Why are there only loser heroines around me?

My mother's second blow came suddenly and without any warning.

Damn it, when did Youjing send milk to her house? Why didn't she know?

The things in the kitchen were the extra coffee beans she bought. It was just a small accident. She would get rid of all these little accidents tomorrow!

Also, please don't mention such trivial matters. Just let her go for now since she still has to go to school!

As for Ukyo being a good boy...of course she knew that!

But Ukyo Tachibana is the most difficult man to conquer in the world. She is not exaggerating the facts to declare her incompetence. If you don’t believe me, you can try to make yourself smaller and go to school. If you can conquer Ukyo within half a year, I will appoint you as a super love mentor!

"Mom, can you make chocolate?" Yanaijian ran out of the room in slippers, picked up a delivery box and said, "These are freshly picked cocoa beans from Belgium this year, the perfect raw material for Valentine's Day chocolate! I accidentally bought too much, so feel free to use as much as you want, just leave a small box for me."

chocolate?

The mother was stunned. She could do it, but she was no longer old enough to give chocolates to boys.

"Is Kyouna going to give Ukyo chocolate?"

"Oh~, Mom knows. Xingcai must want to ask Mom for Valentine's Day confession tips, right?"

"Did you ask Ukyo out? Valentine's Day is on the weekend, right? Are you planning on just going to Ukyo's house and giving him chocolates? That won't work! Mom's telling you, to deal with a serious guy like Ukyo, you have to take him by surprise!"

Yanami went downstairs to talk to her mother about the cocoa beans just to change the subject, but the cocoa beans alone were obviously not enough. However, her mother did remind her that she had to ask Ukyo out in advance!

Volume 156: Chapter 5 We all have our own military advisors (k)

Make an appointment.

This is not difficult for Yanami.

She would message Ukyo directly.

In this matter, she would not be shy and pretend to be reserved like some young girls who have never been in love.

"Have you decided where to go this weekend?" She typed a message on LINE and clicked send.

"No," Ukyo replied quickly. "But holidays are also a peak time for supernatural events, especially global events like Valentine's Day. France, Japan, China, the UK, and the US...when people gather together to fantasize, some imaginary monsters will naturally emerge."

Yanai was stunned.

What strange and bizarre things can Valentine's Day fantasies produce?

Everyone thinks about the same things on Valentine's Day, right?

Could it be a chocolate monster?

If so many people's chocolate fantasies come together, how big will the chocolate monster be?

Ok?

Wait a minute.

Yanai's cheeks suddenly turned red. Human imagination is indeed very rich. She thought of some very bad things...

In addition to giving each other chocolates, the people in the plot also seem to have checked into a hotel and had sex.

Only young high school students who have never been in a relationship would think about chocolate. For lovers, the last step of the day is to choose a suitable scene to do something they usually do.

It’s just that today’s action is often more exciting and happens more often.

So the most likely new supernatural species to appear on Valentine's Day is probably some kind of super sex maniac who has sex on the streets?

"Ah~" Yana was shaking just thinking about it.

Don't want that kind of monster!

"I want to have a peaceful holiday!" Yanami continued typing, "The Botanical Garden opens at nine in the morning... Let's go early. If we run into someone along the way... That's not right! We're not the only two detectives in Toyohashi City! Can't the psychic detective take time off?! Damn it! Let the single detective go hunting monsters!"

The full name of Toyohashi Botanical Garden is Toyohashi Botanical and Zoological Garden. From the name, it sounds like it is mainly used for viewing plants, but in fact it is a large comprehensive park with various small animals and a natural history museum. Some regular amusement facilities, such as a pendulum and a Ferris wheel, are also sewn in.

Ukyo had looked up the admission guide several days ago. There was a 1000% discount on couples' park tickets on Valentine's Day. The adult ticket for unlimited rides for one day was 800 yen, but it was only 100 yen after the discount. However, he and Yanami were both students, and students could already enjoy a yen discount on the ticket price.

As for whether the psychic detective can take leave...

The answer is yes.

As long as there is no commission, every day is a holiday. It is a very free job.

But if a major paranormal incident occurs in your area, then a paranormal detective must go; it's a matter of professional ethics. Of course, there's nothing wrong with being a coward, but it's unethical and could be used against you later by your peers. If the public knew you'd ducked out after a major paranormal incident near you, you'd likely see highly critical posts on all the major paranormal forums, and you'd be hard-pressed to land good commissions for a long time.

