Mountain and Sea Museum

Although the God of Guangshan Jimeng has a human body, he has a dragon head. When he haunts the mountains, he will be accompanied by violent storms.

More than 3000 years ago, this god suddenly felt exhausted and unable to do what he wanted, so he set up an enchantment in his cave, preparing to take a nap and recover.

Unexpectedly, this nap lasted for more than 3000 years.After waking up, the human society is no longer what it used to be. The spiritual energy in the world is so thin that it is almost gone. He followed the direction of the spiritual energy flowing to Wolong Mountain in a daze, and was surprised by the knitting humans on the mountain. After staring at it for a long time, he saw Dan Xiao.

Ji Meng wanted to jump over to greet Dan Xiao on the spot, but he didn't dare to see so many humans, so he waited and waited.At night, when all the humans left, he saw many big monsters he knew in the past, and decided to greet them in a very majestic posture. After much deliberation, he came up with a way to flood the museum.

"Did you misunderstand the word Wei'an?" Ling Muyu felt that this trick was so stupid that he couldn't look directly at it.

Ji Meng glanced at him and said nothing.

This human being is so cunning, he just said a few words, and I owe him inexplicably... Uh, fifty plus fifty, 100 RMB, and I still owe more after I say a few more words? !

"It's one million, not one hundred. You missed four zeros." Ling Muyu corrected.

Ji Meng was shocked: "You human being is so scary, you can hear what I say in my heart?"

Ling Muyu: "..." He didn't speak, but rolled his eyes to express.

Monsters: "Hahaha..."

Dan Xiao sighed heavily: "Speak out what you think in your heart."

In ancient times, Ji Meng's IQ was so anxious, thousands of years later, he was still so anxious.This is probably because the stupid god has a stupid blessing, which allowed him to escape the catastrophe of gods and demons 2000 years ago, and he did not fall because of lack of faith.

Ji Meng lowered his head in embarrassment, Ling Muyu guessed that he was blushing with shame, but he had a dragon face covered with tiny cyan scales, and it was impossible to tell whether he was red or not.

"Let's rest tonight, tomorrow I will call someone to repair the circuit in the office." Administrator Ling looked tiredly at the soaked half of the office, looked at Ji Meng, and said: "You have a rest today, and tomorrow you will start working in our museum Pay the debt."

With a dazed expression on his face, Ji Meng said slowly, seemingly puzzled, "Working, working, paying off debts?"

"Otherwise? Do you have the money to pay off the debt?" Ling Muyu said.

Ji Meng bowed his head: "I didn't."

"Well, I know you haven't."

Ling Muyu took Dan Xiao to leave first.

The little demons also ran away quickly, so as not to suffer the same disaster as the majestic tiger.

The big monsters gathered around Ji Meng to reminisce about the old days, carried Ji Meng, who was still in a daze, to the waterside pavilion, arrested the black dragons, and asked them to help him barbecue.

The six black dragons who had already run back to the room were grilling meat bitterly, while the little white dragon followed curiously, looking at the leader Ji Mengshen from afar.

Ji Meng hasn't eaten anything for more than 3000 years, and when he smelled the aroma of barbecue, he was immediately relieved and ate happily. He even grilled a piece by himself.

"That is to say, Dong Jun has become an ordinary human being now, and he has lost his former glory." Ji Meng looked around while eating the barbecue he had grilled, and said, "This place is pretty good. There are places to eat and play. Then I will reluctantly stay here and work.”

"Of course, Xiaoyu is well-managed." All the monsters proudly puffed up their chests, "You don't know what kind of life we ​​lived before Xiaoyu came. Shameless human monks fooled us with frozen meat and let us eat it. Cold, hard raw meat."

Ji Meng was surprised: "You actually call Dong Jun 'Little Fish'? Isn't that exclusive to the gods?"

Fenghuang said: "It's so kind to call Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu asked him to call him. And now we generally call Zunshen the curator."

"Curator." Ji Meng repeated, and then felt that he was patted on the shoulder.

Say the curator, and the curator will arrive.

Dan Xiao patted Ji Meng again, "Come with me, I have something to ask you."

Ji Meng put down the barbecue and obediently followed Dan Xiao. The monsters also wanted to follow, but they were stopped by the curator's sharp eyes, and watched Dan Xiao and Ji Meng disappear stiffly.

Fat Relic Bird: "Scared me to death."

Fenghuang: "The curator is so fierce."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Why do you say the curator is looking for Ji Meng?"

Taotie: "Don't let us follow, it's so suspicious."

Fuzhu: "It must be for Xiaoyu's godhead."

All the monsters looked at Fuzhu, the latter raised his hoof and looked back with contempt: "Silly, the most important thing for the curator now is Xiaoyu's godhead."

Although the monsters felt that what Fu Zhu said was very reasonable, they absolutely couldn't bear to be called "stupid" by it, and immediately attacked Fu Zhu like the gang beating Bai Ze before.

emmmmm... At night, there is no TV and no game consoles, so the only pastime left is to fight.

Over there, Ji Meng followed Dan Xiao and quickly shrank into an inch, and reached the cave of Wolong Mountain.

This hole is the place where the aura of the dragon veins of Wolong Mountain gathers, and it is also the place where Dan Xiao slept in the underground palace before. The extremely strong aura collides here, and birds and beasts dare not approach it. It is a good place... to whisper.

Dan Xiao stood still at the hole, his robe was blown away by the aura, Ji Meng looked at his clothes, and then at his naked body, feeling inexplicably ashamed.

No wonder before Dongjun talked to himself with his head tilted, not wearing clothes, isn't it what humans call hooliganism.

"God, do you still have any clothes?" Ji Meng said, "Give me a set of clothes to wear."

