Mountain and Sea Museum

Today is a dumb day.

Ling Muyu was stunned—he didn't expect that he would be the first pusher, and he was said that man is not man and god is not god.

The people in the Special Incident Handling Team of the Security Bureau were also stunned—they detected an abnormal aura, but they didn't expect to find a new god, and they even gave one away.

The monsters and temporary workers in the Shanhai Museum are the scene of a large group of ignorant groups—Xiaoyu/Brother Ling is actually Dongjun? ? ?Wait, I want to be quiet.

The only one who doesn't want to be quiet is Qilin.

It listened to Qiongqi's report of the discovery journey of the demon king Dongjun, and the expression changes of the whole green lion face are as follows——

Found the devil in the hospital → angry

Mojun Minghuo is now a baby → ridicule

Minghuo calls Xiaoyu Shitui → Doubt

The first push is Sichun God Dongjun→Stunned

Dongjun's soul was damaged in order to save people→crying loudly

"Woooooooooooo... Dongjun Dongjun, I knew you wouldn't lie to me..." Qilin cried and threw Ling Muyu down, tears covered his entire lion face, and even touched Ling Muyu body.

Ling Muyu patted Qilin on the head: "Okay, okay, get up and cry first, you are really heavy."

Qilin cried for a while, and then cried even more earth-shatteringly. While crying, he complained: "You despise me! You used to say that I am cute, even cuter than Dangkang."

Ling Muyu felt that she was really wronged, didn't she know how heavy Qilin was, really, really, super, heavy! ! !

Seeing that his little fish was about to be squeezed into less air and more air out, Dan Xiao felt that Qilin could no longer be so emotionally reminiscing about the past, so he lifted Qilin away with one hand and helped Ling Muyu up.

Qilin wiped his tears with his hoof, sobbed and asked the question he cared most about: "Dongjun, you saved your human mother, why does she still blame you for harming her?"

Ling Muyu stood up with Dan Xiao's hand, and said lightly: "She had dystocia and hemorrhage, and was forced to have her uterus removed. The uterus is a very important organ for a woman. Without the uterus, she feels that she is not a complete woman, and I am The culprit."

Dan Xiao tightened his hand, and tightly held the hand that was one size smaller than himself.

The youkai were filled with righteous indignation when they heard the reason——

"This human being is so unreasonable. Why should he be angry with the little fish?"

"She's so strange, instead of going after the culprit who killed her, she blamed Dong Jun instead."

"So angry, let's scare her together until the end of her lifespan."

"Good idea, go today."

Ling Muyu felt both sweet and funny, and squeezed Dan Xiao's hand backhand, indicating that she was fine, and then said to the demons: "When I was young, my grandfather told me that she had postpartum depression, let me be more considerate. You don't know, postpartum depression is very serious. Besides, I don't owe her anything, I just pretend that there is no such person. "

Once he was strangled by his biological mother and almost suffocated to death. Everyone thought he had forgotten about it. After all, three or four-year-old children don't remember much.But he didn't forget, firmly remembered, remembered the fear of standing on the verge of death, and also remembered that he didn't owe Kang Bingjie anything.

Little, he said to himself in his heart: Xiaoyu, although she gave birth to you and gave you a life, you also gave it back to her. From now on, you will not owe her any more, so you don't have to deal with her any more.

Now it seems that Kang Bingjie owed him his life instead.

"If you owe karma, you will have to repay it." Dan Xiao rubbed the top of Ling Muyu's hair, then kissed his forehead, "Don't worry, I'm responsible for everything."

Ling Muyu Xingxing looked at Dan Xiao, and felt that the male god's words were really her boyfriend's power max, and she didn't know where she learned them.

This room is already looking at each other sweetly, but the monsters are still angry.

"We must avenge Dongjun!"

"Correct!"

The sweet look at each other was interrupted by the monsters shouting slogans, Ling Muyu secretly sighed, a light bulb in a museum really can't have a good relationship.

He shook his shoulders and was wet by the unicorn, and said to the monsters: "Don't mess around. I'll change my clothes first, and please Pi Xiaobai and Hua Mengmeng to take today's sales account book to the office. After dinner, let's reconcile the accounts."

"Okay, okay..." The rabbit demon and the cat demon were overwhelmed and nodded hurriedly.

The monsters were dumbfounded seeing Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao walking towards the "bedroom" as if nothing had happened.

Fat Yi Niao: "Ah... just left? Don't you want revenge? Or celebrate Xiaoyu for finding out that he is Dong Jun?"

