Mountain and Sea Museum

August 8th, Hungry Ghost Festival

In the north of China, the high temperature in hot summer has gradually faded away, and it has been replaced by a mode with a large temperature difference between day and night, cool in the morning and evening, and hot in the noon, but the temperature on Wolong Mountain is still extremely comfortable.

Yuan Taotao got up very early, and also used violent methods to wake up the three girlfriends who were sleeping like dead pigs. The four of them made an appointment to get up early to climb the mountain and arrive at the Shanhai Museum early.

Today is the opening day of the Xishan Hall of the Shanhai Museum. After a week of overwhelming advertising bombardment, except for those in remote mountainous areas who do not have any electronic products at home, no one in Huaguo does not know the Shanhai Museum.

Yuan Taotao and her girlfriends were attracted by the advertisement. In order to avoid being too busy to catch up, the four of them came to Guhe Town on the first day and stayed in the town's B&B.

In fact, it is not accurate to say that it is a homestay. To be precise, I borrowed from the homes of residents in the town and paid a symbolic amount of accommodation fees.

Anyone who has been to Guhe Town for tourism says that it is like a paradise. One of the meanings is that there is not even a hotel in Guhe Town. It is fine if there is no hotel, and the homestay is also very good, but the truth is that there is nothing.

Accommodation is really a big problem.

At 7:[-], the four of them had breakfast with the landlord's family. Knowing that the landlord's family would go up the mountain later, the four of them went up the mountain first.

The flat mountain road is not difficult to walk, and the four of them climbed the mountain while taking pictures with their mobile phones.

"The environment of Wolong Mountain is really good. At first I thought it was just other people's photos that were taken well."

"To be honest, the traffic here is not very convenient, but everything else is pretty good."

"If the transportation was convenient, this place would not look like this paradise long ago."

The four of them chatted and arrived at the gate of the museum. The museum hadn't opened yet, and they were the first tourists to arrive.However, there are already many "hairdressing enthusiasts" busy in front of the gate. There is a red table outside the ticket office, which is empty. A handsome guy with red and black hair walked to the table carrying a huge cardboard box. On the edge of the table, throw the cardboard box away.

"Aww, this museum is really as the netizens said, there are many handsome guys!" Yuan Taotao cupped her face in a nympho.

The best friend tapped her on the head and said, "Comrade Yuan Tuantao, please wipe your drool."

Yuan Taotao squinted at the past.

The best friend immediately said: "Let's go and buy tickets now, so we can see the handsome guy up close, hehehehe..."

The four happily ran to buy tickets, and after buying the tickets, they gathered around the table and stared at the handsome guy with red and black hair.

The handsome guy glanced at them and asked, "Did you buy tickets?"

The four nodded vigorously.

Then I saw the handsome guy scratching the sealing tape on the carton with his nails, opened the carton, and took out four adult men's white dolls half the size of a palm for them.

"This is?" Yuan Taotao is holding the doll with her mouth half open. What she holds in her hand is a Q-version chubby little white fox. The little fox's eyes are half-closed, and the corners of its mouth are slightly raised. It looks like She was smiling, but with a hint of cunning, and the nine tails behind her were raised high and lined up neatly like an open fan.

"Ahhhhhhh... so cute, so cute..." The four screamed at the same time, surrounded by the handsome guy with red and black hair and kept asking, "What is this? What is this?"

The handsome guy clicked his tongue, and said impatiently: "Nine-tailed Fox, buy a ticket today and get one free." He paused as he spoke, as if he remembered something, and said loudly: "The quantity is limited, while supplies last."

Then I muttered in my heart: Dead fox, cute ass!

Behind Yuan Taotao and the others, many tourists had already arrived. Hearing this, they immediately ran to the ticket office to buy tickets, and then lined up to receive the dolls.

The person who received the doll first couldn't wait to take pictures and send it to Weibo and show off in Moments——

A wild chrysanthemum on the side of the road V: Hahaha... the early bird gets the worm, look at my nine-tailed fox, is it cute or not, I bought a ticket at @山海族馆 today, and the handsome guy who sent the doll said it was only 188 Yo [picture][picture]

Some people who are still on the road have swiped these flamboyant Weibo, and they are going crazy.Why didn't the Shanhai Museum say in advance that there would be a gift for you if you came early? If you knew it earlier, you would go to the museum to shop on the floor the day before!

