Why are there only loser heroines around me?

"I haven't worn a down jacket all winter. When Beijing was over 10 degrees below zero, I only wore a thin suit. Besides, it was only 2 degrees below zero in Toyohashi. A hoodie is just right. Wearing something with fleece would be a bit too hot."

"You..." The military advisor on the other side of the headset fell silent. "You really are... a Siberian tiger walking out of the cold wind. I have no quarrel with a straight man like you! Then hug her tighter! You know the principle of huddling together for warmth? Hugging and rubbing will keep her warm, and it can also increase the distance between you."

Hold...rub it?

This question from the military advisor is beyond the scope. You want him to do something like this right away when he has never been in a relationship?

He should just continue to be the cool Siberian tiger that he is.

"I've got the ticket." Ukyo handed Yanami a Valentine's Day special bracelet with a heart painted on it. This was a ticket for a full day visit to the Botanical Gardens. As long as you wear the bracelet, you don't need to pay any extra fees to visit any of the facilities.

"I can't stand it anymore." Arthur said in the headset, "Why don't you hold her wrist and put it on her? Why did you just hand it to her? Let me be frank. Didn't you just have a fight last night?"

At the same time, Kotoko's voice came from Yanami's earphones, "Show your white wrist and raise it in front of her to signal him to put it on you."

Yanami's actions and Kotoko's voice were almost simultaneous. Kotoko felt that there seemed to be no need for her to be a military advisor. Yanami was actually very capable. She had always been a popular person with a wide social circle and never showed shyness when men and women got along.

"Put it on me~" When Jian Ukyo didn't respond, she smiled and raised her wrist.

Ukyo was thinking about whether the conversation they had two days ago could be considered a quarrel, so he was a little dazed. After Yanami opened his mouth, he realized that he should put it on Yanami.

This bracelet is a very advanced "slap ring" with a spring measuring tape inside. It can be put on the other person without any physical contact, so Ukyo just took the edge of the bracelet and snapped it on Yanami's arm.

The military advisors on both sides were speechless at the same time, and they all cursed the botanical garden in their headphones for being incompetent. What are you doing with the "papa circle"? Aren't the usual paper bracelets that are so troublesome to wear just fine?

"Forget it, this round is over! Forget it!" Kotoko said in Yanami's earphones, "Enter the garden shoulder to shoulder with him. Don't follow behind him. First, rub his palm with your index finger. If he doesn't resist, pull him in! If he dodges, hold on forcefully!"

Arthur, on the other hand, said nothing.

He needs some time to calm down.

Volume 157: Chapter 5: The Strange Christmas Tree Left Behind at Christmas (k)

What should I do if I meet a man like this?

These words were not said by Yanami or Kotoko, but by Arthur.

What to do if the military advisor is unable to exert his strength?

We can only attack the opposing military advisor!

"Rub, rub, rub..." Yanai saw that he couldn't get it at all. Military advisor, what should he do since he had his hands in his trouser pockets?

Ukyo didn't have a first-person camera on him, but Yanami did, so Kotoko saw Ukyo with his hands in his trouser pockets. She was Yanami's military advisor, not Ukyo's, so she had no way of reminding him to take his hands out. Sakuragawa Kuro also loved to put his hands in his pockets, as if boys like them were born to think this action was very cool.

It may also be because it is always uncomfortable to have your hands hanging in the air, so you have to hold something in your hands, such as a mobile phone... If there is nothing to hold, you can only put it in your pocket.

Ukyo glanced at the camera Yanami had clamped to his chest.

"What are you doing?"

"Record!" Yanaijian said quickly, "Record my life! Haven't I been running an official account recently? I was thinking it would be nice to make a botanical garden tour record the first vlog and post it."

"You used your official account to send volg?"

"Yeah! I've seen other people who run official accounts seriously gain very few followers after a long time, but those who take a different approach gain the most followers the fastest."

Ukyo sighed inwardly, letting her do whatever she wanted.

His attitude towards the official account has always been indifferent. Since it has been handed over to her to manage, all subsequent matters will depend on her temperament.

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...

"Brother Ukyo! Long time no see! Yana is here too~" After entering the garden, I immediately met Mori. He was wearing a red duty armband. It seemed that the Municipal Bureau also identified Toyohashi Botanical Garden as a key surveillance area on Valentine's Day.

