People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

The police officer looked at Shirou Emiya with the eyes of someone looking at scum: "We received a report that you will peep on your underage sister while she is taking a bath, so we are arresting you in advance."

"Why would I be accused of such an outrageous crime? Peeping at Illya taking a bath in the future? How could I possibly do something like that! Sera! Help me!" Shirou Emiya could only turn to the maid beside him for help.

Sera rested her chin on her hand, thinking seriously, "Although nothing has happened yet, to be on the safe side, officer, please arrest him. Thank you! After all, this is for the young lady's physical and mental safety."

Have they given up on treatment so quickly? I feel like I can still be saved!

Emiya Shirou cried out that he was innocent: "Wait, I have something to say! You said that my crime is something that will happen in the future, which means it hasn't happened yet. According to that logic, I am still innocent and the police can't arrest me! And how did you get this information?"

The policeman looked at Shirou Emiya with a serious expression, but suddenly his expression became very devout: "I know all these principles, but the person who came to report this is an angel! An angel! From now on, I am a devout follower of the angel."

Emiya Shirou was even more confused. An angel?

Sera nodded seriously; that unreliable angel had finally done something relatively reliable.

"I'm innocent! I'm innocent! I've shed blood for Fuyuki City! I've rendered service to Fuyuki City! You can't just arrest me like this!"

And so, Shirou Emiya was taken to the police station for questioning.

Ilya looked adorable in the bathroom. What happened? Why was her brother suddenly kidnapped?

At that moment, Yamabuki Hanajin glanced at the children's watch on her wrist and touched the countdown timer.

"Excuse me, Miss Angel, what are you doing?" Ilya was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.

Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly, "Time's up. Do you want to become a magical girl? If you have magic, not only can magic do your homework for you, but you can also do housework, fly in the sky, wear a light and airy dress? Or have a passionate romance! How about it? Are you tempted?"

Ilya was moved. Almost simultaneously, the ruby ​​in the sky sensed Ilya's conviction and flew down directly from the sky.

"Huh? There are two girls? And one of them is an angel! Which one should I choose? The girl in the bathtub looks cuter, but she's an angel! If I trick an angel into becoming a magical girl..." Ruby's morals had long been abandoned, and she charged straight at Yamabuki Hanajin's waist.

Yamabuki Hanajin felt a gust of wind behind her and immediately dodged. Instantly, the ruby ​​smashed directly into Ilya's face.

"thump!"

Ilya tumbled out of the bathtub, her cute little body exposed to Yamabuki Hanajin, but...

The soft white holy light once again obscured Ilya's vital parts. Yamabuki Hanajin said with a gloomy face, "Jehovah, one of us must die today."

When I become a character capable of destroying the world next time, I'll just blow your ass out!

Can holy light be placed anywhere?

"Hooray! It actually dodged it." Ruby flew up to Yamabuki Hanajin with a fawning expression: "My lovely angel! Would you like to become a magical girl? Once you become a magical girl, not only can magic do your homework for you, but you can also do housework, fly in the sky, wear a light and airy dress? Or have a passionate romance! How about it? Are you tempted?"

Why does this rhetoric sound so familiar? Yamabuki Hanakami tilted her head slightly.

"These words sound tempting, but I refuse," said Yamabuki Hanajin with an invincible expression.

"Don't you want to reconsider?" Ruby asked anxiously.

If I could see the adorable angel transform into a magical girl, my life would be complete.

"I don't have to do homework! I don't have to do housework! I can fly in the sky without magic, and I can wear cute little dresses anytime, anywhere. Also, about love..." Yamabuki Hanajin paused slightly.

"Hmph! No girl can escape the clutches of love! Even if you're an angel." Ruby looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a confident expression.

"Sorry! If I take it out tomorrow, it might be bigger than yours," Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

Ilya, whose nose was bleeding from being hit, couldn't understand what this meant at all.

Ruby was shocked: "Could it be...could it be that you're not a girl? You're a cute boy! I can't take it anymore! I'm even more excited! Please sign a contract with me to become a magical girl."

Ruby looked like a lovesick woman seeing a cute little boy.

"The magic wands in this world are so outrageous! Forget it, let's just have the end of the world! Doomsday Horn!" Yamabuki Hanajin casually summoned the Doomsday Horn.

