Mountain and Sea Museum

Meow V who loves to drink jasmine milk green: I went to eat at @山海馆 today, the environment is really great, the food is super delicious, and I also won a super-sized nine-tailed fox pillow, but I can only eat Chinese food and not dinner This is not good [two ha]

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After this beauty blogger posted her Weibo, many of her fans liked, commented and forwarded it. Some praised the restaurant for being beautiful, some said that the dish looked very appetizing, and some were praised by the oversized kyuubi. The fox pillow is so cute, and naturally some people ask why they can't have dinner.

She replied to the person who asked the question, saying that the museum is closed at night, so the restaurant does not serve dinner.

Coincidentally, many big Vs have posted on Weibo @山海馆, making a strong request for the museum to stay open until night.

Although the price of each dish in the forest restaurant is not cheap, it is delicious!

All the people who have eaten at the forest restaurant say that it is worth the money. Eating such delicious food in such a good environment is really a great enjoyment in life. so happy.

Anyone who has dined in the restaurant is full of praise for the restaurant, and Amway is sure to come to eat, and some people even describe it as "you can't eat Shanhai Forest Restaurant once in your lifetime, it is an incomplete life".

Although it is inevitable that there are blackmails on the Internet, accusing the restaurant of high prices, but they are all sprayed back by others-"Have you eaten it? Don't BB if you haven't eaten it. Is this a conscience price? It's so delicious. The dishes are carefully selected and the ingredients are fresh, and I heard that there is also the chef's unique secret recipe, and the price can't be more conscientious."

That’s right, everyone feels that it’s a pity that the restaurant is only for lunch, and no takeaway is provided. The museum is closed on Mondays, and the restaurant is still closed. It’s really a willful way of doing business.

The foodie's power is infinite, and for no reason, a hot topic of #史最志恶餐厅# came out, which made Ling Muyu, who was staring at the online comments, dumbfounded.

The three little demons in charge of online marketing were stunned, not knowing whether it was good or bad for such a hot topic to be brought up by humans, and looked at the administrator anxiously.

"It's fine, it's fine." Ling Muyu said to the three little demons: "It's better to be willful than to have nothing to talk about."

The three little demons breathed a sigh of relief, and the golden pheasant demon Maocai asked: "Then I will post some pictures of today on Weibo? Also bring this topic?"

Ling Muyu said yes, so Mao Cai chose the photos in front of the computer. After the selection, he retouched the photos and applied some filters. After checking that there was no problem, he sent a Weibo——

Shanhai Museum V: #史史最恐怖餐厅# The advertising law says that you can’t use limit words, so... let’s just look at the pictures.

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After the microblog was posted, fans of the museum quickly went to the comments to hahaha non-stop, saying that Guan Bojun is so silly and cute, and some asked Guan Bojun to explode photos, and later it became " Hahaha" line up.

Mao Cai swiped Weibo for a while, her face flushed with embarrassment, and finally she couldn't bear the "hahaha" of human beings, and suddenly changed into her original shape, and ran out of the office dragging her colorful tail.

When the monsters saw it, they also roared with laughter.

Only Taotie didn't smile, with a stinky face, paws scratching the ground, it was depressed that the keychain made in its image was disliked by two little girls today.

——Human cubs have no vision, how ugly is the mighty and majestic Taotie, how ugly is it?

Bai Ze squinted at it, and said, "You have to plan it out, so as not to damage the floor."

"I want you to take care of it!" Taotie said angrily, "Just take care of yourself and your family!"

"I don't want to worry about you, I'm worried about the floor." Bai Ze hummed.

Taotie flashed his paw and pointed at Bai Ze: "Do you want to fight?"

Bai Ze crossed his arms and said: "I don't fight with savage beasts, it will damage my character of auspicious beasts. Now any monsters don't even try to get close to me, especially physical contact. I'm a beast with a wife, so I can't Being taken advantage of by you bachelors."

Bachelors: "..."

Ever since Bai Ze married a human, he has been taught to be beaten more and more by the cunning humans, and he would shoot map guns at them to taunt them.

The monsters looked at each other and found that everyone had the same purpose, so...

"Smack it!"

Fenghuang raised the horn to charge, and all the ancient monsters rushed to Bai Ze, surrounding him and fighting in groups.