The second thing is...

Maybe a single psychic detective doesn't want to go out on Valentine's Day.

"Nine in the morning is fine," Ukyo replied.

"But will it be hard to get tickets for Valentine's Day?"

"No!" Yanaijian typed, "Toyohashi isn't a big city, there aren't that many people. Master Ukyo, do you go to big cities too often? I heard that people who often stay in big cities will develop crowd phobia~"

What is that? I'm hearing it for the first time.

"I don't think so?" You Jing typed, "I'm fine with a lot of people or a few people. I'm just telling you about the possible unexpected situations in advance."

"Okay, okay, my young master, then I'll book the tickets in advance! Two nine o'clock tickets, and we'll meet directly at the door on the day!"

"can."

Yanami closed the app and opened the ticket booking system instead.

She booked two tickets and then cut out Kotoko's chat box—

"Military Advisor! It's time for you to make a contribution!"

Kotoko: [(rolls her eyes), who's your advisor? Tell me, what do you want me to do? Forget it... If I can't even figure out something as simple as this, I'd rather not be a detective. You want me to help you with your plans for Valentine's Day, right? Go buy a camera and attach it to your jacket. I can't be there, so I'll have to guide you remotely!]

Yanaijian: [Military Advisor, great advice! ]

...

...

Ukyo's situation was similar to Yanami's, and he also hired a military advisor.

After switching out of Arthur's chat box, You Jing typed, "On Sunday, I hope you can help me with some advice. The method is the same as when we fought the professor a few days ago. This time, you don't need to type, just tell me what to do."

Arthur: [Voice file: I have to watch ads to synthesize equipment fragments, I have to watch ads to participate in the lottery, and I have to watch ads to unlock blocks. I'm really fed up. Can you Chinese WeChat push these mini-games to me and just give me gold coins directly? Stop making me watch ads!]

Ukyo was filled with questions, "I'm talking to you about Valentine's Day, what are you talking to me about?"

Arthur: [Nothing, I just went to Shanghai on a mission. I was playing a WeChat mini-game to kill time when you messaged me. I imagine your Valentine's Day will be like that WeChat mini-game, with ads for ages and no progress. So, let me ask you, are you just planning on having fun with pretty girls on Valentine's Day, or are you planning on being with Xingcai? If it's the former, I can call you over and get you a bunch of hotties, or you can just fly to Shanghai and spend the holiday with me. We'll share the joy, bro!]

Ukyo frowned slightly and typed slowly.

"I'm not that kind of person."

[Not the same kind of person? Aren't we men all the same?]

"It's still different. In reality, people like you are rare. People like me are more common."

[(Milk dragon winking emoji), is Zundu fake? ]

Ukyo narrowed his eyes and held the phone screen away.

"You should go to the internet cafe less often and stop using all those emojis."

What's up? This has been trending on the Chinese internet lately! My detective friends are all using it!

Youjing closed the vertical folding screen.

The ancients often said that birds of a feather flock together. Why do the friends around him always have such different personalities from him?

...

Saturday morning.

Xiaoju submitted the second review report of her application for joining the company first, and Yanami's time was almost the same as hers.

Xiaoju didn't pick out anyone. She might have felt the same as herself that there was no qualified person among this group of ordinary students. However, there was one person in the report submitted by Yanami.

Gokawa Sakura, a first-year male student.

His sports performance was barely acceptable, but his academic performance was excellent. He ranked twelfth in his grade in the freshman exam. He was very interested in supernatural events and had participated in the first round of the "Mirror Game", where he had a confrontation with some invisible weirdness and survived.

The photo in the report is very clear. The child is thin and has an ordinary appearance, but upon closer inspection, his facial features are actually okay. The overall evaluation is actually slightly higher than the adjective "ordinary appearance". He looks a bit like Ming Fei, but only in appearance. The inner look in his eyes is that of two completely different people.

Ukyo had seen this name during the first screening, but judging from the photo, if this person's eyes were a little more dead, he would look more like his junior. For this reason, Ukyo had wanted to recruit him into the company purely out of personal affection, but he refused because his sports performance was really average.

If you want to enter this industry, physical strength is slightly greater than knowledge.

