Mountain and Sea Museum

In the museum at night, the office is brightly lit, and the TV is playing a crooked fairy tale. Yesterday, they were all around the TV, making complaints about the pictures, cutting out pictures of Wumao special effects, screenwriters, and stupid monsters. Today, they don’t have the heart to watch TV. The administrator kept watching.

After the monsters learned that the administrator was Dongjun, they were super happy, and they all muttered about eating delicious food to celebrate.But Dongjun and Benjun didn't seem to be excited at all, and they cooked fish for dinner and reconciled accounts step by step, and forced the mouse monster to take the accounting certificate.

Oh, yes, as the most highly educated demon in the museum, the mouse demon Xu Wu was asked by the administrator to study finance, so he enrolled in an online course and set a small goal for him to obtain an accounting qualification certificate.

There is no way, there is a serious shortage of professionally skilled employees in the museum, and if you can't recruit professional counterparts, you can only train yourself, starting with the most educated ones.

The mouse demon Xu Wu is also pitiful. Although he has the highest education, he studies history (with a bit of cheating), and he really doesn't know finances!

Every other line is like a mountain, and to the demon, it's like the Himalayas.

During this period of time, it was tortured by the saying that "every borrowing must be credited, and borrowing must be equal", and it lost its hair crazily. It finally grew full of hair and fell half bald. Teacher Wang from Jinfeng Elementary School who often comes to the museum at the foot of the mountain saw it and said Comfort it and say: "It doesn't matter if the secret recipe for hair growth doesn't work well, I have tried and failed repeatedly."

Xu Wu felt that he was not comforted.

Not only the mouse monster Xu Wu, but the administrator also made career plans for other monsters in the museum.

For example, the rabbit demon Pi Xiaobai also went to study finance, the cat demon Hua Mengmeng learned e-commerce, the golden pheasant demon Maocai studied text editing, the wolf demon Lang Wu... he is still a chef, but the six black dragons are learning cooking from him-forced by the big demons Yes, Bai Ze is still planning to be a human resources manager in the administrator's plan.

Also, museum employees are required to learn foreign languages.

As a museum that wants to become a world-class museum, how can it not receive international friends?

Of course, before learning a foreign language, most monsters have to learn simplified Chinese characters first.

In short, all monsters in the museum must take off their illiteracy hats and become new century monsters with knowledge, high quality and professional skills.

Ling Muyu hasn't told the monsters about these plans yet. He has to look at the mouse monster's study results first, and see how long it takes for Xu Wu to take an accounting certificate, and then make a study plan for the museum monsters.

So now the monsters are still living an ignorant and happy life, watching the administrators and temporary workers reconcile accounts.

The current income of the museum is mainly divided into four parts, tickets, peripherals, food, water and fish food.

At present, tickets still account for the majority; the second is peripherals. The number and types of peripherals of the museum are not many, but they take the high (expensive) high-end (expensive) route, so the income is acceptable.

Then there is food and water. Their museum is located in a remote location, so it is not easy to come here. Therefore, tourists who come to visit often spend a whole day here, or even spend two days on weekends here, and they will also go to Wolong Mountain.Most of the tourists would buy food in the museum store, and some tourists approached Ling Muyu and asked them why the museum didn't open a restaurant, so that it was much more convenient for tourists to eat.

Ling Muyu summed it up and thought it would be good to open a restaurant, as it could keep customers for a longer period of time.But restaurants don't open as soon as they want to. Not to mention getting a license, recruiting chefs is a big problem.

As for the last income from selling fish food...

Home!Of course!ten!point!Can!Watch!

Well, Ling Muyu admits that he is a scheming boy.

He deliberately asked Dan Xiao to change into a fancy dress, and sat in the water pavilion by the pool to feed the fish. The koi in the pool competed for food, and the beautiful scenery and beauties complemented each other. He made a short video and posted it on Weibo. Secretly, he took the title "The gods you worship are so beautiful when feeding fish".

It is conceivable that this Weibo went viral.

