Touma Kamijou: "Don't make such a terrifying sound! You bastard!!!"
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Chapter 31: Demon Slayer, but Jotaro Kujo
Demon Slayer: The Butterfly Mansion.
At four o'clock in the morning, Yamabuki Hanajin woke up from her bed.
Where did I go today?
Because of the habit she developed from traversing the world every day, the first thing Yamabuki Hanajin did upon opening her eyes was to reach out and grope around to see what she could touch.
As a result, when he reached out, he found that he had touched something very plump.
Even though there was a thin layer of fabric between them, he felt like he had made a killing today.
"Zheng!"
Suddenly, the sound of a sword being drawn rang out from under the covers, and a sharpened katana was already pressed against Yamabuki Hanajin's neck.
"Moshi moshi! Sir, how did you get into my bed?"
A gentle-sounding girl's voice came through the phone.
Yamabuki Hanakami got a clear look at the girl in the bed.
Shinobu Kocho is a sure win.
Then I casually opened today's system page to check my information.
Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Jotaro Kujo)
Gender: Unknown (Male)
Age: Unknown (17 years old)
Ability: An ahoge (a cowlick that never fades) (Even the invincible Jotaro might grow an ahoge!)
Stand: Star Platinum (Rank 5A, Elite 1 version. Can stop time for up to five seconds. Can deliver a light-speed attack. Calculate the destructive power of one punch using the kinetic energy formula.)
My motto: At seventeen, I was afraid the world wasn't violent enough.
Friendly reminder: Please treat girls with gentleness.
"You perverted sir, can you hear me? Can you explain why you're in my bed?" The Butterfly Man still had a gentle smile on his face, but a hint of anger flickered in his eyes.
"Shut up, you stinky old woman!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kocho Shinobu with an invincible expression.
Although Shinobu Kocho still had a smile on her face, her forehead was covered with bulging veins.
"If you don't answer properly, I'll have to teach you a lesson." Although Shinobu Kocho is the weakest of all the Pillars, she is an expert in medicine. Her sword is coated with poison, which, even if not fatal to humans, will cause them prolonged pain.
"Platinum Star, Zawaldo!" Yamabuki Hanajin stopped time instantly, and when time resumed, he had already picked up his clothes from the bedside.
Shinobu Kocho was completely bewildered by what had just happened. The person was clearly under her sword just moments ago, so why did they disappear in the blink of an eye?
Yamabuki Hanakami slowly put on the clothes, making no attempt to hide her strengths.
“Woman! You… are very moist.” Yamabuki Hanajin said in a serious tone.
Shinobu Kocho finally reached her breaking point and slashed him with her sword.
Where did this bastard come from?
The Butterfly Mansion is an extremely secluded gathering place; even members of the Demon Slayer Corps might not be able to find it, let alone outsiders.
And... what did you mean by "very moist" just now?
Explain it to me clearly!
Just as the knife was about to strike, Star Platinum suddenly appeared and reached out to grab the blade.
Because Shinobu Kocho is not a Stand user, she cannot see a Stand.
She only felt an invisible force gripping her knife, and it was impossible for her to pull the knife back with its own strength.
Even so, Shinobu Kocho kept pushing herself, gripping the hilt of her sword with both hands and pulling it back hard, her face turning red from strain.
Just then, a girl's voice came from outside.
"Teacher, lunch is ready... huh?"
Kanao looked at Jotaro Kujo with curiosity, wondering why there was a man in her teacher's room.
"Let's eat. We can talk about anything else after we finish eating." Yamabuki Hanajin controlled her Stand to release her grip.
"Ah!" Shinobu Kocho sat down on the ground due to the huge inertia, glaring angrily at Hanako Yamabuki.
And so, Yamabuki Hanajin shamelessly came to the dining table and started eating.
Shinobu Kocho carefully observed Hanajin Yamabuki. First of all, the fact that this man could walk in the sun confirmed that he was not a demon, but a human.
But how did he get in? And why is he here...?
Shinobu Kocho had regained her gentle smile, but a murderous intent flickered in her eyes.
We should just kill that bastard.
“Mr. Jotaro Kujo…right…why are you here?” Shinobu Kocho asked.
"I am a superpowered person. I will randomly travel to a different place every day. Don't worry about it. I will travel to another world at midnight tonight." Yamabuki Hanajin's main point is sincerity.
Other transmigrators would hide their origins, afraid that others would find out they came from another time. But Yamabuki Hanajin was completely different; she just wanted to be happy.
Because she was already very angry when she woke up early in the morning, Shinobu Kocho kept drinking water beside her.
Even a child wouldn't believe such nonsense.
Yamabuki Hanajin didn't consider herself an outsider at all, and ate five xiaolongbao in one go.
When we were about to eat the last piece, we realized that Shinobu and Kanao hadn't even touched their chopsticks yet.
"Actually... girls can maintain their figure by eating less... I'm just trying to help you guys..." Yamabuki Hanajin laughed awkwardly.
Shinobu Kocho smiled gently and said, "You still say you can talk."
"Including according to scientific research, the first thing a girl loses weight in is her breasts!" Yamabuki Hanajin discussed this topic with a serious expression.
