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The nuclear power plant exploded not long ago, causing a power outage. And now, just a few days later, it's happening again?

Why does misfortune always happen to me?

Kamijou Touma closed his eyes and reached out to touch things randomly. He felt something was strange. Although his bed was a single bed, it was still quite spacious for one person. Why was it so cramped now?

Finally, Touma Kamijou touched the blanket and tugged at it...

Hmm? It didn't move?

What happened? Did a stray dog ​​run in while I was sleeping?

Touma Kamijou didn't open his eyes and continued to reach out and touch.

Soon, he touched a piece of marble.

"Huh? Does my dorm have marble?" Touma Kamijou wondered.

No, this texture isn't just like marble.

It seems to still have body temperature, like a human body, but why is it so hard?

Kamijou Touma, unaware that something was wrong, groggily opened his eyes.

"Hey! Kid! You're awake?"

A rough, domineering male voice came from beside the bed.

Kamijou Touma stiffly turned his head and saw a burly man over 1.9 meters tall lying on his bed in a very seductive pose.

This burly man was all dark-skinned, with extremely exaggerated muscles. When he was charging up, his arms were thicker than his waist, and the muscle lines on his body were like steel bars, full of rugged beauty.

His hair stood on end, and his exaggerated muscles squeezed out a devilish smile on his back.

These are not important...

The important question is, why is this burly man in his own bed?

Am I having a nightmare? What's going on? Did this man do something weird to me? I've heard that big, muscular men are very likely to be gay!

Kamijou Touma trembled all over. He was just a delicate flower that had not yet bloomed. Why did he have to suffer like this?

"boom!"

The burly man stretched out his hand, a large and heavy hand, and slapped it next to Touma Kamijou's ear. Strong male hormones emanated from the burly man, intoxicating to behold.

Kamijou Touma huddled in a corner of the bed, clutching the blanket tightly, shivering.

"Yo! Young man! We meet again!" The burly man flashed a healthy smile, a smile so sharp it would make even a demon tremble: "You haven't already forgotten me, have you? That really hurts my feelings!"

Kamijou Touma desperately tried to recall what his relationship was with this muscular man.

I can't remember! I really can't remember!

"It seems you've forgotten my name. I'm Yamabuki Hanajin. Of course, you can also call me by another name today, Hanma Yujiro. Kid, wanna have a go?"

The scalding heat, like lava, sprayed onto Touma Kamijou's face.

Today, I am the strongest creature on Earth, Yujiro Hanma.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Yujiro Hanma)

Age: Unknown (36+)

Gender: Unknown (Super Male)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (even if it becomes the strongest creature on Earth, the ahoge will still stand upright).

Title: The Strongest Creature on Earth. Invincible on the surface of the earth. Even if a demon god stands on this land, she will taste the fist of a true man.

Physique: Super-masculine physique. You are the only real man in the world; in your eyes, everyone else is just a woman. What? Aleister? Just a sickly pretty girl, go and fuck her ass. Accelerator? A woman among women! Rear Water? A slightly stronger woman. Kamijou Touma? A woman with excellent skills!

Skill: Beating (Men should be beaten, women should be beaten, living beings should be beaten, non-living beings should be beaten, superpowered individuals should be beaten, non-superpowered individuals should be beaten, beat everything that can be beaten, beat everyone that can be beaten, let's go!)

"So, kid, wanna have a go?"

"Help!!!! Tsuchimikado! Help! There's a pervert in my room! Come save me! I promise to give you all my collection!" Touma Kamijou ran out on all fours, but just as he reached the door, a large hand grabbed his neck and pulled him back, then carried him in a princess carry.

"Boy! Don't be afraid! In my eyes you're just a girl! I won't do anything too outrageous to you, so, wanna have some fun?"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Help! God, why are you punishing me like this! What did I do wrong! Even if I'm unlucky, it doesn't have to be like this!" Kamijou Touma pointed to the sky and cursed.

Just then, the door was suddenly opened.

A soft, sweet girl's voice came through the phone: "Kamijou? My brother isn't home. Is there anything you can tell me?"

Both of them followed the girl's voice and saw a girl dressed as a maid, looking half-asleep, sitting on a robot vacuum cleaner, wandering around.

At the same time, the girl also saw the two of them.

His already energetic eyes suddenly became even more energetic!

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have disturbed you. I should have knocked before coming in; that's a maid's duty. I wish you a happy marriage, and I'll give you a wedding gift later." The girl bowed deeply and then ran out as if fleeing.

The girl ran down the corridor shouting, "I'll tell you a secret: Touma Kamijou likes boys!"

This girl's name is Tsuchimikado Maika. She is known as the most talkative person in the entire student dormitory. Once she knows something, it's basically the same as the whole world knowing about it.

"Maika, listen to me, it's not what you see! No! You've misunderstood! It's over! It's all over! My life! My already unfortunate life... is now completely destroyed." Kamijou Touma, emanating black energy, staggered to his feet. "I don't know who you are, but your appearance has ruined my life! This right hand... it won't make me a psychic, it won't help me pass my exams, and it won't help me pick up girls! But... I want to fight you one-on-one! You bastard!"

"Young man, you're becoming more and more of a man. Since you've said so... Ghost Back! Activate! God of Slaughter Strike!"

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Chapter 26: I Have a Ten-Year-Old Female Friend

Touma Kamijou's eyes are very clear now.

Just five seconds ago, the two had a one-on-one duel, and the result was...

Touma Kamijou admits that his Imagine Breaker is the least suitable opponent for such a foe.