"This thing, if it's blown, will trigger the horn of the end of the world. Goodbye, doomsday!" Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to blow the doomsday horn, Ilya rushed over and pushed Yamabuki Hanajin into the bathtub.

"Don't get so worked up! Shouldn't we reconsider the apocalypse?" Ilya shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin watched helplessly as she became a drowned rat, looking utterly resigned. Then she flicked her wings, sending water droplets flying all over the bathroom.

Ilya muttered to herself, "Why does this feel like a puppy falling into the water?"

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and pinched Ilya's cheek: "Isn't this all your fault? Hurry up and find me some clothes."

Ruby pulled out a camera from somewhere: "Even though Miss Angel refuses to become a magical girl, it's still a wonderful thing to witness her changing clothes!"

Yamabuki Hanajin cast a gloomy glance at him: "If you dare to spy, I'll kill you."

"I'm sorry, I know I was wrong." Ruby immediately admitted defeat.

Finally, Yamabuki Hanajin was still worried, so she taped the ruby ​​to the door before she felt at ease.

Chapter 24: Legs for a lifetime? I don't believe it, I'll prove it with my own hands.

After Yamabuki Hanajin changed her clothes, Ruby was removed from the door.

Ruby cried out in despair, “This was the perfect moment when the angel was changing clothes, and I didn’t even see it! This is worse than being killed! Why did this happen? Why! God! Why did you abandon me!”

Ruby looked up to the sky and let out a long, tragic cry.

"Because God is dead." Yamabuki Hanajin stared coldly at the monstrous wand in front of her. I thought I was monstrous enough, but I never expected a wand to be even more monstrous than me.

"How could an angel say such a thing!" Ruby sighed.

"There's no other way. Since Miss Angel refuses to become a magical girl, then Ilya over there, you become a magical girl!" Ruby shouted. "How can a girl not have dreams? What's the difference between a girl without dreams and a salted fish? Girl, become a magical girl and fulfill your dreams!"

Ilya looked at the ruby ​​with a panicked expression, suddenly realizing she was about to become a magical girl.

Under Ruby's persuasion (and seduction), Ilya finally became a magical girl and put on an adorable pink dress.

Yamabuki Hanajin captured this historic moment with her camera.

Ilya blushed, gripping her wand tightly, unsure of what to do next.

"Now that I'm a magical girl, I should be able to use magic, right? What kind of magic can I use now?" Ilya asked curiously, since magical girls in anime can release light waves, which looks very dazzling.

Ruby said in a very proud voice, "Now I will teach you the most powerful attack of a magical girl."

Ilya listened obediently from the side, while Ruby said very seriously, "Make a peace sign with your left hand, then show your cutest smile and spin around in place."

Ilya asked with a curious look, "What kind of magic is this?"

Ruby urged, "Don't ask questions, just do as I say right now."

Meanwhile, Ruby had already prepared her camera, and so had Yamabuki Hanajin. The two looked at each other and suddenly high-fived, showing they were kindred spirits!

Following Ruby's instructions, Ilya went around in a circle.

His face still held a stiff smile: "Excuse me... what kind of magic is this? There's absolutely no change!"

Ruby said, "You have just unleashed the most terrifying attack a magical girl can use."

"Mmm-hmm!" Yamabuki Hanajin nodded with a serious expression.

“Please do it again!” Ruby said.

Ilya could only spin around again, feeling incredibly embarrassed, and laugh even harder.

"As expected! It's incredibly powerful!" Ruby exclaimed.

Yamabuki Hanajin kept pressing the shutter button, almost making the camera spark.

"So... what kind of magic is this? Can you tell me?!" Ilya stared blankly at Yamabuki Hanajin and Ruby.

“Go around one more time. Then I’ll tell you!” Ruby said in a tone that could deceive a child.

Ilya had no choice but to turn around one more time as Ruby requested, and this time she showed her brightest, most radiant smile.

"A decisive blow! Sister Wu! Ilya, you have just unleashed the most powerful attack of a magical girl! That is... cuteness!" Ruby exclaimed passionately.

"You were really playing me, weren't you?!" Ilya threw the ruby ​​in her hand to the ground.

