Mountain and Sea Museum

If the monsters in the museum just kept scaring and pretending to eat people, Ling Muyu would probably run away in fear, never daring to approach this museum full of monsters.

But just when he felt the fear, Taotie ate it and spat it out, screaming in pain, his mouth and tongue were swollen.

Ling Muyu, who was overly terrified, calmed down instead. She was no longer afraid, and even hated monsters.

He even took care of Taotie's mouth that hadn't been brushed for tens of thousands of years. What hurdles are there in this life?What else is difficult to get him?

Administrator Ling felt that he was full of infinite positive energy at the moment.

Then--

He found out tragically that what was worse than staying in Taotie's mouth was being covered in Taotie's saliva, and when he took a shower, he found that his body was not wet after being drenched in water!

Woohoo!What kind of supernatural phenomenon is this? !

"Did the curator give you something to eat?" Bai Ze was summoned by Ling Muyu's changed scream, and asked through the bathroom door.

Ling Muyu said: "He gave me two handfuls of leeks, and I fried leeks and scrambled eggs. Also, I ate a red fruit today. The curator said it was sand tang, and it smelled like plums."

"That's it." Bai Ze said: "You ate sand tang, so you don't get wet. Now you jump into the sea, you won't drown, and you can breathe and walk in the sea."

Ling Muyu: "..." Well done, why did you jump into the sea.

"You don't need to take a bath anymore. You won't get Taotie's saliva on your body after you eat sand tang. It's just on your clothes. Just change your clothes." Bai Ze said outside: "I put the clothes outside, you Come out and wear it yourself."

Ling Muyu silently turned off the shower, touched her fluffy and dry hair, and even saved the towel.

He walked out of the bathroom and picked up the clothes Bai Ze put on a low table. It was the same style as the curator but with a wide-sleeved robe with different patterns. It was very complicated to wear in several layers. If it wasn't for the coolness on the mountain, it would definitely be hot in summer if he wore so many heatstroke.

"Hey, Xiaoyu looks great in this dress." Fenghuang didn't need to put on any more specimens, but he was flapping his wings and flying around in the garden vigorously. When he saw Ling Muyu coming out of the side hall, it went to circle around him fly.

Ling Muyu was still in shock and didn't notice the living Phoenix Emperor. Now that the pot was broken, she was immediately attracted by this beautiful colorful bird.

"Can I, can I touch, touch your tail feathers?" Ling Muyu stammered.

"Impossible." Fenghuang's laughter was very clear and sweet, and it flew around Ling Muyu, its tail feathers deliberately swept over his face, seeing the administrator's dull look, it flew higher and higher proudly.

Wuwu and Taotie sat in a row, humming: "Feng Huang is the same as Bai Ze, he will act obediently to please the curator, but now he even pleases mere human beings, he is useless!"

Taotie nodded in agreement, it really wanted to talk, but its swollen mouth couldn't open anymore.

Gu Diao stood behind them and whispered: "Boss Taotie, are we really going to be managed by mere humans in the future? We have tried so hard to scare him, why is he not scared away in a day like those humans in front of him?" ?”

"...This human has no heart!" Zhu Wu glared at the mere human, filled with grief and indignation.

Taotie nodded vigorously to express his grief and indignation.

The nine-tailed fox walked over slowly, and with all its nine tails, it swept away the gu carving, who was instigating the wind and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp's fire, and sat next to Wu Wu, saying: "You two idiots are really short-sighted, I didn't see that the curator Is it better to treat this human being than other human beings, and don’t offend him if you don’t please him.”

Taotie and Wuwu looked at each other.

Taotie snorted disdainfully.

Wuwu was originally planning to share the same hatred with Brother Taotie, but Taotie's mouth was so funny that it couldn't hold back and burst out laughing: "Hahahahahaha..."

Taotie... Taotie was so angry that he was about to explode on the spot, and he slapped Wuwu with his paw and rolled away far away.

As a famous ferocious beast, how could Zhuwu be willing to be beaten and not fight back, he jumped up and fought with Taotie.

There was too much movement here, and Ling Muyu couldn't pay attention to it, but as a human being without the power to restrain demons, even with the curator's totem protection, he still couldn't control the fight between two famous beasts.

Well, that's right, he can only watch.

The other monsters didn't care about it either, and the lively onlookers were only missing the small bench under their buttocks and the melon seeds in their hands.

The Nine-Tailed Fox, who was sitting side by side with Taotie, even walked up to the curator, hooked his hand with a tail, and asked, "Xiaoyu, do you still have the food you and the curator ate the day before yesterday? The one with a long, slender stick?"

A slender stick?

"Spicy noodles?" Ling Muyu asked after thinking for a long time.

The nine-tailed fox narrowed its fox eyes, carefully recalling what it ate the day before yesterday, and was annoyed to find that it did not understand the current human characters.

Back then, it took more than 100 years to learn human characters before it learned all of them. But it didn't know how long after it learned, humans changed the way of writing, but it was so angry that it wanted to eat people.

It's even more extreme now. Human beings have not only invented characters with missing arms and legs, but also all kinds of crooked characters. They can't understand at all. It's too bullying to the fox!

Ling Muyu looked at a fox who was as high as his waist downcast, and was speechless. He said, "I'll get you a backpack and you can choose it yourself," and then walked to the office.

