Mountain and Sea Museum

The man's stature is close to Dan Xiao's without an inch of hair, his body is thin but gives people a sense of strength, his facial features are extremely handsome, different from Dan Xiao's indifference, he is evil, and the reddish corners of his eyes are even more deceptive evil.

Of course, the premise is that he doesn't speak.

He laughed so loudly and then said "Dan Xiao, so you are not dead", Ling Muyu suddenly felt that this man was not evil, but wanted to be beaten.

It can be said that it is very unbearable to greet others with their mouths whether they are dead or not.

When the three fierce beasts heard it, they all held back their laughter.

When the three humans heard it, they were collectively at a loss.

Dan Xiao glanced at the man, took out a piece of cloth from his sleeve and put it on the man's head, put his big hand over Ling Muyu's eyes, and said, "Don't look, it's very ugly, the president has the eye of a needle."

Ling Muyu: "..."

The man pulled the cloth away from his head and said unhappily, "Where is I ugly?"

Dan Xiao looked at him lightly.

"..." The man decided to interpret Dan Xiao's eyes as that the other party was jealous of his beauty, so he ignored Dan Xiao and waved to Ling Muyu who pulled Dan Xiao's hand off: "Yo, it's been a long time No, you still look like a human being, you've become ugly."

Ling Muyu looked at him blankly.

"It's getting shorter hahahahaha..."

Dan Xiao said in a deep voice: "If you don't speak well, I will make you unable to speak again, Minghuo."

"Haha...uh!" The demon god called Minghuo stopped laughing, and under Dan Xiao's threat, he said solemnly: "Quickly ask what you want, my little strength can only last for two quarters of an hour."

Dan Xiao quickly asked, "Why didn't you die?"

Ming Huo: "..." I haven't seen you for more than 2000 years, how did Dan Xiao become so narrow-minded?

More than 2000 years ago, the Eastern Continent was at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. The formerly powerful Han Dynasty suffered several wars and the people were in dire straits.There were also various serious natural disasters and terrible plagues, which dealt a fatal blow to this extremely weak dynasty. A generation of heroes even wrote sadly, "The bones are exposed in the wild, and there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles. A hundred people will leave one, read it Broken heart." Poetry.

Behind this great plague, which is estimated to have killed more than 2000 million people, is the great cleansing of heaven.

It's not just human beings who are being cleaned, animals and livestock, goblins and monsters, and... gods.

Human beings worship gods. They are indeed powerful and powerful enough to call the wind and rain, but they also need to act under the rules of heaven, just like the rotation and revolution of the earth. This is an eternal rule.

When one party under the rules is too strong, it needs to be purged to maintain the balance of the rules.

Ming Huo was chosen by the Dao of Heaven, and led all kinds of demon gods and evil spirits to fight against Dan Xiao and the others. They fought for decades, and finally killed both sides.

No one has benefited from this battle, but it is so helpless, it must be fought, and it is impossible not to fight.

However, under the Dao of Heaven, everything has a glimmer of life, human beings, animals and livestock, mountain spirits and monsters, and gods are no exception.

This line of life is the God of Spring.

After Minghuo found out, he kept staring at Shitui, and tried his best to attack Shitui lightly when fighting, or simply stared at Dan Xiao or Zhushan who was next to Shitui to fight.

He had calculated thousands of times, and he never expected that the demon gods on their side would make a suicide attack, use their own godhood as a sacrifice, and drag the gods to fall together.

In desperation, Shi Tui used his godhead to protect Dan Xiao, and Minghuo wanted to yell at him, but it was not a good time to scold God at that time, so he could only split his godhead and use Shi Tui's vitality to protect Dan Xiao. The last vestige of soul between them.

After more than 2000 years, they wandered in the world, absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, and Shi Tui used their own vitality to restore the primordial spirit, and Minghuo took the opportunity to rub Shi Tui's vitality.

"Monarch, I have a question."

"Hey, little Taotie, you look a lot fatter than before." Minghuo pinched the face of the humanoid Taotie, Taotie dared not speak out, but Wuwu Qiongqi snickered, feeling better, Minghuo said: "Just ask."

"After the fall of the gods, don't they all become the aura of heaven and earth, you and Xiaoyu..." Taotie glanced at Ling Muyu, who was in a dazed vast universe and could not extricate himself, "How could it be possible to reincarnate like a human being?"

"Hey, little Taotie, you are not only fatter, but also courageous," Ming Huo pinched Taotie's face again, "You dare to call Shitui by his nickname, before you only dared to call Dongjun."

"What?!!" Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi was shocked, and turned to look at Ling Muyu stiffly.

Xiaoyu = Shi Tui = Dongjun?

That... that... wow ~ I have swallowed Dongjun in my mouth before...

Taotie's entire face was wrinkled into a rag—I don't want to live anymore~~~

Zhu Wu patted Taotie sympathetically: "Don't say that brother is not loyal, I will help you choose a coffin, and I promise to paint you with Taotie patterns on it, so that the tomb robbers will know what they are stealing hahahaha... ..."

Taotie frowned and kicked the "good brother" away.

"What's going on?" Mingzhuo asked interestedly.

Zhu Wu was about to describe in detail the experience of "Dong Jun just arrived, Tao Tie acted recklessly, opened his mouth and swallowed it, and then his mouth swelled like a mountain", Dan Xiao impatiently interrupted the boring gag, and asked what he wanted most. Known question: "Why are you doing well, but Xiaoyu has lost his memory?"

Mingzhuo curled his lips: "That's none of my business, Shi Shi pushed his heart softly, saved the life of the human woman, cut off his own vitality, and caused great damage to his soul. He almost died, but lost It’s not easy to be alive and kicking without memory.”

