Mountain and Sea Museum

Mr. Wang, who teaches history at Jinfeng Primary School in Guhe Town, is a fan of the Mountain and Sea Museum. He goes up to the mountain at least twice a week and stays for a whole day, sometimes by himself, sometimes with his daughter, and sometimes with friends.

Therefore, he is basically the first visitor to discover some changes in the museum.

For example, the ticket office has changed to a conductor with white hair; the cashier in the store has become a boy with round face, round eyes, black, white and gray hair; The ticket inspector is gone, replaced by a man with hair of various red colors; the beige hair super unprofessional complainer in the exhibition hall is gone, replaced by a bald young man as the guide .

This new lecturer is much more professional than the previous one, and he also knows many historical allusions, which made Mr. Wang a confidant immediately.

It's just that, this lecturer named Xu Wu is good everywhere, but there is one thing that makes Teacher Wang always want to complain-it's already the Mediterranean Sea and he dyed his hair, wouldn't it be because he dyed his hair and made his head bald? !

However, Teacher Wang didn't come to the museum for a week, and when he came again, he was surprised to find that Xu Wu's head was not so bald anymore!

"Brother Xu Wu, what method of hair growth did you use?" Teacher Wang, who is also from the Mediterranean Sea, was eager to know.

Xu Wu patted his head, thinking: if the monsters stop bullying him, they will naturally stop losing their hair.

But can this be said?

Xu Wu changed the subject, handed a leaflet to Mr. Wang, and said, "Our museum will officially open the Xishan Hall next Saturday. There will be a very exciting program on that day. Mr. Wang will come and see it then."

Teacher Wang was immediately attracted by the leaflet in Xu Wu's hand, and stopped asking about the secret recipe for hair growth.

The flyer only printed the cloud pattern totem, and did not explain what the program would be like. It only said that there would be surprises, but people were inexplicably convinced and looked forward to the surprises of the day.

When it was time to close the library, Mr. Wang took the leaflet and took his daughter down the mountain together. When he got home, his wife had already prepared the meals. He turned on the TV and the family ate while watching the news. attention.

[Recently, experts have successfully deciphered several Neolithic sacrificial vessels donated by the Shanhai Museum to the National Museum, pushing the study of Neolithic history to a new level.

Then there was an interview with an expert: "These ritual vessels were used by the Xianghuai Tribe at the end of the Neolithic Age to worship the god in charge of everything in the sky, praying for good weather in the coming year. The donation of the Shanhai Museum will help us further study the history and culture of ancient times. It is of great help."]

The news is not too long, so I switched to the next one after a while. Although the three members of Mr. Wang's family felt inexplicably proud because the Shanhai Museum was in their town, they didn't pay much attention to it. Who would have thought that after the news was broadcast, An advertisement that aired immediately caught their attention again.

Surrounded by clouds and mist, a gorgeous colorful phoenix flies out. The phoenix bends down to clear the clouds and mist, and a gorgeous world is displayed. The mountains and rivers are full of pearls, jade, gold and silver, exotic flowers and grasses are blooming and stretching their branches, and strange beasts come and go. In the forest, strange fish jumped out of the gurgling water from time to time.

The phoenix shuttles between the mountains and forests, flaps its wings and dances lightly.Immediately afterwards, a white dragon came on the cloud and danced with the phoenix. The deep dragon chant and the phoenix's cry gradually changed from a cheerful ditty to a simple and heavy song.

With music and songs as the background, a gorgeous voice appeared: "Among the mountains and the sea, the barn is solid, and you know the etiquette; if you have enough food and clothing, you know the honor and disgrace. Welcome to the museum."

Teacher Wang's family of three stared dumbfounded.

Then the gorgeous voice fell, and Phoenix and Bailong suddenly ran out and stood side by side, saying in a lovely voice: "On August 8, the Xishan Hall of the Shanhai Museum will officially open. There are mysterious surprises waiting for you. See you soon."

Teacher Wang's family: "..."

The feeling of the beautiful fairyland before was completely destroyed by these two voices...

Mrs. Wang's wife picked up the mobile phone that had been ding-ding-ding to remind her to come to WeChat, opened it, and smiled at Mr. Wang: "Old Wang, several teachers in our school have also seen the advertisement of the museum, and they are all saying that I am stupid, 25 I want to organize a group to go to the museum."

When the daughter heard this, she hurriedly said, "Dad, shall we go up the mountain earlier that day? Maybe there will be too many people to play, and we won't be able to see the cute nine-tailed fox."

Teacher Wang was using her mobile phone to post on Weibo, when she heard her daughter's words, she said hello without raising her head.

The ad was probably just launched, and there was not much movement on the Internet. Teacher Wang snapped a photo at the end of the ad and posted it on his Weibo account with few fans——

Pharaoh V, who teaches history: Has anyone seen the advertisement of the Shanhai Museum?

Since the opening of the Shanhai Museum, Mr. Wang’s Weibo has been posting his own visits to the museum and popularizing some of the ancient knowledge he knows. He also attracted hundreds of fans before and after it was posted. Not long after it was posted, some people said it was in the comments District left a message saying let’s go together, and asked where I saw the advertisement.

