The North American Gourmet Demon Handbook

All the pigments are mixed with pigments from Syrian ruins murals and polishing powder from the Wall Street bronze bull.

The anti-static floor was paved with WTO agreements, the suspension system was repurposed from Bangladeshi child labor looms, and the welding flames were derived from natural gas extracted from bombed oil wells in Yemen...

"Why does this car look like a large-scale ritual scene? Isn't it a bit globalized?"

Li Shanze frowned. He always felt that if he really drove this car, it would be like a shaman.

"This car was created by a lunatic who'd even sacrifice his own daughter. Charlie, can you really accept his bizarre aesthetic?"

When Li Shanze thought of Benjamin's bizarre shape with a pre-modern colonizer on the left and an industrial product on the right, he no longer had any expectations for the appearance of this RV.

The colorful hippie-style RV looked like a garbage dump. Li Shanze subconsciously felt a chill when he thought of himself driving this car.

My will is as hard as iron, I will never drive this car!

Li Shanze said to himself.

At this time, Xia Li hugged Li Shanze's arm, shook Li Shanze, and started to act coquettishly: "Li, I want this car, please, please!"

The soft peaks caressed Li Shanze's arms, and the faint herbal fragrance of the girl wafted into his nose. Li Shanze's will, as hard as iron, was no longer his.

Li Shanze made a final resistance: "Are you sure we don't want to go to New York first?"

"Hey, going from Pittsburgh to New York means passing through Philadelphia anyway!" Xia Li continued to act coquettishly towards Li Shanze, "It's on the way anyway!"

So, Li Shanze was persuaded: "Okay, then our next stop is Philadelphia."

Author's words: There is a hole that I forgot to fill, I modified Chapter 089

In addition, due to something going on in the evening, there will only be one update tomorrow, please forgive me.

092 Airport

"Li, you're the best!" Xia Li cheered with her arms raised high, jumped into Li Shanze's arms and gave him a sweet kiss.

With a bang, the briefcase fell to the ground and many papers scattered from the briefcase.

When all the papers fell to the ground, Xia Li closed her eyes, stood on tiptoe, and wrapped her arms around Li Shanze's neck.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

Xia Li blushed and punched Li Shanze in the chest: "Bad guy."

There was a hot and hard stick that kept preventing the witch from rubbing herself into Li Shanze's body.

So the witch lady angrily decided to punish it, and she must severely punish this troublesome little bad guy.

Ella screamed "Ah" and the little lady was grabbed by the wings by Li Shanze and then put into the bowler hat.

"Let Lady Ella out, Li Shanze, let Lady Ella out!" The elf fluttered in Li Shanze's hat in dissatisfaction.

"No, children are not allowed to watch. I'll let you out later." Li Shanze refused Ella.

Although Ella was locked up, little Li Shanze was released.

Xia Li knelt down and angrily tore off Xiao Li Shanze's disguise, exposing him nakedly to the air.

Then she gently stuck out her tongue and licked it tentatively.

"Hiss——" Li Shanze took a breath of cold air.

...I am the dividing line of harmony...

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Pittsburgh Airport.

"Aren't you going back to New York with me, Gray?" Angie asked.

The lawyer shook her head helplessly. "Haha, we got rid of the military so quickly because I used my family connections. So I had to go to Philadelphia as my father requested."

"Okay, say hello to Senator Hamilton for me," Anjie said.

Gray sighed. "Forget it. My father will never actually accept our relationship. He only verbally supports his daughter to show his open-mindedness."

"I thought Senator Hamilton was a Democratic senator. I was wrong. Sorry."

Gray amusedly corrected him, "No, you're not mistaken. Our whole family is Democrats. Democratic senators only need to show off their so-called openness and progress, but they don't need to be truly open-minded and progressive, especially when it comes to their own daughter. Fortunately, I don't have to consider his opinion."

"Ahaha, politics is too complicated. I really still don't understand politics." Anjie sighed.

"No, quite the opposite, Anjie. Everything you do is on the edge of the law. I can't think of anyone in this world more suited to politics than you."

