How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

"Oh, I see. This broken group is actually quite sensible, knowing to send you to Konoha right away. I wonder if they've arranged a new identity for you like they do in the God Realm... Thanks, bro."

"No need to thank me... so no matter who you are, come with me."

"what?"

White Mountain Gages turned around in a daze and saw a white-haired, masked man.

His heart skipped a beat, and Gages immediately wanted to run away!

However, he was tripped by a strange man with white hair and a mask, and his hands were restrained behind his back. A knee pressed him to the ground, instantly covering him in dust!

"You have no chakra at all, and your physical condition is worse than the average person... Did you get those abs from starving yourself?"

The person on top bent down and patted White Mountain Gages's abdomen.

"Pah! That's from my daily workouts!"

White Mountain Gages spat out a mouthful of mud.

"How much longer are you going to watch, you lousy group owner! Are you just going to stand by and watch your group members get dominated?!"

Kakashi Hatake, dressed in a suit, looked around in a pretentious manner, his deadpan eyes remaining completely closed.

He asked casually:

"You have companions?"

"..."

White Mountain Gages fell silent.

But behind the scenes, as a time traveler, a time traveler with a chat group, he naturally wouldn't give up so easily.

Everyone here is my wife: Group owner, are you just going to stand by and watch?

Newbie just filling in the numbers: OMO

Everyone here is my wife: Aren't we partners on a mission? You just stood by and watched me get arrested?!

Everyone here is my wife: And why weren't we given identities for this mission? You were just hiding and watching, why didn't you tell me anything?!

Newbie just filling in the numbers: OMO

Everyone here is my wife: ...

Alright, White Mountain Gages knows now, this joke is probably never going to end.

Fortunately, it's not just the group admin who's in the group. If the admin can't be relied on, the other members can be, and they all seem fairly reliable...

Paid Newbie: OMO

Seventeen-year-old girl: OMO

Everyone here is my wife: I haven't even said anything yet!!

The Great Demon King Qingshan:...

Green Mountain Demon King: Newbie, were you arrested by the local forces?

Aoyama's eyelids twitched as he looked at the chat group, some unpleasant memories flooding his mind.

He was like that back then, and she is like that now. They never expected that after going there to do missions, the world consciousness wouldn't even give them an identity. It's outrageous!

"Xiaoqing, what are you doing?"

Suddenly, a boy came over and whispered something in Qingshan's ear with a grin!

"...Who is Xiaoqing?! Get the hell out of my way!!"

Qingshan instantly bristled!

Chapter 288 Kakashi-senpai, Kakashi-senpai, no!

Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Ugh, why do I always get pulled into this group quest?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: No matter how strong I am, I can't carry you guys like this~

Everyone here is my wife: ...

It was intentional! Absolutely intentional!

White Mountain Gages has every reason to suspect that this lousy group admin did it on purpose!

As a senior, he didn't tell the newcomers anything about group missions, and when he was arrested by Wu Wukai, he just stood by and watched without saying a word!

No matter how you look at it, this person definitely did it on purpose!!

Paid Newbie: Newbie, you don't understand this.

Paid Newbie: While the group admin, "Fluffy Ball," might be capable of carrying out this task and has some experience with group tasks, it's already a good thing that "Fluffy Ball" isn't actually a fluffy ball, let alone having to take care of an ordinary person like you with no abilities.

Paid newbie: So, it was right for the plush ball to watch you get arrested and locked up in jail.

Paid Newbie: After all, you did manage to sneak into Konoha without anyone noticing, but you're also just an ordinary person with absolutely no chakra. You understand that concept, right?

Paid Newbie: In a world where everyone possesses chakra, you are an ordinary person with absolutely no chakra.

Everyone here is my wife: ...Then isn't my situation even worse!?

White Mountain Gages' pupils dilated so much that his heart rate almost jumped out of control.

He's such a unique, ordinary person in the Naruto world—a one-of-a-kind individual! Wouldn't he be dissected and studied by those ninjas?!

Danzo, in particular, that guy is capable of anything!

"Just filling a quota" newbie: The only exception, or an extremely rare individual. If you want to do a detailed research study, your advisor or colleagues might dissect you first!

Everyone here is my wife: ...

He hasn't said anything yet, but it's like everyone knows what he's thinking.

Moreover, scientists are willing to do things that violate morality and humanity in pursuit of science. Isn't that a well-known fact? How could a professor or colleague be the first to slice up a test subject just because the test subject was sliced ​​up?

Paid newbie: ...

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Preconceived notions, like how even a glance at a car by Mr. Yuan would be met with criticism, mean that great figures are often imbued with a divine aura, while scientists, due to the mad scientist image portrayed in numerous films and television shows, are often perceived by the public as incompetent, capable only of slicing things up.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Anyway, I saw you get caught because I had my reasons. You can just stay inside and OP~

This is a lie!

Miss Fox didn't think too much at the time. When she saw Kakashi Hatake discover Hakusan Gagesu, when she saw them interact, and when she saw Hakusan Gagesu being arrested, there was only one image in Miss Fox's mind!

OMO!!!

But the newbie who paid is right!

As the great group leader of these plush balls, it's impossible that she did something like this just because she wanted to play with a meme. It's just that her brain created the illusion that she wanted to play with a meme. In reality, Miss Fox's brain secretly devised a perfect newcomer protection plan to ensure the absolute safety of the newcomers during this group mission!

