"Because all the film in the camera was used to take pictures of your stupid face! Hmph, using magic on ordinary people, if the old relic in the clock tower finds out, they might revoke your student status." Luvia shook the camera in her hand with a smug look.
"You actually let go of a great opportunity to photograph an angel because of something like this? Seriously, how could you do something so outrageous! Give me back the film right now, or I'll make you regret it!" Rin Tohsaka shouted sternly.
"You'll teach me a lesson! Rin Tohsaka, how dare you say such a thing? Don't you even consider the vast difference in our strength?" Ruviel said with a smug expression, "I heard that a certain female mage works every day to raise money to buy gems? How pitiful! How about becoming my maid? Maybe I'll be in a good mood and give her a little charity!"
"Even if I die! I'd rather jump off Tokyo Bay than be your maid!" Rin Tohsaka shouted resolutely, "Give me the film right now, or else..."
"What else can you do? Bite me?" Luvelle sneered. The two were roughly equal in magical skill, but their wealth was far too vast, like the difference between a beggar on the street and the world's richest man.
Rin Tohsaka reached out and picked up the ruby, while Ruviel picked up the sapphire.
"Wait, wait, wait! Your teacher already said this when we came here! We must work together and absolutely not argue!" Ruby exclaimed.
Sapphire's voice was very calm: "That's right, please calm down, you two still have a mission."
Rin Tohsaka grabbed Ruby tightly: "Enough talk! Transform!"
An 18-year-old magical girl makes her official debut.
Luvelle sneered: "Don't think you're the only one who can transform, Sapphire."
And so, the two eighteen-year-old magical women used flying knives to spread their magic across the skies above Fuyuki City, making them invisible to ordinary passersby.
The next second, all kinds of light cannons fired simultaneously, and the originally dark night sky suddenly became very dazzling.
The dazzling magic circle, the colorful magic cannons, and the magic beams flying everywhere—it all looked incredibly high-end.
Of course, their strengths are about the same, and even if they fought for a whole day and night, they would not be able to determine a winner.
"There's no other way! Limited deployment!" Rin Tohsaka realized she couldn't defeat her opponent in a short time, so she immediately took out an archer card.
"Don't think you're the only one who can do this. Limited Deployment!" Luvil pulled out a Lancer card.
Just as a major battle was about to break out, Ruby, who had been silently enduring it all, finally couldn't take it anymore.
"You two are really going too far! What kind of magical girl is eighteen? Eighteen is practically too old for a magical girl! Only cute and young girls can become magical girls. I won't do it!" Ruby shouted.
Sapphire calmly added, "I think my sister is right. The two of you have gone too far, so we are resigning."
“We’ve gone looking for cute girls! Who wants to serve two middle-aged women?” Ruby called out.
"My lords, please take care," Sapphire said.
Goodbye, X2!
The ruby and sapphire wands, possessing their own consciousness, directly canceled Rin Tohsaka and Ruvi's transformations and happily flew away.
Suddenly, Ruviel whispered, "Rin Tohsaka, don't you have a feeling?"
Feeling troubled, Rin Tohsaka casually asked, "How do you feel?"
"The feeling of freefall! We can't fly without a wand! Aaaaaaah!" Luvia screamed as she fell.
At the same time, Rin Tohsaka also realized the problem and screamed as she fell down.
Even so, these two sisters, who love and hate each other, did not let each other off the hook!
"Ruville, you're so fleshy, hurry up and lie down and be my cushion!" Rin Tohsaka shouted.
"Rin Tohsaka, you bastard! You're trying to hurt me at a time like this! Ah! Don't pull my hair!" Ruviel yelled.
Although there is a lake below, falling from this height is basically no different from hitting concrete.
Just as the two sisters were about to use magic to create a buffer, they both felt their hands being grabbed and their bodies suspended in mid-air. The sisters looked up in shock and, in the soft moonlight, saw an angel reaching out and grabbing their arms, flying through the sky.
"An angel...it really is an angel." Rin Tohsaka murmured to herself.
The one holding the two of them was Yamabuki Hanajin.
"Hello, magical grandmas." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the two girls calmly.
"Who said that!" Rin Tohsaka shouted.
Yamabuki Hanajin pointed into the distance: "That's what those two wands that just flew by said... Ah! I accidentally let go!"
From below came Rin Tohsaka's scream: "What kind of idiot angel is that?!"
