Mountain and Sea Museum

July [-], sunny day.

Teacher Wang from Jinfeng Elementary School in Guhe Township was woken up by her daughter. After checking the time, it was only six o'clock in the morning, so she closed her eyes and continued to sleep.

"Dad, get up quickly, get up quickly." His daughter pushed him wildly through the quilt, "Let's go to the mountain quickly, hurry up, and go to the lottery draw."

Teacher Wang opened his eyes helplessly: "Honey, it's only six o'clock, and the museum doesn't open until nine o'clock."

"But it's too late to go at nine o'clock. I want to smoke that oversized fox pillow." Very loudly.

His wife also walked into the bedroom and said, "Get up quickly, let's go early, I want to get a free ticket in the restaurant."

"Okay, okay, get up." Teacher Wang got up from the bed and went to wash.If you ask him, he would like to win the museum's annual pass.

Today is the opening day of the Forest Restaurant of the Shanhai Museum. It has been warmed up on the Internet for half a month, and the advertisements on TV have also been broadcast for a week. In order to build momentum for the restaurant, the museum is holding a lottery for the first time. You can draw a lottery once with the ticket, and the prizes range from museum ticket annual cards worth 4000 yuan to various peripherals, as well as the opportunity to eat in restaurants for free within 1000 yuan and various discount card vouchers, etc., [-]% win the prize.

Teacher Wang’s family of three, the father wants an annual card, the mother wants a free chance, and the daughter wants an oversized nine-tailed fox pillow. They started gearing up while eating breakfast, and chanted various gods and Buddhas to bless their luck today.

After breakfast, a family of three went out, and happened to meet a family of four upstairs, and asked each other, okay, they are all going up the mountain, and the younger sister of the upstairs family also wants the oversized nine-tailed fox in the prize pillow.

The two little girls stared at each other, and at the same time OS in their hearts: bless her luck is very bad today, the lottery can only draw the cheapest keychain.

The two families walked together, and then met other people they knew one after another on the road. I think everyone had the same idea - go early, draw a lottery early, maybe the grand prize will be yours.

It was only after seven o'clock in the morning, and the gate of the museum was still closed. There were already hundreds of tourists waiting outside, and the number continued to increase.

Tourists looked at the large LED display screen outside the tourist service center, curiously looking for someone to ask, but no staff has come out yet.

Inside the museum, Ling Muyu was doing a mobilization meeting before the opening of the museum. The main meaning was: today will be very busy, please be sure to receive tourists with [-]% enthusiasm. Everyone will give red envelopes.

That's right, the Shanhai Museum invited foreign aid, not a monster, but a human.

Ling Muyu calculated the staff needed before the event, and found that the staff in her own museum was not enough, and it was not suitable to find some temporary workers from a human resources company, so she put her idea on the repair management committee and asked the repair management committee to help Find some honest, hardworking and smart young monks to help the museum, preferably good-looking ones—because the curator's facial control design cannot be broken.

Hearing that they would be paid for a day job at the museum, the young monks could not be more eager to sign up. In the end, the list sent by Zhang Dounan far exceeded the number of people Ling Muyu needed.

How to do?

Then choose according to appearance, and the top [-] appearances will come.

This ranking is still Dan Xiao, even if someone thinks that he is the most handsome/beautiful in the world, there is no way to complain.

One of the chosen female cultivators smiled at the person who did not deal with her: "This is because the Supreme God thinks that you are not as good-looking as I am. Do you dare to doubt God's decision?"

That person: "..." Nima!

These foreign aid personnel are mainly responsible for the registration of the lottery outside the gate, the distribution of prizes, as well as the maintenance of order and security in the museum.

Seeing that there were more and more tourists outside, Ling Muyu checked the time and decided to start selling tickets and drawing prizes at eight o'clock.

The lottery adopts an electronic lottery system, and [-] tickets can be drawn at a time. If the tickets are sold, they can directly enter the computer lottery system. The prizes and the winning probability of each category have been set in advance. Fairness and impartiality, for this reason, a large screen was specially erected to facilitate tourists to claim prizes.

