Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

Jiang Li answered calmly, his words full of stereotypes.

"I, I'm not a pervert!"

Darkness didn’t want to be told that by someone she had only met a few times, so she objected forcefully.

"If you don't refute it, is that a masochist?"

"..."

Darkness fell silent, her face slightly flushed, looking a little embarrassed.

You blush like a bubble teapot!

Kazuma stopped chewing the smoked lizard burger, and his strange eyes first looked at Jiang Li, and then fell on Darkness.

He remembered that Darkness seemed to have slept with the boss?

Boss, do you mean to start the Darkness line?

Get on the bus first and buy the ticket later?

You know how to play, boss!

"What kind of look is that, Kazuma!"

"It's nothing, you don't have to care about me, sister-in-law!"

"I've told you so many times, I've never been slept with by the Demon King!"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Seeing Kazuma’s face full of disbelief, Darkness felt exhausted.

A month ago, she was trapped in the Demon King's Castle, and it was her father who brought her out personally. The Demon King actually slept with her in front of her father as punishment for killing a cadre!

As a result, by now, everyone in Axel knows that she has slept with the Demon King!

Although thanks to this, her father finally stopped arranging blind dates for her, which made her feel a little better, she still felt very uncomfortable being misunderstood by the people in the town and being labeled as "the woman who was slept with by the devil"!

But being looked at with contempt also made her feel very excited in another sense!

"Wait!"

Huihui was eating hard, but suddenly felt uneasy when she heard this.

"Kazuma, didn't you always want to worship the Demon King as your boss? Why are you calling this person your boss now?"

Huihui finally discovered the blind spot!

Darkness suddenly woke up from her dream!

That bastard Kazuma actually called this young man named Nan Xiangli his boss before!

The two of them glanced at Jiang Li with subtle eyes, and always felt that the stool under their butts was a little hot!

"Ah this...this..."

Kazuma was stunned for a moment.

He had never thought about this problem before!

"You know, Kazuma is a fence-sitter!"

At this moment, Jiang Li suddenly spoke. He was cutting the hamburger patties slowly and methodically, his movements neither hurried nor slow, as if he was not panicked at all.

What he said was unanimously agreed by Megumin and Darkness. They nodded at the same time, and Kazuma's face suddenly darkened.

"I saved his life at the trial earlier, and he started calling me Boss!"

“I see! I see. Kazuma must have had his eye on Nango-san’s royal emblem!”

Darkness suddenly realized what was happening and glared at Kazuma angrily. “Kazuma, you are absolutely not allowed to use the royal emblem, or I will never forgive you. Do you understand me?”

"No, Kazuma must be after this guy's money! I clearly remember that this guy received a bounty of 835 million just for killing various monsters!"

Megumin spoke with a confident look, refuting Darkness’s argument.

Jiang Li glanced at Huihui with a subtle expression.

I don’t even remember how many there are myself, how come you remember them so clearly?

Who is the person who is eyeing my money?

"Hey! In your eyes, am I such a person who won't do anything unless it's beneficial?"

Kazuma shouted angrily.

"Is not it?"

"What rebuttal do you have?"

Under the oppressive gazes of Megumin and Darkness, Kazuma reflected on himself.

Maybe, probably, possibly, perhaps... He really had no room for rebuttal.

“I’m confident that I’m not that kind of person!”

But he still had to say some polite words, and Kazuma denied it seriously, so as not to let the boss misunderstand!

"Alas!"

“You’re getting thicker-skinned, Kazuma!”

The dining table was suddenly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Half an hour passed and dinner was almost over, but Aqua still hadn't returned.

"I'm stuffed!"

Huihui covered her round belly and lay back on the chair with a satisfied look on her face.

If you don’t know, you might think it’s some new prison wind.

"No one's competing with you for it, why are you eating so fast? And you're eating so much so late at night, you need to digest it properly later!"

"Eat your fill without even thinking about the next meal! I'll go exercise soon!"

"By the way, who made dinner tonight?"

