Why are there only loser heroines around me?

.....

Yanami held Ukyo's hand tightly, holding it tightly as if afraid that the other party would let go.

She could clearly feel the calluses on the other person's palm.

Is this a pair of hands that wield a knife to write ten thousand words? Haha~, maybe a hundred thousand times, a million times, or even more?

In short, she finally held the hand she had longed for. The temperature was very hot. It was hard to imagine that he had a body temperature as hot as a furnace while wearing only a thin sweatshirt. He was like a little sun.

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Volume 159: Chapter 6: Can You Get Rich by Shedding the Wool of the Christmas Clown? (k+)

"I can rest in peace now." Arthur's lament came from Youjing's headphones.

Kotoko's sigh could also be heard through Yanami's headphones, along with the shy gasps of some couples. It was obvious that Kotoko was so excited after seeing her successful attack that she asked Kuro to accompany her. Yanami took off his headphones and said to Ukyo with a smile, "It looks like a capybara up ahead! I want to take a picture!"

In fact, the zoo of Toyohashi Botanical Garden is very large. The official introduction states that there are more than 130 species and a total of 900 animals in the park. Of course, these include many tropical reptiles kept in greenhouse boxes, such as lizards. Those reptiles do not take up space and are also counted among the 130 species of animals.

Yanai saw that the capybaras that he wanted to see were also very excited today. When the two arrived at the capybara park, three capybaras were chasing and biting a boy, and staff wearing rain boots were chasing behind.

"Dav! Shinnosuke! Naruto! Don't bite the guests! Let me go~~!!!"

Tatsufu and Shinnosuke are apparently the names of the capybaras.

But the keeper was a young girl who spoke in a baby voice. The tone was not high and there was no intimidation. The three capybaras did not listen at all.

Capybaras have short limbs, a round body, upturned nostrils, and a cute appearance. They are usually not very active and have a gentle personality, making them good pets. On the Chinese Internet, they are also called Capybara, which is the Chinese homonym of the English word capybara. They are characterized by a relaxed and peaceful nature. They usually like to take baths and sleep. Moreover, capybaras are herbivores and have no reason to hurt people.

This was the first time in Ukyo's life that he had seen a capybara bite someone.

The key point is that there is more than one capybara in the pool. When Youjing and several tourists came from the elephant park, the capybaras that were originally bathing quietly in the pool became irritable, and came ashore like wild boars and rushed towards the tourists.

Ukyo glanced at the depths of the pool, where a capybara was cowering in a corner, not rushing forward with its companions.

Its body was shivering, as if it was enduring some pain.

Ukyo's gaze met its small black eyes, but unfortunately he was not a capybara, so he couldn't read any useful information from the other's eyes. He wanted to ask the keeper what was going on with that capybara, but unexpectedly the other capybaras rushed towards the tourists on the shore like mad hippos!

This herbivore is not light in weight, and a group of capybaras charging at the same time can actually feel earth-shaking. If they were standing at a higher point, the concrete floor might really be cracked by them.

Ukyo raised his hand, and a wall of fire rose in front of the pool!

The scorching heat confined the capybaras to the edge of the pool. One unlucky capybara ran too fast and got its nose burned by the fire, so it fell back into the pool to cool down.

This is a surprising use of black flames written by Xiaoju, forming a fire wall that is finer than a fire pillar, and then expanding the area of ​​the fire wall to form a "square fire wall" with a hollow center, similar to the "Flame Prisoner" or "Fire Cage" described in some online games or novels.

“This…” The Capybara breeder beside him approached Ukyo without a sense of limit, and his originally cute eyes suddenly widened. “Could…could it be Ukyo-sama?!”

She was acting a bit incoherent.

Japanese star-chasing teenagers like to add the suffix "adult" to the names of their favorites, or those who are very famous on the Internet and have extraordinary military and financial power.

The "clown mirror" incident was the first peak of the revival of the supernatural, and it was also when Ukyo first became popular on the Japanese Internet. During that period, he would always be recognized when he went out on the street, and they all called Ukyo "Adult". At first, Ukyo was quite uncomfortable with it. He felt that anyone who could accept this matter calmly must be very thick-skinned, but over time he became immune to it. Whenever he met someone on the street, he would politely say "Hello" to the other person, and there would be no problem as long as "Adult" was regarded as a suffix similar to "Sir".

"Hello, it's me." Then Ukyo said so.

"I recognized you from a distance just now! I've been following you for a long time! Can... we take a photo together?"