At eight o'clock, the tourist service center opened the gate, and two additional ticket windows were temporarily added. The tourists who had already lined up cheered, and then listened to the radio about the rules of the lottery. The first man who bought a ticket took 200 yuan Qian said, "Five adult tickets."

The new conductor is very beautiful, but he has a super-awl face, and the pointy chin can be used as a murder weapon. The man who bought the ticket saw the beautiful lady and joked: "Beauty, your chin is too pointy." , where did you fix it?"

The conductor handed him five tickets and said softly, "It's natural."

"Beauty, you are so funny." The man took the ticket, laughed and walked away.

The other two women at the ticket office said silently in their hearts: Silly, the chin of the snake spirit is naturally so sharp.

Teacher Wang's family of three bought tickets and waited in front of the big screen for the lucky draw.After a while, the number on the ticket for a family of three was displayed on the big screen, and then flashed on the screen together with the other [-] numbers.

A few seconds later, Mr. Wang found his own number, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He was so excited that he danced like a child to claim the prize, and everyone around him gasped in envy.

The family won a big prize. Although the wife didn't win the one she wanted, she was very happy. Only the daughter didn't win the Nine-Tailed Fox Pillow, but got a gluttonous keychain. She was depressed.

——Xinxin must have cursed me, and I will also curse her for winning the Taotie keychain!

Teacher Wang’s family of three, one with an annual card, one with a set of cloud pattern lacquerware tableware, and one with... a gluttonous keychain, went through the turnstile and entered the gate of the museum.

They are already very familiar with the Shanhai Museum, especially Teacher Wang, who can walk through the entire Shanjing Hall with his eyes closed, and is familiar with every mountain, but even so, it still cannot extinguish Teacher Wang’s enthusiasm for visiting the museum. Enthusiasm, come in and go straight to Nanshan Hall.

The "black technology specimens" in the museum move differently every day, which is also a point that attracts tourists to visit.

Once a tourist even took pictures of the Nine-Tailed Fox licking its hair and posted it on the Internet. Netizens expressed their shock. During that time, many people came to see the Nine-Tailed Fox licking its fur. Unfortunately, the Nine-Tailed Fox was very arrogant. , never licked again.

Teacher Wang's wife and daughter are more interested in the restaurant. They have seen the advertisement countless times, and they couldn't be more curious about what the restaurant looks like and whether it is really opened in the forest.

The two immediately left their husband/dad and followed the signs of the forest restaurant to the east garden.

There are quite a few people who are as curious as them. They walked through the garden together and saw a flower arch full of big pink roses. After going out through the door, they entered the forest of Wolong Mountain.

Behind the rose arch, there are two rows of waiters, handsome men and beautiful women. Although they didn't shout "Welcome" like other restaurants, their smiles just right on their faces make tourists feel very comfortable.

A waitress came out of the line and showed the crowd around the restaurant.

The restaurant is really built in the forest. Transparent glass houses of different sizes are set in the open space among the trees. The tables and chairs are made of imitation wood and made of environmentally friendly materials. From a distance, you can hardly see the glass houses. Glass, wood-like tables and chairs blend with the surrounding flowers and trees without any sense of disobedience.

An east-west stream meanders beside each glass house, with a few flower petals floating across the water from time to time, and crisp bird calls in the forest come and go, like a musical movement.

"Mom, little squirrel."

The voice of the child attracted the attention of the stunned adults. Everyone looked up, and sure enough, they saw a squirrel standing on a branch and looking down at them.

Everyone waved at the squirrel, shouting for it to come down, but the squirrel just looked at it. After a while, it probably felt that these two-legged beasts were really meaningless, and jumped away coldly.

Two-legged beasts: "..." I feel like I was molested by a squirrel, what's going on?

The tourists continued to visit the restaurant and saw chefs processing various ingredients in a large glass room. What should they do if they wanted to have lunch before ten o'clock when they looked at the time?

The beautiful waiter said: "Everyone, our forest restaurant is open from [-] am to [-] pm, and it is not open yet. Sorry."

Some tourists immediately asked: "It doesn't open at four o'clock in the afternoon? What about dinner?"

"The museum closes at [-]:[-] p.m., and the restaurant does not serve dinner."

"That means the museum is closed on Monday for refurbishment, and the restaurant is not open?"

"Yes, that's right."

"..."

