Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

Kazuma didn't care about the hagoromo at all, even though he was the one who gave it away indirectly. He just looked at the package in Aqua's arms with curiosity.

The boss said before that he would only join Aqua’s sect if you bring over ten or eight divine artifacts. Could it be that all those artifacts are divine artifacts?

Kazuma suddenly became excited, his eyes glowing green!

"It's an artifact!"

Aqua said proudly.

"You're such a good fellow, Aqua! You're hiding something from me! I'm so angry! Hurry up and give me five or three pieces of the Sacred Gear to make it up to me!"

Kazuma jumped up immediately and rushed forward to grab the package in Aqua's arms.

"I refuse! Kazuma, you don't respect me at all. You always call me stupid and useless. I will never give you the artifact!"

Aqua held the package tightly, refusing to let Kazuma take it away.

"...Could it really be a divine weapon?"

Seeing how much she cherished it, even Jiang Li was a little unsure.

"Of course it's a divine weapon! Kazuma, get out of here!"

Aqua kicked Kazuma away and put the package on the ground.

"……what are these?"

The moment Aqua opened the package, Jiang Li said expressionlessly.

"Look at this!"

Aqua held up a stone, her face serious.

"Don't underestimate it! In fact, this stone can summon monsters, completely ignoring the difference in strength. It can even summon the Duke of Hell!"

"...But no matter how I look at it, it's just a stone on the side of the road. And is the edge recently broken?"

"do not mind the details!"

Aqua casually waved her hand, boldly brushing aside something very important.

"And this! This is the demon sword Muramasa! The wounds it inflicts cannot be healed, and this sword can absorb the opponent's physical strength and magic power through the wound for its own use!"

"But no matter how I look at it, it's just a trowel."

Jiang Li had an indifferent expression on his face and clapped his hands.

The trowel broke with a snap and stained the floor.

"...Actually, this is just the artifact hiding itself! As soon as it recognizes you as its master, it will immediately reveal its true form before you!"

Aqua was silent for a moment, then spoke seriously.

"And this, this is a body-changing necklace! Don't be fooled by its appearance as an iron chain, it's actually a divine artifact that hasn't recognized you as its master yet. Once it does, it will transform into a necklace!"

"enough--"

"Listen to me! Look at this egg again!"

Aqua interrupted Jiang Li and raised another white egg.

"Actually, this is a dragon egg!"

“…No matter how I look at it, it looks like eggs!”

"This has to be a dragon egg! That's what the salesman told me this afternoon! I spent 100 million to buy it. I originally wanted to raise it myself, but I don't have any more artifacts on hand, so I'm selling it to you at a discount. 500 million is definitely not too much!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

There was a loud laugh.

Kazuma rolled on the ground laughing. Aren’t these all fake artifacts?

"Wait a minute! It cost 100 million, Aqua, where did you get the money?!"

"What are you yelling about? I used your money. Trust me, the dragon egg will definitely be worth it!"

"Damn it Aqua!!"

Kazuma cried miserably.

The bounty for defeating the Mobile Fortress Destroyer was squandered by this thing!

Jiang Li took a deep breath.

"Aqua, look at this!"

"Isn't this the demon sword Muramasa...?"

Aqua suddenly felt guilty.

What Jiang Li took out was a blood-red katana, which he copied from the reincarnated person in the royal capital.

"and this!"

Jiang Li took out a necklace inlaid with sapphires from his trouser pocket.

"S-Switch the necklace! Why is it in your hand too?"

Aqua cried out in shock.

"Do you have anything else to say?"

Jiang Li looked at her expressionlessly.

"Huh? This, this... Divine weapons are all created by gods, so it's normal to have a few replicas..."

Aqua scratched her cheek and looked away guiltily, looking like the weather was nice tonight.

This is a lie.

There is only one artifact and there are no copies.

"Look at this again!"

Jiang Li slowly raised his hand.

"...What is it?"

"It's a fist!"

"Duang!!!"

Jiang Li punched Aqua hard on the head.