The nine-tailed fox narrowed its fox eyes, raised the corners of its mouth, and smiled smugly. I heard that human beings are the last to resist a fluffy animal like it. It is basically giving what it wants.

Ling Muyu didn't know what the nine-tailed fox was thinking. If he knew, he would definitely complain loudly—not to mention the nine tails, how could a fox bigger than a six-month-old calf be ashamed to call it a "small" animal?Do you have any misunderstanding about the word "small"?

Fuzhu walked over and said to Nine-Tailed Fox, "What did you tell the administrator?"

Nine-tailed Fox raised his head and said proudly, "Why did I tell you?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't tell me, I can tell the curator that you are the one who encouraged Taotie to eat the administrator." Fu Zhu said.

"You complainant, you can only complain." The nine-tailed fox said angrily, "I just asked the administrator for human food."

After the nine-tailed fox finished speaking, the monsters who were watching, fighting, wandering, and flying around raised their heads, their eyes were full of covetousness.

Ling Muyu took the backpack and walked into the garden, and saw all the monsters lined up in several rows, all staring at him... the backpack in his hand.

It's frightening to be stared at by so many monsters, especially some monsters that look like an incomparable, uh, abstract, Comrade Administrator, resisting the desire to run away, sitting on a stone bench Next, open the backpack, take out a pack of spicy sticks and ask Nine-Tailed Fox: "Is this it?"

"Yes yes yes." Nine-Tailed Fox nodded fiercely.

Ling Muyu handed over the spicy strips, "How do you want to eat it? Unpack it for you?"

Nine-tailed fox said that there is no need to be so troublesome, a flash of light flashed on his body, his body stretched rapidly, and he turned into a young man in a white shirt and white jeans in just three seconds. eat up.

Ling Muyu: "!!!"

Next, his already shattered world view evolved into powder, which was blown by the wind and dissipated between heaven and earth.

I saw that after the nine-tailed fox, other monsters have also turned into human forms, and the hair or scales on the monsters will turn into clothes--there are all kinds of ages, the color of the hair or scales is the same color as the clothes, such as the phoenix emperor. This colorful bird has very fancy clothes.

After the monsters turned into human form, they further surrounded the administrator, and they all watched helplessly, waiting for the administrator to share the human food.

With the lessons learned from gluttons, they dare not move their paws, hooves or mouths to the administrator.

Although Ling Muyu wasn't too afraid of the monsters anymore, he didn't dare to get too close, so he handed the backpack to Bai Ze and asked him to distribute snacks to the monsters, and stood aside to watch, judging the appearance of the monsters in human form.

Sure enough, the most beautiful one is the nine-tailed fox. It is said that the fox is famous for its beauty, and it is said that sincerity does not deceive human beings.

The second is Fenghuang, but Fenghuang is a dignified beauty.

Hey, is that cute girl with round face and round eyes a human?Super cute!

Ling Muyu looked at the monsters one by one, only to find that the appearance of the monster in human form is actually equal to the original form. The abstract monster in the original form also has an abstract face in the human form.

Looking and watching, he saw the only monster that didn't transform into a human - Taotie.

The original shape of Taotie is a sheep-like body, covered with long wool-like hair, with a human face, two sharp canine teeth protruding, two curved horns on the head, and a pair of long pointed ears below. , the claws are somewhat like a tiger, but with sharp nails sticking out.

Its face is sharp-edged, stern and handsome, with its canine teeth retracted, it is a proper face of a domineering president.It's just that half of its face is swollen now, and half of its face is covered with its sausage mouth. Just looking at it makes people want to laugh wildly.

Taotie felt the eyes of mere human beings, and stared back angrily.

Ling Muyu's mood has calmed down—it's the calmness of the world view that is blown by the wind. I'm not afraid of this monster who ate him in one bite. Anyway, he has the curator's amulet on his body, which can repel monsters.

Therefore, if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your body.

"You don't eat snacks?" Ling Muyu stood five steps away from Taotie, chatting with it.

Taotie let out a snort, and turned away from looking at this hateful human being, it really wanted to eat, the question is, can it open its mouth?

"Did you steal my snack the day before yesterday?" Ling Muyu said, "Don't deny it, I wiped off the oil on your mouth."

Taotie: "Hmph!" Asked knowingly.

Ling Muyu: "Hey, you've never brushed your teeth, have you? Your mouth really stinks. I'll go down the mountain and buy toothpaste and toothbrush for you. What brand do you want?"

Taotie: "..."

Ling Muyu supported the tree trunk next to him with one hand, pressed his chest with the other, and said in a difficult tone: "Worse, I think of your bad breath again, so I want to vomit..."

Taotie... Taotie jumped a few times and disappeared behind the wall of a "bedroom" at the back of the garden.

Ling Muyu stood up straight, imitating the curator and standing with his hands behind his back, triumphant.

——Let you eat me and beat you to death!

"You human being is really interesting." Bai Ze walked up to Ling Muyu, and boasted with a smile, "I'm the one who recruited you, I'm really astute!"

Speaking of this, Ling Muyu became angry, grabbed Bai Ze's collar, and asked angrily: "The museum doesn't even have a penny of liquidity, why didn't you explain it before I joined the job?"

Bai Ze: "Ah? Really? Really?"

Ling Muyu: "..."

Fuck, pretend to be stupid, it's so shameless!