Tourists said: I am self-willed, and I only open a restaurant to serve the museum.

"Then can I make a reservation now? There are so many people today, it must be a long wait." The wise tourist asked.

"Sorry, no reservations."

As soon as the witty tourist heard that he could not make a reservation, he immediately called a few friends who came with him, and found a nearby glass room to sit in. Reserve a seat first, sit here and wait until eleven o'clock for business, and then we will go to the exhibition hall to play after eating."

Waiter: "..."

This...the administrator didn't seem to say that they can't occupy seats. These humans have already sat down, and it's not easy to drive them away, so...then just sit like this.

The waiter couldn't help it, so he said, "I'm going to pour tea for you", then left the glass room and walked to the tea room.

Other tourists immediately followed suit, and each chose a suitable glass house to sit in and wait for business.

The waiter who came back with tea: "..."

Teacher Wang’s wife and daughter also occupied a glass house for four people. There is a small window in the glass house that can be opened. The little girl opened the window, leaned on the window sill and looked down. Hedgehog, excitedly asked her mother to come and see.

After visiting the exhibition hall, Mr. Wang was also shocked when he arrived at the restaurant. He found the glass house where his wife and daughter were, and it happened to be the opening time.

A waiter knocked on the door with a menu and asked them to take their order.

Each dish on the menu is accompanied by a photo, and the ingredients used are also marked, whether the taste is sweet, sour or spicy, very careful.However, the price is not cheap, but it is not to the extent of ripping off customers.

The three of them ordered Guangming Shrimp, Chicken, and Jianyun Fish Soup. They also ordered a snack and a vegetable. The meal cost more than 500 yuan. The wife smiled and said, "It's not cheap, I have to see Is it good or not?"

Teacher Wang said: "The Guangming shrimp was a dish in the Tang Dynasty, and the chicken was a famous dish in the Sui Dynasty."

His wife teased him jokingly: "It's not delicious, even a famous dish in primitive society is not worth it."

Teacher Wang: "...The famous dish in the primitive society is barbecue."

Wife and daughter laughed.

While waiting for the food to be served, the waiter came in again, brought a few bowls of crispy cheese, and explained softly: "The restaurant opens today, and this is the crispy cheese for the guests. Serve with puff pastry."

After serving the cheese, the waiter left.

Teacher Wang and his wife looked at each other, "There are gifts, very good, I will try."

But before he could do it, his daughter couldn't wait to scoop a spoonful into her mouth and yelled: "It's delicious." Then she scooped up another spoonful of berry pieces and ate them with milk, and said again: "Too delicious!" It's delicious."

Teacher Wang and his wife quickly picked up the spoons to eat, and ate a mouthful of soft and smooth milk jelly. Yu Crisp."*

After taking a bite of crispy cheese, Teacher Wang only felt that the whole body and mind were happy, and his body felt refreshed from the inside out. He told his wife this feeling, but he didn't expect his wife to feel the same way. He looks forward to the main course even more.

"This is probably the feeling of eating delicious food." My wife said: "Eating delicious food always makes people feel happy."

Not far from their family of three, there is a large glass room that can accommodate ten people. Several middle-aged men and women who look like five or sixty years old are holding bowls of crispy cheese, wanting to eat but reluctant to finish it.

One of them couldn't bear it anymore, and said with a wrinkled face: "Why do the curator and the administrator use ancient spiritual plants to cook? Precious ancient spiritual plants are used to cook casually, what a waste!"

Another person echoed: "That's right, humans who don't practice eat this kind of spiritual plant full of spiritual energy, which means that their health will be slightly better, and their mood will be slightly better. There is no other use at all!"

Then the third person said: "Why don't you sell this kind of good thing to us? We can buy as much as we have."

"Yes, yes." Everyone nodded vigorously.

The ten masters from various sects in the cultivation world who looked to be in their 60s or [-]s but were actually in their [-]s couldn't bear it anymore, and they all labeled Zunshen and Dongjun as prodigal sons in their hearts.

What a prodigal, what a prodigal!

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* After drinking, it is like quenching thirst, and the teeth and cheeks are moistened with crispness. , from "Miscellaneous Songs of Yandu Small Instruments. Cow Cheese"