Those who did not receive the Nine-Tailed Fox doll wisely ran to the store in the Tourist Service Center. The shelves on the entire wall of the store had been changed from snacks and drinks to peripherals.

The Q-version Nine-Tailed Fox presented as a gift is placed on it. There are two types of big and small, and the big ones can't be hugged by one person.There are also Fenghuang figures made of PVC and ABS. The feathers are extremely detailed and gorgeous.There are also cartoon pillows and pillow blankets made of class heads.

The popular taxidermy bird is also on it, there are two types, one is the normal front Q-version model, and the other is the appearance of it once fell, the Q-version bird is lying on the rock base made of PVC material, The feet like human hands are also made to look like they are immersed in water, and the back view is full of lovelessness.

The tourists laughed non-stop when they saw it, and they were not scared away by the price of 688 yuan. Instead, they cleared all the fallen birds on the shelves as quickly as possible.Tourists who bought the figure turned the fallen bird to look at the front.

On the front face of the bird, the sharp eyes that should have been as sharp as a hawk were half-closed, and the bird's face was extremely depressed, as if the words "This is not me, I would not do such a stupid thing" were written on the face.

The emoji packs on the Internet only have the back side, but the front side is even more magical.The tourists who didn’t buy the figurines were not reconciled. After asking the cashier when the goods would be replenished, they asked the people who bought them to take pictures. It is conceivable that there will be a batch of new products in the expression pack of the bird.

The museum has not yet reached the opening time, but the store that opened first has sold out the few peripheral products. Ask Hua Mengmeng at the cash register when the stock will be replenished, and whether the museum will open an online store.

Seeing that the merchandise was sold out, Ling Muyu laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth. Standing with him, Director Li of the National Museum said half jokingly and half sincerely: "It's still you young people who know how to play. I can see everything around here." Want to buy."

"You're too proud," Ling Muyu said modestly, "In terms of peripheral business, the Forbidden City Museum is better than 6."

Director Ma of the Forbidden City Museum stood aside and said modestly: "It's too much of a compliment, the times are progressing, and as museums, we still have to keep up with the pace of the times."

The three of them complimented each other modestly for 10 minutes. Ling Muyu also gave two Fenghuang figures to the two directors. He looked at his watch and saw that the time was almost up, so he invited the two directors to enter the hall.

At ten o'clock, the museum opened on time. Visitors lined up at the gates to check their tickets. After entering the venue, staff members guided them to stand at the designated place and watch the ritual.

Nowadays, there are very few ceremonies to worship the gods, and very few people have seen them. When the tourists heard that they were offering sacrifices to the gods, they were instantly excited——

"Wow, offering sacrifices to the gods, I've never seen it before."

"It's rare to see it now."

"I've seen offering sacrifices to Confucius, but I don't know the difference between offering sacrifices to gods and offering sacrifices to Confucius."

The four of Yuan Taotao and his party were the first to come to the museum, so they were assigned the position with the best view. At [-]:[-], a group of people in gorgeous and strange costumes with their arms and thighs exposed entered the venue, accompanied by Dancing to the beat of the drums, this group of people danced irregularly at first glance, but when Yuan Taotao observed carefully, there was a feeling that their souls were about to be sucked into the group of dancers, not only her, but also the three girlfriends and the surroundings. Everyone whispered that they were almost sucked in.

At this time, an explanation sounded from the loudspeaker at the scene: "What you are seeing now is the ceremony of offering sacrifices to the god of the sky by the Xianghuai tribe at the end of the Neolithic Age. The strongest male in the tribe, personally selected by the priest of the tribe."

The tourists applauded enthusiastically, and many of them discussed in low voices that the tribal priests must be looking at the faces when they choose dancers. Seeing those dancing, they all look so good-looking!

After about ten minutes, the dance gradually stopped. It was placed in front of the altar in the middle of the royal road in the center of the front ping of the museum. At some point, a person stood with his back to the crowd, dressed in a black robe, and raised his head. Looking at the sky, singing tunes without lyrics, atmospheric, thick and simple.

While singing, the sacrifices on the altar had already been burned, and the green smoke rose to the sky.

The explanation sounded in the venue at the right time: "Now the priests of the tribe are singing the Divine Comedy. In ancient times, each tribe had a different welcome song. The sacrifices are burnt on the altar, and the green smoke is the top, which is easier for the gods to accept."