The popularity on the Internet erupted around [-] o'clock in the evening, when the number of people on the Internet was the most. The advertisement of Shanhai Museum was placed on Youdou. Most of the non-members who watched the video could see this advertisement. The advertisement ended Finally, the barrage in the following video was unexpectedly captured by the discussion advertisement——

[Holy shit, shit, shit, I just saw a god advertisement]

[I saw an ad with super special effects, I just couldn’t stop it]

[Hahaha, I can’t stop using it, I’ve refreshed it ten times just to watch the ad]

[Advertising special effects are really good, let's learn more from domestic dramas, don't always have five cents special effects]

【Am I the only one who thinks the voice of the dragon and the phoenix at the end is very dramatic?】

【You are not alone, that voice made me laugh hahahahahaha】

[What are you discussing, the members said they couldn't understand at all]

[Friends, there is a full version of the museum advertisement on Weibo, go and see it]

As soon as this barrage came out, it is unknown how many people turned off the video and went to Weibo to watch the advertisement, but Ling Muyu's fans of the Shanhai Museum's official blog, which took less than half a day to apply for, can actually be seen .

After applying for the official blog, Ling Muyu was not in a hurry to post a post. She waited until [-] pm before posting the museum's first post——

Shanhai Museum V: We are here, welcome. On August 8th, Shanhai Museum and @华国国家族馆@永安宫宫馆 will join hands to present you an unimaginable feast [smile][smile][video ]

The National Museum and the Palace Museum quickly responded by liking and reposting this Weibo, all of which said that there would be an unimaginable feast at the Shanhai Museum on August 8.

People who eat melons on the Internet are shocked that both the National Museum and the Palace Museum participated in the activities of a lesser-known museum. The Palace Museum has always done a good job in marketing. Participation, what kind of activity is it? Anyway, let out a little bit of rumors, what kind of hero is hiding! ! !

Then some boring netizens picked up the connection between the Shanhai Museum and the National Museum, saying that it is no wonder that they will hold activities together. It turns out that they have known each other for a long time and donated such precious national treasures.

[I don't care about the past and present of the National Museum and the Shanhai Museum, I just want to say, do you dare to give some spoilers]

[This Shanhai Museum is the Black Technology Museum, a stuffed bird in their museum fell down and became a hot search]

[What the hell is the taxidermy falling down hahahaha]

[Watched the video of the stuffed bird falling, oh my god, I almost lost my head laughing]

[The 25th is next Saturday, I want to go to this museum to see if there is any together]

【Me, are you a beauty? I will take you with me if you are a beauty】

【Is it just me who found out that the 25th is Ghost Festival?What does the museum want to do on Halloween?So excited, so excited, twisting]

The discussion went awry at this point, and many people who eat melons said that the museum displaying ancient monsters and beasts held activities on the Ghost Festival, which is the rhythm of ghosts!

"Hey, these people don't tell me, I haven't found out that the 25th is actually the Ghost Festival."

In the office, one of the administrator's temporary workers was holding a tablet computer in his hand to browse Weibo, and the monsters crowded around the two of them to look at it—even if they didn't understand simplified Chinese characters, they crowded together to read it.

"Brother Ling, a lot of people are talking about watching the bird fall, and I laughed so hard. They even made an emoticon for the bird. Oh, I fell, and I have to kiss to get up hahahaha..." Zhang Shan He burst out laughing.

Lili squinted at the bird, and said angrily: "Scheming bird."

The grievance was so great that Ji Niao squeezed hard to the administrator, leaned against the administrator's legs, and argued: "I haven't fallen down anymore."

Ling Muyu patted Ji Niao's head, and comforted him without sincerity: "I know, you are awesome." Then he clicked on the tablet and saved all the emojis made by netizens.

Feng Huang stood on the back of the sofa, poked his head and asked, "Little fish, how do humans evaluate me? Did they say that I am beautiful?"

Ling Muyu clicked on a picture, which was a screenshot of Feng Huang dancing in the advertisement, and three lines of words were written below the picture.

"what is this?"

"Emoji pack." Ling Muyu said, "It says 'it's better to dance, it's better to be in love than to dance'."

Phoenix Emperor: "..."

The demons: "..."

"Hahahahahaha..."

The monsters burst out laughing, and Fenghuang was so angry that his hairs exploded.

The administrator quickly smoothed his hair, patted Fenghuang's head, and said, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, we humans are like this, if you love him, make him an emoticon pack, it's because humans like you, look at those traffic stars, everyone They all have emojis."

"Really?"

"More real than real gold."

Fenghuang's exploded feathers fell down smoothly, but he still felt aggrieved, so he flew to open the refrigerator door with his claws, took out a large bag of chocolate beans from inside, opened it and ate it.

Ling Muyu didn't bother with it, and continued to browse Weibo. Seeing that the number of fans exceeded [-], her eyes were squinted with joy.

"Dan Xiao, someone said on Weibo that they recognized your voice in the advertisement." Ling Muyu handed the tablet to Dan Xiao, pointed to one of the comments and said, "Look, this. He said that if the advertisement The voice in the video isn’t you, he’s live-streaming and eating his phone.”

"Live broadcast eating mobile phones? What is this for?" Dan Xiao looked at the tablet computer with the hand of his administrator, not quite understanding the current human brain circuit.

Unexpectedly, the brain circuit of his administrator is more clear and jumpy. After seeing this comment, he didn't answer why "live broadcast eating mobile phone". You can also do a live broadcast."

Zhang Shan immediately echoed, "Brother Ling, that's a good idea."

Without saying a word, the two humans immediately began to fiddle with the live broadcast.

The monsters looked at the curator with a confused expression——what is Xiaoyu doing?

The curator still looks extraordinary and refined, reclining on the soft couch - ask yourself.

Qilin stomped his hooves anxiously—the administrator wouldn't really want to sell me out, would he?

In the corner of the office, a small white dragon coiled around and asked aggrievedly: "Respect God, all you great monsters, can I go back to the sea?"

All the demons: "No way!"

The little white dragon was even more aggrieved, it slept soundly in the sea, why did the gods take it to the museum, err...