Absolute Speed ​​of a Certain Anime

Seeing that Jedis was a handsome guy, and remembering that this guy had been surrounded by girls during the month he was in Axel, with girls following him wherever he went, Sato Kazuma's tone became inexplicably aggressive.

"...That's okay."

The corner of Jadis's eye twitched, and he felt bored.

Yu Jian Xiangye is right, there is something wrong with this person!

It’s better to stay away from him in the future!

A team of up to fifty people blocked the entrance to the Demon King's City. Soon, the guards came over to drive them away. In desperation, Jedis had to retreat with everyone.

"I, I'm fine now. Thank you for comforting me just now, Mr. Nanxiang!"

Youyou came back to her senses and was hugged by Jiang Li for several minutes, feeling embarrassed.

"I'm so sorry for getting the chest of your robe wet!"

It was clearly only her second time meeting Mr. Nanxiang, but for some reason, she could let go in front of him and even unconsciously threw herself into his arms and acted coquettishly.

Is it because there has been more intimate contact before?

The charming scene in the locker flashed through Youyou's mind for a moment, and then she was startled and quickly shook the memory out of her mind.

"This robe is quite expensive...would you mind washing it for me?"

Jiang Li pretended to lift the chest of his robe and showed a regretful expression.

Youyou couldn't bear the self-blame anymore and nodded in agreement quickly.

"By the way, where do you live now?"

"Ah, I'm staying at Axel's hotel!"

"Then I'll come get your clothes later!"

Jiang Li smiled and nodded, looking at Youyou with eyes as if he was watching a little white rabbit falling into a trap step by step.

Chapter 868: How can a magic wand be such an inconvenient thing! (33)

2023-06-01

There is a noble villa in the suburbs of Axel.

This villa, located on flat ground and covering hundreds of square meters, was a haunted house half a month ago. It was rumored that there were evil ghosts lurking inside, and no one dared to live here.

Until half a month ago, Kazuma's team took on the task and solved the ghost problem overnight. In order to express their gratitude, the real estate people said, "We will give them the villa for free to live in until the bad reviews about the villa disappear completely."

Thanks to this, Kazuma and the other three were able to safely survive the coldest winter. In addition, Kazuma is currently cooperating with Vanir to move modern things here to sell, so they are living quite comfortably now.

"Boss, please!"

Sato Kazuma opened the iron gate of the villa and led Jiang Li into the front yard.

He smiled like a lackey.

"It seems that ghosts do exist."

Jiang Li's gaze swept around the villa, and finally landed on a shallow grave beneath a towering tree outside the villa.

"It really happened. I was really scared at the time. Luckily Aqua was quite strong!"

Thinking of the experience of being chased by a ghost and running around everywhere, Kazuma is still scared.

"I am back!"

Arriving at the main gate, Kazuma took out his key and opened the door.

At this moment, the moonlight is bright, and the crescent moon hangs high in the sky. It is obviously night.

After returning to Axel, Jiang Li separated from Youyou and others.

He Zhen warmly invited him to the villa for a gathering. Jiang Li couldn't resist him, and since he had nothing else to do, he came to their team's residence.

“Kazuma, listen to me. That Aqua girl got scammed by a door-to-door salesperson again—huh?”

A blonde girl appeared at the entrance.

Unlike the armor she wore during the day, she changed into a pure white long dress in the base. At 170cm tall, she was even taller than Kazuma.

Although she looks young, she has a tall and well-proportioned figure, with curves that highlight a perfect S-shape and full of femininity.

As expected of Kazuma, she is the "woman in charge of the erotic route"—Darkness!

"Aqua! Megumin! Come out quickly, there are guests coming!"

After seeing Jiang Li at the door, Darkness turned around at lightning speed, rushed into the living room, and shouted at her other two companions.

"What? That super rich handsome guy is here?"

"What? The man who could become my believer and wallet is here?"

The whole villa was in chaos.

"what the hell?"

Kazuma looked embarrassed as he led Jiang Li into the living room.

Then he froze.

"You guys, what are you...doing?"

In the living room, the middle school girl lifted her cloak, raised her wand high, and her scarlet eyes flashed with excitement.

“My name is Megumin! The Crimson Demon Clan’s foremost magician and master of Explosion Magic! Sooner or later, I’ll reach the pinnacle of Explosion Magic! I heard you’re a renowned magician from Axel, so come and challenge me to a duel! If I win, give me your wand!”

On the other side, the mentally retarded goddess was wearing light blue pajamas, chanting spells silently, with a strong holy light emanating from her side, and her expression became as holy as that of a devout believer.