Physical strength is the threshold for entering the industry, and knowledge is relatively less important, because the knowledge of paranormal detectives must be broad and diverse, and they do not need to be proficient in all aspects. This is not difficult and can be supplemented after entering the industry.

Yanami wrote a reason for the recommendation, saying that she had seen the child while running, and Lemon said that he had joined the track and field club and practiced every day, as if he wanted to join the Psychic Club one day. It would be better to give him a chance and let him face the "White House TV". If he can pass the mental resistance test, let him join the club.

Ukyo sent a message to the other party:

[My application for joining the company has been approved. Please come to Room 118, Sanjiao Building on Monday for the final round of testing. You can only officially join the company after passing the test.]

The signature was Youjing.

As the club president, he hoped that the other party would pass the test. The permanent residents of their club could be said to be only him and Yanami. Xiaoju was busy with her creations, and the honorary member Tian Aixing's main job was in the student union. Lemon could hardly be of any help in the supernatural. When fictional creatures related to anime occasionally appeared, her brain might be able to play a miraculous role in breaking the deadlock.

..........

Sunday.

AM: 9:00

The sun is just right, the breeze is not dry.

Ukyo arrived ten minutes early.

He didn't bring a camera today, only a Bluetooth headset. The military advisor was someone who had to hide in the rear. After all, a first-person camera hanging on the collar or zipper of a jacket was a bit too conspicuous.

To make suggestions, it is enough to just be able to hear the other party's voice. The picture is a bit redundant and there is a great risk of exposure.

...

There are many flower stalls at the entrance of the Botanical Garden.

"Young man, would you like to buy a painting?" A beautiful woman waved to Youjing in the flower shop. The girl who worked part-time in the shop stared at him for a long time, as if she was crazy about him.

Today is Valentine's Day, and the vendors at the botanical garden are definitely determined to make a profit. Flowers in the scenic area are much more expensive than those sold outside, and this is based on the fact that flowers are naturally more expensive on Valentine's Day. Youjing even saw many people selling "handmade chocolates."

Yes, "handmade chocolate", each piece has a different wrapper, so you won't buy the same thing twice.

This was probably some kind of deceptive consumption, wasn't it? This chocolate was definitely targeted at guys or girls who wanted to lie to their significant others. Ukyo had expected more guys to buy chocolate, but to his surprise, all the people buying chocolate at these stalls were girls.

Right.

Cheating is actually a very troublesome thing.

Based on Ukyo's understanding of the large group of "high school boys", they would rather not give gifts than make up a lie about "making handmade chocolates". Most boys have no concept of "returning chocolates" in their minds.

"Arthur, do you also think that giving a return gift is unnecessary?" Youjing said to himself.

The strategist in the headset quickly responded, "I don't give them gifts, and neither do the girls I date. But if I bought them chocolates at a high-end hotel bar, they'd probably be happy. This happiness would manifest itself in the sex scene later. The chocolates would make them move their hips more actively."

"..."

"I have nothing to talk about with you. Is it too late to change military advisors now?"

"Changing commanders in the middle of a battle is a taboo on the battlefield! The same goes for military advisors! Have you ever seen a lord chop down a military advisor on the battlefield?"

"Just because there's no precedent in history doesn't mean I can't set a precedent."

Ukyo suddenly paused, "She's here, let's not talk about it for now."

In my impression, Yanami is not someone who would sacrifice warmth for beauty, but the coat she is wearing looks a little thin today. Ukyo remembers that she wore this beige coat in late autumn, so this is a coat that appears in late autumn rather than a late autumn outfit. The only advantage of this coat in winter should be that it shows the waist proportion very well.

She tried her best to walk normally, but she was still so cold that she had to lock her hands in her sleeves.

Arthur's voice came from Youjing's Bluetooth headset: "You're wearing a down jacket, right? You should take the initiative to change clothes with her at a time like this. She's definitely regretting wearing this. Believe me, before going out, girls will choose looking good over the temperature. But once they're out and about and get chilled by the wind, keeping warm is more important."

"You're right, but I'm not wearing a down jacket."

"There must be a coat, right?"

"nor."

"Damn! What are you wearing today?"

"Hoodie."

"How many degrees is it in Toyohashi? Why are you wearing a sweatshirt? Aren't you afraid of freezing to death?"