Shinobu Kocho's smile froze instantly.
"Teacher? You want to eat?" Kanao asked.
"No, you're still growing, you eat first, I'm not hungry." Shinobu Kocho felt like she was about to be full of anger.
Just as Kanao was about to eat, Yamabuki Hanajin said again, "According to scientific research, the first place girls gain weight when they overeat is their lower abdomen! Isn't that strange?"
Kanao immediately lost her appetite.
"Mr. Jotaro Kujo..."
Call me Yamabuki Hanajū.
Shinobu Kocho? ??
"Mr. Yamabuki, has anyone ever told you that you're annoying?" Shinobu Kocho added with a smile.
"No, the most annoying kind of woman is one who pretends to be gentle and elegant even when she's actually angry," Yamabuki Hanajin retorted.
Click!
The girl's rationality eventually crumbled.
Shinobu Kocho slowly drew her sword: "Mr. Yamabuki, may I cut you?"
"No. Aren't the Demon Slayer Corps forbidden from harming ordinary people?" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately retorted.
Shinobu Kocho squinted: "Mr. Yamabuki, you just said you came from another world. How do you know about the Demon Slayer Corps? Who exactly are you? Please stop telling us nonsense about being from another world. We won't believe you, right, Kanao?"
Kanao chose to remain silent and quietly tossed a coin beside her.
Shinobu Kocho: “…”
Why does this child always sabotage the teacher at the most crucial moments?
"You should have heard that not long ago, the Demon King Kibutsuji Muzan was severely injured in the deep mountains, right? Actually, the person who severely injured him was me. That's right, I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean." Yamabuki Hanajin's face was full of invincibility.
Chapter 32: Do you want a natural birth?
If Shinobu Kocho had always thought this man was extremely annoying before, her eyes widened in shock after Hanajin Yamabuki revealed his true identity.
This happened several months ago. Demon King Muzan appeared in a small village and had an encounter with a powerful figure. It is said that Demon King Muzan was completely destroyed. However, judging from the fact that there are still demons active in the past few months, Demon King Muzan did not die, but found a place to hide.
The person who witnessed this battle was a boy named Kamado Tanjiro.
According to Tanjiro Kamado, the powerful figure left a prophecy: "If you want to completely kill the Demon King Muzan, in 1945, lure him to either Hiroshima or Nagasaki, where a passionate little boy will confront him."
The Demon Slayer Corps members began to speculate on the true meaning of this parable.
Initially, the Demon Slayer Corps speculated that a new powerful figure might emerge in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, strong enough to annihilate the Demon King Muzan.
But there were still several decades until 1945.
How exactly did that powerful figure accurately predict events that would happen decades later?
Why Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
What does the enthusiastic little boy refer to?
All of this remains a mystery to the Demon Slayer Corps.
But now, this seemingly annoying person in front of me claims to be that powerful figure.
He was the one who annihilated the Demon King Muzan.
Shinobu Kocho looked at the man with a suspicious expression: "Uncle, how old are you?"
"Seventeen."
"..." Shinobu Kocho looked up at Hanajin Yamabuki, who had transformed into Jotaro Kujo.
You call this seventeen?
“But… according to eyewitness accounts, the one who defeated Demon King Muzan was a high-ranking monk… no, to be precise, a bald man,” Shinobu Kocho said.
"It's been several months already, can't you let my hair grow back?" Yamabuki Hanajin retorted.
What they said seemed to make a lot of sense, and I was speechless.
Shinobu Kocho refused to believe that the person in front of her was the top expert who had defeated the Demon King Muzan.
"Believe it or not. But I can't just eat your food for free. How about I kill five ghosts for you in one day after I ate one of your buns?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
Shinobu Kocho smiled with one eye and said, "If you can really kill five demons in one day, I'll reluctantly forgive you."
"It's a deal." Yamabuki Hanajin turned to leave, but halfway there she suddenly turned back: "Miss Kocho Shinobu, has anyone ever told you that your body type is suited for natural childbirth and that you might be able to have many children in the future? If you don't believe me, I can try it for you, for free."
The number "#" kept appearing on Shinobu's forehead.
"Mr. Yamabuki, please go and find the whereabouts of the demon right now, okay? Otherwise I'll really get angry." Shinobu Kocho squinted, her hand on the hilt of her sword.
"I'm not lying to you, you really are the type to have a natural birth..."
Shinobu Kocho drew her sword instantly.
"Platinum Star, Zawaludo!"
When time stopped flowing, the Yamabuki Flower Ashes had already disappeared from the spot.
Shinobu Kocho sighed, "Why are there such annoying men in the world?"
Just then, Yamabuki Hanajin poked her head in from the doorway: "Kanao, come here, I have something to ask you."
Kanao pointed obediently at her own nose and then looked at the teacher next to her.
Seeing her teacher drinking water in anger, Kanao cautiously approached her.
"Tell me, what time is it now?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
Kanao didn't answer directly, but instead took out a coin and gently tossed it into the air.
I'm going to answer Yamabuki Hanajin's question with a coin.
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