manga artist Kirito

But speaking of which, what's the current situation with Kasumigaoka Utaha?

Then, the sound of leg shaking... no, it was almost like stomping.

"Do you know how delicate the situation is right now, especially with a man and a woman alone together, and in this almost open-air setting..." With a hint of helplessness in his eyes, Kiritani picked up the empty can, looked down to make sure no one was walking by, and then tossed it... The empty can landed straight into the recycling bin.

"It's okay..." Kasumigaoka Utaha's pretty face flushed slightly, her eyes darting away, and her voice becoming a little hesitant, "If it's with you, it's really no problem~!"

Damn it, is this Kasumigaoka a fake?!

Kiritani-san raised his hands in surrender. "Please stop talking. What exactly are you trying to say, girl who seems so outgoing but is actually wearing cotton underwear?"

Besides, you're not afraid of being misunderstood, but I am!

This kind of operation could very well lead to someone falsely accusing me of being innocent!

That alluring gaze really makes people think, "Kasumigaoka Utaha, your masochistic tendencies have really kicked in!"

After fidgeting for a moment, the girl raised her eyelids and looked directly into Kiritani's eyes, "I want to..."

"I refuse!" With an ugly gesture of refusal, Kiritani raised his hand before she could finish speaking. "I don't need either humiliation or face wash. Please have some self-respect!"

The girl pursed her lips tightly, lowered her head slightly, and her gaze lingered on the ground.

—Let me tell you, if a girl is acting like that, it's either because she's hesitating about whether to confess her feelings or she's looking for something on the ground that she can grab for you...

"Alright, go on, I'll think about it..." Seeing the expectation the girl had just shown, Kiritani-san couldn't go too far. After all, he had just touched her thigh, so it wouldn't be right if he couldn't even agree to a small thing.

“Dad, this woman probably wants to ask you for help at tomorrow’s book signing…” A crisp voice came from the phone, and Kasumigaoka Utaha’s eyebrows immediately rose, and her long legs began to tremble.

This... artificial intelligence?

so annoying……

After hesitating for a long time, Kiritani-san finally nodded, "Okay, but whether I can get leave depends on Shizuka-sensei."

"Dad, given Ms. Jing's personality, as long as that woman says a few nice words, she will definitely be able to get you leave... If nothing unexpected happens, the leave has probably already been approved."

The girl's voice rang out again, and Kasumigaoka Utaha's expression turned somewhat unpleasant—was this really an artificial intelligence?

Kiritani stared blankly at Yui, unsure of what to say for a moment, but without a doubt, Shizuka was genuinely easy to deal with—Kasumigaoka Utaha, are you a pervert, actually deceiving an older single woman?

I thought you were innocent and pure outside of womanhood, but I never expected you to be a cunning and ruthless person at heart!

"According to the investigation, the woman's posture just now was actually a scene from the third volume of 'Love Metronome,' where the female protagonist Sayuka wanted the male protagonist's help and made a coy gesture. If there are no surprises, this woman was using 'Dad,' which was a way of rehearsing lines to test whether the scene had any flaws or whether it was successful."

Upon hearing this, Kiritani raised his head expressionlessly and looked at Kasumigaoka Utaha, whose wine-red eyes showed a hint of embarrassment. "I have a fucking rant to tell you!"

The fierce glint in her eyes left Kiritani-san feeling deeply wounded—from now on, if anyone ever says that a scheming, sharp-tongued woman has a pure side, I'll definitely write tally marks all over her thighs.

"Dad, your dear daughter suggests you throw this woman off the roof right now, immediately, and make her delete her account and start over!"

Yes, Yui made a very good suggestion, especially when combined with the fierce glint in Kiritani-san's eyes, Kasumigaoka Utaha's body trembled instantly—not long ago, she had learned from Ms. Kato that this boy in front of her had once stormed into someone's house with a brick in his hand when he was in elementary school, and had knocked the young master of that dojo to South Korea for plastic surgery...

While the relationship wouldn't go that far... it certainly would...

Hey! What's with that eager look in your eyes?

"Um, well... it's settled then. Editor Machida will come to pick us up later. I... I'll go to the clubroom to get something first." Like a mother wolf surrounded by sheep, Kasumigaoka Utaha instinctively wanted to leave.

However, the next moment, Kiritani-san pressed her against the railing, his eyes slightly narrowed...

Do you know the story of wolves and wolves colluding?

While not quite, there are some discrepancies—note, not that kind of discrepancy.

…………

In short, that's the situation...

Seeing that Asuna was a little unhappy, Kiritani-kun helplessly shrugged. "In the end, it's still because of my lack of education. She even tricked me when we were rehearsing our lines. That woman is too much."

"Waaaah! My young heart is now severely traumatized, Asuna, please comfort me!"

Kirito buried his head in Asuna's arms and snuggled against her sadly.

then……

Asuna tapped him on the head.

"You're usually so shrewd, how did you fall for someone's verbal trap this time?" He gently ruffled Kirigaya-san's hair, then tidied his messy ponytail. "It's just a book launch, it should be fine, right, Kazuto-kun?"