"I bought it at the bar. After all, there are customers here."

After giving Huihui her instructions, Darkness turned around and answered Jiang Li’s question.

Among them, only Huihui and she can cook, but the food they make is not very good.

“Speaking of which, Darkness, there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you since this morning.”

Huihui moved to the sofa and lay there like mud, only turning her head to look at Darkness who was cleaning the dishes.

"During the daytime trial, why did that fat pig lord seem to be staring at you the whole time? And his eyes were so disgusting!"

"Is there such a thing?"

Kazuma jumped up in surprise.

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He smiled maliciously, and could already imagine how miserable the end of that fat pig lord would be. He actually dared to covet the woman the boss had slept with!

He got his comeuppance for making things difficult for me!

Jiang Li pricked up his ears.

"Well, we've met once before..."

Darkness hesitated, clearly trying to hide something.

“You’ve only met once, and you’re already targeting Darkness?”

Huihui pondered for a moment, her expression gradually becoming unhappy.

"That fat pig looks like a sinister and cunning villain, and he's also a lord. He might use his power to embarrass us later. We need to be prepared!"

Kazuma had offended him, and Darkness was also targeted by him.

No matter how you look at it, there's a complete grudge between them!

"That's fine. When the time comes, we'll let the boss take action. With the royal emblem, even that fat pig lord wouldn't dare to mess around!"

Kazuma was quite at ease.

He is always prepared to take advantage of the power of others to bully others!

Chapter 870: Ten or Eight Divine Artifacts

2023-06-01

“I told you not to misuse the royal emblem, Kazuma, but you don’t take my words seriously at all! Ah, of course, Mr. Nango, please do as you please, but please don’t use the emblem to do anything that would damage the royal family’s reputation…”

Darkness roared at Kazuma like a lion, but became respectful when speaking to Jiang Li.

“The discriminatory treatment is too obvious!”

Not to mention Kazuma, even Huihui felt something was wrong.

The two of them looked at Darkness with suspicion.

"Ahahaha, why hasn't Aqua come back yet? The food is cold..."

Darkness’s face froze upon hearing this, and she quickly changed the subject.

Seeing that she didn’t want to talk, Kazuma and Megumin looked at each other and could only sigh helplessly.

As night fell, the temperature gradually dropped, and the coolness in the air penetrated the skin, making people unable to help but get goose bumps.

Megumin and Darkness went to the bathroom first.

"I am back!"

When Jiang Li and He Zhen were the only ones left in the living room, a dusty figure excitedly rushed into the living room.

"Aqua?"

Kazuma tentatively asked, somewhat unsurely.

"it's me!"

The dusty girl nodded excitedly.

Her body was covered in mud, and her blue hair was also stained with mud. She looked like she had crawled out of a quagmire. I had no idea what she was doing!

"You're back just in time."

Seeing this, Jiang Li seemed to remember something. He put his hands behind his back and took out something.

It was a light purple feather coat, obviously a women's style, and the material looked very comfortable.

"My hagoromo!"

Aqua was stunned for a moment, then suddenly screamed.

She suddenly rushed over, hugged Yuyi in her arms with tears and snot, saying something meaningless like "You have suffered".

"Why is my feather robe with you?"

"I found it in the garbage dump while I was lurking in the Demon King's Castle."

Jiang Li said seriously.

"A garbage dump?! Unforgivable, Demon King!"

Aqua immediately became furious and shouted that she would teach the Demon King a lesson, and ran towards the gate. Fortunately, she was stopped by Kazuma and did not die in vain.

"Strange, why are there so many footprints on my feather coat?"

"...It must have been because someone tripped it, and that person got angry and stomped on it a few times, then threw it in the trash!"

Jiang Li couldn't help but admire his own quick wit!

"That's right! Let me know who stepped on my precious feather robe, and I will never let him go!"

Aqua ground her teeth together, her facial features twisted like a villain.

"Aqua, what are you wrapping in the cloth?"