Mountain and Sea Museum

It was six o'clock in the morning again, Ling Muyu opened her eyes, and sat up from the bed listlessly.

Last night, he struggled with the question of whether to resign, and he didn't go to bed until two o'clock in the morning.

The curator belongs to the Buddhist family, and the specimens are placed anywhere.

There is no design in the exhibition hall, and there is no money for it.

There is only one employee, and the old scalper is exhausted.

There is no trace of tourists, and there are many birds in front of the gate.

Does staying in a museum like this really have a future?

——But it is because of difficulties that there is fun in the challenge. It is not something for a man in the Ling family to shrink back when encountering difficulties.

——But the difficulty is too great!If you don’t have money, you can’t move forward. Even if you don’t hire a design company and design the exhibition hall yourself, how can you buy materials and hire a construction team if you don’t have money?

The two villains in Ling Muyu's mind fought for [-] rounds, and the winner was so close that when he woke up, the circles under his eyes were as black as a panda.

Whether you resign or not, as long as the labor contract is not terminated, you are still an employee of the Shanhai Museum, and you must work hard and perform your duties.

Ling Muyu got up from the bed like a wandering soul. After washing, he went out to buy vegetables with a basket in his hand. After buying a mandarin fish, he remembered that the curator was going out today. He had to eat alone, so he didn’t need to buy too many vegetables. .

Looking down at the nearly full vegetable basket, he struggled for three seconds before paying the boss to cut open the mandarin fish for him.

After returning to the dormitory, when Ling Muyu stuffed the vegetables he bought into the refrigerator, he immediately saw the red fruit in the freezer compartment, which was given to him by Dan Xiao yesterday for him to eat this morning.

He took out the fruit and took a bite, the sweet juice flowed out of his mouth, the flesh was slightly soft and there was no core.

"It smells like plums. It's plums. It's such a strange name for Shatang." Ling Muyu swallowed all the fruit, complained to Dan Xiao, and then started to eat his fried eggs.

After breakfast, he made lunch for himself. Ling Muyu put some online shopping snacks in his backpack, and conveniently put the remaining two big plums in the fresh-keeping bag. After checking that nothing was left behind, he closed the door. Lock it and drive the tricycle up the mountain.

There was no one in the museum, and the exhibition hall was even more chaotic. The specimens in the east exhibition hall were all placed in the main exhibition hall, and several giant animal specimens were lined up in the center of the exhibition hall. The specimens that were originally placed in the main exhibition hall were all piled up in the corner .

Ling Muyu: "..."

What are you doing, and you leave it everywhere, can Bai Ze get better?

The furious administrator went to the office to put down the things, and put the specimens back later, before going to trouble Bai Ze.

Ling Muyu rolled up his sleeves and went back to the main exhibition hall. As soon as he entered, he met the Taotie specimen face to face!

Taotie, who was originally in the center of the exhibition hall, arrived at a position close to the back door at some point, and behind him were still standing 梼杌 and Gu carvings.

At this time, Ling Muyu realized something was wrong.

There are multiple specimens of Taotie, and he moved them himself yesterday. Even if Bai Ze is as gifted as the curator, it is impossible to move the three specimens so far in a very short period of time without making a sound.

Thinking of this, Ling Muyu's heart beat like a drum, she took a step back and looked around.

The exhibition hall is huge, but you can see everything at a glance. Except for the specimens, there is not even a pillar that can hide people.

Up until this moment, Ling Muyu was very materialistic and believed that the museum had entered the museum to steal things, but what happened the next moment completely overturned his 22-year-old view of the world——

Seeing the human face of the Taotie specimen, the mouth suddenly opened into a big laugh: "I said that this human being will definitely be afraid hahahaha..."

The 梼杌 in the back opened his mouth with a less human-like face, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, eat him, this human being caused me to be thrown by the curator yesterday, and my feet are still hurting."

Ling Muyu was completely stunned. Facing the great fear, he couldn't control his whole body. He didn't even have the strength to escape. He could only watch Taotie open his bloody mouth...

"Shut up—" Fenghuang flapped his wings and flew over to stop Taotie, but he was a step too late.

Taotie swallowed Ling Muyu whole with a mouthful of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Fenghuang screamed: "You are dead, you have eaten the administrator, and the curator will definitely beat you out of your wits."

Zhu Wu was about to explain to Taotie that they were just trying to scare this human being, they didn't really want to eat him, who let this human make them be thrown by the curator, teach this lifeless human, and spit it out after a stick of incense.

Unexpectedly, before Fenghuang's voice fell, Taotie yelled loudly, opened his mouth to spit out the human being, covered his mouth with his two front paws, screamed and rolled over in pain.

Feng Huang's outstretched wings froze, Zhu Wu's raised paws did not dare to move, Nine-Tailed Fox got caught by his own tail and fell down on his hind legs...

For a moment, except for the sound of humans vomiting and gluttonous screams, all other creatures in the exhibition hall were as quiet as chickens.

When Ling Muyu was a child, she always complained while watching TV that the people on TV would not run away when faced with danger, or they would fall down within two steps of running away. They could escape, but they had to wait to die.

At that time, grandpa gave him popular science—there is a special neuronal circuit in the human body. When the human body is frightened, the brain will cause the limbs to stiffen, and the response of the limbs to be stiff will be fed back to the brain. , allowing the brain to control the muscles of the body.

Ling Xiaoyu, who was only seven or eight years old, couldn't understand such a complicated causal relationship, and was dubious about his grandfather's popular science.