After hearing the explanation, no one spoke anymore, and there was no more teasing. The tourists looked at the priest's back with solemn faces, and the girls who were more sentimental were already in tears when they listened to the ancient Divine Comedy.

At the same time, on the live broadcast platform, when the priest started singing, the barrage had stopped.

After the priest finished singing, the tourists watching on the scene were still so solemn that they didn't speak. Zhang Shan, who was holding the live broadcast on his mobile phone, came back to his senses and quickly took pictures of the tourists on the scene.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet only woke up at this time, and sent bullet screens like crazy——

【My God, this song has magic power, absolutely magic power, I can't breathe when I hear it】

[A tourist on the scene actually cried, are you sure it's not an extra? 】

[Extras are a ghost, I'm a big man and I'm crying through the screen, okay?]

【Mom asked me why I burst into tears watching the live broadcast】

【I have goosebumps】

[This is a genuine divine comedy]

【Is it true that the gods are invited?】

As soon as this barrage flew over, in the live broadcast screen, if you say the gods, the gods will arrive.

Standing at the highest point of the museum steps, the god wearing a gorgeous wide-sleeved robe, with his hands behind his back, looks down at all the people below the steps. His extremely handsome face is indifferent, but the people who see it feel that there is nothing wrong with it. That is, God Indifference to people.

The tourists at the scene all looked up at the sky god at the highest place, and no one spoke, and the live broadcast platform also disappeared after the sky god appeared.

All eyes were on the god, and no one asked when and how he would appear.

The only voice on the scene explained: "This is the supreme god who is in charge of all things in the sky. The sun and the moon run in four seasons and the growth of all things is controlled by this god. This ceremony is for the tribe to pray for good weather and good harvests in the coming year. At the same time , The god also inspects the merits of the tribal leaders. The person who walks up to the priest is the third-generation leader of the Xianghuai tribe, whose name is Cangmang, and he is called Emperor Cangmang in the history books."

Di Cangmang walked up to the priest and bowed to the god of heaven. After that, the god of heaven waved his hand slightly, and everyone saw a green animal coming out from behind the god of heaven.

The lion head, antlers, tiger eyes, elk body, dragon scales, ox tail, and the scales of the animal are like emeralds. Under the sunlight, it reflects colorful auspicious light. With a piece of jade in its mouth, it slowly walks down the steps. , walked in front of Di Cangmang, gave him the jade silk, then walked up slowly and disappeared behind the god.

All the people who saw this scene were stunned, and the voice of explanation sounded again at the right time: "Di Cangmang reported his achievements for a year to Zunshen, and Zunshen recognized Di Cangmang and asked Qilin to send jade silk. If Zunshen doesn't recognize the tribal leader If there is no merit, then there will be Taotie. After a while, there will be auspicious omens."

After the unicorn disappeared, the gods also disappeared from everyone's eyes. The priest sang the divine song again, and the dancers also danced the divine dance.

After the god disappeared, the awe of the tourists on the scene has faded a lot, at least they can discuss in a low voice.

"Is that a unicorn? Real or fake?"

"It's fake, but the black technology of the Shanhai Museum is enough to distinguish the fake from the real."

"It's fake, it's real at first glance, a real unicorn."

"You are stupid, how can there be a real unicorn, it must be black technology!"

"No, I just think, with such a powerful black technology, if you don't develop artificial intelligence, what kind of museum specimens are you doing?"

"I really want to know if that unicorn is for sale or not, it's so beautiful, woohoo~"

The discussion on the live broadcast platform is also roughly the same, but netizens are divided into real Qilin faction and fake Qilin faction.

Then a row of bullet screens swiped the screen——

[Fucking stop arguing, and watch the dragon and the phoenix come together ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Everyone saw that there was a white dragon and a phoenix dancing with each other above the museum, and their graceful posture dazzled people's eyes.

Director Li of the National Museum almost participated in the preparations for the ceremony, but the unicorn and the last dragon and phoenix were not in the process he got, so he was shocked.

"Xiao Ling, this, this is?"

"Haha, unicorns are intelligent mechanical specimens, and dragons and phoenixes are holographic projections." Ling Muyu said with a smile: "Our museum is also famous for its black technology, so naturally we can't be stingy about displaying the black technology in the museum."