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Yamabuki Hanajin nodded: "Yes. I have a ten-year-old female friend who is a magical girl. I'm telling the truth, you have to believe me."

"A ten-year-old female friend? A magical girl? What kind of horrible thing have you done to a young girl, you bastard! Hello? Is this the police? I need to report a pervert in my house!"

Chapter 27: This Index is so cute, if I punch her, she'll cry for a long time, right?

Yamabuki Hanajin's face revealed an even more perverted expression: "If you call the police, I won't be sleepy anymore. I heard that many police officers in Academy City are also teachers. If I can meet one or two of them... double uniforms, double stimulation, double pleasure."

Kamijou Touma couldn't keep up with Yamabuki Hanajin's train of thought because he wasn't twisted enough.

How could anyone in the world be so perverted?

"Kid! Call the police right now and get your best cops over here!" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed wildly.

"Please, please let our police go." Touma Kamijou pleaded desperately.

Index wanted to continue the conversation about magic.

Touma Kamijou interrupted her beforehand: "How could there be magic in this world? And magical girls and all that? Those are things that only exist in anime and novels. Although superpowers are everywhere in this city, these superpowers are all based on scientific development. So I still can't believe in magic."

Index puffed out her cheeks: "If you can believe in superpowers, why can't you believe in magic? You're so rigid! People like that would be burned at the stake by the church in the Middle Ages."

Touma Kamijou remained expressionless: "Since you claim to know magic, then show me. Can you unleash fireballs or lightning? Can you move objects with telekinesis? Or release pigeons from under your skirt?"

Index was very unhappy that someone would use such vulgar language on a lady.

“Since you want to prove it, then I’ll show you the greatest masterpiece of this century: defensive magic, the Moving Church.” Index stood up and pointed to her monastic robes: “These monastic robes are called the Moving Church. They are super armor that can perfectly defend against the full-force attack of the St. George’s Dragon. In scientific terms, these robes can withstand a nuclear explosion.”

Kamijou Touma raised his right hand with a disdainful look.

"This hand of mine can erase all abnormal power, even miracles. Do you dare let me touch your clothes with my hand?" Touma Kamijou asked, looking completely unconvinced.

There is no magic in this world.

Just as the two were at an impasse, Yamabuki Hanajin, who had been watching the drama unfold from the sidelines, stood up.

"I have another way. Girl, didn't you say your clothes could withstand a nuclear explosion? What a coincidence, the power of my punch is no less than that of a nuclear explosion. Do you dare let me punch you!" Yamabuki Hanajin grinned maliciously.

Touma Kamijou immediately stood up: "Hey, hey, hey, you old man, are you serious? You're really going to beat up a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl? I'm definitely calling the police."

Index patted her belly smugly: "It's okay, go ahead and beat me up. The Moving Church can defend against any attack. How can a human fist be stronger than a nuclear explosion?"

Yamabuki Hanajin exuded a ghostly fighting aura, and the space around him was slightly distorted by this aura!

As a semi-delinquent, Touma Kamijou's most outstanding ability is his ability to see the difference in strength between himself and others, which is the most important factor for delinquents to survive.

"I'm the man who can stop an earthquake with a single punch! Girl, are you sure you won't cry?" Yamabuki Hanajin's muscles began to swell, and the flesh on his arms twisted like tree roots. His physical strength alone was already astonishing.

This is the strongest creature on Earth, Yujiro Hanma.

Index smiled and nodded: "It's okay! Come and beat me up."

At this moment, Yamabuki Hanajin had transformed into a muscular monster, his small shirt bursting from his muscles (it didn't even fit properly to begin with, he had stolen it from Kamijou Touma), and terrifying muscles twisted into a grotesque face on his back.

"A strike that kills the god!"

The moment the fist was thrown, a strong sense of pressure, like a hurricane hitting the face, came, and the fist slammed into Index's stomach!

"puff!!!"

Index's small body was blasted away by a punch, flying through two walls like a cannonball before finally embedding itself in a third wall.

Touma Kamijou's face turned green.

The student dormitory was breached twice; they'll definitely have to pay for it themselves! My wallet! My poor wallet! There were hardly any bills left in it to begin with, why did it have to suffer such damage?

Aren't you worried at all about Index's safety?

At that moment, Tsuchimikado Maika curiously poked her little head out through the hole in the wall.

