to her was scared just by looking at her, but Yanami smiled and pinched the snake's seven inches, and pointed the snake's head towards her to try to scare the cute little girl. The elephants in the park next door rolled up cold water with their trunks and sprayed it in the air. Ukyo didn't know when an umbrella appeared in his hand. When the elephant was spraying water, he held the umbrella over his head at the right time. His movements were swift and graceful, just like the Prince of Miyamoto in What's Up?

The young couple next door were sprayed with cold water by the elephant. In the middle of winter, the cold water would soon freeze on their bodies. Yanami asked Ukyo where he got the umbrella. Ukyo glanced at the umbrella shop not far away and saw that an umbrella cost 10,000 yen.

He had previously complained about these overly commercialized festivals that would extort gold coins from people. In comparison, Mexico's Day of the Dead was more pure in its nature, without so many tied-in consumption and maliciously inflated prices.

Of course, the commercialization of festivals is not the problem.

The hognose snake is a type of snake that hibernates in winter. Although it may have been pulled out by the park staff and forced to work, the hognose snake on Yanami's neck seemed a little too excited. This type of snake has a pig-like nose and likes to bluff. It is poisonous, but not very poisonous. Under normal circumstances, it is docile and will not hurt people.

“——hiss~!”

“——hiss~!”

The hognose snake on Yanami's body was spitting its tongue towards the girl. Ukyo, who was familiar with snakes, knew that it had entered a hunting posture. This type of snake would only spit out its tongue when bluffing against an enemy. The elephants in the park next door were also abnormal. The most suitable temperature for elephants to move around was around ten degrees. Once the outdoor temperature dropped below ten degrees, the elephants would become very reluctant to move. In short, most animals in nature are lazy in winter. If they suddenly become excited, there must be a reason.

"There might be a druid nearby."

"what?"

Yana was startled when she saw this.

"I said there might be a druid nearby."

It's appropriate to say what's appropriate at what time. In the current context, it's actually quite funny to suddenly hear such a sentence.

At first Yanami thought Ukyo was saying that she was very good at handling snakes, a bit like a druid, but anyone with a quick mind could realize that what she said just now was not some black humor.

Someone's face turned bad. She knew that Ukyo said that because he must have suspected something was going on around him, but Yanami didn't want the case to happen today at all.

She tilted her head, spread her hands and sighed with a look of helplessness, completing the three actions in one go.

"If it's going to happen, I hope it doesn't involve a super sex monster."

Now it was Ukyo's turn to be stunned.

"What is a Super Sex Monster?"

Yanaijian handed the hognose snake on his neck to the next girl in line to play with snakes, and reached out and hit the snake's head hard. The hognose snake's tongue was retracted with a "whoosh", and he looked back at the girl behind him with a confused look, and a question mark slowly appeared on his tongue.

"Think about it... the monsters that appear in every psychic resurrection are related to people's fantasies. So what do people usually fantasize about on Valentine's Day?"

Ok.

She didn't need to continue, Ukyo already knew what it was.

It's really best if that kind of monster never appears in your lifetime.

But in fact, the monsters born in the supernatural resurrection event have nothing to do with people’s current imagination.

"Maybe it's just that the elephant and the hognose snake are more excited today." Ukyo said.

He hadn't noticed anything unusual other than the animals' excitement. It was true that druids could control living things, but not every druid was a bad person. Today was Valentine's Day, and druids could also come to the Botanical Garden to play. It was also normal for a druid who, out of interest, controlled the elephants in the garden to spray water at tourists out of mischief.

In short, Ukyo's mentality is the same as Yanami's, he also doesn't want any accidents to happen.

He had just solved the problem of Moritia in an unknown corner. He had not posted the video yet, but the "crime scene" of the University of London had been discovered long ago. People in the university are still looking for the murderer. Ordinary students are eager to know who killed their beloved professor. No one has connected the professor with the unknown villain who caused the disappearance of people in the real world.

He had already edited the video, but just hadn't posted it. He had promised Arthur to contribute jointly, but when he invited him to contribute on Bilibili, the other party didn't accept. Ukyo didn't know what he was doing. Maybe Conan Doyle, the famous British YouTuber, didn't like to read the private messages on Bilibili?

Ukyo pulled out his phone and told Arthur to check the private messages in the background.

After confirming that Arthur had clicked to accept the joint submission, he decisively uploaded the video he had edited long ago.

He had already explained everything about Moritia at the beginning of the video, but in the blank space below the video, where the yellow cart carrying goods or the video introduction should have been hung, Youjing only wrote a line of text.

【I am at Toyohashi Botanical Garden】

He has a great influence in the circle, so both his colleagues and some monsters who have been born in this world for a long time will follow his social accounts.

If he updates his status, these people will know it first.

Youjingka released the video at this time in the hope of "deterring the scoundrels."

He hoped that whoever might be about to launch a large-scale supernatural terrorist attack would retreat after seeing his location.

Although he had been away from Toyohashi for two months, he is now back.

Yanami also followed Ukyo's social media account.

In order to receive dynamic reminders in time, she cancelled the dynamic update notifications of other up-loaders on Bilibili. In this way, whenever her phone vibrates, she will 100% receive dynamic updates from Youjing.