"You didn't always say that wearing clothes is a human thing, you are a god, you don't wear it if you don't want to." Dan Xiao teased and took out an unworn set from Qiankun in his sleeve and gave it to him.

Ji Meng wrinkled his dragon's face, he didn't pay attention to God like Dong Jun, but he didn't need to point it out so shamelessly.He took the clothes, transformed into a complete human form, put on the clothes, and asked: "God, why did you ask me to come?"

"Have you ever heard of the thing about taking the godhead and becoming a god?" Dan Xiao cut to the chase.

Ji Meng blinked his big eyes with a silly face.

Dan Xiao waited for his answer.

Ji Meng blinked and blinked his big eyes, then suddenly took a big step back, and said in surprise: "I will not give up my godhood to Dong Jun. Besides, even if I want to, Dong Jun will not give up my godhood." It may be able to fuse with my godhead. God, give up."

Dan Xiao: "..."

Thousands of years have passed, and some gods really only grow old but not smart.

Ji Meng was still chattering and saying, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come here. Once I came here, I would be in debt, and I would be considered a god. I am so miserable. Is there any god worse than me?"

"Shut up!" Dan Xiao said angrily, "No one wants your godhead."

Ji Meng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good."

Dan Xiao had no choice but to tell the god-monster catastrophe and the handbook that he had seen before catching the evil cultivator.

"Humans can take away the godhead?" Ji Meng shook his head, "I've never heard of it."

Dan Xiao called Ji Meng out for questioning, but actually he didn't have too much hope, how could the stupid Ji Meng know something that even Ming Huo didn't know.

It's just that he doesn't give up, and always wants to give it a try, maybe he will find a way to make Xiaoyu recover.

He doesn't want to last for only a few decades, he wants to be with his little fish year after year, until they fall, until the end of the world.

"Respect God, don't be discouraged." Seeing that Dan Xiao's face was not looking well, Ji Meng comforted him, "We can find more secret realms from before, maybe we can find a way to restore Dongjun."

Dan Xiao said: "There is no secret realm for a long time, and it has been destroyed by human beings for thousands of years."

"Ah?" Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, then quickly asked: "Then what about the little fairyland I created before? What about the little fairyland I created in Luyi Mountain?"

"Without enough spiritual power, it would have collapsed a long time ago." Dan Xiao said: "The collapse of the Little Wonderland may cause an earthquake, and then the things in the Little Wonderland will fall to the mountain. When humans see it, they will pick it up."

"...Ahhhhhhhhh!" Ji Meng screamed: "My ?(tū)琈琈琈, I purposely used such a perfect ?琈琈琈琈 to carve my life-like god ahhhh!"

Dan Xiao sympathized with him at first, but after hearing it, he didn't sympathize at all.

I have seen a narcissistic god, but I have never seen such a narcissistic Ji Meng.

Minghuo is also narcissistic, but not so narcissistic that he carves a jade statue for himself.

"Go, go back."

Ji Meng followed behind Dan Xiao, still regretting his statue, and didn't know who picked it up.

Woooooo, that is the most perfect one that he carved out after spending 100 years on countless pieces of jade.

In the museum, after the fight, the monsters lay idly in the garden basking in the moonlight. The nine-tailed fox swayed its nine big tails comfortably, and hugged the sleeping majestic tiger in its arms. At first, I saw that the curator and Ji Meng had returned.

However, Ji Meng went out obediently and came back crying, wearing a set of clothes that obviously belonged to the curator.

This is well worth thinking about.

The monsters all raised their heads, gossip gleamed in their eyes, and when Dan Xiao left, they gathered around Ji Meng and asked questions in one go.

Fenghuang was the first to ask: "Mengmeng, why are you crying?"

Taotie then asked: "Mengmeng, what's the matter you're unhappy about, tell us to make everyone happy."

As soon as it said something, it was kicked by other monsters—whether it will gossip.

The fat bird quickly flew to stand on Ji Meng's shoulder, and patted his head with its wings, "Meng Meng, don't cry, if you have something to say, we will help you out."

The nine-tailed fox bent its eyes and said, "Mengmeng, have you been bullied by the curator? Tell me, and we will help you find Xiaoyu to file a complaint."

After being so comforted (?) by the monsters, Ji Meng felt much better, so he told the monsters about the loss of his jade carving.

Monsters: "..."

Hehe, we are so stupid to listen to this kind of gossip, bask in the moon, bask in the moon, continue to bask in the moon.

"Hey, why are you leaving?" Ji Meng saw the monsters find a place to lie down comfortably, and said in a daze, "Didn't you say you want to give me advice? Think about how to help me find the jade carving!"

Fat Relic Bird flapped its wings and said weakly: "I've done the math, it's not suitable to gossip today."

Fat Yi Snake, who was almost injured internally by Ji Meng's "gossip", rarely agreed with Fat Yi Bird: "Fat Bird is right."

Ji Meng was stunned.

It's only been 3000 years, how did these monsters become like this?

The next day, Ling Muyu got up early and decided to eat something good before finding someone to repair the office.

After coming out of the "bedroom", halfway to the garden, he saw a person in the water pavilion, and he was shocked.Across the artificial lake, he yelled to the people in the water pavilion: "Beauty, we haven't opened the museum yet, where did you come in from?"

Fuck it, Fuck it, you won't see their monsters, right? Does that mean you have to beat him up and lose your memory?But beating a woman is not good. Has any Frankenstein invented a potion that can make people lose their memory if they drink it?

Ling Muyu was anxious.

The person in the water pavilion over there spoke with a moist and tender voice, and said, "Dong Jun, I'm Ji Meng!"

What the fuck?

What the hell!

"You are Ji Meng? Where is your dragon head? Are you a goddess?"