Mountain and Sea Museum

A successful museum must have at least one unique feature that can be remembered by the public. For example, the Forbidden City is the residence of the emperors of the two dynasties. A world-renowned museum known for looting millions of national treasures from other countries.

How can Shanhai Museum, a museum without precious exhibits in the secular sense, stand out among the many museums and various tourist attractions, so that people can recognize, remember, visit and then visit again and again?

At the beginning, Ling Muyu focused on the landscape and geography of ancient times, and indeed attracted a small number of fans who were interested in the minority, but this small group was too small, and the daily operating income was not enough for the museum's expenses.

Oh, you said that the water and electricity bills of the museum are all paid by the state, the broadband fee is paid by the construction management committee, and the real estate belongs to Dan Xiao, so there is no need to pay rent?

Don't monsters need money for their daily snacks?Isn't it a museum expense?

This expenditure is so huge that "people" can hardly imagine!

Ling Muyu thinks that this is not enough. If things go on like this, the management of the museum will fall into an endless loop and never improve.

There must be a unique sales theme.

Zhang Shan suggested: "Brother Ling, why don't we tell stories about the past and present lives of the big monsters."

Ling Muyu thinks this is a way, but the audience of this kind of theme is too narrow. Aren't preschoolers like to listen to fairy tales?Children in elementary school don't listen to it anymore, they like to eat chicken.

"And how do we tell the story of the beast?" Ling Muyu said: "Could it be that Taotie used to eat people at least ten people for a meal, and Wuwu likes to eat people from the beginning, and Qiongqi likes to eat people's noses first." ?”

Zhang Shan: "..."

... This story sounds a little cruel!

No, it's a horror story, it's a horror story! ! !

Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi looked at each other in blank dismay. Is Xiaoyu despising them, or just telling the truth?

Ling Muyu said: "Each of the successful museums has its own unique cultural heritage. Only with the cultural foundation can people explore the past stories of each exhibit, those mysterious and fascinating stories. "

What is the culture of Shanhai Museum?

The monsters and the day laborers racked their brains to think.

"At the beginning, I put the culture on the geography and scenery of ancient times. Our museum also displayed these in detail." Ling Muyu said: "But such a straightforward display can only temporarily arouse the attention of tourists. Amazement does not continue to attract their interest in further exploration."

The monsters asked in unison: "Then what should I do?"

In ancient times, the mountains, rivers, geography, exotic flowers, rare plants, rare birds and animals are behind. What is more mysterious and can attract people's itch?

Ling Muyu already had vague ideas in his mind, but they were not systematic. When he saw the new Qilin, he suddenly became enlightened.

The most mysterious and unknown thing in ancient times was God!

"Curator, our museum focuses on gods and sacrifices in ancient times, how about it?"

"What's the point?" Dan Xiao was very interested in the thoughts of his administrator.

Ling Muyu said: "Human beings are most curious about two things, one is the past and the other is the future. What we exhibit is the past, the ancient times without written records. How curious are human beings about the ancient times? There are so many YY works can give a glimpse of the leopard. Especially for gods, human beings can't be more curious."

"Should we just say that there is a god in our museum? Could it be that the curator is also going to exhibit?" Taotie asked.

Dan Xiao squinted at Tao Tie, and Tao Tie froze all over, closing his face and eyes under his armpit, pretending that he was not there.

"Aren't you stupid? Most of us human beings are staunch materialist fighters, okay?" Ling Muyu gave Tao Tie an angry look, "If you dare to say that there are gods in our museum, they dare to go online hahaha, keyboard Heroes are scary."

"What is Keyboard Man?" Fenghuang asked curiously.

Zhang Shan helped to answer: "Keyboard man is someone who is so cowardly in real life, but likes to take the moral high ground on the Internet, thinking that he is a hero who maintains world peace, and then all kinds of bullshit."

"That's not the point!" Ling Muyu moved away the Fenghuang who was squeezing over, walked around the unicorn with amazed eyes, and even touched the scales with his hands, "The Xishan Hall is almost finished, let's make a Big deal, hehe."