Ukyo was skeptical about this, as when he and Yanajian first came in, the young lady didn't even look in their direction.

"It's not a good idea to take a photo, but you...shouldn't you appease the Capybaras first?"

"Capibara? What is that..." The keeper was startled, then burst into laughter as if she was a little slow to react. "So it's a pun! Hahahaha~~~, I didn't expect Ukyo-sama to have such a sense of humor. Ah! Damn it! Duff! Come back here! Stop biting the guests' hair!"

Ukyo raised his hand to remove the fire wall, and Yanami went to help. The keeper couldn't pull the crazy capybara off, but Yanami could. She secretly pinched the capybara's butt with her thumb and index finger, and the capybaras would immediately let go in pain. When they turned around and tried to bite Yanami, they would get hit on their poor butts again until they stopped screaming, and then Yanami would let go.

Yanami held a capybara and handed it to Ukyo, saying, "It feels great! Don't you want to touch it? Look! The red panda won't let you touch it, but the capybara isn't afraid of you at all~"

Yes, Yanai saw that the capybara in his hand seemed to have been trained back to normal, and his face showed the very standard expression of the Capybara family, as if it didn't matter even if it died.

Ukyo raised his hand and touched the capybara's head, but the capybara rolled its eyes at him with an indifferent expression.

Capybaras are also animals that know how to avoid danger.

As for why it's not moving now...

Then you have to ask Yanami's two fingers pinching its buttocks.

“——Pah~”

Someone nearby pressed the shutter of their mobile phone camera. It was Jiashu who was on patrol.

She and Maori also found that the animals were particularly manic today, and were searching each park one by one, keeping an eye out for suspicious people. Jiashu happened to search the capybara park and saw such a "loving" scene between Ukyo and the little animals. Taking pictures was just a coincidence.

She smiled at the two of them and flashed her phone, saying, "I sent you a private message, no need to thank me~"

Jiashu, the little girl, was always very shrewd. She asked the two of them while tapping on her phone, "Seniors, you should have noticed that the animals are particularly manic, right? Do you have any clues?"

"Ukyo said there's a druid nearby." Yanami was still rubbing the fat on the capybara.

The midday sun was shining brightly and she was a little hungry.

Druid?

Yoshiki was stunned and said, "Ancient Druidism was a religious organization that dominated Celtic culture in ancient Britain before Christianity took over... This organization is truly terrifying, possessing power comparable to that of the king at the time. Furthermore, Druids can hold multiple roles simultaneously: not only monks and doctors, but also teachers, judges, and even mythical professions like prophets and magicians. If there really are Druids here, then we might have to request more advanced Anti-Demon Class support."

What is she talking about?

"Wait a minute," Ukyo interrupted. "You've never played an online game before? The druid we're talking about is one who can control animals or transform into an animal form. Of course, I'm just using an analogy. Someone who can cause animals to riot over a large area might be something like the beastmasters and spirit masters in online novels."

"The animal disturbances here aren't serious; most animals are just a little more active than usual..."

Before Youjing finished speaking, in the overlapping light and shadow left on the retina by the midday sun, the capybara, which had not revolted with its fellows but had always curled up in the corner, suddenly began to swell. The muscles of its forelimbs bulged, and its fat was rapidly tightening. The pupils of the keeper dilated sharply, as if she saw an ochre-colored meteor rushing towards her with a long tail, followed by a gunshot that ripped her eardrums!

Capybara, whose body suddenly grew to two meters, fell into the pool from mid-air, with a ball of blood bursting out from the center of his abdomen. Before anyone could react, Youjing took out a gun from under his sweatshirt. He had never had the habit of carrying a gun before, and his shooting was always inaccurate, but things are different now. He can't carry a knife every day. In comparison, a gun is much more convenient, and sometimes it is really convenient to use a gun. As for the shooting skill, Youjing can only say that if you read a book a hundred times, its meaning will become clear. If you feed yourself tens of thousands of live bullets for free at the shooting range, even an old lady at the entrance of the village can become a sharpshooter.

He had noticed the capybara a long time ago.

Perhaps the little guy was doomed from the moment they first looked into each other's eyes.

Ukyo wondered if the remaining Capybaras would become like this. The capybara lying in the middle of the pool had black blood flowing from its wound, which was obviously not the color of capybara blood.

Some things that are bound to happen are ultimately unavoidable, such as major holidays like Valentine's Day, where a lot of human fantasies gather. If a detective doesn't want to work overtime, the best way is to stay at home and don't go out.

While he was thinking, a slippery arm with black and white stripes silently and fiercely grabbed Youjing's ankle from behind.

