How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

"Even the Sharingan can't find it."

Kakashi said softly, his headband covering his eyes being pulled up, revealing his Sharingan with its three tomoe spinning wildly within them.

Everything in the Sharingan's eyes—the forest, the bushes, the river, and even the woman lying on the ground not far away—was perfectly normal; there was nothing unusual, nothing to discover.

Cold sweat was already streaming down my cheek.

Even the transmigrator, Shuji Senju, was no exception.

As a transmigrator who was reborn into the Senju clan in the Naruto world, Senju Shuji was lucky. He had good aptitude and was able to awaken the Wood Release physique. He also successfully trained the Wood Release Sage Mode, which made him stronger than all the early characters at a young age. Even Wu-Wang couldn't go toe-to-toe with him. In the three years of Shippuden, he developed the Kekkei Tota and his strength increased greatly. Before Madara appeared, he was completely invincible, punching and kicking Konoha genin and rogue ninja organizations.

But now, Kakashi Hatake next to him has had his pants pulled down, and he hasn't even noticed!

At first, he wasn't on guard; the opponent was incredibly skilled at stealth, which made sense, but even after he focused his attention and activated Sage Mode, he still couldn't detect a trace of the opponent.

Is this scary? Yes, it's very scary!

"I don't recall such a thing existing in the original Naruto manga!"

Shuji Senju's heart was screaming wildly, and his body was trembling slightly! Even Black Zetsu, in Sage Mode, could be tracked down by him, so how could there be beings that he couldn't detect? This left him no time to panic!

"Calm down, Shuuji. You're at the Kage level now. Don't let your emotions cloud your judgment!"

Fortunately, at the crucial moment, Kakashi's words calmed Shuji Senju's trembling heart.

Taking a deep breath, he forced a smile and said:

"Thanks, Kakashi-senpai."

Kakashi nodded, not giving much thought to Senju Shuji's unusual behavior. The immediate problem was how to pinpoint the enemy. But no matter how Kakashi used his Sharingan, the ground was still the same ground, the sky was still the same sky, the woman who had been lying down had stood up, the river was still the same river—nothing had changed. And the enemy, who had been silent since his pants were pulled down, seemed to be mocking their incompetence, not showing himself.

Kakashi Hatake was so nervous that his Sharingan was trembling.

Taking a deep breath, I don't know what flashed through my mind, but my body instinctively switched positions with Senju Shuji, and the direction I was facing away from became the direction I was facing!

"Ugh!"

"Art fire escape ho fireball!"

A sharp pain shot through the back of his head as Shuji Senju's head suddenly slammed into him. Kakashi, already on edge, immediately unleashed a blazing fireball, incinerating everything in front of Shuji Senju!

But as the fireball subsided and the high temperature dissipated, all that remained was some charred mud and a well-built woman with a disgusted expression, waving her hand to brush off the ashes. There was no sign of the enemy.

The attack missed.

While Shuji Senju was focused on searching for the enemy, he only had time to see a pair of hands magnify in his field of vision before he was punched in the nose. He only felt pain, but no blood flowed from his nose.

Furthermore, the time between Senju Shuji being struck and Kakashi unleashing a Fireball Jutsu was less than a second, yet he managed to dodge it in such a brief moment...

"They're playing us!" ×2

Kakashi and Shuji Senju spoke in unison!

"Ugh, is that fireball coming out of his mouth his bad breath? I'm covered in it, will my whole body smell like that dead fish's breath?!"

Miss Fox kept patting the clothes, her face full of disgust.

I don't know what's wrong with this Kakashi Kou-kai, but every time she almost touches the mask, he suddenly does things including but not limited to the following: turning around, squatting down, shaking his head, and bowing his head.

It's always just a little bit short, always just a little bit short, always just a little bit short!

"What's with this 50/50 split?!"

Miss Fox just doesn't understand!

This guy clearly doesn't even know where she is, so how is he able to dodge her claws!

She didn't even bother with her pants, and stood back-to-back with another man, refusing to let her get close. The sudden reversal between her and her back-to-back companion, causing her to miss again, was just absurd!

