The North American Gourmet Demon Handbook

Li Shanze shook his head. "Vincent was still trying to protect you, his old friend, at the last moment. It's just that your intelligence is completely incomparable to his."

"First of all, what you believe in is a packaged Protestantism. That sect is called the Holy Law Society. Ordinary believers think that they believe in the Lord, not the indigenous gods of Native Americans." Li Shanze sneered.

"That's because I've known for a long time that He is an indigenous god. Of course I'm not surprised!" Larry argued angrily.

"Secondly, true believers like Robert's family, upon learning that the god they believed in had fallen, were devastated and like the walking dead. They still haven't recovered from this blow."

"But you are just like an ordinary person, not affected at all, and even your mood has become better. How about it, does killing an indigenous god make you happy?" Li Shanze slapped Larry's face lightly and said provocatively.

Sure enough, the redneck sheriff suddenly became red-hot.

"Asshole! Don't touch me with your dirty hands! You despicable yellow monkey!" Sheriff Larry's boiled egg-like head suddenly turned red.

He tried to punch Li Shanze, but Li Shanze dodged it nimbly.

Then Li Shanze kicked Sheriff Larry hard against the wall.

Sheriff Larry had cold sweat on his forehead, but he endured it and gritted his teeth, refusing to cry out in pain.

"To be honest, you are not very good at hiding your true feelings. You always try to pretend to respect me and Agent Mackenzie, but there is uncontrollable disgust in your eyes." Li Shanze shook his head.

"No doubt you are deeply distressed by the fact that your fellow white people worship an Aboriginal god."

"The FBI happened to be investigating the establishment and development of Good Buddy Herbicide, and it was you who initially attracted the investment here."

"A herbicide company dealing with an indigenous god whose incarnation is a Sitka spruce. It really doesn't take any effort to connect the dots."

"So, you and the military hit it off, each taking what they wanted. You staged a chemical weapons leak in an attempt to kill Buchaska, who had transformed into a Sitka spruce."

"That's just a factory that's been abandoned for years and a chemical weapons testing site. How could the military have been keeping tabs on it? Of course someone must have tipped off."

"Am I right, European-American?"

Once again angered by the term "European American", Sheriff Larry roared angrily, and then Li Shanze punched him in the stomach.

Sheriff Larry hunched over like a shrimp, holding his stomach with both hands. His face flushed red, but he still stubbornly refused to cry out in pain.

Li Shanze slowly walked forward, squatted down, and continued to gently pat Sheriff Larry's cheek, like slapping him in the face.

Li Shanze asked slowly, "You can try to kill a god because of racial discrimination, but I can understand your hostility towards me."

After a pause, Li Shanze continued, "However, what I don't understand is that Agent Kate McKenzie is clearly an Anglo-Saxon white woman and a clergyman. Why are you so hostile to her?"

"Oh, women should stay at home, give birth to children and do housework. Everything else is men's business! What do you know, you yellow monkey? Sooner or later you will become a slave to women!" Sheriff Larry uttered a vicious curse.

As the saying goes, lies hurt little, but the truth is the sharpest knife.

Sheriff Larry's unintentional curse made Li Shanze furious - he was thinking about how to escape the slavery of the female devil.

An enraged Li Shanze pinned Sheriff Larry to the ground and pressed his knee on his neck.

"Hold it, hold it..." Soon, Sheriff Larry, who felt suffocated, could not help but beg for mercy.

"No, don't say that. Say, 'I can't breathe,' and then slap the ground with your right hand." Li Shanze sneered, "Otherwise, you'll probably suffocate to death."

Li Shanze's evil request made Sheriff Larry blush completely, and his boiled egg head turned red all of a sudden.

To have a redneck sheriff beseeching people of color like this was obviously a huge offense to Sheriff Larry.

However, the situation is stronger than people. When choosing between life and dignity, even the stupid rednecks will choose life.

"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" Sheriff Larry slapped the ground hard and shouted in humiliation.

"Very good, thank you for your cooperation." Li Shanze looked at a crystal that emerged from the ground where Sheriff Larry had slapped it with satisfaction, and put it away.

"Now, you can take him away, Agent Mackenzie." Li Shanze smiled.

Kate didn't hesitate for even a second and immediately took Sheriff Larry away. In fact, she was afraid to stay with Li Shanze.

When Kate left, Charlie cheered, "The experiment was successful, wasn't it?"

"Yes, thanks to you, Xia Li. Thanks to you for summarizing the previous rituals and figuring out the rules. Now it seems that it is indeed useful." Li Shanze said.

"We have to thank Angie for the clues. She told us that she once saw in a notebook that the heart of Sheriff Redneck is edible, and it also recorded the effects of eating it," said Charlie.

Well, you don't know that I tortured Anjie repeatedly, and she accidentally let the secret slip.

"Thanks to Anjie's clues, I was able to come up with this."

Charlie smiled and took out a piece of paper from her pocket.

