The North American Gourmet Demon Handbook

"What are you doing, Li Shanze? Let Lady Ella sleep a little longer!" Ella complained sleepily.

"Answer me a question and I'll let you sleep."

"There's really nothing we can do about Li Shanze. Just ask, ask quickly." Ella rubbed her eyes and said lazily.

Li Shanze asked tentatively: "Ella, do you know China?"

Ella woke up instantly after hearing this.

She suddenly opened her eyes wide and sat up quickly, her sleepiness seemed to disappear in an instant.

The elf's expression was very serious. "Lady Ella couldn't hear the word Li Shanze just said. Lady Ella is fundamentally unable to recognize that word. How did Li Shanze know that word?"

Li Shanze frowned and looked at Ella: "That's my hometown, that's where I come from."

"So that's how it is. Wait—" Ella suddenly froze.

Ella just stared at Li Shanze, as if thinking about something.

After a long while, she continued, "Li Shanze must not reveal this to anyone else, understand?"

"I've already told Charlie."

"Charlie, can you understand?"

"No, she couldn't understand. She couldn't even hear what I was saying and then she suddenly fell asleep. That's why I'm asking you."

Ella looked at Charlie carefully before continuing, "That's right, you can't hear clearly. Even Lady Ella can't hear clearly. But Charlie, she has the remaining power of Buchaska and the fragments of the godhead. She just needs to get some sleep and she'll be fine."

Li Shanze breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Ella say that Xia Li was fine.

At this time, Ella warned seriously: "But don't tell this to anyone else, understand? It will not only do you no good, but also harm those who hear it."

Li Shanze became increasingly confused: "If you can't even hear the word clearly, how do you know it's dangerous?"

Ella said, "Even Ella can't hear it clearly, which shows how dangerous it is. It must be one of the ultimate mysteries of this world, making it impossible for ordinary people to understand it."

Is China one of the ultimate mysteries of the world, making it impossible for ordinary people to understand it?

Li Shanze always felt that this sentence was very abstract in every sense.

What exactly happened in this alternate world? Is it related to the so-called "end of history"? Does China still exist in this world?

Li Shanze was thinking while looking at the elf standing in the palm of his hand.

Looking at Ella, who no one else could see, Li Shanze suddenly had an idea.

Li Shanze wondered if this little thing had inadvertently revealed a little about her own origins.

Sure enough, seeing Li Shanze's gaze, Ella sighed: "Ella probably understands why the children can't see Ella, but only Li Shanze can see her. It seems that a lot of things happened during the years Ella was asleep."

The image of an old-fashioned fairy tale creature was a little funny. But Li Shanze couldn't laugh at all at this moment.

Li Shanze suddenly realized that perhaps the reason why the female devil Alessia targeted him was also related to his strange "physique"?

The young lady was unaware of Li Shanze's troubles. She even flapped her wings excitedly. "I really want to visit Li Shanze's hometown. I think everyone there will be able to see Ella. Then Ella will have lots of friends! But, Li Shanze, how did you get here?"

Li Shanze shook his head. "I don't know either. I woke up and found myself on a pier in San Francisco. Then I was hunted down as an ogre..."

Then Li Shanze suddenly understood what Ella meant.

"Wait, you mean, it still exists?" Li Shanze asked. "Your argument isn't 'because Li Shanze is from there', right?"

"Of course!" Ella nodded. "It must exist there, otherwise it wouldn't be the ultimate mystery of the world. Li Shanze, don't worry, your hometown is definitely still there."

Hearing Ella say this, Li Shanze felt a little relieved.

Regardless, this world's China still exists, but it has become the ultimate mystery of the world, becoming incomprehensible. Ordinary people cannot comprehend this concept, and even hearing the name will hurt their spirits...

Li Shanze tried to simply summarize the clues he had obtained.

What the hell is this! How can such a huge national entity be so unrecognizable?

Li Shanze took out his mobile phone and tried to search the world map.

Then Li Shanze was dumbfounded.

Good news: China’s land area of ​​9.6 million square kilometers on the world map has not decreased at all.