"Hello, Senior Ukyo." Beside Maori was Onumi Yoshiki, who was also wearing an armband. She also greeted him politely.

"Hello to you too, Yanami-senpai."

"Hello, hello." Yana Jianxin said that the child was very polite. She saw that Yoshiki was holding the shell of Chouyuyaki, which was filled with ice cream and a white chocolate unicorn horn on the top.

By the way, can police officers eat while on duty?

Her eyes immediately searched the garden.

She spent all her morning dressing up and had no time to eat breakfast. She put on makeup twice, and washed it off because the first time was too heavy. She wanted that natural look, where you couldn't tell she had makeup on, but she would look a little better than usual.

This resulted in her spending two hours just on makeup, and the poached eggs her mother cooked for her breakfast were still lying quietly on the table.

My eyes quickly caught sight of a stall selling fried fish, not far from the door.

As she ran over, she said to Youjing, "I'm going to buy some fried fish. Wait for me for a while!"

"No, Miss, why are you buying food?" Qinzi's voice came from the headset, "Eating in front of boys will affect your image!"

"Is it okay?" After getting away from Ukyo, Yanaijian said, "We spend most of our time eating together, and Ukyo doesn't hate me for that~, Military Advisor, you think too much. Hehehe~~, ice cream croquettes, I want to eat ice cream croquettes!"

"Boss, I want strawberry flavor!"

"enmmm...give me two!"

Kotoko shouted in her earpiece, "Remember to give Ukyo one! Don't just eat it yourself!"

But who would eat ice cream in such a cold weather?

That person is definitely not Ukyo, but if you offer him the ice cream, he will definitely take it. In front of Ukyo, the only thing that can be missed is the conversation, and he will definitely accept other people's kindness.

"for you."

Yanami handed over the fish-smoked ice cream.

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After this action, the mobile phones in the two people's pockets buzzed at the same time. It was an emergency evacuation notice issued by the Fengqiao Municipal Government.

Toyohashi City Anti-Demon Class Operations Team:

Dear citizens, according to the rules of supernatural resurrection, our company predicts that today's 17:00 PM to the next day's 3:00 AM will be a period of high incidence of supernatural events. Please pay attention to your time planning and try to return home before 17: PM.

Five o'clock in the afternoon is the time when the sun begins to set in Toyohashi City, and the Hundred Demons Slayers will begin their activities during this period.

But the two people who were visiting the garden didn't care about the news at all. They were all experts in handling supernatural cases. If a supernatural incident happened, killing monsters together could actually be considered a date. The two military advisors in the headphones felt that when they handled the incident, at least it wouldn't be as awkward as it was now. Yes, the military advisors felt very embarrassed, but the parties involved didn't seem to think so. Needless to say, Youjing was a nobody. It was difficult to tell what he was thinking just by looking at his face.

Yanaijian was always cheerful, but she was different. She only wrote her emotions on her face, so happy was happy, sad was sad. Even if the hand holding failed when entering the garden, it did not affect her. She was still so confident. There was still a long time today, and military advisor Kotoko was not in a hurry. She could think of many opportunities to promote feelings, but she was afraid that something would happen to her "lord". Oh, not really, she was actually worried about the opponent's main attack.

Although our lord is very skilled, he doesn't seem to have a strong desire to attack.

This is wrong. For "stranger lovers" who are not yet in love, the offensive must be as fierce and swift as a rainstorm!

But Yanami was just walking in front of Ukyo, as if he had completely forgotten what the military advisor had said when they entered the gate: "Stand shoulder to shoulder."

If you ask Ukyo what was so appealing about Yanami, it was definitely accidental and random. Later, recalling this incident, Ukyo would say it was winter, and perhaps she was wearing too little, which was why she was constantly moving... The wind was blowing like crazy, making it hardly the ideal weather for a day out. But occasionally, in a clearing in the botanical garden, she'd catch a glimpse of splendid sunlight. She'd step into the sunlight, her steps light and graceful. Arthur, through his earpiece, asked him why he wasn't talking, and he'd say...

If only Valentine's Day were in the summer, then he would not see fleece coats and women's Martin pants, but white or goose yellow cloth skirts and sandals with shiny toes exposed, and what caught his eye were slender calves and white shoulders.