"Are you guys having so much fun?" Tsuchimikado Maika seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

"Wait, it's not what you think! By the way, how is Index? She's completely motionless now. Did you kill her with one punch?" Kamijou Touma roared.

"If you die, wouldn't that prove there's no magic left in this world? You should be happy," Yamabuki Hanajin argued with a serious expression.

"Happy my ass! Did you know someone died in the dorm? And it was an underage girl. My life... am I going to spend the rest of my life in prison?" Touma Kamijou suddenly revealed a strange smile: "Fine, I'll accept my fate. I'm not going to struggle anymore. Anyway, I'm just an unlucky person."

Yamabuki Hanajin found Index's side and discovered that Index's eyes had rolled back, and a wisp of pale soul flew out of her mouth and floated around above her head.

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and grabbed the wisp of soul, stuffing it directly into the little nun's body.

Index gasped as if she'd just woken from a nightmare, her face contorted with terror: "I think I just saw the Lord."

"You really almost went to meet God just now! It's so good that you didn't die! This must be the luckiest day of my life!" Kamijou Touma patted his little chest and burst into tears.

Just as Index was about to stand up, the moving church on her body suddenly made a strange sound.

Yamabuki Hanajin raised an eyebrow. It seemed that even the supposedly absolute defense of the Mobile Church had its limits. Just now, his God of Slaughter punch had shattered the Mobile Church's barrier into pieces!

It's none of my business. This nun just kept arguing with me. Jehovah can be my witness.

"Impossible! Someone actually managed to shatter the moving church barrier with their bare hands. Uncle, what exactly are you?" Index looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a horrified expression.

"Just an ordinary fighter. There's nothing surprising about it. I just kept beating the barrier until it broke," Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly.

Suddenly, a scream came from Touma Kamijou next to him.

"Oh no, oh no, oh no! I'm going to be late for tutoring! If I don't pass tutoring, I'll have to repeat a grade next year! Because what just happened was so shocking, I didn't even answer Ms. Komoe's call! You two... it's time to leave my house, isn't it?" Kamijou Touma shouted miserably.

Chapter 28: Teacher Xiaomeng, you're so lewd!

As is widely known, Academy City has seven Level 5 superpowers.

At the same time, Academy City has many strange urban legends, one of the most famous of which is called "The Immortal Loli Girl".

Rumor has it that Academy City has been secretly developing technology for immortality, and has already succeeded.

One of the school's teachers was the test subject; although he still looked like a child, his actual age was probably over thirty.

That's right.

The teacher giving a lecture in front of Yamabuki Hanajin is the living legend, Tsukuyomi Komoe.

Because she is only 1.3 meters tall, she is super cute and loves pink clothes. In class, she can't reach the blackboard unless she stands on a stool.

At the same time, Tsukuyomi Komoe is also Touma Kamijou's homeroom teacher.

Touma Kamijou was forced to attend extra classes by his homeroom teacher because he skipped four months of classes in one semester.

It must be said that Tsukuyomi Komoe is an excellent teacher. Even when faced with a problem student like this, she provides very careful guidance. Unfortunately, the ultimate goal of any school in Academy City is to cultivate high-level espers. Because of Imagine Breaker, Touma Kamijou will never become a high-level esper in his lifetime.

"Touma! Did you bring a bodyguard to class?" Tsukuyomi Komoe looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with curiosity.

Kamijou Touma turned around stiffly and saw Yamabuki Hanajin following behind him, sitting there with a serious expression, listening attentively.

"Why are you here?" Touma Kamijou asked in alarm.

"Of course I'm here to study. I'm a very studious person, especially interested in the courses at Academy City. Also, I should add that I'm not here to see the loli teacher. But... Little Moe teacher's white socks are so lewd." Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

Tsukuyomi Komoe covered her face with her hands. This burly man, who was over 1.9 meters tall, didn't look like a student at all. Should she call security?

And they even admitted to being lewd...

These are just ordinary socks I bought at the supermarket.

The teacher isn't such an indecent child.

Kamijou Touma raised his fist and glared fiercely at Yamabuki Hanajin: "If you dare to make our teacher cry, the whole class will beat you up."

"The whole class? Aren't you the only one who came for tutoring? That means you're the only one in the whole class who failed?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kamijou Touma with a mocking expression: "If you dare threaten me again, I'll rip your ass open in front of your teacher!"

Kamijou Touma felt a chill in his lower body and shivered all over.