"Although I don't know the specifics of this plan, I believe it's absolutely perfect, because no one could possibly guess my intention in letting the rookie get arrested by Kakashi!"

He's a genius!

Only a genius as unparalleled as him could have such a meticulous and undetectable newcomer protection plan!

Don't worry, newbie, you'll definitely survive this group mission...

Newbie just there to fill the numbers: Leave the group quests to me, you just stay in the Konoha prison and don't move around. I'll go take out a time traveler and be right back~ Everyone here is my wife: ...

White Mountain Gages felt that something was amiss.

But it was too late no matter what went wrong. The person had been arrested and imprisoned, and their equipment had been confiscated. They hadn't even had a chance to use the things they had prepared before they were all taken away.

I wonder what happened when these ninjas saw the guns...

"They seem to have only ordinary tools and food, and it's strange that the people don't have chakra..."

White Mountain Gages' pupils contracted!

The two ninjas who inspected his backpack turned it upside down but couldn't find the two guns he was using for self-defense! More importantly, not a single ammunition, which made up half the weight of the backpack, was found; instead, half the backpack was filled with peaches!

He never took it out from the moment he put it in until he was arrested...

"That damn group admin!!"

"Ah Qiu! Who! Who's saying I'm handsome behind my back?"

Holding her two pistols to her ears, Miss Fox struck a pose like a secret agent, nervously scanning her surroundings, watching for any slight movement. If anything seemed amiss, the holes in her two pistols would immediately point in that direction.

The face of a serious-looking, young boy.

Hey?

Miss Fox blinked. She didn't remember there being such a mission in Naruto. Moreover, the enormous amount of chakra in this person made Miss Fox think that the Hokage or Jiraiya had noticed something and come to investigate. But it turned out to be a boy she had no recollection of at all.

Could this be the objective of this mission?

"No chakra in his body, strange clothes, and he suddenly appeared in the Seventh Training Ground without any warning... Is that so, Kakashi-senpai?"

The boy spoke, his eyes fixed straight ahead, but the fox lady's figure was not reflected in his pupils.

Just like before, you can always trust this withdrawn and passive person.

"Hmm, there's no trace of them entering or leaving Konoha, and no signs of activity can be found... All the traces left behind are in the Seventh Training Ground, it's as if they were just thrown here out of thin air."

Kakashi, who usually has a deadpan expression, is now very serious, and Miss Fox even wants to secretly pull off his mask.

But no matter how many times she turned left or right, circling around Kakashi, Kakashi seemed to have premonition, turning his head away or simply walking away whenever the fox lady reached out, and he still couldn't succeed. This time, just when he was about to succeed, Kakashi suddenly crouched down and once again perfectly dodged those claws.

"What did Kakashi-senpai discover?"

"...No."

Kakashi glanced at the ground in front of him; there was nothing there. He didn't even know why he had wanted to crouch down in the first place...

“Tsk!”

Miss Fox silently clicked her tongue. She refused to believe that she couldn't remove Kakashi's mask!

Putting away the two pistols given as a reward under the newcomer protection plan, Miss Fox cautiously approached Kakashi again! She stretched out her hands and grabbed Kakashi with lightning speed—

"By the way, there's one more thing."

Kakashi suddenly stood up and, recalling the process of arresting Hakusan Gages, he discovered something.

"That person knows me, but I have absolutely no recollection of ever seeing that person before...?"

In that instant, Kakashi felt a cool sensation that seemed to come from nowhere...

"Kakashi-senpai..."

Shuji Senju stared wide-eyed, taking several steps back in disbelief and terror, his mouth trembling...

"What's wrong, Shuuji?"

"Kakashi-senpai...you, you, why did you put your pants down...! Kakashi-senpai, no!"

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Chapter 289 Miss Mortal Bone: No, no, not there!

"Pants?"

Kakashi looked down and realized that his pants had somehow slipped down to his ankles, leaving his legs completely exposed to the air, along with his boxer shorts with a dog's head printed on them.

"No wonder I feel much cooler."

Kakashi suddenly realized.

I felt it as soon as I stood up, and I was wondering why it felt so cool today. Turns out, it was because my pants had fallen down and my legs were exposed to the air...

Kakashi quickly drew his kunai and formed hand seals, kicking off his pants without a second thought. He and Shuji Senju stood back to back, warily observing their surroundings.

"Approaching right under my nose... Kakashi-senpai, this guy is troublesome!"

With a blink of an eye, Senju Shuji activated Sage Mode, a skill that almost every Naruto transmigrator would practice.

Kakashi's pants are actually a matching set with the vest that Chunin can apply for; they are specially designed for ninjas. While they appear loose, they are actually quite form-fitting, and the waistband has a special fastening mechanism to ensure they won't easily slip off during battle and cause unnecessary problems.

These pants could never suddenly fall off!

"...They couldn't even notice!?"

Shuji Senju was shocked!

Even in Sage Mode, which is specifically designed for Wood Release, he couldn't detect anything unusual. Within his Sage Mode perception field of vision, whether it was the highly concentrated natural energy or Kakashi's body, the sky, the ground, or the river, there was nothing amiss! There was no residual chakra from anyone other than himself and Kakashi!