She actually deceived herself into doing such a shameful thing; no wonder the halo above the angel's head has turned black.

You two are both bad people.

“Actually, I also know some basic magic. Would you like to learn it?” Ruby asked.

Little Ilya immediately became interested again.

“Grab me! Then give me a gentle swipe, imagine a light cannon firing!” Ruby said.

Yamabuki Hanajin noticed...

This is the bedroom!

Is it alright to fire a light cannon here? Yamabuki Hanajin immediately spread her wings to prepare for refuge, while at the same time, Ilya also waved her demonic hand.

"boom!!!!"

The pink light beam blasted a huge hole in the bedroom wall.

Ilya was completely stunned. What should she do?! Is there any magic to repair the walls?!

Ruby stated very responsibly, "This wand doesn't possess such useless magic; I only know how to attack! This wand will bravely advance on the path of attack and never retreat."

It was because of this explosion that Rin Tohsaka, who was not far away, sensed the magic of the ruby ​​and immediately went to investigate.

"Thank goodness I ran fast!" Yamabuki Hanajin flew down from the sky.

Suddenly, Ruby seemed to sense something and immediately said to Ilya, "Ilya, run! An evil force is coming to push the tower! You absolutely cannot stop the evil force in your current state."

Ilya was completely bewildered. Why did evil forces appear so soon after I became a magical girl? What on earth was going on?

Suddenly, a girl soaking wet appeared in front of Ruby and grabbed her with a ferocious expression.

"Let me see who this is? Isn't this the highest-ranking Mystic Code Ruby, the one who is loyal to the Lord?" Rin Tohsaka, like a demon god who had emerged from hell, grabbed Ruby and slammed her against the wall.

A large section of the wall collapsed instantly!

Ilya, standing nearby, trembled with fear; it truly was a terrifying and evil force.

"You're the one who threw me off from hundreds of meters in the air, aren't you? Now come with me to collect cards! Otherwise, I'll tear you apart right now!" Rin Tohsaka roared.

"Absolutely not!" Ruby stood up abruptly. "I absolutely refuse to be the wand of an eighteen-year-old woman. I am already Ilya's wand. This kind of young girl is exactly the kind of person I should serve!"

Rin Tohsaka tightened her grip, even though she knew she couldn't destroy the ruby ​​with her own strength, she was still furious!

But now that the die is cast, there's no use getting angry.

We have no choice but to negotiate with Ilya.

"Ilya, right! Become a magical girl! Starting tomorrow, let's collect cards together and save the world." Rin Tohsaka said in this very chuunibyou (delusional) tone.

Ilya wore a desperate, helpless, and pitiful smile: "Can I refuse now?"

"The highest-level Mystic Code has already signed a contract with you. If you go back on your word, I will have no choice but to kill you," Rin Tohsaka said coldly.

Ilya was on the verge of tears; what had happened today was truly bizarre.

I woke up to find an angel in my bed one morning, and while taking a shower at night, a talking magic wand told me I could become a magical girl.

"Alright, you get some rest today. I'll come see you tomorrow night," Rin Tohsaka said.

At that moment, Yamabuki Hanajin flew to Rin Tohsaka's side: "Isn't it time to sleep? Let's go together. My feathers feel really nice to the touch."

Rin Tohsaka hugged Hanajin Yamabuki tightly.

Although you lose a magic wand, you gain an angel; it's a win no matter how you look at it.

Yamabuki Hanakami just wanted to test whether those legs could really last a year.

Chapter 25: Young man, do you know the adventurer William?

Academy City.

A single room in a student dormitory.

Unfortunately, Mr. Kamijou Touma felt that his bed was too crowded. Yesterday, in order to stop a middle school girl who could generate electricity from bullying delinquents, he hesitated for a long time but still lent a helping hand and successfully saved the delinquents.

But to everyone's surprise, the Bilibili girl who was using electric shocks got angry and attracted a real lightning strike, causing a power outage in the entire school district.

It's July now, and even in the early morning it's unbearably hot. Because of the power outage, the air conditioning isn't working, and I'm still sweating profusely even with just a thin blanket. Not only that, all the food in the refrigerator has gone bad, so I have to buy new food.

What a misfortune!