Mountain and Sea Museum

As Bai Ze said, before Ling Muyu came to work at the Shanhai Museum, he had indeed set a flag with his family.

As the capital of Huaguo, Yong'an City has seventy or eighty museums of various types, including the world-famous Forbidden City Museum and Huaguo National Museum, but Ling Muyu didn't go anywhere, and directly informed his family that he wanted to I went to work at the Mountain and Sea Museum in Guhe Town.

Elder brother Ling Jue taunted him on the spot: "It's a small museum in a place where no shit, I promise you will quit within three days."

Ling Muyu sneered and shot back: "I'm not you, I will never resign."

His parents didn't care about where he worked, but his uncle told him, "If you really can't do it anymore, just tell your uncle, and your uncle will help you arrange it."

Ling Muyu remembered that she declined the uncle's kindness at that time, expressing that she was very satisfied with the job she chose and was confident to do it well.

But now...

Is it really necessary to start out with great ambitions and end in a sluggish and dismal end?

Do not!

Doesn't this mean that you have to slap your own face swollen? !

He will still be laughed at by Ling Jue for the rest of his life!

Ling Muyu secretly clenched her fists, as if Ling Jue's disgusting face was already in front of her.

"Boom—" He hammered the table hard, the scene was unbearable.

The monsters queuing up to get their toothbrushes, toothpaste, and mouthwash were startled by the sound of his beating. Cowardly monsters like armadillos were so frightened that they lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead.

"Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you? Is there any monster that made you angry? Tell me, and I'll beat it up for you." Fenghuang, who finished brushing his teeth first, squatted on Ling Muyu's desk, his long tail feathers tugging at the ground, Peck and peck chocolate beans.

"It's okay, I remembered an annoying guy." Ling Muyu shook his head, propped his chin and watched Fenghuang eat chocolate beans with interest, "Isn't Fenghuang not only for Wutong, not for training, not for eating, not for Liquan?" Why don’t you drink chocolate beans so much?”

"It's all made up by you humans. I just prefer to stop on the parasol tree. I don't care much about eating it." Feng Huang pecked another chocolate bean and ate it, sighing: "Unfortunately, I can't find the parasol tree now." God tree."

Ling Muyu suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is a bird design made by humans for you. I have wronged you."

Fenghuang flapped his wings but didn't fly up. Looking at the administrator, he said seriously with a bird face: "Then you can bring me more chocolate beans as compensation."

Ling Muyu: "..."

What the hell!It wasn't him who Li Niao set up, so why did he come to compensate Fenghuang!It's so unscientific that a phoenix emperor actually likes to eat chocolate beans!

... Forget it, the existence of the Phoenix Emperor itself is unscientific.

"If you like to eat chocolate beans, I will buy chocolate beans from almonds online for you, which are more delicious."

Fenghuang's eyes lit up, he stood up on the desk, walked a few steps to Ling Muyu, flapped his wings and said eagerly: "Buy quickly, buy online, what is online shopping? Do you need a net bag? I have it here."

As it said, with a wave of its wings, a ball of white jade appeared on the desk. Ling Muyu twisted it and unfolded it. It was really a net bag.

The thread of the net pocket is extremely thin, almost transparent white, and the area after unfolding is very large, it is more than enough to carry Ling Muyu together with the desk and office chair.

Fenghuang explained: "This is a net woven by the daughter of Osi. It is enough to carry the 梼杌睌饰 together. It is very strong."

Ling Muyu returned the net pocket to Fenghuang, and said, "The online shopping I am talking about is not using this kind of network, but the Internet..." But seeing Fenghuang's expression of "I don't understand what you are talking about", he put The computer turned on, "I'll buy it directly for you to read, and you can understand after reading it."

"Okay, okay." Fenghuang happily squeezed beside the administrator, looking at the computer screen together.

Ling Muyu resisted the urge to touch Fenghuang's feathers. It's really not good to sexually harass her colleagues in the office, but Fenghuang's colorful feathers shone slightly with golden light, and they were oily and slippery. They must feel very good. ...

When the computer was turned on, the music rang, and all the monsters in the office heard the sound, and all looked at the board with white on one side and black on the other.

That thing has been sitting here for a long time, but it's still up and down...the last human applied for it, and Bai Ze asked Xiu to send it to the management committee, and it's up and down...the last human was scared before he could use it. After leaving, all the monsters have been studying for a long time and don't know how to use this thing.

If it is said that human beings are still smart, it is really embarrassing for them to invent so many weird things.

The curious monsters clattered and surrounded the administrator. Watching him use this strange board, the short monsters turned into human shapes.

Seeing that the black side of the board turned into a blue sky and green sketch, all the demons were in an uproar and clapped their paws, hooves, wings, fins, and hands one after another.

Ling Muyu: "..."

Fenghuang squeezed even tighter, urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, online shopping."

Holding the mouse, Ling Muyu double-clicked the icon of the browser, entered the URL of the shopping website, and pressed Enter, a blank page appeared with the words "Webpage cannot be displayed".

"what?"

Ling Muyu looked at the lower right corner of the screen, and there was a red X on a computer icon. He pressed the computer down, and the place where the network cable should be plugged in was empty. He then stood up and searched around the office. Optical modem, no wireless router, no network cable, nothing.

The administrator quietly turned his head to look at the monsters. The monsters didn't know why, so they all tilted their heads to look at him.

"There is a computer, but no internet, are you using it to play minesweeper?"

"???"

Forget it, I don't want to say any more, comrade administrator is afraid that if you say one more word, your determination to live will be shaken.