"I'll take that as a compliment, Gray."

Gray emphasized, "I'm just praising you! But you, Anjie, your operation failed this time. Will you be able to explain to your employer when you return to New York? Why don't you come with me to Philadelphia and hide out?"

"No, that's not necessary. Failure is common in our line of work. If anyone in this world could steal something from the Grand Knight, it would be me. The lady knows this very well."

Anjie explained confidently.

"Especially this time, after the great knight's full-strength attack even destroyed a false god in the process of fusion, that lady has even less reason to blame me."

Gray stared at Anjie with a sharp gaze. "Don't forget, you also put in a lot of effort to destroy that false god. You're even too tired to chat with me."

"Ahaha, I have to say, facing a god directly takes a lot of mental and physical energy." Anjie laughed. "Oh, your flight is about to board. See you in New York?"

"Well, see you in New York. I can't wait to live with you, Anjie." Gray blew her a kiss and hurried towards the boarding gate.

Anjie sighed as she watched Gray leave.

Hiding it like this wasn't a solution... Ange pondered how to explain this to Gray while absentmindedly walking towards the boarding gate for the Pittsburgh to New York flight.

That damn Li Shanze... The bounty hunter girl gritted her teeth when she thought about how she had once been intoxicated and infatuated with Li Shanze.

Although Li Shanze explained to the ladies that he was just mistaken for an archbishop, he actually had nothing to do with Catholicism.

But for Anjie, this only changed the situation from losing her virginity to an old pervert to losing her virginity to a young pervert, and she didn't feel much better - after lifting her skirt, she would never admit that she was also very happy, and even took the initiative to throw herself into his arms.

Damn Li Shanze, damn Li Shanze!

Anjie, who was cursing Li Shanze, seemed to hear a familiar voice.

"Lee, I thought you would go back to Fern Town. After all, the people in the town are very grateful to you."

"I don't think I've done much to deserve the admiration of the people of Fern. I feel like I've been over-praised, and there's nothing I can do to help with the reconstruction. That's why I didn't want to go to Fern and went straight to the airport—oh no, is the airport rushing us to board? Hurry up, we're going to miss our flight to Philadelphia!"

Damn, I even had auditory hallucinations, as if I heard the voice of that bastard Li Shanze!

"Slow down, wait for me, eh? Anjie? Hello!"

There was no doubt about it, it was Charlie's voice.

Anjie, who was lost in thought, suddenly looked up and saw Shirley, who was panting.

Then, of course, she also saw the hateful Li Shanze, whom he had cursed ten thousand times.

Li Shanze ran back, smiled and nodded to Anjie, then picked up Xia Li and said, "Sorry, we have a plane to catch."

"Yeah, we're catching a plane. Are you heading back to New York?" Xia Li leaned sweetly into Li Shanze's arms and waved to Anjie, "See you later, Anjie."

"I'm going back to New York. See you later." Anjie waved her hand and watched Li Shanze run away with Xia Li in his arms.

For some reason, after seeing the intimate scene between Li Shanze and Xia Li, Anjie felt even angrier. She had no place to vent her anger, so she kicked the metal trash can in hatred.

With a bang, the trash can was kicked in by her and a large dent was made.

The pickpocket who was originally staring at the absent-minded Anjie and trying to steal was frightened and turned around and ran away without hesitation, completely unaware that he had escaped.

Li Shanze ran as fast as he could, holding Xia Li in his arms: "Hurry up, we're going to miss out. There are so many people ahead."

"Excuse me, excuse me, we have a plane to catch. Excuse me."

"Go that way, that's the priority lane." Xia Li looked at the sign and pointed in the direction with fewer people.

Li Shanze ran in the direction Xia Li pointed without hesitation.

The flirting and display of affection between the couple attracted a lot of dissatisfaction, and the black lady at the airport security check was one of them.

Damn it, why do you get to act like this just because my husband ran away, leaving me and the kids behind?

The black lady was furious.