Asuna's fair fingers caressed Kazuto's face, her smile as warm as an angel's.

"...I don't want to go!" Kiritani-san pouted. "It's so annoying!"

Asuna smiled faintly, "Since you've agreed, then you should do it. Isn't this the best thing you've done with Hito-kun?"

Yui glanced at the expressionless Shiina Mashiro, then nodded. "Actually, I think Dad should implement Plan C, which I mentioned earlier!"

"……what?"

P.S.: I really want to touch it... but why did I write a thousand more words than usual in this chapter?

Please feed them, yes, gently pat them!

199

【NO.197 Cute, okay】

"I really don't want to meet them, because it means I'll have to spend a lot of time here again."

"Ugh, I really wanted to see long-haired Fujiwara-sensei..."

"Now that you've seen it, can I go back?"

"Of course not."

Kiritani-san chatted idly with Machida-no-miko, who was approaching thirty, and then Kiritani-san boldly stuck his hand out of the car window.

“You know, when you stick your hand out of the window of a car traveling at 60 miles per hour, the feeling of your palm touching the wind is just like grabbing European odds.” Sitting in the back seat, Kiritani-san pulled his hand back and turned to look at Kasumigaoka Utaha.

However, Machida, who was driving the vehicle in front, reached out and waved, then grabbed something and threw it at him, yelling, "You're kidding me!"

"You actually believed it!" Looking at Machida with a face full of surprise, Kiritani-san couldn't help but laugh. Someone actually believed it—don't even mention the feeling of grabbing breasts, there are real ones right next to you, why would you need to reach out of the car window to test it?

"Is this your reason for staring at my chest?" Kasumigaoka Utaha said, her legs trembling slightly as she crossed her arms over her chest, instantly elevating her already large size.

"I was just wondering if throwing you out of the car window would count as deleting my account and starting over."

"...Please don't say such dangerous things, but since the teacher made the decision beforehand, they have to take responsibility."

“Take...responsibility?” Machida seemed to have heard a line that was very noteworthy, and his eyes lit up instantly, but then he showed an expression as if he had been fed dog food in front of him—are you all dogs?

"Shut up! You think you can slander me for nothing? Asuna won't let you get away with this, I'm telling you." Kiritani-san curled his lip. Actually, he really didn't want to participate in those book signing events anymore. Like Asuna's last signing event, he almost broke his hand signing too many autographs. He also had to keep talking to the readers, and then there was even more... damn perverted stuff!

"By the way, don't worry about assigning me a place tomorrow. I'm just coming along. You don't need to worry about anything else."

"Really not going to show your face?" Machida raised an eyebrow. "Given how popular the name Fujiwara Echizen is right now, if you, Fujiwara-sensei, were to show your face, not only would you attract many fans, but also..."

"I'm starting to suspect that Kasumigaoka did this because they believed you and set a trap for me."

"Well, this might just boost your popularity again, Fujiwara-sensei."

Kiritani looked up helplessly. "Fame can't put food on the table. Besides, my girlfriend is a rich second-generation. Even if my manga flops in the future, I won't starve by living off her. At worst, I can get a teaching certificate or something."

"So, you seem to prefer the teacher theme, no wonder you're so close to Hiratsuka-sensei." Nodding thoughtfully, Kasumigaoka Utaha narrowed her eyes. "I suppose you've drawn some teacher-themed erotic works before... Hmm!!"

"Huh! You're on good terms with Shizuka? I didn't expect you, Fujiwara-sensei, to be planning to have a younger man take advantage of an older woman. I really underestimated you!" With a surprised expression, Machida looked back through the rearview mirror, but what he saw was Kasumigaoka Utaha being pressed down on Kiritani's lap and being ravaged, her long, straight black hair and headband loosened.

A few seconds later, Kiritani-san released Kasumigaoka Utaha with a refreshed expression, calmly smoothed out the wrinkles in his pants, and stretched. "I hope the apartment that Editor Machida booked for me today has a computer. I'm going to play games with some people tonight."

As for the teacher-themed erotic works they mentioned... to my shame, Mr. Fujiwara has never actually drawn any of them. Although he does have quite a few works of this type in his collection, he has never seen those so-called collections since Ms. Kamishirasawa took control of the house keys.

Kicking away Kasumigaoka Utaha's foot that was about to step on her, Kiritani-san reached out and grabbed her stockings, sneering, "I hope you carry spare stockings with you."

Tear! !

The alluring black stockings were suddenly torn open, revealing fair skin...

It's strange, isn't it? Bare legs are actually quite nice, so I don't know why most women on the street wear stockings. Is it really to hide any flaws in their legs?

"Hey! Can you please be a little more mindful? I have no problem with you guys wanting to do something exciting on the train, but even if you're going to do it, at least wait until I get off the train, okay?" Looking at these two bastards, Machida felt that picking them up today was a mistake; he should have just let them take the train.