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Dong Jun doesn't seem to be excited at all."

Bai Ze: "Dong Jun has always been a very calm god."

Fenghuang: "I think it's more affectionate to call him 'Little Fish'."

Fuzhu: "How can you call 'little fish'? That is exclusive to the gods."

Taotie: "But we have called for so long, and the curator has not objected."

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Being stared at by all the monsters, Taotie felt chills all over his body, and said angrily: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen such a handsome beast like me?!"

All the demons: "With such blind self-confidence, it's no wonder even Dongjun dares to swallow it."

"..." Taotie's whole beast was stunned on the ground, and he hummed weakly: "I didn't know that Xiaoyu would be Dongjun, he looks completely different from before, not as tall as before, and has no spiritual power, Even Bai Ze didn't see it, how could I see it."

All the demons looked at Bai Ze: "That's right, Bai Ze, why didn't you see it?"

Bai Ze said: "Probably because Dongjun Yuanshen was damaged. Anyway, in my opinion, Dongjun looks like an ordinary human being now."

"But has the curator recognized Dong Jun long ago?"

As soon as this question came up, all the monsters fell silent.

Then, Qilin cried again: "The curator has recognized Dongjun a long time ago, why didn't you tell me wow..."

Qilin's cries were so lethal that all the monsters hugged their heads in pain—Xiaoyu, why did it take you so long to change clothes?Come back quickly, we can't bear it!

At first, Bai Ze couldn't bear the devil crying through his head, and was about to run away. When he ran out, he saw Zhang Shan sitting cross-legged on the ground, and it poked him with its claws, but did not move.

Huh?

Bai Ze turned into a human form, stretched out his hand to pinch the temporary worker's face, and forcefully——

"Aw!" Zhang Shan howled in pain, frightening the monsters, and Qilin was too frightened to cry.

"Why are you pinching me?" Zhang Shan rubbed his cheeks and stared at Bai Ze.

With his hands behind his back, Bai Ze said as a matter of course: "Seeing how stupid you are, I was worried that you would become mentally retarded, so I woke you up. Don't thank me too much."

Zhang Shan: "..."

"Bai Ze is like this, is it because he is arrogant in the Gongdou dramas made by human beings?"

I don't know which monster came to make such a godly remark, which made both Bai Ze and Zhang Shan blush.

Zhang Shan sneaks a glance at Bai Ze.

Bai Ze rushed out the door.

Zhang Shan bowed his head, feeling a little lost.

"Temporary worker, you can't do this." Fat Yi Bird flew over and landed on Zhang Shan's shoulder, "That beast Bai Ze is the most duplicity, you need to be more courageous."

The Phoenix Emperor also flew over, and echoed, "Didn't you realize that Bai Ze likes to take human form recently? That's a chance for you to knock him down!"

"Ah?" Zhang Shan was dumbfounded.

Nine-Tailed Fox shook his head: "If you're so puzzled, it's no wonder you're still single at this age."

Regarding the issue of age, Zhang Shan had something to say: "All of you are tens of thousands of years old, how dare you say that I am single, you are not single, you are single for thousands of years."

When the demons heard the words, they looked at him quietly.

"I was wrong," Zhang Shan immediately admitted, "You are single nobles."

"Humph--"

"Humph--"

"Humph--"

The demons decided not to argue with stupid humans.

"Temporary worker, why did you fall in love with Bai Ze?" Fat Yi Niao asked curiously: "Bai Ze is average-looking, no matter whether he is in animal or human form, he is not very good-looking. Although he has a gentle personality, he is not very good-looking to human children. The cub is gentle, but it is very arrogant towards us monsters and adult humans."

Zhang Shan OS: This rant is too harsh. Those who didn't know thought you had a grudge against Bai Ze.Moreover, what standard do you use to judge Bai Ze's appearance?Could it be that it has no wings?

Nine-Tailed Fox also said: "There are so many good-looking monsters in our museum, but I chose a silly Bai Ze." It said, and it turned into a human form, "How about my human form?" Pointing to Feng Huang, "Fenghuang is very beautiful, right?"

Zhang Shan: "I'm not a superficial human being who only looks at faces."

The demons looked at him quietly again.

Zhang Shan simply broke the jar and said: "Didn't Shan Junjie and the others laugh at me before, and Bai Ze spoke out to complain for me..."

All the demons interrupted him and said in unison: "We are all complaining about you."