Not to mention being on the trending topic of the day, it also attracted hundreds of thousands of followers on the official blog. Netizens queued up to worship the gods in the comment area, and many people came to the museum in Hanfu to imitate Danxiao and feed the fish.

The museum didn’t buy much fish food at the beginning. After the fish food was sold out, some less qualified tourists threw their snacks into the pond to feed the fish, but the koi didn’t eat them, and used their tails to pick up the snacks. A corner of the pond was photographed, and tourists exclaimed, "It was agreed that animals will not become fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China."

This incident was posted on the Internet, and this uncivilized tourism behavior was strongly criticized by netizens. The official blog also took this opportunity to promote civilized tourism and animal protection again. In addition, the fish food tube was enough later, but I haven’t seen it for a while. Until there are low-quality tourists throwing things around.

It's just that the koi in the pond are fed by tourists every day, and each one becomes fat at a speed visible to the naked eye. So many fat fish swim around in the pond, showing their fat bodies in all directions, which makes Dan Xiao ponder every day How to get Xiaoyu to agree to cook these fat fish for himself.

The current operating situation of the Shanhai Museum is comparable to that when Ling Muyu first came here. One sky and the other underground. After reconciliation, Ling Muyu said with a smile: "It's the harvest season."

Zhang Shan closed the manual ledger: "The decoration of Zhongshan hall is over halfway, I suggest that we open the three halls of Beidong Zhongzhong together, and then hold an event to attract fans. Moreover, after the Shanjing hall is fully opened, our tickets can be sold." Appropriately increase."

Ling Muyu nodded and said: "The entertainment items can also be increased, but feeding the fish is too monotonous. After feeding once, few people will feed the second time. And try to minimize the publicity about feeding the fish, those fish are so fat Son, I'm worried about them being three high."

On the side, Dan Xiao pinched his face, "I told you to eat it, forget it, the fish is getting fat, isn't it just for eating!"

Ling Muyu looked at Dan Xiao helplessly, and she didn't know where to start to spit out such a flawed sentence to him, and why did it sound so weird?

Facing the loving couple... Zhang Shan wittily ended the small work meeting, retreated to Bai Ze's side, and became a quiet crowd of onlookers with the monsters.

But the monsters didn't want to watch quietly. Seeing that the administrator's work was over, the fat bird flew up first, landed on the desk, and asked, "Little fish, are you not excited at all when you know your true identity?" ?”

Ling Muyu said, "I'm so excited."

All the demons: "I didn't see it at all."

Ling Muyu raised his forehead: "Uh, I'm done with the excitement in the hospital. This...no matter what your status is, you still have to eat and sleep, and I don't have any spiritual power like you, and I'm going to shrink into nothing." Living people and the like are still ordinary human beings, just get excited."

"But you didn't show any excitement at the hospital." Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi made trouble.

"..." Wasn't that in a daze at the time? Who can show both daze and excitement on his face at the same time?

Qilin came over and put his head on the desk, with a pitiful lion face: "Dongjun, are you unhappy with your original identity?"

"No!" Super happy.

Dan Xiao couldn't stand it anymore, and explained to the group of silly monsters: "They want to celebrate."

"..." Actually, you want to eat and drink a lot, right?

The Emperor Feng flew around the house and said: "Xiaoyu, you all said that this is the harvest season. In ancient times, the tribe would celebrate the harvest. And we have found Dongjun, so we have to celebrate even more. "

"..." After all, I still have to eat.

Speaking of eating, Ling Muyu remembered a very important thing.

He said to Dan Xiao: "When I went to work on the first day, you ate my lunch, you did it on purpose."

Dan Xiao nodded, stroking Ling Muyu's hair, with a look of nostalgia in his eyes: "You forgot, the first time we met, I ate the fish you cooked, and when you came back, there was only one fish left. Fish skeleton, hit me with the dangkang in his hand, and even fight with me."

At that time, Dan Xiao passed by Qinshan Mountain, attracted by the scent, in a bamboo forest, he saw fish placed on a stone table, but he could not see the owner. He waited for a long time but did not see anyone coming. He rolled it again, and finally couldn't hold it back, and ate the fish until there was nothing left.

