People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

"Ding!"

The coin spun rapidly in the air before finally landing steadily in Kanao's hand.

“It’s eight o’clock now,” Kanao said.

"No...that's not what I want to ask...I want to ask about the specific time...Do you have a boyfriend now?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked again.

Tanjiro Kamado, Inosuke Hashibira, and Zenitsu Gazuma were injured in the battle at Spider Mountain and were sent to the Butterfly Mansion to recuperate. It was during this time that Tanjiro Kamado and Kanao developed feelings for each other.

So, on the surface, Yamabuki Hanajin is teasing the little girl, but in reality, he's judging the timing of the plot's development; teasing the little girl is not important at all.

Kanao tossed the coin in her hand into the air with a blank expression. The coin spun rapidly and finally landed back on the back of Kanao's hand.

Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Kanao, who smiled back at him. "I don't want to answer your question, so I'll just smile and stay silent."

The two remained locked in a stalemate for another minute.

"Excuse me... are you able to speak now?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

Kanao was still smiling.

Silence is the sharpest knife.

Why is it so hard to get a question out of an introverted person?

Yamabuki Hanakami felt like she was about to suffer internal injuries from holding it in.

"Miss Shinobu Kocho, who has a natural birth body type, could you tell me what patients the Butterfly Mansion has recently had?" asked Hanajin Yamabuki.

Shinobu squinted: "There aren't any patients yet, but if you dare to spout nonsense again, you'll soon have one more. Also, when are you going to fulfill your promise to kill five demons in one day?"

"I don't have enough money for the journey, could you lend me some?" Yamabuki Hanajin said.

Shinobu Kocho: “…”

This was the first time she had ever met someone so shameless.

In the end, she still handed over a few coins.

"May your martial arts prosper, no need to repay, hurry on your way." Shinobu Kocho felt that her anger had reached its peak.

I can't hold back anymore, I really want to kill someone.

"Hmph, I, the invincible Jotaro Kujo, never break my word."

"Didn't you say your name was Yamabuki Hanajiki?"

"No, now please call me the invincible Jotaro Kujo."

"Whatever your name is, please get out of here right now and leave my house, or I'll chop you up, I really will!" Even the gentle older sister Shinobu Kocho was about to lose her temper.

Just then, a crow flew down from the sky, cawing loudly.

Yamabuki Hanajin instantly released her Stand: "You haven't had breakfast yet, have you? I'll catch this crow and roast it for you!"

Shinobu Kocho tapped the head of Yamabuki Hanajin with the hilt of her sword: "This crow is not edible; it's my pet."

The crows cawed loudly.

"A mission! A mission! A mission! Mount Natagumo! Mount Natagumo! Mount Natagumo!"

Yamabuki Hanajin was slightly taken aback. The Spider Mountain storyline had only just begun?

"Hmph, the Qiao family never goes back on their word. I'm going to Spider Mountain right now." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and pressed down his hat with an invincible look on his face: "Today I'm going to solo Spider Mountain."

Chapter 33: Isn't it a tradition of the Qiao family to attack their own teammates first upon meeting them?

My name is Yamabuki Hanajin, and I've now transformed into Jotaro Kujo. I'm about to die.

Yes, I'm so bored I'm about to die.

I used to brag to people that I could solo Spider Mountain in a single day.

But... man proposes, God disposes.

I considered all the changes, but I didn't consider the traffic situation.

Of course, I don't mean there's a traffic jam here, but rather...

"This is ridiculous! Why are there only horse-drawn carriages? Aren't there any more advanced modes of transportation? I remember there were already trains in this era, otherwise, where would the Infinite Train arc come from?" Yamabuki Hanajin complained with an invincible expression.

Full of complaints.

The person rushing to catch the carriage was a smiling old man.

“I know there are trains, but those are for important people. If we want to go to Spider Mountain, we can only take a horse-drawn carriage,” the old man said, squinting his eyes.

Yamabuki Hanakami remained silent for a long time before obediently sitting in the carriage.

"Old man, how long will it take us to get to Spider Mountain?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

"About a day."

"for how long!"

“One day,” the old man continued with a smile.

Yamabuki Hanakami has run out of things to complain about.

The sunlight shone on his hat, casting a shadow on his face.

"Let's drive. Try to get to Spider Mountain before dark," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

The old man wasn't driving; he just kept smiling at him.

"Why aren't you driving?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

"Because you didn't pay," the old man said.

Yamabuki Hanajin: "..."

"Can we pay after we get there?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

The old man shook his head with a smile.