"Excuse me, sir, this is the women's priority lane. Please line up properly." The stern black woman at airport security stopped Li Shanze. "This lady can go through, but you can't."

Li Shanze frowned, and the black lady put her hands on her waist and frowned as well. She was a veteran in causing trouble and had seen a lot of it, and she had ruthlessly kicked them all out.

Haha, I'm about to yell at you, you bastard, for not respecting women. I want to see what you'll do.

Li Shanze took a deep breath and roared, "How dare you assume my gender? I've got your employee number memorized, bitch! I'm going to complain to the Pittsburgh Airport!"

The man's rough roar echoed in the airport, and the lingering sound lasted for three days.

Everyone was in an uproar and saluted in the direction where the sound came from.

Anjie, already furious, nearly burst out in anger. Whether the man who said that was actually a man or not, no one had a better say than her.

At this time, Li Shanze didn't care about those curious eyes. He and Xia Li had already walked through the ladies' fast lane in a swaggering manner, leaving only the stunned black lady and countless condemning eyes cast at her.

093 CHINA?

Because they bought the tickets very late, when Li Shanze and Xia Li boarded the plane, only the last row of seats were left, and behind them were only the flight attendant's seat and the bathroom.

Sitting in the plane seat, Xia Li imitated Li Shanze's angry tone with great joy, lowered her voice, and quietly imitated "How dare you assume my gender."

"Lee, you are so mean. You should have seen the expression on that lady's face." Charlie laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

Just to avoid disturbing others in public, Xia Li lowered her voice. She hugged Li Shanze's arm and tried her best to control her body, but her body was shaking uncontrollably due to her laughter.

"How dare you assume its gender?" Li Shanze raised his eyebrows.

Charlie immediately burst out laughing again - maybe that's what it's like when a woman in love laughs, no matter what joke her lover tells her, she will laugh out loud - she had to cover her mouth with her hands and doubled over with laughter.

Finally, the witch calmed down. She punched Li Shanze and said, "Okay, Li, stop trying to make me laugh. Why don't you tell me about your story?"

"My business?" Li Shanze had been on the run and had no time to make up a story for himself. He couldn't just tell the truth and say that he was a time traveler.

"Yeah, like where you're from," Charlie asked.

Li Shanze nodded: "After we finish our business in New York, maybe you would like to come with me to visit my hometown?"

Li Shanze suddenly had the idea of ​​visiting China in this world.

Xia Li was very happy to hear that Li Shanze was willing to take her to visit his hometown.

She asked excitedly, "Your hometown is great! Is it in California?"

"Why do you think my hometown is in California?" Li Shanze was amused by the witch's naivety. "My hometown is in China."

"Sorry, where?" Charlie couldn't hear clearly.

"China."

Charlie looked confused: "Where?"

Is it because my accent is particularly unstandard? Li Shanze was a little self-doubting.

So, he spelled it out letter by letter: "CHINA, China."

Xia Li pouted in dissatisfaction and shook Li Shanze's arm: "Don't tease me by speaking in your hometown dialect, Li. I can't understand a single syllable."

I speak English?

"It's the China in Chinatown." Li Shanze continued.

Charlie's expression was still filled with confusion. She blinked and asked, "What Town?"

Li Shanze was suddenly stunned.

Li Shanze suddenly realized one thing. Since he traveled through time, he had not seen any words about China or any Chinese culture anywhere - even though people recognized that he was Asian.

Does China not exist in this world?

Li Shanze felt a chill for no reason.

"Hey, why am I suddenly so sleepy? Let me sleep for a while, Li." As soon as Xia Li finished speaking, she fell into a deep sleep.

Wasn't Xia Li still very energetic just now? How come she suddenly fell asleep?

Li Shanze had a hunch that there might be something wrong.

He subconsciously looked at the elf Ella who was sleeping soundly on his shoulder. Just now, Li Shanze was running wildly with Xia Li in his arms. The little lady who was thrown off his shoulder was screaming and flapping her wings as she chased after him. She was exhausted and was now catching up on her sleep.

Li Shanze poked Ella, waking her from her deep sleep.