"Damn it!" Kasumigaoka Utaha rubbed her lower back in pain, her smile completely ruined. Kiritani-san noticed this too, so he decided to leave the woman alone for now. If they kept bothering her, they might end up having a fight in the car.

While typing, he would inexplicably shout out in excitement, and when he got angry, he might actually scratch people like a cat with its fur standing on end. However, the space inside the car was too small, so Kiritani-san couldn't move around freely.

After a few seconds of contemplation, Kiritani made a decision, "Don't do that. I'll just give you a pair of stockings later."

Machida of the Saintess Alliance was furious when she saw the two of them. "Damn idiots! Can't you behave yourselves?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha had a sullen face as she tidied her messy hair, then put on her signature white headband. Her lowered eyelids stared at the torn stockings on her legs, and she remained silent for a long time.

Kiritani Kazuto was utterly helpless. "How about... two pairs?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha looked up blankly.

…………

"Bullshit! I'm going to find a boyfriend too."

Machida gave the two of them the middle finger and quickly drove away.

"Machida... she really went to find a boyfriend?" Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had been silent ever since her stockings were torn, rarely spoke, her eyes burning with gossip.

"If one day Ms. Shizuka tells you that she will never hit anyone again, and Yukinoshita's breasts suddenly become as big as yours, would you believe it?" Kiritani-kun gave two very simple examples.

Kasumigaoka Utaha shook her head decisively, "I don't believe it."

Kiritani shrugged. "That settles it. Instead of believing that Machida has a boyfriend, you should think about why he made us get off at a hardware store... Is he trying to get me to play some games with him like vises?"

Speaking of this, Shi Yu was furious and wished she could stomp on him right now. "Shut up! If it weren't for you, would I have needed to get off here?"

"If it weren't for you, I'd still be at home waiting for Asuna's beloved wife's dinner. You should have some self-awareness, you old hag." His gaze swept over the hardware store and the computer store next door, and Kiritani-kun suddenly saw the street woven with lovely colors, with a faint scent of perfume floating in the air.

No wonder it's a street frequented by women, with clothing stores, apparel stores, hosiery shops, and lingerie stores?

"Would you like to take a look inside this hardware store?"

"Do you want me to go in and buy a crowbar and beat you to death, you ape who's in heat 364 days a year and can't even lift your head on the last day because you're too exhausted to do anything?" Kasumigaoka Utaha's eyes showed a hint of eagerness.

"To be honest, I really don't understand you. You know you can't beat me, and your ventriloquism isn't as good as mine, so why do you still insist on fighting me?" Kirito tilted his head in disbelief. I realized that Kasumigaoka Utaha might be a very cute girl, but sometimes she thinks too simply.

For example, if she wanted to always have the upper hand in terms of ventriloquism, she could only outmaneuver the tsundere twin-tailed girl who wasn't good at talking. She might not even be able to resist Shiina Mashiro's staring technique, let alone expect me to be the one who takes action.

For example, when she's talking about serious matters, she'll be very quiet, and she does seem to respect her teacher. But once the serious matters are over, that venomous snake that's aloof when written but cute when read comes out again—do you think this child is deliberately trying to get my attention?

It's said that many students nowadays try to get the attention of their crush's teacher in this way...

It's a pity. If I hadn't met Asuna, and you were wearing white stockings, you would have definitely caught my eye.

"Hey, what's this ape-like guy lewd about? His expression is so disgusting it's unbelievable." Kasumigaoka Utaha curled her lip in disdain and strode towards the stockings shop. After a few steps, she turned back. "Men aren't allowed in the women's shop. You wait for me outside..."

"Shut up, you fat woman in black stockings!" Kiritani-kun said righteously, "I promised to give you stockings, so I'm the one who gets to choose them. You can't even get in? Are you kidding me!"

Kiritani-kun strode forward and headed towards the stockings store.

Kasumigaoka Utaha sighed softly, "I forgot you had this hobby..."

Kiritani stopped abruptly, looking at Kasumigaoka with an unfriendly expression. "This isn't a hobby, it's an appreciation! It's like a girl liking pink things, or a boy liking to look at stockings and long legs—what's wrong with that?"

"Tsk, all talk and no action." Kasumigaoka curled her lip, then stepped into the hosiery shop, with Kiritani following closely behind, though his expression was slightly subtle.

She's good with words...

How did she know?

Did she try it?

It shouldn't be...

Thus, Kiritani-san and Kasumigaoka entered the hosiery store without any difficulty.

"Welcome!" The saleswoman greeted us with a professional smile. "Ladies, please come this way. These are all the latest summer stocking styles..."

"...Waaaaaaa!!!" Kasumigaoka Utaha's expression suddenly froze, then became strained, and finally she couldn't help but clutch her stomach and laugh, "Miss...Kiritani-chan!?"

With a dark expression, Kiritani-san glared at the shop assistant in a low voice, "I'm a man, I'm a man!"

"I...I'm so sorry! You...you're just too cute...I'm so sorry!"

P.S.: The power went out in this weather, it's absolutely infuriating!

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【NO.198 Stalker】

how to say……