"...I mean, Bai Ze was the first one to speak up for me. I have been ridiculed for my cultivation since I was a child, and my peers who are more talented than me in the clan also secretly laughed at me. No one has ever stood up for me. , help me teach those who mock me."

Zhang Shan said, his voice gradually lowered.

People's hearts are fleshy, and they will be sad and hurt.

Zhang Shan grew up surrounded by the disappointed eyes of his elders and the mocking eyes of his peers. It seemed that mediocrity was the original sin, which made him unable to hold his head up. The more he wanted to prove himself, the more powerless he became.

But in the Shanhai Museum, for the first time someone... You Yao was angry because he was ridiculed, and it was also the first time someone... You Yao helped him take revenge.

At that moment, he really felt that it didn't matter to him whether he cultivated well or not, whether his aptitude was mediocre or not, and he was also... protected by a demon.

"Teaching those ignorant people who cultivated me is who I am!" Although Taotie is not interested in temporary workers, he still has a lot of opinions when he is robbed of credit.

"Bai Ze also crushed your mobile phone. Didn't you say tens of thousands of dollars? It doesn't lose money, so you promise it with your body?" Zhu Wu couldn't figure out the human brain circuit.

Zhang Shan: "...I'm so sorry, I have Stockholm Syndrome, haha."

The monsters heard such a word for the first time, it was very fresh, and asked around the temporary workers what it meant.

Bai Ze, who rushed out of the door, came back now. Seeing the temporary worker surrounded by so many monsters, he said angrily, "It's time to eat, why are you still surrounding the temporary worker?"

The monsters all turned their heads to look at Bai Ze, and said in unison, "Hey, you're back. You said no, but your body is very honest."

"..." Bai Ze said angrily, "Do you deserve a beating?!"

Taotie raised his head: "You alone can't defeat us all."

Bai Ze: "If you don't try it, how will you know?"

Taotie couldn't bear such a blatant provocation, and immediately rushed to fight with Bai Ze.

Unexpectedly, he was blocked by Fu Zhu with his big antlers.

Fu Zhu raised his hoof and pointed at the red and yellow posters on the wall: "See, 'Talk about civilization to cultivate a new style', we are to be civilized monsters, and we can't just fight if we disagree."

Taotie scraped his paws in dissatisfaction: "Then what do you want to do?"

The husbands ignored Taotie, and said to Bai Ze in a serious manner: "You once crushed a mobile phone belonging to a temporary worker, I wonder if you still remember it?"

Bai Ze nodded blankly.

It naturally remembered that after crushing the mobile phone, it was taught by Xiaoyu not to be a prodigal beast - the mobile phone of a temporary worker is super expensive.

Fuzhu said again: "Then did you pay?"

Bai Ze shook his head in a daze.

It doesn't have human money, how can it buy mobile phones and compensate temporary workers? !

"Bai Ze, since you destroy other people's things, you still pretend not to compensate..."

"I didn't cheat!"

"Listen to me. I understand that you can't afford it, and we will show you the way."

"What way?"

"Repay the debt with your body, and promise with your body."

White Pond:"………………"

"Hahahahaha..." Taotie burst out laughing, "Fuzhu, I give you a thumbs up."

Bai Ze's eyes met Zhang Shan's, and when he saw him staring at him blankly, his face blushed immediately, and he forced himself to say: "It's nonsense, you don't eat, I'm going to eat." Then he pretended to be calm and went out Walk, after a few steps, it becomes a run.

"Idiot, don't hurry up, what are you doing sitting down!" Fenghuang kicked Zhang Shan on the back, kicking him forward.

Zhang Shan hurriedly got up from the floor, and when he ran outside, his legs were so weak that he almost fell to the ground because he had been sitting cross-legged for too long and had poor blood supply.

"The human beings nowadays are really..." Fenghuang shook his head, "He can't even talk about a relationship, and he still needs monsters to help him worry about it."

Nine-tailed Fox passed by Feng Huang, "You should worry about yourself, single dog."

Feng Huang flapped his wings and flew in front of the Nine-Tailed Fox, "It's a joke, it makes you, a stupid fox, seem like you're not single."

"Both of you are about the same." Cong ran quickly to the waterside pavilion in the garden with six legs.

Fenghuang & Nine-Tailed Fox: "You are the true single."

Cong Cong, who looked very similar to a dog, tripped over each other with six legs, fell like a dog and ate shit, and still landed on his face first, what a pity!

It lay on the ground and shouted in grief and indignation: "Why do humans invent the word single dog, why are they so malicious towards dogs..."