"Who did you save?" It was still a woman!

"Just push this human mother." Minghuo shook her head, "That human woman is also amazing. She was eight months pregnant and ran to fight against the outer room, but was pushed down the stairs by the outer room. At that time, Shi Tui and I were still vacillating in a few charitable homes. That idiot Shi Tui softened his heart and used his vitality to save the woman. His soul was greatly damaged. I have to attach the primordial spirit to the stillborn fetus in the woman's womb, so that I am now inhuman and godless, and I still can't get gratitude."

Ming Huo said, the more he talked, the more angry he became, taking advantage of Dan Xiao's unpreparedness, he patted Ling Muyu on the head, and said in a tone of hatred: "You idiot, I can only entrust my birth to this family , do you know how painful it is to be around a stupid human being and watch him be stupid?"

Ling Muyu has been in a dazed state since he was called "Shi Tui" by Minghuo, but now he was slapped on the head, which woke him up. After he woke up, he stared at Minghuo with a bad expression. Said: "How do you say this?"

Minghuo: "Then I want to reincarnate, I can't borrow your vitality, you use all your vitality to save a stupid human being, and that person can't have children, so I can only rely on her bloodline?" .”

Ling Muyu: "So, blame me?"

"Yes!" Minghuo nodded vigorously, "Damn human beings, what kind of condom was invented, which made me wait ten years longer, and I was so mad." He clenched his fist in righteous indignation and smashed it on the wall of the ward, There was a hole the size of a bowl in the wall.

Ling Muyu: "..."

The security trio: "..."

The Three Beasts of the Museum: "..."

Seeing this, everyone should stay away from Minghuo quickly, lest the demon god lose his mind and hurt innocent people, and more importantly, don't let the hospital think that they destroyed property, otherwise the fine will be unjust.

"What are you running, I won't beat you." Ming Huo said angrily.

It was said that Ling Muyu, the trio from the security bureau, and the three beasts from the museum ran even further.

Only Dan Xiao was still standing in front of Ming Huo and asked, "How should Xiao Yu recover?"

"How do I know?" Minghuo rolled his eyes that didn't match his appearance, "You don't even know, where do I know?"

"Okay, I know you're stupid, don't need to emphasize it."

The confused and supercilious eyes are about to turn upside down.

Why didn't I realize that Dan Xiao was so narrow-minded before? Didn't he just say something stupid and insist on returning it to him so soon? !

I know everything I want to know, and more, the idiot Minghuo doesn't know, Dan Xiao is resolutely ready to leave: "Look at you, you can recover once a month, you can't hold it anymore, change Go back, let's go."

Minghuo was shocked: "You guys are leaving, are you going to that museum? Then what should I do?"

"Nature is to be your baby well." Dan Xiao said.

"You have to drink milk well to grow taller. Don't be shorter than Uncle." Ling Muyu smirked.

Minghuo: "..." Is narrow-mindedness contagious?It wasn't like this before the launch!

Dan Xiao covered Ling Muyu's eyes with one hand, and took back the cloth wrapped around Ming Huo with the other, "Hurry up and change back, I'm withdrawing the barrier."

Minghuo's long and narrow eyes stared into a perfect circle, unbelievable that Dan Xiao and Shi Tui left him to be tossed by stupid humans like this, and grabbed Ling Muyu to prevent them from leaving: "If you want to go, take me away, otherwise You don't want to leave either. I don't want to stay with the stupid humans of the Ling family, and Shi Tui, and you don't want to get too involved with the Ling family."

Ling Muyu: "Why?"

It's a pity that Minghuo couldn't hold on anymore after saying this, a dark light flashed across his body, and he turned into a soft-handed baby, but Ling Muyu caught him quickly, avoiding the fate of him falling to the ground.

Dan Xiao picked up the baby Minghuo with one hand and put it on the crib, ignoring his soft waved protest, and left the ward amidst the babbling sound. As soon as he went out, the barrier was withdrawn.

There was an exclamation in the ward: "Why is the swaddle so broken? Is it paper? The quality is so poor?!"

Then there was another cry: "Why is there a hole in the wall? The hospital is too much, and they even arranged for us a dilapidated ward."

Minghuo was lying on the crib, with dark eyes open, his face full of lovelessness.

Dan Xiao began to push these two unyielding bastards!I remember you guys! ! !

"Ah-"

"Ah-"

Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu, who walked out of the hospital, sneezed at the same time. Gao Zhuoshuo, as if they had discovered an alien, said in amazement: "It turns out that gods can also sneeze."

Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi squinted at the three of them: "You special human beings are quite courageous!"

Gao Zhuoshuo: "We are a special event handling team under the Security Bureau, not special humans. Of course, it is a fact that we are stronger than ordinary humans."

Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi: "!!!" Humans are even more arrogant than the beasts, the beasts really can't bear it.

"Let's go, let's go back!" Ling Muyu pulled Taotie, and the latter immediately said yes obediently.

"Curator," Gao Zhuosuo and the others called Dan Xiao, and then turned to Ling Muyu, "this...administrator, let's go back and report the situation first, so let's go."

"Go slowly." Ling Muyu said politely.

After the special team left first, Ling Muyu glanced at the hospital behind him, "I always feel that what happened today is like a dream."

Dan Xiao put his hands on top of Ling Muyu's head, "It's indeed shorter than before."

Ling Muyu's head was full of black lines: "I am the height of a standard male god, how many men can't grow as tall as me."

"Well, let's go home, let's see Minghuo again in a month."

Family?

"Okay, go home!"