Before she could even roll her eyes, Aqua fell to the ground with a huge bump on her head!

Chapter 871 Kazuma, tell me the plot! (33)

2023-06-01

With a crisp sound, the egg fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

“It’s an egg!”

Looking at the egg liquid flowing out, Jiang Li felt like vomiting.

Your mother, the retarded Aqua!

"Aqua? What's wrong with you?!"

Darkness and Megumin ran out of the shower in their pajamas, looking in shock at the living room stained with mud and egg liquid, as well as Aqua lying unconscious on the floor and Satou Kazuma crying beside her.

The two of them suddenly had a headache.

Can this team ever be any better?

…………

"Ugh!"

Sato Kazuma looked haggard and sighed deeply.

Although he had known that Aqua was a swindler, he didn't expect her to be so swindling!

His small treasury was suddenly empty again, but fortunately, the business with Banir was still booming and he still had a lot of income.

I really hope she can learn from Mr. Banier how to be a qualified god!

Hey, Vanir is a devil!

Damn, a goddess is actually not as useful as a devil!

These days, things are really going downhill, and the dark winds are becoming simpler!

"Ugh!"

Sato Kazuma sighed heavily again, washed off the foam on his body, and sank into the pool.

"It's just 100 million, why are you acting like your mother has died?"

Someone had already soaked in the pool.

That carcass is enough to drive anyone crazy. The muscles are very hard and look very explosive, but it is so white and tender that people can't help but touch it... Sato Kazuma quickly shook his head and threw the weird idea out of his mind.

The one soaking in the pool is, of course, his new boss!

"Boss, you're the Demon King. Even if you just go out and kill monsters, you can easily make over 800 million. Of course, you don't care about such a small amount of money, but I do care. This is what I earned by risking my life, and it was wasted so easily by Aqua!"

Sato Kazuma sat next to Jiang Li with a tired look on his face. At this moment, he was extremely envious.

Being strong is good!

It's said that the boss took the position of the new Demon King after defeating the previous one. He can take away a hundred million at will and a succubus at will! If only he had such strong power!

"You are my little brother, and you will travel across worlds in the future. If you really care about money, I will look down on you!"

Jiang Li glared at Sato Kazuma with disdain.

She completely forgot how she was won over by the rich lady from the other side and the rich lady from Nero.

"How about you take me through time, Boss? Let's set off tomorrow, no, let's set off now!"

"Baa."

Sato Kazuma suddenly sank into the water like a deflated ball.

"It's not that I don't want to take you, it's just that I can't control the time travel. I have to wait until the time is right before I can start."

"I see."

Sato Kazuma understood and felt better.

I am so envious!

The boss is cool in various anime worlds. He worships Queen Sese as his teacher, snatches Sword Lady as his wife, and easily gets Wiz and Darkness.

What about him?

In such a rubbish alien world, I was entangled by a few scumbags, and the money I earned was lost in the blink of an eye. My own strength is still very weak, and I don’t even have a decent plug-in!

"Boss, look, I already worship you as my boss, can you give me a cheat?"

Sato Kazuma suddenly got an inspiration and asked Jiang Li with a joking smile.

Aqua can't be relied upon at all!

But the boss is different!

He can travel across worlds! He can even get Black Wumao's Noble Phantasm. Helping him get a cheat shouldn't be a matter of minutes, right?

"Kazuma, you know what? In the failed world, Toudou Touka was my senior sister. We agreed to compete at the Seven Star Sword Dance Festival, but she was eliminated in the quarterfinals and didn't even have the chance to fight me. Why do you think that happened?"

Jiang Li looked at Kazuma with kindness.

"Fuck, I also wanted to get some cheats for my senior sisters to use! But I didn't get them!"

"Ah this..."

Sato Kazuma felt discouraged again.

It turns out that the boss went back this time to participate in the Seven Star Sword Dance Festival. No wonder he was wearing a school uniform when he came back. If Dongtang Daohua is the senior sister, then she should be representing Pojun Academy.

"Boss, did you win?"