"Ola! Ola! Ola!"
Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was having a good time, two more people emerged from the bushes. One of them was carrying a lantern, and by the dim light, Yamabuki Hanajin recognized one of them as a familiar face—it was Kamado Tanjiro.
"Ah... Inosuke... Could it be... that's the demon that wiped out the entire Demon Slayer Corps of Spider Mountain..." Zenitsu Agatsuma trembled with fear.
Looking at the pig-headed guy who had beaten her unconscious, Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself, "Damn it, teammate."
Chapter 34: Beating Therapy? I'm not Yujiro today!
What if you accidentally kill your teammate?
Don't panic, have a smoke to calm down first.
Yamabuki Hanakami took out a cigarette and lighter from her pocket, lit it, and took a deep drag!
"Cough cough cough cough! I forgot I don't smoke! It's okay, don't panic, it's just a teammate. It's a tradition in our Qiao family to attack our teammates before the big battle. My great-great-grandfather, my grandfather, and my uncle all did it." Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.
Zenitsu Agatsuma grabbed the pig's head and shook it frantically: "Inosuke, are you alright? Are you dead? Don't worry, I'll remember you. I'll burn incense for you every year. And please, don't come looking for me after you become a ghost. Inosuke..."
Inosuke struggled to raise his arm: "I... I'm not dead yet..."
"Ora!" Yamabuki Hanajiki punched Inosuke in the face, knocking him unconscious.
"What are you doing! Are you the ghost of this mountain?!" Zenitsu Agatsuma's face was filled with panic. "You are the ghost, you are definitely the ghost. Your style is different from ours!"
"Don't misunderstand, I'm treating him. It's a brand new treatment method called beating therapy. I can heal his injuries by beating him. I did that to a nun before," Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.
Zenitsu Agatsuma asked, trembling, "What happened to that nun afterward?"
"He probably won't wake up."
"Are you a murderer?! This is definitely murder! What kind of treatment is this?! Are you out of your mind?! Why would you treat a patient by beating them? A normal person wouldn't have this kind of thought process, right?" Zenitsu Agatsuma complained wildly.
Yamabuki Hanajin pinched her chin: "I'm not Hanma Yujiro today. It seems that beating him won't cure him. Since that's how it is... he's beyond saving. Let's dig a hole and bury him."
Inosuke sat up abruptly: "I think I can still be saved."
"There's no way to save him, so let's bury him. I'm a very responsible doctor, and when I say there's no hope, there's no hope," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.
Zenitsu Agatsuma felt like he'd encountered a madman. Why were there such outrageous people in the world?
"Tanjiro!!!" Zenitsu Agatsuma looked at his friend with a helpless expression.
"Tanjiro. We meet again. Do you remember me? The last time we met, I was bald," Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
Tanjiro was a little puzzled. The person's scent seemed familiar, but he still shook his head slightly: "I'm sorry, I've never seen you before."
"The biggest annoyance of changing every day is having to introduce myself every time I see a friend. Ugh! It's too troublesome, I might as well just throw them all out! Tanjiro, come here and let me punch you." Yamabuki Hanajin beckoned to Tanjiro with her finger.
"Tanjiro! Let's run! This guy is obviously crazy! And there are a lot of demons in the mountains." Zenitsu Agatsuma was the most level-headed of the three.
When a normal person encounters a madman, their first thought is naturally to run away.
Upon hearing Zenitsu Agatsuma say that there were demons in these mountains, Yamabuki Hanajin said with an invincible look, "Don't worry, leave this to me. Although I'm not a member of the Demon Slayer Corps, I've still been traveling by carriage all day. If I don't even encounter a single demon, today would be a complete waste. Go, bring the demon to me."
"We can't bring them all! Many Demon Slayer Corps members have already gone missing! We came here on a mission. Seriously, are you out of your mind?" Zenitsu Agatsuma knelt on the ground in a frenzy.
Tanjiro suddenly said, "You're Mr. Yamabuki, aren't you?"
Yamabuki Hanajin was slightly taken aback: "How did you recognize me?"
Tanjiro scratched his cheek a little embarrassedly: "Although your appearance has changed, your taste hasn't."
"Smell? What smell? Strong male hormones?" Yamabuki Hanajin sniffed her sleeve lightly, but couldn't smell anything.