"Tch! I was originally planning to beat this old geezer up as soon as I got there so he wouldn't dare ask me for money again." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a look of disdain. Did he really think the Qiao family didn't have the Golden Spirit?

He had no choice but to take out his change from his pocket and found that it was just enough to pay the fare.

"I have a feeling that I've been tricked by Shinobu Kocho?" Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to himself.

When I return to the Demon Slayer world, I'll make sure that woman knows what a natural birth is all about.

"Now that the money has been paid, can we set off?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

"No."

"why?"

"Because it hasn't eaten its fill yet," the old man said, pointing to the horse.

The horse chewed on the grass on the ground and turned back to mock Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Am I being mocked by a horse? I'll let you laugh! Believe me or not, I'll pound your ass!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the horse with an invincible expression.

The horse wiggled its rump.

If you're so capable, then come and try.

Yamabuki Hanajin's face was gloomy. "Finally, I've met someone even more perverted than me. You win."

He sat there for a full hour before the horse had eaten its fill of grass and leisurely set off on its way.

As a result, the carriage was incredibly bumpy.

Yamabuki Hanakami misses the high-tech life in Academy City.

I wonder if Stiyl, whom I just violated, is alive or dead?

Magicians are known for their strong vitality; they shouldn't die so easily, right?

Also, I miss my beloved Misaka Mikoto a bit. When I see her again next time, I'll definitely have her give me a good electric shock.

I've heard that the feeling of being electrocuted is even better than [something else].

Of course, I only heard about it; I definitely didn't watch any movies that were unsuitable for children.

And so, Yamabuki Hanakami rode in the carriage until noon.

"Don't we need to eat anything at noon?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

The old man smiled and held out his hand: "Money."

“Okay, I don’t need to eat anything.” Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

And so, after overcoming countless hardships and traversing mountains and rivers, they finally arrived at Spider Mountain.

Yamabuki Hanakami's face remained gloomy.

The situation was completely different from what I had imagined.

In anime, the brightness is adjusted to make it clearer for viewers.

But now... it's pitch black on the mountain, you can't see your hand in front of your face.

“Alright! Old man, let’s go back the way we came,” Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

The old man smiled and held out his hand: "It'll cost extra."

Yamabuki Hanajin: "..."

I advise you, you ungrateful wretch, don't be so ungrateful.

Believe it or not, I'll LORD you!

Should we beat this old man up and force him to send me back?

When Yamabuki Hanajin looked up, she found that the old man had already driven the carriage far away.

"Platinum Star, bring him back to me! I don't believe your range is only two meters. When I was in jail, you were still able to bring in comics and beer! Don't worry, I definitely won't shoot myself in the head now! Bring that bastard back to me!" Yamabuki Hanajin said coldly.

Platinum Star: "I don't believe it."

"..."

Hmph, since there's no way out, this mere Spider Mountain will be wiped out by me. I don't believe there's a whole bunch of Spider-Men hiding on Spider Mountain.

The moonlight was bright, and before entering the mountains, we could still see a little with the help of the moonlight. However, after entering the mountains, the trees were so dense that we could hardly see our hands in front of our faces.

Anime is really a lie.

Moreover, due to a shortage of funds, they didn't even have a lighting tool.

"Couldn't you give me a flashlight as a beginner's equipment? The best option is definitely to let that woman have a natural birth." Although Yamabuki Hanajin was walking alone in the dark mountains, he still had an invincible expression.

However, he soon faced even more serious problems.

"Spider Mountain is so big, where am I supposed to start looking for ghosts?"

Spider Mountain is so big, even if I didn't sleep all night, I still wouldn't be able to reach the end, right? Ghosts won't just obediently come knocking on my door.

"I guess I should just find a place to sleep. I hope that when I open my eyes tomorrow morning, I'll be in a beautiful girl's warm bed." Yamabuki Hanajin thought to herself, arms crossed.

Just as he was about to find a place to sleep, he suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from the bushes in the distance, as if something was approaching.

"Yay! My luck is really good! I encountered a ghost as soon as I entered the mountains!" Yamabuki Hanajin gently pressed down on her hat with her hand.

Suddenly, something darted out of the bushes.

Because it was too dark, Yamabuki Hanakami couldn't see clearly what it was, but she was certain it was definitely not human.

The reason is simple: have you ever seen a normal person with a pig's head?

"Spiders are pigs too. Since you've come to me willingly, don't blame me for being impolite. Star Platinum, Zawarudo!" Yamabuki Hanajin paused time directly.

Have you ever been punched by a speed-of-light fist?

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

This pig's head was beaten into a pig's head in the blink of an eye!