Mountain and Sea Museum

"Hahaha, so our museum is so poor? It's unbelievable that we have no money..."

"Yeah, it's too 'people' to believe!"

Bai Ze's face collapsed, and he said aggrievedly, "I can't help it, I'm also desperate!"

Ling Muyu crossed her arms and looked like "you still have the face to feel wronged".

"..." Bai Ze saw that it was useless to pretend to be pitiful, so he simply smashed the jar and pointed at the monsters eating snacks, "Look at us monsters, cannibals, cannibals, cannibals, war disasters, plagues, etc. Ones, big floods, severe droughts, big...uh, this bird-shaped fat leaves no drought, eating it can cure diseases and kill insects, do you think there is any monster that makes money by seeing it?"

The fat bird that was eating dried okra suddenly shook violently, and all the short yellow hair on its head exploded. Looking around, it saw the fat snake beside him, and angrily kicked the fat snake away, "You Poisonous snake, don't stand with me, you are so ugly, how dare you call him Fat Yi."

"You stupid bird, I think you deserve a beating." Fat Yi Snake rushed over as he said, and fought with Fat Yi Bird, both of them turned into their original shapes.

The other monsters quickly moved the snacks away, lest the fight between the two would affect innocent human food.

"Monsters are always like this... they fight when they disagree?" Ling Muyu asked.

"Monsters are also a kind of animals... they are relatively simple in mind..." Bai Ze covered his face as he said, feeling extremely ashamed, these stupid monsters, humans can no longer hide their disgusted expressions.

Ling Muyu looked at the two different types of Feiyi who were huddled together, and then at the monsters over there who opened a bag of QQ candy and ate them loudly, and the white man who covered his face and peeked at himself through his fingers. Ze, he looked up at the sky with blank eyes, worried about his future again.

"Humans, don't be so depressed," Bai Ze put his hands down, "Think about it, those humans were scared away after staying for less than a day before, but after you stayed for three days, you were still so calm when you saw our real bodies. You look a little different from ordinary humans."

Ling Muyu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Thank you so much for looking down on me, a mere human being."

"You're welcome," Bai Ze said with a smile: "The curator is also very satisfied with you. Not only did he give you the sand tang fruit of Yushui, but he also put a protective totem on it to protect you. With the curator's totem, at least the museum's None of the demons dare to hurt you."

This is a threat!Absolutely a naked threat!

The monsters in the museum dare not hurt him, so the monsters outside can hurt him casually, right?

He also said that Bai Ze is an auspicious beast, is that so auspicious?

"Anyway, you don't have any good places to go for the time being. It's good to stay in our museum." Bai Ze continued to persuade: "Didn't you set up a flag with your family? If you resign, aren't you just slapping yourself in the face?!"

Ling Muyu was shocked, and stared at Bai Ze, "How do you know?"

Bai Ze suddenly changed into his original form, stepped in the air, circled around Ling Muyu, stopped in front of him, looked at him condescendingly, and said, "I am Bai Ze, and I know everything about everything."

The beast-shaped Bai Ze is very mighty. Although he looks like a lion, he is very amiable. His voice has a long and thick feeling, which is completely different from the feeling he gave when he was in the shape of a lion.

Ling Muyu raised his head, the thick white hair on Bai Ze's body made him want to stroke it, it must feel good.

Bai Ze: "You can't lick my hair. If you lick my hair, it's sexual harassment in the office."

"..." Ling Muyu's forehead was throbbing with veins, his hands hidden under his wide sleeves were clenched into fists, and he said through gritted teeth, "There's nothing you don't know, so do you know that I want to beat you up now?"

With a snort, Bai Ze volleyed back far away.

Ling Muyu: "..."

Monsters are amazing, they can fly, and drones can fly, but they still need people to control them.

"Come here, I still have something to say." The administrator waved at Bai Ze.

"Just say that, and I can hear you."

Ling Muyu's head was full of black lines, and he had no choice but to ask Bai Ze, "What kind of monster is the curator?"

As soon as this remark came out, the monsters stopped eating in unison, and all turned to look at the administrator. They looked timidly at the only human in the museum, and couldn't help but take a step back, leaning against the tree behind them to draw A little sense of security.