Luvia laughed loudly, "Serves you right! Miss Angel, can you put me in a safe place?"
Yamabuki Hanajin's face showed a strained expression: "No."
"Why?" Luvia asked in astonishment.
"Because my stamina has reached its limit," Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously, then let go, and Ruviel screamed as she fell down.
Yamabuki Hanajin discovered that the strength of the "useless and cute angel" she had transformed into was about the same as that of an ordinary girl, and it was quite difficult for her to drag two people while flying.
"These two shouldn't have died from the fall, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin remarked expressionlessly.
When she flew down, she found Rin Tohsaka and Ruviel soaking in the lake.
"Looks like there's no hope. May Buddha have mercy and find a propitious place to bury you two!" Yamabuki Hanajin said with a serious expression.
"Don't bury us! We're not dead yet! Why are there such unreliable angels in the world?!" Rin Tohsaka shouted.
Yamabuki Hanajin said confidently, "Have you ever seen another angel besides me? Let me tell you a secret, none of the angels are reliable!"
Chapter 22: Open the door, check the water meter
The "shi" (使) winds are turning bad, while the "ming" (冥) winds are simple and honest.
You think these two sentences are a joke?
Fortunately, Rin Tohsaka and Ruviel used magic to cushion their fall, otherwise they would have had to treat the villagers to a feast. The two emerged from the lake in a disheveled state. Although it was a summer night, they were still very uncomfortable being soaked to the bone. Rin Tohsaka was wringing out her skirt to dry the lake water.
Yamabuki Hanajin carefully examined Tohsaka Rin's legs, which were particularly alluring because they were wearing black stockings.
But you're saying your legs can last a year? I don't believe it unless I try it myself.
Luvia focused all her attention on Yamabuki Hanajin's wings: "Are your wings real? You really are an angel? Does that mean heaven really exists?"
Yamabuki Hanajin nodded earnestly: "Of course, Heaven truly exists."
As the two girls walked ashore, they asked curiously, "What was it like that day? Were there many angels like you?"
"No, Heaven is incredibly boring," Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't help but complain.
The so-called heaven, although free from worries and troubles, is also devoid of fun. The angels' entertainment is still stuck in the Middle Ages. Can you imagine a world without even online games?
"Then why are you here?" Luvia asked calmly. They came to Fuyuki City because the Clock Tower detected changes in the city's ley lines, so they sent the two of them to investigate. Could it be that the angels also came because of this?
"No, I just wanted to have some fun," Yamabuki Hanajin said honestly.
That's right, it's that simple, that straightforward. How could I, an innocent and kind angel, lie?
There are so many funny things happening in the world of Prisma Illya, most of which revolve around Illya and Rin Tohsaka.
One is a walking meme, and the other is a poor rich girl. Guess how hilarious it would be if these two got together?
"Anyway, the most important thing now is to find the lost wand as soon as possible, otherwise we won't be able to complete the mission at all." Luvia muttered, "How dare Sapphire abandon me? I'll deal with her when I find her!"
"And a ruby. They actually threw me from such a height! That could kill someone, and I wasted a gem for nothing." Rin Tohsaka exuded a fierce killing intent.
"So... Miss Angel, what are your plans?" Rin Tohsaka and Ruviel both looked at Hanajin Yamabuki.
If we could bring Yamabuki Hanajin back to the Clock Tower, it would surely leave a significant mark on the brilliant history of magic.
After a moment's thought, Yamabuki Kerria realized that if she followed Ruviel, she would meet Miyu, a cute but stiff girl.
Following Rin Tohsaka, she will return to Illya's side. Yamabuki Hanajin feels as if she has returned to the time when she was playing games and faced choices in different side stories.
“I’ll go with you!” Yamabuki Hanajin pointed at Tohsaka Rin.
Rin Tohsaka's face lit up with surprise, while Ruviel's eyes twitched: "Can you tell me why?"
With a serious expression, Yamabuki Hanajin said, "Angels are all kind and gentle. Rin Tohsaka is poor and has no breasts. She's so pitiful. How can I, as the Lord's messenger, abandon this child?"
Rin Tohsaka coughed up blood, while Ruviel burst into laughter, finally managing to outdo her. Even an angel said so, how wonderful!
“Who said I don’t have breasts? I’m just… just of average build? Most Japanese women are like that, and it’s quite noticeable when I puff out my chest even slightly!” Rin Tohsaka immediately retorted.