Ling Muyu didn't stop seeing Bai Ze singled out the group of monsters, and took out snacks from the refrigerator with great interest, and ate with Dan Xiao while watching the fun.

"Where's Bai Ze's family? I haven't seen them for several days." Dan Xiao unpacked a mochi package, took a bite, and frowned: "It's too sweet, humans put too much saccharin."

Ling Muyu helped him eat the remaining half of a super-sweet mochi, and said vaguely: "Brother Zhang won the bid for the three halls and one hall, but the boss of Party A has a lot of problems, and he believes in Fengshui. If he insisted on changing the design of the concert hall, he went to negotiate with Party A."

"I have to change it after I selected it? Why did I choose it in the first place?" Dan Xiao lowered his head and bit off the shredded organ squid in his little fish's hand.

Ling Muyu said: "At the beginning, it was the people from the bidding committee who scored, and Brother Zhang's plan scored the highest, so he won the bid. As for the boss of Party A, who knows what he thinks."

Dan Xiao nodded seriously: "Humans are really fickle animals, no matter male or female."

"We humans generally talk about men and women, not male and female."

"you are not human."

"If you look at it from another angle, you are scolding me."

"It's too late to love you, why would I scold you?"

"..."

Ling Muyu felt her cheeks were hot, she didn't need to look in the mirror, it must be flushed.Now he finally understands why the golden pheasant suddenly turned red and ran away, because...

Brother Ling also really wants to transform!

"Tell me, when did you upgrade the love talk system?!" Ling Muyu pinched the cheeks of her male god with both hands.

Dan Xiao: "Don't you like it? I saw it in a novel."

But why does my little fish react differently from the people in the novel?The person in the novel shyly threw himself into the man's arms after listening to it. Why did Xiaoyu pinch his face aggressively? !

"Wow, I like it so much." Ling Muyu smiled: "Listen for another ten yuan."

"Watch out!!!"

Um?What kind of love story is it?Ling Muyu looked bewildered, and was hugged by Dan Xiao's waist and jumped into the air.

He took a closer look——

Well, half of the office was suddenly flooded with water. The sofa, coffee table, TV, game console, etc. were all soaked in the water, and they were basically scrapped by visual inspection.

"I set up an enchantment to block the water." Dan Xiao explained why the office was only half flooded, and there was an obvious dividing line of the water surface.

In half of the office without water, the little monsters crowded together in fright.

Then, in half of the office that was flooded, water entered the plug board and caused a short circuit. With a "snap", the lights in the entire office went out and it was pitch black.

In the darkness, a sad voice sounded: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Very good, the account of the mouse monster's struggle for a whole day, it was scrapped by visual inspection.

"Yes! Who! Did it!" the administrator gritted his teeth.

The monsters soaked in the water can see things at night, asking each other if the other party did it, and agreed that the fight is not allowed to use spiritual power, only hand-to-hand combat.

Dan Xiao took out a huge night pearl from the Qiankun in his sleeve, and Ling Muyu saw that his eyes were looking out of the museum.

The next moment, he heard a loud laugh: "Hahahahaha..."

Before he could even frown, the laughter turned into "Ah, I was wrong, I just wanted to say hello, God Danxiao, be gentle, your hair is about to fall off..."

Ling Muyu: "???"

The monsters soaked in the water: "This voice...so familiar."

Then, Ling Muyu saw a dragon head, human body, bird claws, and feathered arms... uh, a creature was pulled into the office by an invisible force.

Ling Muyu: "..."

Damn it, this creature has a human body but no clothes, I'm about to go blind.

"Ji Meng, you're not dead?" Dan Xiao said.

The one called Ji Meng smiled flatteringly: "I woke up after a nap, God Danxiao doesn't need to curse me to death. Can you let go first?"

"Ji Meng?" Ling Muyu asked in surprise, "Is it Ji Meng, the God of Rain?"

Ji Meng nodded again and again: "It's me, it's me, it's me."

Seeing that the person asking the question was an ordinary human being held in Dan Xiao's arms, he was shocked: "This is?" Then pointing at Dan Xiao, "Dan Xiao God, you... you... you actually betrayed Dong Dong?" Jun!!!”

Dan Xiao: "..."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Monsters: "Hahaha..."