Teacher Xiaomeng looked at the two of them with a curious expression.

"Although I don't understand what you're saying, you can't fight at school, okay? The teacher will be angry," Tsukuyomi Komoe warned in a very cute way.

"Okay! After all, I'm not some kind of demon who just blows people's anuses all the time. Teacher, please continue the lesson." Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

Teacher Xiaomeng coughed lightly and began to explain the reasons for the generation of superpowers.

The general idea is that the probability of a person being able to conjure a fireball with their bare hands is extremely low, perhaps only one in a million.

However, according to quantum mechanics, no matter how small the probability, as long as it is possible, a parallel world will be created.

The so-called superpower is to negate all other worlds where fireballs cannot be created, leaving behind a future where one can create fireballs with bare hands.

It sounds like something out of a fantasy.

Teacher, are you sure you're talking about science?

After a brief remedial session, Touma Kamijou will have to take a test. If he fails the test, he's really doomed.

But in the end, Lady Luck smiled upon Touma Kamijou. He completed his test without incident today, and not only that, he even passed. Touma Kamijou was so excited that he knelt on the ground and cried.

Perhaps because so many unlucky things happened today, luck finally came my way.

Seeing Touma Kamijou crying his eyes out, Ms. Komoe was overcome with maternal love and gently stroked Touma Kamijou's head.

"Touma, I don't want to discourage you, but you only passed one test today. There are still six left. You need to pass them all to avoid being demoted," Ms. Komoe said gently.

Kamijou Touma felt as if six swords had pierced his heart.

Oh, world!

Why are you being so unfair to me!

Teacher Xiaomeng said angrily, "Don't you know why you failed the course? You skipped four months of classes in one semester. How did you manage to do that?"

Kamijou Touma scratched his head awkwardly, knowing there were many things he couldn't tell Komoe-sensei.

It's all because of this right hand that's causing the trouble.

Yamabuki Hanajin listened from the side. Kamijou Touma's past has always been a mystery. Many people speculate that his past is not simple, but with amnesia, all of that has been erased.

"School's out, I'm hungry, shouldn't we go home for dinner?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

Kamijou Touma stared at the muscular man in front of him with a look of disgust.

"How long are you going to follow me? We don't even know each other. It's already ridiculous enough that you crawled out of my bed, I don't want to get involved in any weird stuff," Kamijou Touma asked.

"Don't worry, I'll leave right after midnight tonight. As for where I'll go, I don't know. My superpower is to randomly teleport to a different place every day," Yamabuki Hanajin said truthfully.

"Are you kidding me? How could there be such an outrageous superpower in the world? You're definitely kidding me!" Touma Kamijou shouted.

However, since Yamabuki Hanajin wanted to follow him, Kamijou Touma had no choice but to go to the market and buy some groceries for cooking.

"Boss, give me fifty catties of beef," Yamabuki Hanajin said to the butcher.

"Fifty pounds of beef? How could two people possibly eat that much?" Kamijou Touma roared.

Even if the two of them could really eat that much beef, their wallets wouldn't allow it.

"Hmph, kid, you're so poor, how are you going to date in the future? I'll introduce you to a good place. There are many research labs in Academy City that study all sorts of strange superpowered individuals. Your superpower is so interesting, why don't you volunteer to be a test subject? That way you can earn a lot of money every day to feed me."

Kamijou Touma looked miserable.

"Please, have some decency!" Kamijou Touma couldn't help but complain, but in the end he still bought the relatively cheaper pork.

If I can just get through today, I'll be able to get rid of this muscular man. That's great.

Kamijou Touma staggered into the corridor. It was dusk, and the setting sun was like blood.

Suddenly, Touma Kamijou froze, because he saw a girl lying on the ground in front of his door, none other than Index.

At this moment, the glow of the setting sun and the blood flowing from Index's body overlapped, creating a dazzling spectacle.

Chapter 29: Kid, do you want to get beaten up too?

Upon seeing the severely injured girl lying on the ground, Touma Kamijou's mind went blank.

How did Index get injured like this? She was still alive and kicking after being punched by that super fierce tree.

Despite his physical discomfort, Touma Kamijou bent down to examine Index's wound and saw that there was a knife wound on Index's back that almost ran across her entire back.

"Touma... and... the vicious old man who would beat up even beautiful girls without mercy... you're back too..."

Yamabuki Hanajin smiled healthily. "Girl, what's with that string of names you used?"