"What, what? Is the curator some kind of monster that can't be said? If you say it, you will meet the King of Hades, or turn into a stone or something?"

"Little fish, your human imagination is really rich." Sitting on the top of a landscaped rockery in the garden, Emperor Feng smiled and said respectfully: "The curator is not a demon, but a god, the supreme god."

The monsters nodded in unison, with respectful expressions on their faces.

Ling Muyu had a particularly dumbfounded expression, her mouth was open, she was speechless for a while.

Bai Ze said: "The curator is the god who is in charge of the sky, the latitude and longitude of the sky, the brightness of yin and yang, the solar terms of the four seasons, and the growth of all things. God Danxiao is the supreme god of the land in the east."

"What a god!" Ling Muyu exclaimed, feeling that he had not lived too long and had seen everything, "The curator is a god, so what do you know about the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother?"

"The queen mother? She fell in the battle with the demon god 2000 years ago. Many gods fell in that battle. Even the god Danxiao was invaded by the demon energy and almost fell. It has not recovered to its full glory in 2000 years. Period." Bai Ze's tone was very low, his ears drooped, his four furry paws were retracted, and he lay down in the air.

Ling Muyu wanted to comfort it, but what happened 2000 years ago was too far away for him, a human being who had only lived for twenty years, and he couldn't do anything to comfort it.

"Don't worry about it, you'll be fine in a while." Nine-tailed Fox leaned lazily on the stone bench, bent one leg, propped his chin with one hand, and ate a spicy strip with the other hand, looking at Ling Muyu , said: "At that time, the world was in great chaos, human beings fought back and forth by themselves, Bai Ze was forced to sleep in Kunlun when there were no saints to rule the world, when we were fighting ten demon gods and a group of fierce beasts, It's snoring."

"That's right," Zhu Wu nodded vigorously, "Bai Ze is timid, just like Feng Huang, only when the world is peaceful can he dare to come out."

Bai Ze and Fenghuang said indignantly: "So we are auspicious beasts, and you are fierce beasts!"

Nine-tailed fox said: "The fierce beast is a 梼杌, I'm just a monster."

Bai Ze & Feng Huang: "Eat people are the same!"

All the man-eating monsters: "..."

Wu Wu laughed loudly.

Off topic, okay?Ling Muyu reminded the demons helplessly.

"Then? What else then!" Zhu Wu said: "The demon god has dissipated, and only the curator is left in the gods. The curator is still weak and has been sleeping for more than 1000 years. Because he has no power of faith, he has not been able to recover. He is only half of what he used to be. The strength is not enough."

Fu Zhu came over and said, "The curator, who is less than half the strength, still beats you all over the place."

Chu Wu hummed, turned his head and refused to talk to Fu Zhu, a sycophant.

"What about the Jade Emperor? What is the Jade Emperor?" Ling Muyu asked again.

"There is no such thing as the Jade Emperor, it's all made up by you humans." Zhu Wu looked at the administrator contemptuously, "You humans like to make up things the most, why do you make up the Queen Mother is the wife of the Jade Emperor. Fortunately, The Queen Mother has fallen, otherwise the Queen Mother's violent temper will definitely beat you humans to the ground."

Ling Muyu rolled his eyes at Wuwu.

It was Fuzhu who said that the curator beat it all over the ground, so what's the matter with him, it actually hit his head, are all beasts so small-minded? !

When Wuwu saw that this mere human dared to roll his eyes at him, he was furious, and shouted in front of him: "You human beings still make up what I am, the son of Zhuanxu, a ferocious beast raised by Lao Tzu, and what kind of stick am I?" , I am so angry that I want to eat people!"

"Speak well, don't spit." Ling Muyu moved two steps sideways, avoiding being face-to-face with Zhuwu. Although he had eaten Shatang, no liquid would stick to his body, but he could see the drool flying towards him. , I can smell it, "Why don't I go down the mountain and buy you some toothpaste, toothbrush and mouthwash, this smell is really unbearable."

Yuzu: "..."

The demons: "..."