"I almost bumped into two eggs and a sausage, smelled that weird odor up close that was obviously stinky but intoxicating, and caught that strange smell of hands picking at their crotches, and then got sprayed with their breath!"

"Can't you be a little more understanding?"

"I'm supposed to be a lady, okay?!"

Miss Fox gritted her teeth, already furious, and prepared to use force. She refused to believe that she could tear all of Kakashi's clothes off and leave his mask to cover his face!

Ordinary bones!

"My dear master... what do you want to do!?"

Miss Fox did not speak, nor did she release Miss Fan Gu. Instead, she kept Miss in a shallow fighting position, holding the knife horizontally next to her cheek with both hands.

The point where the gaze falls...

"Wait! That won't do! Use scissors! Don't use me, use scissors!! You delusional master, doing this will make me impure!!!"

"Nameless... Three-Step Strike!!!"

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Chapter 290 Can I move myself?

Shuji Senju was absolutely certain that such a character did not exist in the original Naruto manga!

In the world of Naruto, what character can ignore the perception of Sage Mode and the detection of the Sharingan? You have to understand that before Boruto, this was the era of eyes. What was the point of all that hard work he put into developing Kage-level strength? Was it just to highlight the character?

That's impossible, that's terrifying!

Furthermore, in Senju Shuji's memory, no character in Naruto could achieve this level of invisibility—ignoring the Sharingan and Sage Mode, completely disappearing without a trace. On the contrary, Kakashi was the one who got his pants pulled down, while he himself got punched twice...

Speaking of which, although it was only a brief moment before she was beaten, her hands were very fair and delicate...

"Well!"

Shuji Senju quickly put one hand to his forehead and pressed his temples to calm himself down.

Over the years, he's been crushing and harassing female characters everywhere, almost ruining himself. Even when he's weaker than his enemies, he's still distracted by these things!

"Shuji, calm down. We know we came here to investigate because the Hokage hasn't returned yet. He'll be here soon!"

Kakashi whispered a reminder.

Shuji Senju nodded. Indeed, if they continued to drag it out, they would definitely alert his cousin, the Hokage, from the Senju family. The strongest hidden village was not one that any enemy could easily challenge.

In Naruto, no matter how strong a ninja's attack power is, their bodies still revolve around their bodies – kunai go in, kunai come out with bodily fluids. Unless they possess some special ability, when there are many of them, unless they have an area-of-effect attack like Madara, even the strongest stealth ability can't guarantee unlimited stamina...

"Ninjas from Naruto..."

Suddenly, Shuji Senju had a flash of inspiration!

Why is he so insistent on treating the other person as a ninja, and specifically a ninja from Naruto?

"Brother Shuji! Something's not right, Brother Shuji! There's an extra Brother Shuji here!"

"Naruto, you... Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger?"

"The pagoda suppresses the river demon!"

Shuji Senju recalled the conversation he had in the Hokage's office a few days ago. At that time, he mistakenly thought that Naruto had been possessed by some transmigrator. He had even prepared himself mentally to determine whether to avenge Naruto after verifying the other party's character. However, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, and he had made a fool of himself.

Naruto traveled back in time due to the Dragon Vein, where he encountered another time traveler. This time traveler fed Naruto a whole bunch of nonsensical things, including the pagoda to suppress the river demon. If Naruto hadn't kept calling that person "Auntie," Senju Shuji would have thought Naruto had encountered an extremely strange perverted XP system.

Even so, for an aunt, the XP system is still extremely strange.

Based on Kakashi's description of the appearance and clothing of the arrested intruders, Senju Shuji has ample reason to suspect that the enemy currently toying with them is also a transmigrator!

With this deduction, Senju Shuji relaxed. So far, the most serious blow his opponent had dealt was only two punches, which shouldn't have been malicious...

"Could this time traveler please come out and meet us? Perhaps we can help... Kakashi-senpai?"

Before he could finish speaking, Senju Shuji was suddenly pinned down by Kakashi, resulting in another dramatic reversal!

"Forgive me, Shuji, I don't know why I did this..."

Kakashi suddenly fell silent.