The bad news is that all these lands are marked as oceans on the map.

Isn't this really the internet joke I saw before traveling through time: "The dark web can deliver arms to every inch of land in the world"?

Li Shanze was speechless.

Li Shanze immersed himself in searching various world maps and looking up information on major websites.

But no matter how he searched, no matter which website he went to, that area was marked as an ocean.

Li Shanze opened Google Earth in disbelief and checked the satellite footage, but what he saw was "dangerous area, missing data".

Li Shanze moved the satellite camera to India, where the scenery, buildings and people appeared one after another.

Then Li Shanze slowly pulled the camera north to the southern foot of the Himalayas. At this time, the camera was effective, but when he tried to continue to move north and aim the camera at the border again, it became "dangerous area, data missing".

What the hell is this?

Unconvinced, Li Shanze searches for the world's highest peak.

The search result turned out to be "Kangchenjunga" located on the border between India and Nepal.

It is clear that parts of Mount Everest and Mount K2 do not belong to China, but the result of the search was Mount Kangchenjunga, which has nothing to do with China.

This is so fucking mysterious, it deserves to be the ultimate mystery of this world!

Li Shanze was so angry that he laughed at the result.

However, this also aroused Li Shanze's strong curiosity about this different world's China.

Li Shanze felt that he must find an opportunity and a way to go back and take a look.

Of course, this is just a long-term goal.

To achieve this goal, the first thing to do is to get rid of the female devil Alessia. Li Shanze doesn't want to lead the devil over - maybe this is her purpose.

And we have to find a way for Charlie's spirit to withstand the mystery.

Finally, and most importantly, of course, safety must be ensured, including safe transportation, safe entry and exit methods, safe guides, and safe contact with the mysterious - everything needs to be carefully considered.

Just as Li Shanze was thinking about the long-term plan for this goal, someone suddenly walked straight towards the seats of Li Shanze and Xia Li.

The hurried footsteps sounded harsh, and it was obvious that the person was not friendly.

094 Female Internet Celebrity

In addition to the rather aggressive footsteps, the perfume sprayed on the visitor's body was also quite aggressive.

In fact, because the plane was about to take off, Li Shanze did not pay attention to the hurried footsteps at first. He thought he was rushing to catch a flight.

However, Li Shanze still frowned subconsciously because of the sharp and strong smell of perfume. He raised his head and saw a woman with raised eyebrows.

Her eyebrows were drawn very sharply, sharper than those on Mexican Day of the Dead dolls.

She wore a dark brown foundation, but it stopped abruptly at her neck.

The cold white color unique to Nordic bloodline was revealed at the neck, like a clear fault.

Her false eyelashes were so conspicuous that they looked like two rows of fences.

The fence is covered with Black Lives Matter signs. Those false eyelashes seem to try to contain the white savior complex that shone from her blue eyes.

Although it was a cold winter, she was dressed very coolly.

Her midriff-baring top was emblazoned with the words "REJECT BODY SHAME" in neon capital letters, while she also wore an Israeli military-grade corset that accentuated her curves.

Because her Latin makeup was too heavy, Li Shanze couldn't even tell whether her original face was beautiful or ugly. He only knew that this woman was so awkward that he felt very uncomfortable.

The woman was holding a mobile phone decorated with all kinds of sequins, and her camera was aimed at Li Shanze and the sleeping Xia Li.

Then, she began her performance.

"How shameful! You're wearing furs like that, miss! Do you know how many poor little animals are killed to make a garment like that?"

The woman roughly reached out to push the sleeping Charlie.

Then the woman's hand was pushed away by Li Shanze.

Li Shanze said coldly: "Be respectful, ma'am, and keep your voice down. My girlfriend is sleeping."

"How can she sleep? How can she possibly sleep? Isn't she afraid of having nightmares wearing a dress filled with the souls of dead small animals?" The woman's voice was as high-pitched as a piglet waiting to be slaughtered.

She raised her phone and pointed it at Li Shanze: "Family, look at this shameless couple! They are not environmentally friendly at all, and they have no respect for animals at all!"

