My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected

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Yes, I think so too. However, Yukinoshita doesn't think so.

"Isn't that how names are chosen? Mine is the same; my family just gave me this name because I was born on a snowy day."

Oh dear, I didn't expect there to be someone like me. However, the name "Yukino" seems to fit well with "Yukinoshita," so I didn't say anything more.

Komachi seems to share the same idea as me.

"But, the name 'Yukino' is very nice."

"Thank you. I don't dislike it at all; in fact, I quite like it. I think the name 'Komachi' is also very nice and suits you well."

"Yukino-neechan..."

"Enough, Yukinoshita, don't tempt my sister. Maria is watching."

I could almost see a field of white lilies blooming behind them. The one who ruined this atmosphere was, of course, our master lumberman.

"Ahem, it seems everyone's name is decided by their parents."

"Huh? Aren't you one?"

As soon as I asked that question, he immediately leaned forward.

"My name was inherited from a very distant past. If I had to say who bestowed this name upon me... it would be 'Destiny'..."

"Oh~~"

Not important at all.

"Oh, by the way, that word is written as 'fate' and pronounced as 'grandfather'."

"Why didn't you just say it was named by your grandfather from the beginning...?"

Yes, it really doesn't matter at all.

At this time, Totsuka's information was sent in, and its importance was greatly increased, reaching the level of top secret.

"Haha, it seems my name is the most ordinary. My parents chose this name simply hoping that I could add some color to my life."

"This is what is meant by 'a person's name reflects their character'; Totsuka certainly added a lot of color to my high school life."

"Ugh~ Stop joking! I'll get angry!"

I really wanted to see him get angry... My serious expression instantly turned into a happy smile. Totsuka suddenly remembered something and turned to Yuihama for a question.

"By the way, why is your name 'Yui'?"

"Huh? Me? Hmm... I didn't ask..."

"Since it's your birthday today, why don't you ask your parents when you get home? I think you're a very loved child, and they'll definitely tell you a lot. If it's convenient, you can share it with me another day."

"Xiao Yukino..."

"Hey~ Yukinoshita, even Buddha is watching this time!"

This time, I seem to see datura flowers appearing behind the snow. Isn't that a bit too romantic?

"However, whether it's the introverted guy, Yukino, Aya, or the chuunibyou, everyone's name has a meaning behind it... Ah!"

"what happened?"

When I asked that question, Yuihama seemed a little dejected.

"N-nothing... I just suddenly realized that I'm the only one who doesn't have a nickname yet."

"Forget it. You're the one who gave us all our nicknames, and I don't like them at all."

"At first, I was also very resistant, but you just couldn't change it, so in the end I gave up too..."

"Hmm, the name 'chuunibyou' (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur) hurts me a little..."

Faced with repeated denials, Yuihama looked puzzled.

"Huh? Why? I think it's great."

"Ah, I, I don't mind at all, and the nickname 'autistic guy' is kind of cute."

"That's right~"

Totsuka smoothed things over, helping Yuihama regain her composure.

"That's true. Compared to my various nicknames over the years, this one is alright."

"Throughout history... so you've been given nicknames before too?"

Yukino asked me.

"That's right, let's move on to the 'Top Three Worst Nicknames Given by Classmates' segment."

"How did it suddenly turn into a segment that sounds so annoying..."

Yuihama was a little dumbfounded, but Komachi joined in with great enthusiasm.

"Komachi is the assistant host~ Now, we'll be announcing the third place!"

I'll cooperate with Komachi's performance and prepare to announce the rankings one by one.

"Third place..."

"Ding ding!"

The wooden platform also mimicked the drumbeats of a tense moment; after a brief build-up of atmosphere—

"...'The older brother of first-year student Hikigaya.'"

The moment I announced the name, Yukinoshita showed a sad expression.

"Being called that by your classmates is really pathetic... It's a complete denial of your existence..."

"That wasn't my brother's fault! It was Komachi's outstanding performance that caused that tragedy!"

I held back my tears and continued with the announcement.

"Second place..."

"Ding ding!"

After the timber pedestal emitted a series of drumbeats, the scene fell completely silent.

"That guy over there."

"Yes, I recall that. People do tend to prefer using these kinds of descriptive terms. There's no way around it; my name is just too prestigious, and most people don't dare to address me directly."

Zaimuzuka naturally stepped in to explain. Afterwards, Komachi, of course, continued to lead the discussion.

"Next up is the most exciting first place!"

"First place..."

"Ding ding!"

Just as I was about to make the announcement, the woodwork stand struck the drum again.

“Gurgle…”

Everyone present swallowed hard, waiting for me to give the answer.

"I...I just can't bring myself to say it..."

No, I just can't say that name. I couldn't bear it any longer, and tears streamed down my face. Just then, Totsuka gently stroked my back.

"I didn't realize it was that serious... Hachiman, you don't have to force yourself to say it."

"Thank you, Totsuka..."

I was sobbing when Yui Hama coldly spoke up:

"If that's the case, why dig into your own wounds in the first place..."

"Shut up! It's all because of your ridiculous notions about nicknames that I'm going to shatter those illusions!"

"However, I think Hachiman is the only exception..."

Although Yukinoshita said that, I dare say that everyone has quite a few nicknames like that. Nicknames are definitely not a good thing. I don't know if Komachi understands my feelings, but she suggested to everyone:

"Oh, how about this, let's all help Yui-neechan come up with a nice nickname together."

"Komachi is such a good girl! Okay~ From today onwards, Komachi's nickname will be 'Machi-machi'!"

"Oh my god, Yui-neechan has such bad taste..."

"Huh, really?... I was so sure..."

Yuihama was slightly taken aback. Totsuka ignored her, focusing on his thoughts.

"Hmm... a nickname... how about 'Xiaobin'?"

"That '滨' is the '滨' from 'beach,' right? Not bad, Totsuka. Since 'beach' sounds a lot like 'slut,' how about we just call her 'slut'?"

"I told you long ago not to call me a slut! Rejected!"

"Hmm... if I called her 'Yui-san-neechan' (older sister Yui), would that give Komachi a better reputation?"

"Wait a minute, you're not allowed to consider your own interests! Besides, it's too shameful, so this is rejected!"

"Hmm... 'Chiba's Dark Black and White Tiger'."

"Nicknames and aliases are two different things... and besides, is that black or white? Can you tell the difference?"

"No need for further explanation, rejection!"

After Totsuka, my proposal, Komachi's proposal, and Zaimokuza's proposal were all rejected. Next, it was Yukinoshita's turn to confidently take the stage.

"So... how about Yui?"

"Hmm...that sounds really weird..."

When Yukino heard her suggestion being rejected instantly, her eyebrows twitched involuntarily.

"Don't you even consider your own taste? You're so picky... In that case, why don't you come up with one yourself?"

So, Yuihama started to think of a solution.

"It's kind of weird to give yourself a nickname..."

"You probably don't realize it yet, but that's a true reflection of yourself."

"Shut up! I don't think I'm strange at all; in fact, I'm perfectly normal."

Yukinoshita nodded in agreement.

"That's right. Very ordinary, very commonplace."

"What you said hurt me a little..."

"It's rare for Yukino to praise someone."