"So, why are you in my bed?" Touma Kamijou asked helplessly.

"I'm a superpowered person. I can randomly travel into someone's bed. How about that? Isn't that an amazing superpower?" Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly. "Just yesterday, I proved one thing: the legs of a pretty and arrogant girl can really be played with for a year."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Touma Kamijou opened his front door. "Please leave my house immediately, thank you."

“I’m not leaving. Have we really met before? Have you forgotten?” Yamabuki Hanajin reminded him, “When I was being harassed by a group of thugs, you were the one who helped me.”

"Being harassed by thugs? I think you're the one harassing the thugs!" Kamijou Touma shouted.

"I forgot to tell you, not only do I travel into someone's bed every day, but I also randomly transform into someone else's appearance. This is what I looked like before." Yamabuki Hanajin took out a photo; the person in the photo was Izayoi Sakuya.

Touma Kamijou stared at the person in the photo for a long time in silence: "You're telling me you're that mentally unstable maid? Are you kidding me?! This is too different! How could such a cute girl turn into this? It makes no sense at all!"

"There's nothing I can do, that's just how my superpower is." Yamabuki Hanajin shrugged.

Where is the most fun place in the world of A Certain Magical Index?

Of course, it's right next to the protagonist, Touma Kamijou.

There's bound to be fun if you follow Touma Kamijou.

“Strangers are not welcome in my home. Please leave now, or I will call the police,” Touma Kamijou threatened.

"Kid, don't doubt it, I can cum your ass before the police arrive."

This threat was so effective that even Touma Kamijou, a veteran of countless battles, felt a chill run down his spine.

Why are there such beasts in the world?

That's terrifying! That's terrifying!

"Alright, what exactly do you want to do?" Kamijou Touma asked helplessly.

"Of course, it's about having fun. With your bad luck, there must be plenty of fun around you," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Why do I feel like my life is completely dark after hearing you say that?" Touma Kamijou retorted.

Saten Ruiko seems to have said something similar.

In any case, all the food in the refrigerator has gone bad, and eating it will definitely give me an upset stomach. In this hot weather, getting an upset stomach would be a real problem.

Or... should I collect all this spoiled food and feed it to this man who claims to be the strongest creature on Earth? It won't kill anyone, right?

And this quilt, it should be taken to the dry cleaners, but my wallet can't afford that right now, so I'll just air it out in the sun for now.

Touma Kamijou had no choice but to take his blanket out to air it.

"Huh? Why is there a blanket on the windowsill? I didn't air it out beforehand?" Touma Kamijou looked curiously at the blanket in his hand, then at the blanket drying on the balcony.

Suddenly, the "quilt" on the balcony raised its head.

Touma Kamijou then realized that it wasn't a blanket, but a girl hanging on the balcony.

The girl suddenly looked up and stared straight at Touma Kamijou: "I'm hungry, give me something to eat."

The gears of fate have begun to turn, and the fun is finally about to begin.

Yamabuki Hanajin opened the kitchen refrigerator and found that the food inside had all gone sour. How could someone as conscientious as me feed people food that had already gone bad?

"I'll cook! Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm a father of two," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

A person with a conscience cannot be a person who seeks entertainment.

So I'm prepared to abandon my conscience.

"You're such a good person!!!" The girl's eyes sparkled with golden light, like a devout believer seeing their Lord.

Yamabuki Hana lit a big fire, poured all the leftover food together, stirred it, and the smell might attract flies in the stairwell.

Touma Kamijou's face turned green.

I underestimated the lower limit of human character.

This thing doesn't look like something for humans to eat, does it?

"Touma, how about a bowl?" Yamabuki Hanajin handed over a bowl of early morning fried rice with ill intent.

Kamijou Touma swore that he would never eat a single bite.

But the girl next to her couldn't hold on any longer.

"Thank you, I'll eat it all." The girl grabbed her spoon and devoured all the fried rice.

Kamijou Touma stared blankly at the girl. Could it be that this tiny belly was hiding a garbage dump?

"Touma, aren't you eating? If not, could you give me yours too?" The girl's big eyes sparkled, her expression both cute and innocent...

How could I possibly bear to harm such a lovely girl?

"Then I'll leave it to you." Kamijou Touma handed the fried rice to the girl.

Haha, humans.

Kamijou Touma began to worry: what if this girl collapsed in his dorm room due to food poisoning? How would he explain that?

“My name is Index. What’s your full name?” Index asked.

"Touma. Kamijou Touma." Kamijou Touma said guiltily.

"Where's that kind uncle over there?" Index looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with an innocent expression.

"You can call me the strongest creature on Earth, Yujiro Hanma. Or you can call me Yamabuki Hanajin, it's all the same anyway," Yamabuki Hanajin laughed.

"My name is Index, and I am a magician," Index introduced herself.

Kamijou Touma, who was standing next to him, suddenly laughed. "A magician? How could magic possibly exist in this world? Magic is just something for kids."

"Hmm, that sounds impressive. I talked with a magician from the Clock Tower in England until late last night," Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

"Clock Tower? I've never heard of such a magical society. What kind of magic do you exchange? I'll definitely get through this," Index asked curiously.

"How much does wearing black silk fabric on your legs increase critical strike magic and body tissue enhancement magic?" Yamabuki Hanajin said with a straight face, spouting nonsense.

Black stockings are the best!

A year isn't enough to keep up with the arrogant and haughty girl in black stockings.

Index looked confused.

I couldn't understand a word this kind uncle was saying.

Touma Kamijou immediately ended this absurd conversation: "How could magic possibly exist in the world?"