Yes, this is an internet celebrity. And the kind who relies on finding faults to maintain their presence.

Li Shanze had nothing to say about this cyber street stalker.

Especially this woman, the T-shirt she is wearing says "Reject Body Shaming", but both the corset and the bra are shaping her curvy figure.

It's so hypocritical that it's laughable.

I guess these are all the personality of this female internet celebrity. Li Shanze calmly calculated and found that each one is a classic example.

White women put on Latin makeup and even painted their faces darker. Then they punched to refuse body shaming, and kept talking about environmental protection and animal protection. They were the epitome of white left stereotypes.

Li Shanze was speechless when faced with someone who lived up to a stereotype. He felt a bit funny, and the corners of his mouth even curled up uncontrollably.

As for the curious or malicious looks from the passengers on the plane, Li Shanze didn't care at all.

So Li Shanze was too lazy to talk nonsense with this internet celebrity anymore. He waved to the flight attendant and pointed at the female anchor.

The stewardess who had been watching the show with great interest—it was obvious that she was very much attracted by the host's tricks—could no longer remain on the sidelines. She could only reluctantly move forward and said, "Ma'am, please don't disturb the other passengers—"

Then the flight attendant was interrupted by the female internet celebrity.

The influencer shouted in a high-pitched voice: "What? Are you, United Airlines, trying to stop me from correcting these cruel executioners who kill small animals?" (Note: This refers to United Airlines in the United States)

Looking at Xia Li, who was still soundly asleep, Li Shanze felt that she was probably recovering in her sleep. The anchor, whose voice sounded like an animal waiting to be slaughtered, had no effect on her sleep.

So Li Shanze instead leisurely enjoyed the performance of the female internet celebrity.

"As a TikTok anchor, I, Caroline, am filing a complaint with your Chicago headquarters!"

Wait, you're a TikTok streamer? Which country is TikTok from?

Li Shanze only thought that this shrewish woman was funny. In comparison, he was still more concerned about the "mysterious China".

Li Shanze opened the app store and found TikTok, but could not tell the country of origin of the app.

However, internet celebrity Caroline just made a casual threat, and the flight attendant immediately stopped.

Faced with countless raised mobile phones and cameras, the flight attendant gave Li Shanze a look that seemed helpless but was actually gloating.

What a waste of having such a pretty face! Li Shanze was furious and glared at the flight attendant fiercely.

Well, I have to deal with this dog-skin plaster myself.

Li Shanze said to the female internet celebrity unhappily, "This is not what we agreed on, Caroline! We promised you that we would let you take the spotlight in the show, but we didn't say it would happen while Charlie was asleep!"

The female internet celebrity was shocked: "What do you mean by good? Don't be so dirty——"

Li Shanze didn't give her a chance to speak. Just like she rudely interrupted the flight attendant, Li Shanze also rudely interrupted the female internet celebrity.

"We even gave up first class to cooperate with you, and this is how you treat us? Huh? Do you think I'm easy to bully just because I'm Asian?"

The onlookers and the audience in the live broadcast room saw Xia Li's bright red fur top and the earrings that looked very valuable, and also saw Li Shanze in a long trench coat and a round hat.

These outfits undoubtedly provided strong persuasive evidence that Li Shanze and Xia Li, a young couple, should fly first class.

Li Shanze casually took out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his arms, then pulled out two and threw them on the female internet celebrity's face.

"Xia Li said she was willing to cooperate with you in promoting environmental protection, so she refused to accept the money. But you insisted on forcing us to pay two hundred dollars! This little money is not even enough to shine my shoes! Now, take your dirty money and get out!"

Don't you like to create a persona in front of the camera? Then I'll destroy your persona!

Now you are no longer a pioneering, modern and progressive woman, but a shameful bitch who is paid to build a persona.

Li Shanze coldly chose to kill the heart.

After saying this, Li Shanze ignored her and played with his phone coldly.

It was not until two Franklins were slapped hard in the face that the white left-wing internet celebrity woke up from her dream.

She finally realized what was happening and hurriedly closed the live broadcast.

Unfortunately, it was too late.