Yanaijian, who was walking in front, stared at the video in a daze.

"When did you find Moritia? Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because it's not important. You saw the whole process. He's not difficult to deal with."

Only a fool would believe such talk. This was the legendary story of him shouldering all the dangers, letting the living weep for him if he died in the final battle, and returning as if nothing had happened, patting the woman he longed for on the shoulder and telling her it was all right, that the problem was solved, that he was back, and that they could live happily ever after in the countryside.

In the anime of the Showa era, many heroines have this kind of "waiting to go home" character, and the hero also has this kind of "saving the world alone" character. In every story about the heroine, they all admire the hero who plays the harmonica/flute/guzheng/practices sword or knife under the locust tree.

He took her into a completely different and strange world, took her to the big city to buy things, and took her to the imperial city to reveal the corruption of the royal empire. The heroine thought such a man was very handsome, but such a man was not worthy of her. He should belong to the boundless wilderness like a wild eagle.

No one was willing to let go of such an outstanding man, so she began to launch a crazy offensive. After she confessed her love, the male protagonist did not give her an affirmative answer, but took a knife and went to find the villain who wanted to subvert the world for a decisive battle without saying a word.

If the hero dies during the final battle, it will be a tragic masterpiece.

If the hero came back alive, it would also be an excellent work, but the pain would not be so unforgettable when people recall it after a while.

If the hero not only didn't come back, but the heroine was also raped by the victorious villain in the finale or was killed by some random person on the way to find the hero, then that would be the author Sima.

Yanami has always felt that Ukyo is a male protagonist like this. She doesn't know which of the above-mentioned endings Ukyo will eventually have, so whenever he says he is going to do something, she will find ways to follow him.

"Don't do that next time!"

Yanaijian suddenly turned around and pointed at Ukyo's nose with confidence.

"I can just stand by and wait for you to die. A day later, I'll go to the police morgue to see you, then call Auntie and let her know. Besides... I don't think I'm that useless. After returning to Japan, I go to the kendo gym every day. My old coach said I'm already around 7th dan."

Arthur suddenly said in Ukyo's earpiece, "I'm in a hurry without a camera. Tell me if Xingcai is crying right now? I love seeing girls cry the most. Never mind, it's not that important. If I were you, I would definitely reach out and hug her. You have to understand why Yanami said that to you. This is a sign of insecurity. If you hug her at this time, not only will you not be considered as a hooligan, but it will greatly increase her favorability!"

In the other earphones, Qinzi's reaction was similar: "Just treat the person in front of you as a piece of wood. He won't take the initiative to attack, so you have to take the initiative to attack. Because he is a piece of wood, you don't have to worry about the wood fighting back or refusing. Believe me, there is no better time than now!"

Yanami's offense is limited to anything other than physical contact.

You can ask her to say anything, but she can't move her body.

She can share a spoon with Ukyo but cannot take the initiative to hug each other. Yanami was also curious about why she was like this. She looked through many Asian love magazines and found that everyone was actually the same as her. Sharing the same spoon and drinking from the same bottle of water was simple, but hugging was not easy.

She collected all the content of the emotional magazines and concluded:

The top 1 thing that is easiest for a man and a woman to do before they become a couple is holding hands.

The top 2 is using the same spoon or chopsticks and drinking the same bottle of water.

The top 3 is hugging.

Top 4 is kissing.

The top 5 and below are some things that happen naturally after kissing.

So Yanai felt that he had to start from the first step.

...

She took the initiative and extended her hand to Youjing.

"Please hold my hand while we walk together. This shouldn't be too much to ask, right?"

"Don't want to? Just consider it as your compensation to me! Isn't that okay?"

Yanaijian thought it was very clever, and the military advisors of both sides applauded at the same time!

This kind of compromise is like the hero and heroine confessing their love on the rooftop. The heroine is ready to reject the hero's request to become a couple with him, but after arriving at the rooftop, the hero's request is just "Can we be ordinary friends?"

In this ambiguous relationship, Yanami is always the one who is "chasing".

Youjing's attitude was vague, and even the military advisor he hired didn't know what he meant. But it didn't matter. Since you didn't say it, the military advisor would assume that you wanted to have a sweet love affair.

There was no voice of Arthur in the earphone, because he felt that he didn't need to give any advice. Now the time, place and people were right. If he didn't hold her hand at this time, Arthur would only suspect that Youjing was actually Nantong. The reason why she called him to give advice today was actually that she had other intentions and wanted to take action against the military advisor!

Ukyo didn't hesitate in his actions.

He stepped forward and took... no, a more appropriate description would be to "pick up" Yanami's hand.

This was not difficult for him. It was not the first time for him to hold a girl's hand, and hugging was not that difficult for him. At the beginning, he really wanted to give the other person a hug to rely on, just like Arthur said, but since Yanami took a step back, he just let it go.

In fact, he and Arthur have completely different opinions. He does not think that now is a suitable time to "embrace". Are the military advisors on both sides a little too hasty?

Ukyo could hear Yanami's voice in his earphones the entire time. He wouldn't miss even the faintest heartbeat, let alone a human voice. He simply saw through it but didn't say anything.