A cool breeze blew by, and Senju Shuji felt a chill run down his spine. His face felt like it had been scratched by a cat, and his head felt clearer and more alert. However, he also felt as if some taboo had been broken and he had been liberated in his lower body. Kakashi's gaze was fixed on him... Could Kakashi-senpai really be that?!

In the original manga, Kakashi never married or had children; he lived with his best friend Guy until the very end!

Shuji Senju lowered his head!

"Where are my clothes?!" (She frantically searched her head.)

"Where's my hair?!"

Kakashi wiped away his cold sweat. Luckily, he did it suddenly. If the two poles hadn't reversed, he would definitely be Senju Shuji now.

"!"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Kakashi, and he unleashed a substitution jutsu with a hand seal speed that startled even himself, watching helplessly as a woman with a knife carved the piece of wood into his shape!

Wow, so fast! We can't even see a person in sight!

Especially when the woman discovered it was a piece of wood and angrily chopped off the protruding stick at the bottom, Kakashi felt a chill down his groin and his body was in phantom pain. For a moment, his three-tomoe Sharingan stuck together and transformed into a kaleidoscope!

With his Sharingan operating at full power, Kakashi Hatake watched the entire process of the wood transforming, searching for her figure outside of the woman carving the wood with each stroke.

"hiss!"

Shuji Senju, standing to the side, also clutched the spot where the phantom pain had occurred, curling up into a ball and trembling slightly.

The scene felt like watching a young, beautiful girl licking a chocolate banana in a video. Just as you were getting carried away with the traditional craft that was passed down only to men and was learned without a teacher, the girl in the video suddenly bit off the banana, and you felt a phantom pain in your body.

"This time traveler, could we... could we all sit down and have a proper talk? Why... why... why are you making fun of us?"

His mouth was trembling, and Senju Shuji could barely speak.

"Tsk!"

"I'm not playing anymore. How can you be so quick? Would it kill you to let me touch you?!"

A gentle, soothing voice suddenly appeared, filled with a wronged tone. Even though Senju Shuji knew that the other party had done something terrible and had even punched him twice, he couldn't help but forgive her the moment he heard that voice.

It's just that this voice happens to perfectly match his genetic predisposition.

"Madam, you can touch me wherever you want, I won't resist!"

Shuji Senju opened his arms and faced upwards, while his brother had already erected the flagpole.

"..."

Kakashi Hatake stared blankly at Shuji Senju, as if he were seeing this naked bald man for the first time.

The sound that suddenly appeared was pleasant to hear, but what did it have to do with Konoha's 50/50 situation? Besides, no matter how wronged he felt, it didn't change the fact that they had taken off his pants and wanted to tear his clothes to shreds.

And there's one more thing.

"Why did you infiltrate Konoha?"

"I was just trying to take your thing off."

Miss Fox turned off her passive ability to reduce her presence and looked at Kakashi Hatake with a pitiful expression. Her resentful gaze was fixed on Kakashi's mask, as if she wanted to see what Kakashi looked like in the real world.

But Kakashi interpreted it differently.

She wanted to take off his underwear, tear his clothes, shave his head, and pluck all his pubic hair!! She was a perverted nymphomaniac who was fixated on his body!!!

Kakashi's heart was screaming!!

But now the situation is beyond their control. The perverted woman doesn't show herself, and neither the Sharingan nor Senju Shuji's Sage Mode can detect her. It's a helpless fact that they can't beat her. Even if this perverted woman is very beautiful and has a good figure and can bear children, she definitely can't beat him in any aspect.

So Kakashi could only force a friendly smile and negotiate:

"what about now?"

"Now..."

Miss Fox smiled brightly, revealing nothing of what she was thinking.

Kakashi instinctively tried to run, but suddenly found his feet entangled in vines that had appeared out of nowhere, and he couldn't break free.

Kakashi's expression twitched, then he finally put on a dead fish-like look:

"Um...can I do it myself?"

Chapter 291 Naruto Cannot Understand the Current Situation

"Grandma Tsunade, what do you want to see me about?"

The door to the Hokage's office was pushed open, and Konoha's most unexpected blonde entered.

"Hey, Captain Yamato, you're here too! Is there some kind of mission?!"

"Yo, Naruto."

Yamato seemed a little embarrassed and raised his hand in response.