"Lost lamb, the woman standing before you—holy, great, beautiful, gentle, intelligent...—is the only true goddess in heaven! Kneel down and express your faith. Say that you are willing to serve Aqua-sama, who feeds you for free, for the rest of your life!"

"bump!"

"bump!"

"Don't be rude to my boss!!"

Kazuma slapped them both in quick succession, his roar echoing throughout the villa.

Mother Ganlin!

What should I do if these idiots affect my status in the boss's heart and make the boss misunderstand that I am also a idiot?

"How dare a mere Kazuma take such a serious action?"

Huihui squatted on the ground, tears in her eyes.

"That's right, Kazuma, you dared to hit this goddess! I must curse you, curse that all the drinks you drink in the future will turn into clear water! Are you scared? If you are, then apologize to me quickly, apologize now!"

Aqua covered her head and looked at Kazuma smugly.

"Please don't worry about the details, Boss!"

Kazuma ignored the silly Aqua and gave Jiang Li a wry smile.

Just thinking about showing your courtesy to the boss and forgetting about the few scoundrels at home can easily make people collapse. I hope the boss will not be defeated by a few scoundrels!

"It's very interesting!"

Jiang Li crossed his arms over his chest and chuckled at the sight.

"You middle school girl, if you want my wand, let's compare our skills! And you retarded goddess, if you want me to become your follower, give me eight or ten of these magical artifacts!"

"really?"

"keep your word!"

Hui Hui's eyes lit up. She had been coveting the wand in Jiang Li's hand for a long time! With that wand, the power of her explosive magic would definitely be even greater!

Aqua disappeared like a gust of wind, which made Kazuma suspicious all of a sudden. Could it be that Aqua really had ten or eight artifacts hidden in her hands? Damn, she didn't even give me a single one!

"bring it on!"

Huihui excitedly raised the ordinary wand in her hand, which was not cheap but definitely not expensive.

"Blacker than black, darker than darkness, I entrust my true crimson golden light here! When the time of awakening comes, the fall of the absurd church will come——"

"What kind of magic are you chanting, you little loli?!"

Sato Kazuma looked at her in horror.

Explosive magic!

That's explosion magic, asshole!

One blast and this villa would be gone, it would be reduced to ruins! No, more importantly, he would definitely not be able to withstand the explosion magic, he would die!

"Snapped!"

A wand struck like lightning, hitting Megumin on the head.

"...Isn't it like the staff method?"

"Yes, it's the stick method that's being compared!"

Jiang Li said as a matter of course: "Do you think that the so-called staff method refers to the technique of using a magic wand to cast magic? Narrow-minded! Really narrow-minded! How can a magic wand be so inconvenient!"

"I-I see... I'm really enlightened..."

Huihui immediately rolled her eyes and fell to the ground, and the magic that had not yet taken shape naturally dissipated.

"saved!"

Kazuma heaved a sigh of relief, a look of relief on his face.

He didn't die in the Demon King's Castle, but almost died at the hands of his companions!

“Really? Whether it’s Megumin or Aqua, everyone’s reactions are so extreme!”

Darkness came over, grumbled a few times in dissatisfaction, and moved Megumin to the sofa.

After carefully examining Huihui's head for a while, she breathed a sigh of relief when she found no obvious injuries.

"Are you a mother?"

Jiang Li rubbed his chin and asked curiously.

"Who's the mother?! I'm just a little older than them and I feel I should at least shoulder the responsibilities of an elder!"

Darkness’s face flushed red as she vehemently retorted.

Chapter 869 The feud has already formed

2023-06-01

"Well……"

"Meihui, are you awake? Come and have dinner!"

More than ten minutes later, Huihui stood up from the sofa, covering her head.

Although I was unconscious for a while, it was surprisingly not painful. It was just that I accidentally bumped into the cabinet door. Fortunately, I didn't have a concussion.

Huihui felt thankful for a moment, then, at Darkness’s urging, came to the dining table.

Jiang Li and He Zhen sat on opposite sides of the dining table, but Huihui never mentioned the wand.

"Where's Aqua?"

She sat down in her place.

"He's not back yet!"

Darkness handed the bowl to Megumin, then sat down and picked up her own dinner.

Jiang Li stared at her thoughtfully for a while.

"W-What? Is there something weird about me?"

Darkness was stared at by him for a long time, feeling it was strange and couldn't help but ask.

"Not really. I just didn't expect that besides being a perverted masochist, you actually have this side to you."