It's a snake!

He couldn't say he knew much about this creature, but he had encountered it more than once.

A long, long time ago, when he first came to Japan, he chopped off countless snake heads with a knife.

Hiding in the shadows cast by the sun, the attacker was able to approach Ukyo's hunter unnoticed. Perhaps only the quietest snakes in this botanical garden could steal their prey. It grabbed Ukyo's ankles and hung its entire weight on him! Yanai then saw that the creature attacking Ukyo from behind was a hideous, scaly snake-man! Its black and white markings and distinctive pig-like snout were reminiscent of the hognose snake from the neighboring park!

what's the situation?

Wasn’t the baby snake fine just now?

In the blink of an eye, he turned into a snake man?

This thing looks like an underdeveloped deformed child, with one arm thick and one thin. It can be seen that it mutated very hastily. How to say it... Yanaijian has seen many movies related to snake people, whether they are special effects movies describing Sumerian mythology or some cheap science fiction horror movies, the image of snake people is very common. They usually have human heads and snake bodies, with well-proportioned limbs, males with muscular bodies, and females with seductive and hot bodies, unlike the hognose snake in front of him with long and short arms, and its head still looks like a snake head that has not yet fully evolved. This is why Ukyo said that it looks like it evolved in a "hasty" way, as if it was urgently catalyzed by someone.

Youjing grabbed its underdeveloped arm, easily clamped it off its shoulder, threw it to the ground, and shot it in the head.

At the same time, the other capybaras in the pool began to twitch like the capybara at the beginning. At this moment, people standing around the edge of the pool could see that the muscles under the thick and long fur of these capybaras were rapidly swelling!

"Evacuate the tourists!" Ukyo shouted loudly. This was for Yoshiki to hear. She was selected into the Anti-Demon Class because of her special ability of "clairvoyance" and might not have such strong adaptability. Ukyo hoped that Yoshiki would not panic because of the sudden situation in front of her, so she reminded her loudly.

As expected, Jiashu was stunned for a few seconds. When she came to her senses, she looked blankly at the crowd in front of her that had become disorderly and was running around. She was still confused for a moment.

At a time like this...it would be great if that old detective Maori could be here.

..........

five minutes ago...

Comprehensive park atrium.

Maori squatted in front of the Christmas tree and looked up at the gift box on it.

The clown had just given him one, and Maori thought it was a gift from the park to tourists, so he happily accepted it. Inside was actually a tin box of The Peace cigarettes, which is Mr. Miyazaki's favorite brand. The packaging is very stylish, and the cigarette itself is just the right 10mg. After smoking one, it will not be boring nor too strong.

When I peeled off the moisturizing aluminum foil, a light plum fragrance hit me in the face. A light taste had obvious floral and fruity fragrance on the throat, which was very silky and passed through the nose with a light nutty and woody aroma. Last time, a police academy graduate from a well-off family came to the police station for an internship, and I gave him a box as a gift.

Whenever Mao Li smoked that pack of cigarettes, he had to hide in the toilet cubicle alone, otherwise if his colleagues saw him, they would have to take the cigarettes away from him.

Mao Li couldn't forget the taste of this cigarette ever since he smoked a pack. He wanted to buy another one but couldn't bear to do so. Now he is the head of the Toyohashi Exorcism Department, who has to work hard every day. His salary is much higher than before, but his daughter will go to school soon, and there will be inevitable expenses. Mao Li has always wanted to buy another iron box of Peace, but he couldn't bear to buy it because of the price. He can only settle for the cheaper soft box Peace.

I didn't expect that working overtime at the Botanical Garden would bring me an unexpected surprise.

Maori couldn't wait to light one up, squatting in front of the Christmas tree and insisting on giving one to the clown. This guy was his lucky star, and he got such a big gift just by casually giving him a blind box.

But the clown kept pushing it away and refused.

This guy seemed to be a mute, just pushing his hands without saying anything.

Maori thought maybe he didn't know how to smoke.

It's not easy for disabled people to work as clowns.

Mao Li put the Peace tin box into his pocket. The other party didn't want it, so he could give away one less cigarette.

Squatting in front of the Christmas tree, just as he was about to take his second deep puff, he was startled by a gunshot that came from nowhere. Then, the iron frame above the atrium, which was used to support the Christmas tree to prevent it from falling, began to shake. Maori squinted his eyes and looked upwards. Suddenly, he felt a suffocation on his neck. A snake's tail swung down from the top of the frame and wrapped around his neck. Maori was suffocated for a moment, and the blood vessels on his neck were squeezed out.