"Red Neck Sheriff Crystal

Crystallization source: American Redneck Sheriff

Gained ability: Gun Domination - can transform any stick-like object into a shotgun (such as a broom, baseball bat, iron pipe, or even a candlestick).

Shooting non-white people with converted firearms will be regarded as normal law enforcement by everyone, and they will turn a blind eye to the shooting and will not be held legally responsible.

Shooting lower-class white people other than Anglo-Saxons and Jews would be legally pardoned and exempt from civil compensation.

Shooting superior white people such as Anglo-Saxons and Jews would cause the gun to explode, making it impossible to harm them and requiring high compensation.

Side effect: I wake up every hour from auditory hallucinations of BLM protests while sleeping.

Crystallization Ceremony:

The first method is to make the sheriff publicly and sincerely confess his racial discrimination behavior in the church, and to shout "Black Lives Matter" in a church where white people worship.

The second method is to use the drug cigarettes confiscated by the sheriff to light the sheriff's badge, and then have the sheriff's wife violently beat the sheriff. Crystals will precipitate from the wounds on the sheriff's body.

The third method is to kneel down on the sheriff's neck (if the sheriff is not bald, he needs to shave his head), forcing him to hit the ground with one hand and shout "I can't breathe." Crystals will precipitate on the ground where the sheriff hits.

Among the three methods Xia Li deduced, the first method was impossible, and Li Shanze was unwilling to do the second method, so the only method left was the third method that was full of evil taste.

Fortunately, Charlie based on the effectiveness of the crystallization, and then applied the witchcraft paradigm to reverse the process, she succeeded in one go.

But Sheriff Larry is just a redneck sheriff after all, not a vampire with a lifespan of hundreds of years, so the effect of his ability crystallization is not that strong.

Of course, fortunately, Sheriff Larry is a redneck sheriff, and the United States has no shortage of such things, which means that the source of such sheriff crystals is very rich and almost inexhaustible.

"Hehe, this is all thanks to Buchaska for giving me his last remaining power and a little bit of his godhood," Charlie said with a smile. "Otherwise, with my previous limited understanding of witchcraft, I wouldn't be able to deduce these rituals."

Li Shanze nodded: "So what Mr. Vincent said is wrong. Good people don't necessarily go unrewarded."

"That's right!" Miss Witch smiled, and it was obvious that she preferred Li Shanze's argument.

"Can you tell me what happened that day?" Li Shanze asked tentatively.

091 RV

"That day, you transformed the poisonous gas into oil. Then, after Anjie opened the door, I thought I heard Buchaska say something to me. At the same time, a powerful force surged towards me, so I couldn't hear what he said at the end."

Charlie recalled it seriously, with a look of regret on her face, as if she regretted not being able to hear Buchaska's last words clearly.

"When I came to my senses, it was already morning, and I was already in the Glass Palace. Then I found that my understanding of witchcraft had reached a new level, and I could mobilize more power."

Hearing this, Li Shanze was sure that Xia Li had no idea what happened that day, which made him quietly relieved.

Charlie opened her hands, and four magic circles appeared out of thin air. "I think these are gifts from Buchaska!"

Speaking of her increased power, the witch said proudly, "Hey, I'm no longer the weak witch who could only use a few tricks. If I could go back to that night when I was hitchhiking, I wouldn't necessarily be fooled by you again, Mr. Ogre."

At this point, Charlie couldn't help laughing.

While chatting and laughing, she took out her slender magic wand that she had never used and waved it at Li Shanze as a gesture of protest.

"Ahem." Li Shanze cleared his throat, held his head high and chest out, assuming the posture of a singer.

Faced with Li Shanze's pretentious attitude, Xia Li laughed and leaned on Li Shanze's shoulder, her body shaking.

Finally, after they had finally finished laughing, Charlie asked, "Hey, what's the principle behind your singing, Li? Not only can it destroy supernatural powers, but it's also so unpleasant. Iko, who didn't have earplugs that day, was so scared that she hung up the phone."

While Li Shanze used his singing—if that thing could be called a singing—to destroy Jimmy's divine drive, he also destroyed Miss Hacker's will.

After being tortured by the unpleasant singing, Ai Ko refused to make another phone call and instead sent the chat history she had intercepted to Grey's phone.

"That's just some side effect. In fact, I should have swallowed the throat bone fragments of the fraud goddess Apat." Li Shanze recalled the information Ella told him and explained to Xia Li.

"Apat?" Xia Li frowned and thought for a long time, "The Apat in Pandora's Box?"

Li Shanze nodded. "Yes, that's Apatah, the ancient Greek goddess of deception. Because she knows the 'original lie,' she can undo all miracles."

"Because of this, she was dismembered by the gods. Some of her remains somehow made their way to the Americas, perhaps on a Phoenician merchant ship or a Liverpool slave ship."

"I'm not sure how it did it, but it must have swallowed Apat's throat fragments."