Now 22-year-old Ling Muyu feels that what grandpa said is really reasonable. The scriptwriters of TV dramas are based on life experience, which is very reliable.

When Taotie opened his bloody mouth to him, he really wanted to run away, and told himself to run away quickly, but his legs and feet didn't listen to him, and he didn't move at all, he could only watch the instant darkness before his eyes.

Before he died, his fear was gone, and he planned to review his regrets in his short life. Before he could recall, a green light flashed in front of his eyes, and he was spit out again.

The moment he saw the black floor tiles of the museum, Ling Muyu felt the great joy of remaining alive after the catastrophe, and then he smelled a stench belatedly, so bad that he immediately vomited his breakfast on the ground.

"Ouch--vomit--"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Ouch--vomit--"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

The voices of Ling Muyu and Taotie came and went, and the other monsters gathered around and looked at them, not knowing whether to sympathize with humans or Taotie, it was so messy.

"What are you doing?" Bai Ze, who had been wandering outside for two days, was called back by the curator. As soon as he entered the museum, he saw all the monsters gathered in a circle. He didn't know what they were watching.

The servant closest to it said: "Gao Tie and Zhu Wu want to teach the administrator a lesson, and Tao Tie eats the administrator..."

"What!" Bai Ze was so startled that he changed into his original form, and was about to beat Taotie.

"I haven't finished yet," Cong stopped it, "then we saw a strong green light suddenly coming out of Taotie's mouth, a burst of spiritual power surged, and Taotie vomited out the administrator. Now the administrator is vomiting , Taotie was injured for some reason, and kept crying."

Bai Ze lowered his raised paws, shook his head and sighed: "In human terms, Taotie will not die if it does not die."

"Yes." Cong Cong picked up two paws and squatted down with the other four paws. His face, which resembled a garden dog, showed a miraculous expression of schadenfreude, "When the curator comes back, Taotie and Wuwu It's dead, and there are Gu carvings, Gu carvings are also involved."

Gu Diao heard it, and loudly defended: "I didn't do anything, I just stood behind Wu Wu!"

Wu Wu glared at Gu Diao, who was too scared to speak immediately.

Bai Ze walked up to Ling Muyu, pawed him with his paws, and asked, "Ling Muyu, are you okay? Are you injured anywhere?"

Ling Muyu vomited out all her bile, and felt a little better. She knelt on the ground and looked up at the white lion with goat horns and beard who was talking to her.

"You are Bai Ze?" He recognized Bai Ze's voice.

Lionhead nodded.

"So your name is not Bai Ze, you are Bai Ze?"

Lionhead nodded again.

Ling Muyu looked at all the monsters in the exhibition hall with a destructive expression, and said tremblingly, "Aren't you all specimens, are you all alive?"

The monsters nodded in unison.

It's because of her strong willpower that she didn't faint. Ling Muyu looked at the monsters in horror, and wanted to say something. He opened and closed his mouth, and finally pointed at the Taotie rolling on the ground. I haven't brushed my teeth for ten thousand years, my mouth is too smelly!"

Bai Ze: "..." In human terms, the administrator's focus is—very strange!

Monsters: "..." Well, so to speak, it, they have never brushed their teeth, are they also very, very smelly?

When everyone suspected Yaosheng, Taotie became angry, how dare a mere human being despise it?

It stopped rolling and whining, and stood up abruptly, its paws slapping on the floor, and roared, "Crackling..."

After roaring, it froze, the eyes on its face and underarms widened at the same time, terrified: "Is the mouth swollen?"

Monsters: "..."

Fenghuang burst into laughter: "If you let you eat indiscriminately, you won't be able to speak well!"

Ling Muyu who was eaten indiscriminately: "..."

After Fenghuang finished laughing, he walked up to Ling Muyu, lowered his head and grabbed his collar with his sharp beak, and with a snap, the administrator's new shirt was torn into two rags.

Ling Muyu with bulging veins on his forehead: "..."

Fenghuang pointed at Ling Muyu's left chest with his paw, and said to the monsters: "See, the curator's totem, he belongs to the curator, no one should touch it."

Ling Muyu looked down at his chest, and there was a turquoise auspicious cloud pattern on the skin where the heart was located. He wiped the inexplicably extra tattoo with his hands, and his skin turned red, but the tattoo was still there, but there were more tattoos on his body But there is no scar at all, which is amazing.

Bai Ze explained: "This is the curator's totem, with his divine power, it can protect you from being harmed by monsters." It's just that the power is so powerful that it swells Taotie's tongue. Could it be that the curator's power increased?

Seeing the auspicious cloud totem, Taotie covered his mouth aggrievedly, and groaned with his tongue out, not knowing what he was saying.

Bai Ze listened carefully and translated for everyone: "It said that the curator had never been so kind to other human beings before, so why did he give this human a protective totem?"

Seeing that Taotie was always covering his mouth, the nine-tailed fox pulled its claws down. The monsters and a human saw that Taotie's mouth was swollen high, like two big sausages hanging on his face.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The monsters rolled on the ground laughing, and Ling Muyu also had a smile on his lips.

Taotie was super angry, after much deliberation, deliberation, and deliberation, he could only roar at the only human being: "Fucking shit, what a fool!"

"Of course you're laughing at a fool." Ling Muyu got up from the ground and sneered at Taotie.

In the next second, he retched frantically again, grabbed Bai Ze's hair, and let him take him to take a bath.

Taotie, this stupid monster who hasn't brushed his teeth for tens of thousands of years, stinks to death! ! !