The monsters looked at Qilin together. Although they didn't know what big things the administrator was going to do, this didn't stop them from saying to Qilin, "Hey hey hey hey..."

Kirin: "???"

What, what is this for?What are you going to do?

Hey what hey, stop hey, can you come and tell me what happened?

When did human beings become so scary...

I don't want to stay here, I want to go back to the mountains...

He was frightened from the moment he came out of the mountain, and Qilin didn't expect that he would be frightened to death by humans even after he found a god, and his heart collapsed a little.

"Then human beings are the administrators you mentioned? It's a bit scary." Qilin pulled Bai Ze to talk.

Bai Ze said: "Xiaoyu is very good. He is the only administrator who has not been scared away by us. He has already run away more than 100 people."

Qilin suddenly realized: "That is to say, he is much more terrifying than the first 100 or so humans who were scared away."

Bai Ze: "..." Actually, I couldn't refute it.

Qilin pulled himself together hard, hugged himself tightly with his four hooves, and asked again: "Then do you know what the administrator is going to do to me?"

Bai Ze looked at Qilin's cowardly appearance, and "kindly" comforted it: "Don't worry, I'm just selling you for money."

"what?!!"

"Our museum lacks nothing but human money. You came just in time."

"!!!"

Qilin looked at Bai Ze's lion face of the same style and different color as his own, always felt that the other party was not joking with him, and immediately shot out of the museum like a green cannonball.

It wants to go back to the mountains, it doesn't want to stay in this horrible museum dominated by humans... woo woo woo...

"The unicorn has escaped—"

Following Bai Ze's yell, several streamers of different colors appeared above the museum, all shooting towards the green streamer, and within three seconds they caught the unicorn and brought it back to the museum.

The unicorn bared its teeth and exploded its scales, and howled at the demons: "Why? I am a benevolent beast, and there are no restrictions, why are you not allowed to leave?!"

All the demons: "Hehe."

No matter what kind of beast you are, you are not allowed to leave anyway, what if it will affect Xiaoyu's money-making plan?

Uh, although they don't know what the little fish wants to do yet, they are not allowed to leave!

The five little demons watched from afar a group of ancient big monsters laughing and laughing around the benevolent unicorn big monster, and then slipped away quietly.

After walking away, Xu Wucai, the mouse demon, said in a low voice, "I think it seems that after the arrival of the big unicorn, all the big monsters will stop bullying us."

Pi Xiaobai, the rabbit demon, recalled it carefully. It seems that since the big unicorn came, the big demon Bai Ze no longer stared at him and sneered, "It seems like this."

"Is there? Why didn't I feel it?" Lang Wu, the wolf demon, shook his head, but didn't feel any change.

The four little demons looked at the wolf demon silently, not wanting to talk to this cheating demon.

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao came in from outside the hall, and they saw rabbits, wolves, golden pheasants, mice, and cats forming a circle under a ginkgo tree.

"Monsters seem to like to use their original forms?" Ling Muyu asked Dan Xiao.

"Naturally, I am more comfortable in my original appearance." Dan Xiao said: "If you can turn into an animal, do you think it is more comfortable to look like a human or an animal?"

Ling Muyu thought for a while, and said, "It's hard for me to answer this question. Real knowledge comes from practice, and I have never transformed into an animal."

Dan Xiao smiled.

When the five little demons saw them, they came over to say hello one after another, and the wolf demon reported: "The repair management committee delivered meat today."

"Meat delivered? Then let's have a barbecue today. It's been a long time." Ling Muyu said, "Please prepare it. I put all the barbecue utensils in the big cupboard on the east side of the kitchen and moved them to the water pavilion in the garden. Today On Monday, let's have dinner early, thanks to you."

The five little demons shook their heads vigorously: "It's not hard, it's not hard, then we'll go to the kitchen."