Oh, that's what a man is. "You say we're different, but aren't we all the same?" Arthur said in the headset, "I like summer too, kid."

He showed his middle-aged side and began to recount the summers he spent with different girls, from the time they met to the time they went to bed. For Arthur, going to bed meant breaking up. His feelings were only short-lived and not long-term, all because of the nature of his work. Before he had time to develop further feelings with a girl, he was forced to move on to the next city.

Only then did Youjing remember that his military advisor was a real old man, and he had already dated countless girls on Valentine's Day.

So he really needs to listen to the advice of his military advisor. Maybe he is really an emotional master.

Just as he was about to ask, Yanami pointed to a large cluster of yellow chrysanthemums in the greenhouse of the botanical garden and said, "Why is there no sign explaining this? Master Ukyo, who is so knowledgeable, should know what this flower is, right?"

These words have a bit of a school exam connotation in them, just like Irene Adler doesn't believe that Ukyo is good at all fields in the world, and Yanami, who often hangs out with him, doesn't believe that he knows everything in the world. So whenever they encounter a similar situation, the people around Ukyo like to ask, and if Ukyo can't answer they will be overjoyed and feel that they have won.

"That's terrible!" Arthur sighed. "If you had a camera, I could look up information for you! Wouldn't you be invincible? AI image recognition is so convenient these days! Showing off your knowledge to women is also an important part of dating; it's how you boost your likability! But... well, you can only hope for the best!"

Arthur thought Ukyo couldn't answer.

Because "flowers" are definitely not an area that boys are good at.

Unless there is a flower shop in the family or there are flower lovers among the ancestors, people of Ukyo's age will definitely not delve into studying flowers.

But flowers are the reproductive organs of angiosperms, and their biological function is to combine male sperm cells and female egg cells to produce seeds.

Kassel College has two elective courses, Ancient Botany and Modern Botany. Those who need to collect credits for the final semester often attend two classes. When Youjing was in school, she hardly needed to collect credits, but Susie had dragged her to attend the classes before. The old professor there lectured very fast and the content was very diverse. It was impossible to take all the notes. It was said to make up credits, but in fact, she would still fail the course.

But Youjing is different. What makes him different from most people who go to school is that he listens carefully in every class, especially when absorbing new knowledge.

The light in the greenhouse is soft and abundant, shining evenly on each chrysanthemum through the transparent dome or side windows.

The flowers of this chrysanthemum are large and full, with layers of petals in warm and bright colors. The leaves are dark green, broad and thick, providing solid support and sufficient nutrients for the flowers.

Secondly, the temperature inside the greenhouse is very different from that outside. Most chrysanthemums do not need greenhouse nourishment, as they are flowers that bloom in greenhouses. This has already eliminated many types of chrysanthemums, and we only need to consider the chrysanthemums that prefer warmth.

Seeing that Ukyo didn't speak for a long time, Yana thought her plan had succeeded. Her military advisor had found out the details of the flower through the camera. Just as she was about to show off, Ukyo suddenly said:

“This is marigold.”

He said: "I saw it in Mexico. I was on a field mission and it was the Day of the Dead in Mexico. There were mixed-race people dressed as Red Skulls and killing people."

Once Ukyo throws out the two field workers, Yanami's attention will only be focused on the field workers.

She loved listening to Ukyo's stories about his field work. Although she always felt that everything Ukyo said about the academy was made up, those stories were really interesting. For a child who had rarely left Japan, those stories about slaying dragons in other countries were particularly interesting.

“What is the Day of the Dead?”

"It's a local festival in Mexico to pray for the dead, similar to Halloween, but not as commercialized."

"Why would the hybrid cosplay as the Red Skull?"

"I don't know. Maybe he thinks it's cool. Many hybrids with complex bloodlines like to do childish things. When the dragon consciousness gradually takes over their brains, their inner desires are gradually magnified. Besides the most primitive killing and bloodlust of dragons, there are also the primitive desires deep in the human heart. That guy's primitive desire might be to become Red Skull."

Many people like villains, just like there is nothing wrong with children being born to like superheroes, and there is nothing wrong with people liking villains. But if you like villains and imitate the bad things done by the villains in the books, then there is a big problem.

"Is Red Skull difficult to defeat?"

"It wasn't difficult to beat him." Ukyo didn't even have much to recall from that memory. The only thing that stuck in his mind was the Red Skull costume: "I teamed up with a Mexican executive and took him out remotely with a sniper rifle."