He waved his arms and asked for help from the clown opposite him.

The guy who looked like a mute grinned silently, put his index finger to his lips and made a shushing gesture to him.

'Damn it! ! ! !' He had actually thought the Joker was a good guy before, but now the stereotype of the Joker was even stronger. He secretly made up his mind that next time he met the Joker, no matter where he was, he would go up and punch him first to see if it was good or not. Of course, the premise was that he would have a next time!

When I was about to suffocate, I suddenly felt my neck lighten for no reason.

The attacker failed to strangle Maori to death because its tail was shot off by something. It was a Desert Eagle bullet fired from the Raccoon Area. The enhanced Vampire Blood Bullet easily pierced the snake's tail. Ukyo glanced at the exaggeratedly large Black Mamba above the Christmas tree, stepped onto the tree trunk, pulled it off the shelf, pulled out the demon-slaying sword from Maori's waist, and chopped it off the seven inches, sending him to meet the pig-nosed snake that had just gone to hell.

The crowds that should have been fleeing in panic suddenly rushed towards the Christmas tree like crazy from various parks.

They all reached out to grab the gift boxes hanging on the Christmas tree.

The eyes of the tourists became crazy, like the mad animals in the park.

Following them came the crazy capybaras that Youjing had seen before. They also ran towards the Christmas tree like crazy. Elephants, red pandas, and other reptiles raised in the greenhouse of the park... all ran towards the atrium at the same time!

Yanami and Yoshiki's eyes also turned scarlet at the same time.

"Brother..." Jiashu mumbled something incoherently and ran towards the Christmas tree with the crowd.

"Coupons...hotpot...coupons~~!!! Food! Free...food! Unfinished...food!!!" Yanaijian was mumbling incoherently.

Ukyo grabbed Yanami's collar to prevent her from falling into the crowd. At the same time, he looked at Mori beside him and said, "How come we're both okay?"

He remembered that what Yanami had opened from the Christmas tree blind box was a buffet coupon, and she had also mentioned to him that she wanted to come to the Christmas tree again to get some bargains.

"Peace cigarettes..." Before Ukyo could answer, Mori also had a seizure!

Ukyo pulled the camera off Yanami's chest and snatched the Bluetooth headset from her ear. He said to both of them at the same time, "Kotoko, share the footage with Arthur. I know you've been here the whole time. In this situation, do you two top detectives have any clues?"

"I have a pretty good idea!" Arthur said immediately, "First up is Yanami Anna, who committed the sin of gluttony. She's being judged by the Christmas tree and is about to fall into hell~!"

"Are you still joking at this time?"

"I was just saying something serious in a joking way...

Of course, I'm not sure, but you might as well think about why everyone else is infected but you're the only one who's fine. If you were both trapped in some large-scale mind-control field, then if you wanted to recover, you'd definitely have to try to recall the key words, but the problem is that you weren't trapped in the field at all. So the answer is obvious: this mental field has some kind of targeting. I'm hazarding a guess that it's targeting the seven deadly sins!"

Kotoko said, "Officer Maori kept shouting about cigarettes, which might correspond to the sin of greed."

"And the fragmented words muttered by those tourists seemed to reveal some kind of crime."

"As for why you're okay..."

Arthur continued, "The seven deadly sins correspond to good emotions like humility, tolerance, calmness, diligence, thriftiness, health, and respect..."

"If this massive mind-control field only targets those who have committed the seven deadly sins, then you, possessing these seven opposing attributes, could very well have evaded the field's selection! There might not even be another person in Japan who can avoid the seven deadly sins. It's unfortunate that they encountered you. Scorpion shit is truly unique!"

"I disagree!" Arthur shouted through the headphones. "I don't argue with your other six qualities, but I'm skeptical about your frugality."

"What are you doubting?" Kotoko was a little speechless. "Among all the rich second-generations in the world, isn't our Master Ukyo frugal enough?"

"Hey! Get this straight! Young Master Ukyo's Bugatti is parked right in the parking lot of the Botanical Gardens. The knife his girlfriend used was bought in Beijing for 4000 million RMB just to make you laugh!"

Kotoko was also shocked. "So the sword Yanami used is as expensive as your Bugatti? My God, even if I had a 40 million sword, I wouldn't dare to use it to cut people! If the blade becomes dull, it will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars!"

"Let's not talk about this for now." Ukyo interrupted the argument between the two.

To break the alchemical realm, all you need to do is find the central core.