Speaking of this, Li Shanze even suspected that he really had some connection with the ogre. After he traveled through time, he accidentally swallowed the throat bone fragment of the deception goddess, and the crystals he obtained later were all improved from the ogre's diet.

"But how did you know this, Li?" Charlie asked curiously, "Just like that vampire, after you saw the ogre's recipe, you naturally knew about the reformation ritual."

"I actually have an occult consultant." Li Shanze pointed at Ella on his shoulder. "She told me everything. Can you see her?"

"Her?" Charlie narrowed her eyes, revealing a somewhat dangerous look.

Ella was startled and quickly hid behind Li Shanze's neck.

"Wow, Li Shanze, this witch is so scary! Don't tell the witch where Ella is hiding!" The elf trembled.

Ella spoke, as always, without using personal pronouns.

"I'll take what you said as true, Li." Xia Li looked at Li Shanze and asked seriously, "Next, should we set off for New York?"

"Jimmy took the blame for the cannibal wanted across the United States. Now the police have cancelled the warrant for my arrest. My identity as an FBI consultant has also been confirmed. We can indeed set off for New York now." Li Shanze nodded.

Hearing Li Shanze say this, Miss Witch's face turned cloudy and sunny again, and she laughed, "Great, let's go!"

It seems that Xia Li doesn't want to wait even a minute to urge Li Shanze to divorce.

"Don't worry, before that, we have to find Agent Mackenzie." Li Shanze said.

"Oh? Why are we still looking for Kate? Didn't she already give us all the notes she found in Jimmy and Dr. Benjamin's homes?" Charlie patted the briefcase she was carrying and asked with pretended curiosity.

Kate hasn't been able to break free from the ring's control yet. Will Li discover something?

Xia Li was getting nervous. She tried her best to prevent Li Shanze and Kate from meeting again, fearing that Kate would reveal some flaws.

"Oh, it's not a problem at all." Li Shanze smiled. "Our Great Knight smashed my car into pieces. Shouldn't he make appropriate compensation? Without a car, we wouldn't be able to get anywhere even if we went to New York."

"Ah, well, we can just buy one in Pittsburgh!" Charlie rolled her eyes and said, "There's no need to alarm Kate about such a small matter!"

Li Shanze shook his head. "But Dr. Benjamin spent most of the dollars I got from Mr. Mercenary. Many of the remaining dollars are contaminated by oil and are unusable. I'm afraid I don't have enough money to buy a good car."

"Then just buy a used car, it's okay!" Xia Li patted her chest nonchalantly, indicating that she didn't mind.

Li Shanze felt a little strange. He didn't understand why Miss Witch didn't seem to want to meet Kate again.

Aren't they close? Are they just superficial friends? Girls' friendships are so hard to fathom.

But this did not prevent Li Shanze from teasing Xia Li. He liked to see Xia Li's embarrassing look as she racked her brains to find excuses.

So Li Shanze, with a bad taste in his mouth, continued: "But I really like that Ford Raptor. It's very smooth to drive."

"Uh, uh, uh, I, I!" Xia Li's face turned red with anxiety. Li Shanze secretly laughed in his heart, and his evil taste was greatly satisfied.

At this moment, Charlie thought of an idea. She slapped her head and said, "I know a better car!"

"Ah? What car?" Li Shanze became interested.

Charlie opened her briefcase, pulled out a notebook, and rummaged through it. "Got it!"

Xia Li handed the notebook to Li Shanze. "I found it in Dr. Benjamin's notes before. He has a painstakingly built RV parked in Philadelphia. It's for when he seizes divine power! Now that Buchaska has transferred his remaining power to me, we will definitely be able to drive this car!"

What secrets are there between Charlie and Kate? Why would Charlie go to Philadelphia first instead of New York?

Li Shanze secretly took note of this matter, then took the notebook and read it carefully.

"The Lesion Patroller? This is a name that a doctor must have given it." Li Shanze commented with amusement.

"Hehe, we can change its name!" Xia Li breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Li Shanze buried in his notes.

Then Li Shanze was shocked. Although he knew that Dr. Benjamin was talking nonsense, the description of the RV in this notebook was simply the epitome of modern shamanism.

The chassis and body are made of Berlin Wall steel bars and scrap from the US-Mexico border wall.

The engine uses graphite fragments from the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and the core of the melted furnace in Fukushima...

"How did you get this thing? Is it really safe?"

The car windows are made of broken glass from a church at the Rwandan genocide and the remains of Lincoln's car windows at the scene of the Kennedy assassination.

"Considering Dr. Benjamin's ethnicity, it's not surprising that he was able to get these things."

The tires are made of rubber scraped from the rubber plantations where left-wing guerrillas hide in Malaysia, and ash from the Amazon rainforest burnt down...

"How do I replace this tire if it's damaged? Oh, it can repair itself automatically, so there's no need to replace it. That's quite convenient."