"Hahahahaha..." Bai Ze burst out laughing, "I told you to be civilized, hygienic, polite, and establish a new style. Human beings today are different from those in the past."

Bai Ze, the guy who annoys monsters, always laughs at them for their ignorance because he can go out casually.

All the monsters swarmed around to beat Bai Ze, but when Bai Ze saw this, he screamed and fled quickly.

The Nine-Tailed Fox was lazy and didn't like to meddle, so he changed a more comfortable posture and explained to Ling Muyu: "Bai Ze is an auspicious beast, and now there are saints ruling the world in Huaguo, so it can go out casually, and the Phoenix Emperor is the same, but It is a house bird and doesn’t like to go out. Those who go out like Hu Zhufa Yi Snake, who will suffer from floods, droughts, wars and plagues, are absolutely not allowed out of the museum.”

"What about you? You don't have a disaster physique, you just eat people." Ling Muyu asked.

Nine-tailed Fox said angrily, "Just because of cannibalism, we are generally not allowed to go out."

"what?"

"labour reform."

Ling Muyu was completely speechless. With their work attitude, what the hell have they changed?

"Actually, a monster like the Fat Relic Bird can go out at any time, but like the Phoenix Emperor, it lives in a tight house." Nine-Tailed Fox's tone was faintly envious.

When Fat Remaining Bird heard it, he immediately shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, I won't go out."

"Why?" Ling Muyu asked.There is no entertainment at all in the museum, just monsters playing with monsters, how boring.

"I don't want to go out." Fat Yiniao said cowardly: "I'm afraid that humans will eat me."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "..."

"Really!" Fat Relict Bird huddled itself tightly, and wrapped its wings around its chest, embracing its fat self, "I heard that human beings eat everything, especially the human beings in our country, Anyone who comes will not be rejected, even the poisonous ones will be eaten. I am afraid."

As the only human being in the museum, Ling Muyu wanted to defend the same kind, but after thinking about it for a long time, she found that she was powerless.

We in the foodie country eat everything, dare to eat anything, and see that the monsters are so scared that they dare not go out, for fear that it will become a dish on the human table.

"Then you have been staying in the museum?" Ling Muyu asked Nine-Tailed Fox, "When was this museum built?"

"Of course not." Nine-Tailed Fox said: "This museum has only been built for more than 100 years. At that time, there was chaos and wars everywhere, and the monsters were affected by the flames of human wars. When I came out to beat the barbarian monsters, God Dan Xiao was born at that time to protect the monsters in our Hua Kingdom, and beat the barbarian monsters so that they dare not come again."

"Shen Danxiao is so powerful." Fat Yiniao's bird face miraculously expressed this expression of admiration, "After defeating the barbarian demon queen, the god built this palace in his place of cultivation, Protect us, the only remaining ancient monster race."

"It is also to restrain the ancient demon clan." Nine-tailed fox added: "After the war subsided, Huaguo was established, and the gods and the cultivation management committee reached an agreement. The gods restrained the ancient monster clan, and the repair management committee would regularly send things to the museum. "

"Cultivation Management Committee?" Ling Muyu was shocked. Humans still have this kind of organization. Doesn't it only exist in Wai Wai novels?

Nine-tailed fox sneered: "Of course ordinary humans like you don't know, only humans and demons who practice know. The Cultivation Management Committee is the official government of the cultivation world established by you humans."

Ling Muyu had a really exciting day today, the three views were completely shattered into powder, and she felt like she was living on a fake earth.

"The repair management committee sends things to the museum, what do they give?" He doesn't care what the repair management committee does, he only cares about what they send to the museum.

"It's all for food, mainly food." Nine-Tailed Fox said: "After all, we have so many monsters. Although we don't eat every day like you humans, we eat three meals a day and also eat midnight snacks and snacks, but each of us We have to eat once a month, otherwise we will... eat people when we are hungry!"

Ling Muyu gave Nine-Tailed Fox a white look. This stupid fox really wants to eat people, but there is a curator here, and the curator is a male god. How could it dare to disobey the male god?

However, the Cultivation Management Committee...

This unit could be put to good use.