For the first time, Luvelle felt a strange sense of satisfaction in losing.
"Then we'll see you later, you flat-chested and penniless young lady!" Luvia twisted her skirt and then chased after the sapphire's magic.
Rin Tohsaka seemed to have suffered a serious injury, kneeling blankly on the ground. Could it be that even angels like dairy cows?
Yamabuki Hanajin extended a helping hand to Tohsaka Rin, revealing a radiant golden smile: "Rin, life has many disappointments, but you must never belittle yourself. Life will definitely get better!"
Rin Tohsaka looked up at Hanako Yamabuki and was completely captivated by her gentleness.
Was this angel comforting me? Sure enough, she's an angel after all; she can't be too wicked.
Yamabuki Hanajin continued, "Although you have no money and no breasts, you still have a pair of beautiful legs. Indeed, this kind of rich girl looks perfect in black stockings, especially wet ones. You can try showing more of your legs; that can make up for your small breasts."
Rin Tohsaka silently took out a gem from her pocket: "Miss Angel, please allow me to perish together with you."
"Huh??? I was just telling the truth, why are you angry?"
“Miss Angel, the human world is a very dangerous place. Lies often don’t hurt people, but the truth is the sharpest knife.” Rin Tohsaka looked completely devastated.
"Wait a minute, I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush. Actually, you can make a wish to me, and I will grant it," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.
"Can I wish for the world to explode?" Rin Tohsaka said with a look of despair. Anyway, she has no money and no breasts, so let's all die together!
Yamabuki Hanajin smiled happily, feeling that her major was a perfect match.
"This is called the Doomsday Horn. As long as I blow it, the whole world will be plunged into doomsday." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Tohsaka Rin with a serious expression: "Since you have made a wish for the end of the world, then let the doomsday come even more fiercely!"
Yamabuki Hanajin raised the Doomsday Horn in her hand, but Rin Tohsaka rushed over and snatched it away.
"Don't say it's the end of the world! I was just saying!" Rin Tohsaka shouted.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Tohsaka Rin with a wronged expression: "But I took it seriously!"
Rin Tohsaka covered her forehead. Why did she only encounter freaks? Even this angel was very strange.
"I'll change my wish! Can you help me find the ruby?" Rin Tohsaka asked.
I can only change to a simpler wish.
"Come with me!" Yamabuki Hanajin flapped her wings and vanished into the night sky in an instant.
"Hey! Wait for me! I can't fly! You...you stupid angel!" Rin Tohsaka was on the verge of tears.
......
Ilya is taking a shower in the bathroom.
Suddenly noticing something sparkling in the sky, Ilya strained her eyes to look into the distance: "Is it a shooting star? Or something else?"
To get a better view, Ilya turned off the bathroom light.
Just as Ilya was wondering, a pure white wing descended from the sky.
"Ilya! Want to take a bath together?" Yamabuki Hanajin flew down from the sky with a calm expression.
"Ah! That super unreliable and seemingly stupid angel!" Ilya exclaimed.
Why does it have such an outrageous list of titles?
Forget it.
“Ilya, I’ve calculated that your brother will be coming to the bathroom soon,” Yamabuki Hanajin said with a serious expression. “That’s why I called the police in advance.”
Just then, Shirou Emiya was turning the doorknob from the outside when, at the same time, the police knocked on the door.
"Open the door and check the water meter."
Chapter 23: Aren't cute boys even more excited!
From the outside, Shirou Emiya saw that the bathroom lights were off, so he naturally assumed that no one was in the bathroom. Just as he was about to push the door open, he suddenly heard a police siren at the door.
"Open the door, it's to check the water meter." A policeman's voice came from outside the door. Shirou Emiya looked on with curiosity. Did the police really have to do the water meter check themselves? The service these days is really thorough.
"boom!!"
The next second, the door was kicked open by the police, and a team of fully armed police rushed in, immediately pinning down Shirou Emiya. Sera was also completely bewildered, not knowing what had happened.
"Wait, why are you arresting me?" Shirou Emiya shouted. He was just an ordinary student, why were they arresting him? He was innocent.
A fully armed policeman walked up to Shirou Emiya, picked up a photo, and said: "It's you. Take him away!"
Emiya Shirou cried out, "Innocent! Innocent! I haven't committed any crime!"
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