However, in the setting, Tanjiro Kamado's nose is much more sensitive than that of ordinary people, Zenitsu Agatsuma's ears are more sensitive than that of ordinary people, and Inosuke's senses are different from those of ordinary people.
The three of them each have their own strengths, which is why they formed a team.
"I've transformed so many times, how can I still smell strange on my body?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked, her face full of curiosity.
"Is it really Mr. Yamabuki? Why have you become like this? Zenitsu, don't be afraid, this is my friend. He's the one who almost killed the Demon King Muzan before." Kamado Tanjiro looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a happy expression.
As for how Tanjiro recognized Yamabuki Hanajin, he didn't bother to investigate; after all, his existence was the most illogical thing.
"It was one of the Pillars in your Demon Slayer Corps who asked me to kill demons. I can handle all the demons by myself." Yamabuki Hanajin returned to her invincible state.
"We just arrived. We received news that many people had gone missing here, so they sent us to provide support," Tanjiro Kamado said with delight.
Tanjiro Kamado was deeply grateful to Hanajin Yamabuki. If Hanajin hadn't defeated the Demon King Muzan, his family might have been killed by him.
Moreover, no matter how powerful a demon is in this world, it can't surpass the Demon King Muzan. As long as Mr. Yamabuki is here, no matter how strong the demons in the Spider Mountain are, they're definitely safe.
Zenitsu Agatsuma said with a mournful face, "Tanjiro, let's go. This place is too scary. I don't want to stay here anymore."
"Zenitsu, please carry Inosuke on your back, let's keep going," Tanjiro said cheerfully.
"Tanjiro, are you even listening to me? I said let's go!" Zenitsu Agatsuma cried as he spoke. He was clearly weak and didn't even know how to use breathing techniques, so why did he come to the mountains to kill demons?
I'm sure I'll die, right? I'm so young, I don't want to die yet, I haven't even married a beautiful girl yet!
If Nezuko could be my wife, I'd die happy.
Suddenly, Zenitsu stopped crying, listened intently to his surroundings, and then looked at Tanjiro with a fearful expression, saying, "I hear a lot of people coming, what should I do?"
Tanjiro looked at Yamabuki Hanajin, who had his arms crossed, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, and an expression of invincibility on his face.
Tanjiro carried a lantern, keeping watch over his surroundings.
Suddenly, a figure appeared in the bushes ahead. Tanjiro gripped his sword warily, but when he saw who it was, he breathed a sigh of relief because the person was wearing a Demon Slayer Corps uniform, meaning that the person was one of their colleagues.
It looks like they're the group that went missing in the mountains.
"Thank goodness, you're alright. The report said you were missing." Tanjiro had just sheathed his sword when suddenly, the Demon Slayer Corps member drew his sword and slashed at Tanjiro.
Chapter 35: One Life to Clear the Game
Tanjiro reacted quickly, retreating as soon as he realized something was wrong, but he was no match for the descending sword.
"Platinum Star, Zawaludo! Time, stand still!"
For a split second, time stood still throughout the world.
The instant time resumed its flow, the controlled Demon Slayer Corps member was blasted away by Star Platinum's punch.
Tanjiro had no idea what was happening; he only saw his teammate, who was rushing towards him, being punched and sent flying.
"Oh dear! Looks like they've been controlled!" Yamabuki Hanajin saw through the dim moonlight that there was a thin spider thread attached to the back of these people's necks.
Meanwhile, more and more people gathered around.
These people are the Demon Slayer Corps members who went missing at Spider Mountain; they have been controlled by the demons there.
"Can I just use Ora to kill them?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
"Please don't! They're just being controlled. If we break the control, they might still be saved." Tanjiro was sweating profusely.
In this environment, teammates are more terrifying than enemies.
"Then leave it to me. I've already boasted that I'd solo Spider Mountain." Yamabuki Hanajin strode forward.
Hidden in the woods, more and more controlled Demon Slayer Corps members appeared all around.
Upon spotting the enemy, all the Demon Slayer Corps members simultaneously attacked, determined to kill this man whose style was so different from their own.
"Platinum Star." Yamabuki Hanajin instantly produced a Stand.
Do you understand what a "Five A Kings" is?
If it weren't for Star Platinum's fear of committing suicide with a gun, she would have evolved into a hexagonal warrior long ago.