He missed the days when he could kill most enemies with an anti-material sniper rifle. Most of the things he faced now didn't take bullets.

"What is that flower? Why doesn't it have a brand?" Yanai asked incoherently.

"It's just an ordinary morning glory, right? The morning glory cultivated in a centralized manner is also quite beautiful."

There is a huge Christmas tree in the atrium of the botanical garden. It seems that it has been displayed for Christmas and has not been taken down yet. It looks to be at least four or five meters high, with gift boxes of various colors hanging on it.

To the left of the Christmas tree was the zoo, to the right was the amusement park, and behind it was the botanical garden they had just passed.

A clown was sitting on a small stool under the Christmas tree, smoking. He smiled and waved to the two people, and handed over two gift boxes.

Ukyo didn't have a good impression of the clown, but the other party didn't seem to have any malicious intentions. He was just an ordinary acrobat, a worker who was paid to work.

Yanami opened the gift box, which contained two coupons for the Shangri-La Hotel buffet restaurant.

There is a Shangri-La near the Botanical Garden, a high-rise luxury hotel. Yanami was stunned for a moment. She had originally planned to go there for dinner with Ukyo after visiting the botanical garden, but she canceled the plan because it was too expensive. Although "Mr. Ukyo" would definitely pay the bill, Yanami didn't want him to pay all the time, as it would make her look like a freeloader.

But it's different with this coupon. It's a 40% discount coupon specially for Valentine's Day, which is even higher than the discount for ordinary VIP members. If you count the activity funds her mother gave her in the morning, it should be enough to treat Youjing to a meal.

The corners of Yanami's mouth curled up visibly.

"Thank you, Clown Man! That's been a real help!"

The clown nodded and bowed to her without saying anything, which probably meant something like "you're welcome, you're welcome". Clown actors have rules and cannot talk during the performance. This is normal. Yanaijian didn't say anything.

She leaned over to Ukyo and said, "Open your box quickly. Are there any coupons in there? I just checked, and these coupons can only be used on Valentine's Day. If there are two in my box and two in yours, then we have four coupons in total! We can invite Xiaoju and Lemon to have a super cheap luxury buffet together!"

She still loves sharing food.

Even on Valentine's Day, a rare opportunity to be alone, she would still like to have a luxurious buffet with her friends.

Ukyo smiled silently as he opened the box, but there was no coupon inside.

Lying inside was an ancient sword key ring.

Ukyo took out the knife. If Yanami won the grand prize, then this should be an ordinary prize, just a small souvenir given by the official Botanical Garden to tourists visiting the park.

"This knife is so exquisite!" Yanaijian leaned in to examine it carefully. "What are the patterns on it?"

"This is..." Ukyo also stared at the marks on the knife carefully. After a moment, he said, "This is the blade pattern of the knife. The pattern on this knife should be called Inazuma. The folds are in the shape of electric light."

The so-called exquisiteness is only relative. It is really not easy to make knife marks on such a tiny "figure", but that's it. The cost will not be very high. In addition, this knife is also very light and is not even made of metal.

"If you like it, I'll give it to you." You Jing said indifferently.

He used to have a sword with the Inazuma blade pattern. The sword he uses now is better than that sword, but he still waves the Murasame left by his father in his dreams from time to time. He once asked Gen Chisei to help him repair the broken blade, but what he got was the super alloy craft sword newly issued to him by the Executive Department.

"I don't want it." Yanaijian took out her keys from her pocket. There was no keychain on it. She used to use a keychain, but later took it off because it was inconvenient when fighting. The same thing happened to her phone case. The phone that hit the case was too big and too heavy, and the women's clothes were very slim and tight, and the pockets were very small, so she didn't use the phone case anymore.

"How about we go back?" Yanaijian walked towards the zoo, glancing back at the Christmas tree behind him and said, "If we win two more coupons, we can invite Xiaoju and Lemon over for a feast!"

"Actually..." Ukyo paused and said, "If you want to bring everyone together for a big meal, I can treat you. It's really more lively with more people in the winter. Ukyo and Yoshiki have been working overtime and they've been very tired today. We can also invite them to join us. There's no hot pot in the buffet at Shangri-La, and I actually want to eat hot pot."