Ji Meng looked down at the laughing monsters who were soaked in the water, and said angrily, "What are you laughing at?"

Dan Xiao: "This is Shitui."

Ji Meng: "God is lying, Dong Jun is much better-looking than this human being, and he is even taller than this human being."

Ling Muyu was furious, what the hell, is [-] short?You dragon head monster looks tall, you are not pretending to be out of dragon horns, and you don't have clothes on, I'm going to report you to pornography.

"Did you lose your mind while sleeping?" Dan Xiao pointed to the water below, "Take the water away."

Ji Meng obediently collected the water, half of the office soaked in water was in a mess, and the monsters were also soaked wet, all in a mess.

Especially Fenghuang, with gorgeous feathers wet and attached to his body, although he was still much better looking than a chicken, but his appearance was greatly discounted.

Seeing this, Ling Muyu was so angry that she almost lost her mind, and glared at Ji Meng, "You are sick, why flood my office if you have nothing to do?"

"You humans are so fierce." Ji Meng was still wronged, but was taught a lesson by humans, "It's just to say hello, I go in and out of the storm, I still control the divine power, otherwise I can kill you all over the place." flooded."

Ling Muyu sneered: "You still want to flood my entire museum?"

"What is a museum? No, I really just said hello and told you that I, Ji Meng, is here." Ji Meng waved his paws again and again.

Ling Muyu sneered even worse. The monsters saw him like this for the first time, and they thought it was terrible. Ji Meng might not know how to be tortured, and then he heard him spit out two words: "Pay! Money!"

"Ah?" Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, and quickly took something from the Qiankun in his sleeve, "Okay, I will pay." Seeing that you have the support of God Danxiao, I will bear with you, a rude human being.

"The visual loss here is more than 50 yuan, and there are later repairs and new furniture. I'm at a loss, you pay a whole number, [-] yuan." Ling Muyu babbled a number, and added a supplement Condition, "I only accept RMB, and nothing else."

Ji Meng was confused: "What is RMB?"

Ling Muyu OS: I know you don’t know RMB, hum!

"Wow~Wow~" The majestic and half-big tiger's voice suddenly rang out in the office. Dan Xiao Ling Muyu and the big demon and the little demons looked at the corner where the sound came from, and the majestic shivered there, their hair all wet. Yes, stick it on the body, so pitiful.

Qiongqi hurried over to fetch it, and kept licking it dry.

There was a sudden flood just now. It is estimated that the prestige did not run away and was flooded. It was ups and downs in the water for a long time. The whole tiger was frightened and stupid. It took a long time to recover and let out a cry to remind the parents.

The monsters themselves were still wet, but they all surrounded Weifeng to dry it in various ways. Fudou also proposed to breathe fire to dry the tiger, and was kicked away by other monsters.

What kind of fire to spray, what to dry, what to do when the majestic hair is burned?

Ji Meng was surprised: "Qongqi, when did you have a son? Why is it yellow and black? Was it born with Yuwu?"

Qiongqi&梼杌: "..."

Taotie helped and said, "Are you stupid! How did the two male beasts have a son?!"

Ji Meng: "That's right. Then this little demon was born to Qiongqi and He Yao?"

Qiongqi: "..."

"You should take care of yourself first." Ling Muyu interrupted Ji Meng's 50 whys, "Your water scared my tiger, and I have to pay for physical trauma, psychological trauma, nutrition, and rehabilitation. I won’t charge you too much, just barely [-]. If my tiger’s recovery is not good, I will ask you for additional compensation.”

Ji Meng: "Your tiger is cowardly, why should I pay compensation?"

"Does cowardice deserve to be frightened out of the psychological shadow?" Ling Muyu said: "Then you are so ugly, can't you go out because of your ugliness?"

Ji Meng: "..." Does this, this ugliness have something to do with going out?

Ling Muyu was furious, and glanced at Dan Xiao, who immediately got it, and said in a chime, "Hurry up and lose money, you must ask for RMB."

Ji Meng was annoyed: "I, I don't have RMB."

Dan Xiao: "No?"

Ji Meng nodded.

Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu looked at each other, and then looked at Ji Meng together, with the same smile on their faces, which made Ji Meng shudder violently.

It always feels like something bad is going to happen.