Have you ever been punched by a light-speed punch?
In an instant, all the Demon Slayer Corps members who couldn't break through were subjected to a brutal beating, and not only that, even the threads around their necks were broken.
Everyone regained their freedom, but they were all poisoned by spiders and lay on the ground howling in pain.
None of the three little ones knew how to cure the poison, so they could only line up the injured people neatly in one place.
"You idiot. Are you still alive? If you are, help me find out where the ghost that controls these people is." Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
Inosuke flipped over and jumped up, showing that he was still quite strong, remaining energetic despite being beaten so many times.
"Beast Breathing".
Inosuke has an exceptionally strong sense of perception; he can determine the enemy's location by observing vibrations in the air and instantly finds the demon controlling these Demon Slayer Corps members.
"She's over there, I'm going to kill her right now!" Just as Inosuke was about to step forward, Yamabuki Hanajin knocked him down with a single punch.
"I already told you I'm going to solo, and you still dare to steal my kills? You guys just focus on staying alive, leave the rest to me." Yamabuki Hanajin tossed her trench coat and strode into the deep mountains.
……
The spider demon mother stared in horror at the broken silk thread.
If I can't kill all those Demon Slayer Corps members in time, I will definitely be punished.
The spider demon mother trembled uncontrollably at the thought of the violence her family had inflicted on her.
"You failed! Hahaha! If you tell Daddy, guess how he'll treat you?"
A small child appeared beside her, with an inhumanly pale complexion, looking at the spider demon mother with a gloating expression.
To strengthen his power, the Demon King Muzan Kibutsuji established the Twelve Demon Moons, which consisted of six Upper Moons and six Lower Moons.
The master of Spider Mountain is the fifth of the twelve demon moons, the Lower Moon, named Rui.
He was frail and sickly from childhood. After becoming a ghost, he harmed others, which led his parents to kill him. However, he was killed by his own ghost son instead.
From then on, Lei became very attached to family ties, but the family members around him were all forcibly put together, like playing house, without any real feelings.
The Spider Demon Mother was originally a young girl, but Lei, in order to satisfy his need for a mother, forcibly transformed her into an adult.
The one standing next to them, constantly making sarcastic remarks, was the "eldest brother" in the family.
Every time they see Spider-Ghost Mom being abused, the whole family gloats, since it's not them who are being beaten up anyway.
The spider demon mother trembled with fear and kept begging for mercy: "Don't tell them, I'll take care of it soon, very soon."
The older Spider Demon felt extremely pleased to see his mother trembling in fear. "If I can't bully others, can't I at least bully you?"
"Then you'd better hurry up, Mom! Hahahaha!"
"Don't worry, it'll be quick."
An unfamiliar voice appeared behind Spider Demon Brother. Spider Demon Brother hurriedly turned around and saw a man with a completely different style from them standing in the moonlight.
"Huh? Who?" Spider Demon Brother shouted.
"My name is Jotaro Kujo. An invincible man. You can also call me Yamabuki Hanajin."
Spider-Ghost looked bewildered. "Why are you giving two names at the same time? It sounds strange."
"Don't you have any respect for your mother?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.
"It's just a game of make-believe..."
"I understand, you don't need to say anything more." Yamabuki Hanajin interrupted the Spider Demon.
Where did this guy come from? Why is he so annoying? Spider-Ghost is planning to have this guy as a midnight snack.
"Although I hit teachers, classmates, and even the cook after a meal, and I might verbally call my own mother a stinky old woman, I still have a lot of respect for older women. It's a pity you won't have that chance, Star Platinum, Zawaludo."
The world stopped.
At lightning speed.
Once time returned to normal, Spider Demon's head had already been smashed to pieces by a single punch.
"I've heard only the Nichirin Blade can kill demons, I don't believe it! Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!!!"
The iron fist with a strength of A rained down on the Spider Demon, instantly turning the little devil into a pulp.
First blood
"In your next life, be someone who knows how to respect your mother." Yamabuki Hanajin reached up and pressed down her hat. "Then it'll be your turn."
Spider Demon's mother trembled even more violently. She was the weakest in the family; even Spider Demon's older brother had been smashed into a pulp, let alone herself.
I'm doomed! I'm really doomed this time!
But does death bring liberation?
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