Watching the five little demons run quickly to the kitchen, Ling Muyu said with emotion: "The little demons are so cute, they eat less and work more, and they haven't complained yet."

"Little fish, am I not cute?" A faint and resentful voice came from the exhibition hall in front.

Fenghuang flapped his wings and flew out, flying around Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao, and his tail feathers swept Ling Muyu's face from time to time.

The Fat Relic Bird also flew over behind, it was much smaller than Fenghuang, it flew to Ling Muyu's shoulder and stood there, rubbing his head against his cheek, "Xiaoyu, where did you go today? Out for a day."

"I went to order some things, and I went to meet Brother Zhang's father." Ling Muyu gently touched Fat Yiniao's head, but he didn't dare to touch his body for fear of being accused of sexual harassment in the office.

"The temporary worker's father? The human who always brings things to our museum?"

"Yes, we want to cooperate with him. We will have an interview with him today. In terms of details, special planners will come to the museum to discuss the details."

Fat Yiniao didn't quite understand, so he rubbed Ling Muyu's cheek again, and said thoughtfully, "Thank you, little fish."

Unwilling to be left out in the cold, the Phoenix Emperor flew up to Ling Muyu, flapped his wings vigorously, and asked, "Xiaoyu, you haven't said I'm cute yet."

It goes without saying, how could your Phoenix Emperor be the cute one.

But this can't be said, Fenghuang will eat chocolate beans when he is angry, and the administrator's wallet will pay a heavy price.

"Cute and cute, if you eat less chocolate beans, it will be even cuter."

Phoenix Emperor: "..."

Fat Yiniao laughed loudly: "Feng Huang, haven't you noticed that you are getting fat?!"

"...Fat Bird, you have the nerve to laugh at me when you are so fat!" Fenghuang said angrily, "You are still standing on Xiaoyu's shoulders, don't you know your own weight? What if you stand on Xiaoyu's shoulders so that one side is higher and the other is lower?" ?”

Fat Relic Bird: "..."

The two birds were so angry that they fought without saying a word.

Taotie heard the movement and ran out to watch, bursting into laughter: "Come out and watch the chickens peck each other."

Fenghuang and Fat Yiniao stopped pecking at each other, looked at Taotie at the same time, and then rushed over to peck at Taotie like a flying arrow.

Taotie waved his paw to shoot the bird, unexpectedly it caught Fuzhu passing by.

When Fuzhu saw the curator came back, he ran out to greet him, but he didn't know that the claws from heaven patted it on its horns, so could it be possible to pat Fuzhu's horns casually? !Immediately, he stopped welcoming the curator, and got into a ball with Taotie.

Taotie is under siege, so he turns around and calls Zhuwu Qiongqi for help.

The Fat Yi Snake saw the opportunity, and kicked the Fat Yi Bird on the buttocks, sending the chubby Fat Yi Bird flying and hitting the Nine-Tailed Fox on the head.

The nine -tailed fox who watched the play was suffering from disaster, so he was so angry that he threw his tail to beat the bird, but his tail "accidentally" dumped it on the class.

Lei was dumbfounded at first, but when he realized it, he called Cong Cong Niao Guanguan to beat the Nine-Tailed Fox together, hum, do you really think it's only cute if it doesn't show off its power?

Ling Muyu watched the monster melee in front of him for a while, then turned around and asked Dan Xiao: "My shoulders are really high on one side and low on the other, right?"

Dan Xiao laughed: "No, he is tall and upright, and even his shoulders are more handsome than ordinary humans."

"That's good." Ling Muyu pulled Dan Xiao and said, "Let's go from the side. I don't know how long this group will fight. It's best to fight until you forget dinner."

Dan Xiao: "That's impossible."

Qilin was the only two big monsters who did not participate in the fight. It asked Bai Ze, the only one, "Is this how you usually do? The gods don't care?"

"It's so good, love each other." Bai Ze reminded: "In the museum, you have to address Zunshen, curator."

Qilin: "..."

Fighting is also called blind love?What a terrible place it has come to?woo woo woo...