Fenghuang tilted his head, and saw Ling Muyu sat down on the short book table, holding his face in his palms, as if thinking about life, flapping his wings and flying to the administrator, squeezed him and asked: "Little fish, What's the matter? Can't you shop online? Could it be that the repair management committee sent something bad?"

"The computer was sent by the repair management committee?"

Feng Huang nodded.

Ling Muyu slapped his thigh and said angrily, "It's the first time I've seen someone who gives away a computer without helping to install broadband."

Can this revision management committee be a little more reliable?Could it be that they thought that the group of ghosts in the museum who had never been out of the house would install broadband by themselves? !Or did they think that these monsters had the money to install their own broadband? !

"Does that mean you can't shop online anymore?" Fenghuang was so disappointed, he really wanted to eat the chocolate beans from almonds.

"...Yes!" Ling Muyu took out her phone, opened the shopping app, pointed and asked, "There are raisins, do you want it?"

Fenghuang: "Yes, yes."

All the demons: "Yes, yes."

Ling Muyu looked around at the monsters, who looked at him eagerly.

"..."

Silently placed a large order to the store, very good, more than 1000 yuan is gone.

On the fourth day of work, Ling Muyu found out sadly that he hadn't received his salary (and didn't know if he could get it), and he had spent more than 2000 yuan. It was a waste of money!

Dan Xiao carried a winged tiger upside down and walked into the exhibition hall. The exhibition hall was clean without a single monster. He frowned slightly, and vaguely heard noises coming from the apse. An office arranged by the administrator? !

Dragging the winged tiger towards the apse like a dead dog, the noise gets louder the further you go in, and you can clearly hear the monsters shouting something——

"You are so stupid, you have to eliminate them horizontally, there are obviously five of them below."

"Five are useless, there is one next to it that can blow up a row, why not blow up a row?!"

"Who said five are useless, two bird heads together can eliminate them all."

"You are dead, it's time for me to play."

"I have no energy, what should I do?"

"Little fish..."

"Little fish..."

"Little fish..."

Dan Xiao raised his eyebrows, this human being was alone in the museum, not only was he not scared away, but he also seemed to have a good relationship with these stupid monsters? !

"It's useless to call me if you don't have the strength! You press lightly, this is a newly bought mobile phone." The human administrator's voice was furious.

Well, this human being does have a good relationship with the stupid monsters, I am sure I saw the right person.Dan Xiao raised the corners of his mouth slightly in satisfaction, and stepped into the office.

"The curator is back!" Fu Zhu was the first to discover Dan Xiao, and shouted in surprise.

"Curator." The monsters who were playing with human mobile phones stood up in unison, and called out respectfully.

"Curator." Ling Muyu put down the design drawing of the exhibition hall she was drawing, stood up and looked directly at Dan Xiao.

God!Really a god!True God!

Dan Xiao smiled at Ling Muyu, "You already know."

Ling Muyu nodded.

"That's just right, you don't need to spend all your time trying to hide the strangeness of the museum." Dan Xiao said, "Welcome, Ling Muyu."

All the monsters especially applauded the curator's field, and applauded neatly to welcome the new human administrator.

Ling Muyu: "..."

"Where's Taotie?" Dan Xiao said, throwing the tiger he was carrying upside down on the ground, "Let him teach this guy the rules of the museum."

Bai Ze came over and said with a smile: "Curator, Taotie's mouth is swollen, and he's too embarrassed to go out while hiding in the room. Let me teach it how to behave."

A bright light flashed in Dan Xiao's eyes, and he looked at Ling Muyu and asked, "Are you not injured?"

"No injury, thank you for your concern." Ling Muyu shook her head, but she was terrified enough, needless to say this, it is not masculine at all.

Bai Ze turned the tiger on the ground, pulled the tiger's drooping wings, and said with a smile: "Isn't this Qiongqi! I thought you were dead, but you are still alive."

Poor!

Ling Muyu ran over curiously to watch, and other monsters also gathered around, giggling and pointing at Qiongqi.

A big red and black-striped tiger was lying on the ground. The tiger also had a pair of big wings. It should be mighty and majestic, but now the two wings are bald, and the hair on the head is also bald, looking at the white tiger weakly. Ze, humming: "Beasts can be killed but not humiliated."

Bai Ze patted the tiger's head, and indulged the other monsters to pat the tiger's buttocks. After the monsters were satisfied with the pats, he took Qiongqi's paw and dragged him outside, preparing to reform and educate Qiongqi. All the monsters followed Let's go watch together.

Ling Muyu didn't follow to see, but stopped Dan Xiao to go back to the "bedroom" to rest.

"Is something wrong?"

Ling Muyu said: "Saturday is my mother's birthday party, I have to go, I want to ask for a day off."

"Yes." Dan Xiao nodded: "Humans work on weekends, and you can also rest on Saturdays and Sundays."

Ling Muyu: "We have the most tourists on weekends, and most museums are closed on Mondays or Tuesdays."

Dan Xiao looked at him with a smile.

Ling Muyu: "..."

Isn't this silly? Where are the tourists in the Shanhai Museum? Where are the tourists?

Dan Xiao looked at the instantly dispirited administrator amusedly, patted his head, and said, "Remember to come back." Then he walked out of the office.

Ling Muyu touched the top of his head, only to feel his mind clear for a while, and all negative emotions dissipated.

It was the same last time. When he lost control of his emotions, the curator patted his head like this, and he immediately suppressed his emotions.

Aww, it turns out that male gods still have such effects.