As soon as the fish was eaten, the owner came back with a humming Dangkang in his arms. Seeing that his fish had only bones left and was eaten by a strange god, he smashed Dangkang immediately. In the past, rolling up your sleeves meant fighting.

They don't know each other, so Dan Xiao often comes to Qinshan to find Shitui, catch fish and make wine together, sometimes entertain the Queen Mother of the West, Zhushan Minghuo and other gods who come to visit the mountain, and go to find the lover who loves to run around together. Kang.

If not later...

Fortunately, he was still alive, and he was alive, and they met again.

"I thought you deliberately pretended not to know me the day before, so you ate your meal," Dan Xiao sighed, "unexpectedly, you forgot everything, and just thought you were an ordinary human being."

Ling Muyu held Dan Xiao's hand, her eyes were full of apology: "Sorry..."

"No need to apologize. It was never your fault." Dan Xiao stroked his furry head under his palm.

Although the appearance is completely different from before, and the stature is a bit shorter, but Yuanshen is his little fish, why can't he recognize his little fish.

It's good that his little fish is back.

Dan Xiao looked down at Ling Muyu's face, from eyebrows to nose, and finally fell on the pale red lips.

He leaned over and kissed his long-cherished lips with lightning speed, well, it was as soft as imagined.

"Wow--"

After being kissed, Ling Muyu was stunned, while the monsters cheered one by one, and then pretended to cover their eyes with their claws/wings/hooves/fins.

There are monsters like Yutuo with eyes on their backs, and monsters like Taotie with eyes under their armpits. They are very confused about how to cover them up.

"We didn't see anything, you go ahead."

Temporary workers complained about their incompetence, these monsters, didn’t they just say “We’ve all seen it, you keep going, we’ll watch it”, and if they were told like this, who would continue.

Sure enough, Ling Muyu said: "It seems that everyone doesn't want to have a party to celebrate the harvest."

Ok?

Then you have to think about it!

The monsters ran away immediately, and even dragged away the Qilin Xiaobailong who didn't want to leave, and the temporary worker also left knowingly.

Only Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu were left in the office. The former looked at the latter and did something that he wanted to do for a long time, thousands of years ago - kiss.

The monsters who ran out of the office were struggling fiercely in the garden whether they should go back secretly to take a peek, but Zhang Shan said, "I really don't want to have a party anymore" put an end to the idea.

Then Zhang Shan said triumphantly: "Thanks to the hard drive I asked for from my brother, looking at the teaching results, the curator is no longer the former curator."

Bai Ze asked: "What did you teach the curator?"

Looking at the humanoid Bai Ze, Zhang Shan recalled observing and studying the contents of the hard drive with the curator, and then...he accidentally substituted his own and Bai Ze's faces...

"Hey—why do you have a nosebleed?"

Bai Ze was shocked, and hurried forward to help Zhang Shan stop the bleeding, but unexpectedly the nosebleed stopped more and more.

Zhang Shan backed away again and again, saying that he was fine.

Bai Ze ignored him, his nosebleed was all over his chin, and he said he was fine.

The monsters hurriedly found something to stop the temporary worker from bleeding, Fenghuang shook his head and sighed: "I said that the weather is dry and you should drink more water, see, don't listen to what Old Fenghuang said, nosebleed is in front of my eyes."

The temporary worker with two big balls of herbs stuck in his nose blushed and could not refute.

Bai Ze wiped the blood on his chin with a wet handkerchief, nodded in agreement with Feng Huang: "That's right."

Zhang Shan: "..."

Taotie patted its paws and laughed at the temporary worker, almost rolling on the ground laughing, suddenly it stopped.

The other demons were also silent, and they all looked in the direction of the gate of the museum.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Shan asked.

"There are human beings outside." Bai Ze replied, "There are more than a dozen, sneaky."

The monsters looked at each other and ran forward one after another, Zhang Shan followed quickly.

The curator and administrator who were doing shy things in the office also came out. Tao Tie used a trick to go outside to find out what was going on, and found that these humans were secretly hiding in the grass, not knowing what they were doing.

"Wait, these people will never come to sleep in the mountains."