Mountain and Sea Museum

Bai Ze left the library and left!

But it only left for a day and it regretted it!

The world outside the museum is full of feasting and feasting?

How can it be!

It's the wind, the food, the dew, and the wind and dust!

No snacks, no TV, no game consoles, no friends to fight with, only it is a beast wandering around aimlessly.

Miserable!

The regret in Bai Ze's heart was like a torrent of river water.

Ordinarily, it used to run away all the time, but it has never regretted and felt wronged like this time when it left the library.

What was life like in the museum before?

There are no snacks, no TV, no game consoles, only cold and hard raw meat delivered by the repair management committee. Every day when you open your eyes, you are the phoenix emperor and when you close your eyes, you are gluttonous. The only entertainment is to fight with your friends. Curator punishment.

Four words——

overtake!class!none!chat!

When exactly did you stop feeling bored in the museum?

Bai Ze didn't even need to think, he could blurt out - after Xiao Yu came.

But they have already left the library, do you want to go back so soon?

Do not!

At least you have to go away for three days before returning, otherwise you will look like a spineless beast.

The job was replaced by a rabbit, and I was forced to learn how to cook. If I don’t go back, I won’t go back, at least three days before going back.

Bai Ze clasped his claws to cheer himself up, covered his figure with a blindfold, jumped out of Ling Muyu's courtyard, and wandered aimlessly on the street all day.No one on the street could see Bai Ze, and Bai Ze tried to avoid humans as much as possible, lest humans bump into it and think something supernatural happened.

Now that there are saints ruling the country in China, most of the luck between heaven and earth converges towards the capital Yong'an. This feeling is Bai Ze's favorite. He even walks a little lightly. Leaving aside the two horns on his head and the goatee on his chin, he doesn't look at it. Its whole beast looks like a big cat.

On a certain street in the busiest business district of Yongan, a long queue formed outside a roast duck takeaway shop. The aroma of the roast duck wafted out from the shop, brushing its presence in front of Bai Ze's nose as he passed by.

Although Bai Ze, who hadn't eaten for two days, was not hungry, he couldn't bear the temptation of delicious food. He stopped in mid-air on the sidewalk opposite the roast duck restaurant, squatted down, and his two big white fluffy front paws were neatly aligned. Put it away, staring at the newly baked roast duck with burning eyes.

Aww~~~I really want to eat~~~~

but……

No money!

As a shy beast, Bai Ze wavers between being a beast thief and going back to the museum to ask the curator to buy it.

stealing...

It doesn't match the force of its beast!

Find an administrator...

But it is leaving the library!

Bai Ze went from squatting tangled in midair to lying prone tangled in midair, and then to rolling tangled in midair.

The accident happened at this moment.

A toy in the hand of a child about three years old suddenly dropped. He chased the toy and ran towards the middle of the road. At this time, a white car oncoming had no time to brake and was about to hit it...

The child's mother screamed heart-piercingly, the owner of the white car frantically turned the steering wheel, and the ignorant child continued to chase after his toy without looking up...

Bai Ze lay on his back in mid-air and saw this scene, turned over and was about to save the child, but unexpectedly a green figure flashed in front of him, picked up the child like lightning and sent him to the sidewalk across the street.

Not only Bai Ze was stunned, but everyone who saw this scene on the street was stunned. It wasn't until the white car crashed into the light pole by the side of the road with a "bang" that everyone came back to their senses.

The child's mother immediately ran across the road like crazy, picked up the child who was still in a daze, and cried loudly, shouting God bless.

"Fuck, did you see it just now? That kid has special abilities! He flew to the opposite side in the air."

"It's not flying, it's just running fast, there's no volley."

"It's definitely flying in the air, so it's okay if your feet don't touch the ground."

"Hey, could it be that some god saw it and saved the child?"

"Can you talk about science? I would rather believe that it is a supernatural power, where did the gods come from?"

"Science is supernatural powers? Your family's science includes superpowers?!"

Bai Ze is not interested in listening to the chattering discussions of humans, he is interested in the guy who saves the children.

Lion head, deer antlers, tiger eyes, moose body, dragon scales, oxtail, all in green, who is not a unicorn? !

Bai Ze followed Qilin all the way, but he didn't understand where Qilin was going. When he reached an empty alley, he slapped Qilin on the buttocks to greet his old friend.

Qilin was suddenly slapped on the butt, his scales exploded in fright, and when he turned around, he bared his teeth and scratched his hooves ferociously.

Even dare to slap Ren Beast's butt, it really has no temper!

"Hi, Qilin." Bai Ze waved his paw in greeting.

"It's you, you woke up, when did you wake up?" Seeing that it was Bai Ze, Qilin stopped baring his teeth, but he wasn't too enthusiastic.

"Five years ago, I woke up after that saint took office." Bai Ze replied, and then asked: "What about you? Where did you come from? Why are you covered in dirt?"

Hearing Bai Ze ask about the soil on his body, Qilin got angry, stomped his hooves, and said angrily, "It's all human beings who made me like this!"

"Huh? What do you say?"

"Didn't you fall asleep last time? I had nothing to do and found a mountain full of aura to sleep. I slept well," Qilin said more and more angrily, and his scales exploded again. "Humans don't know what they are doing. Ghost, it has been making loud rumbling noises beside me, what's more, it rained a few days ago, and human beings flooded my sleeping hole. It's flooded! The water completely submerged me!"

"Hahahahaha..." Bai Ze laughed so hard that he rolled over.

Qilin said angrily, "What are you laughing at?"

"Hahahahaha..." Bai Ze couldn't stop laughing.

Qilin didn't care about it, and continued: "I woke up and checked, and humans actually punched a big hole through my mountain. How old are you now? How did humans become so scary?"

Bai Ze laughed enough before replying: "It's been more than 1000 years since I fell asleep last time, and now humans can go to heaven, don't you think it's scary?!"

Qilin: "..."

"That's right." Bai Ze said, "Shen Danxiao has woken up."

"Really?" Qilin put his hoof on Bai Ze's neck in surprise, and asked repeatedly: "When did you wake up? Where is the god? The god has already woken up, so what about Dongjun?"

Bai Ze said: "Zun Shen woke up more than 100 years ago. Taotie told me that the Eastern Continent was in a catastrophe at that time, and many demons from barbarian lands dared to provoke them. It was Zun Shen who led them to beat the barbarian demons away. Although Zunshen woke up, his divine power has not recovered and he is very weak. As for Dong Jun..."

Qilin waited for quite a while without waiting for Bai Ze's next words, and realized that Dong Jun still had no news.

It moved its hooves away from Bai Ze's neck, lowered its head, and said sullenly, "Didn't Dong Jun say that he would come back in two or three thousand years, did he lie to me?"

Bai Ze was speechless.

In the great battle back then, all the gods and demons fell, except for the god Danxiao who was protected by Dong Jun with his own godhead, there is no god in the world anymore.

The two divine beasts lowered their heads and crowded together in the small alley, looking at each other silently.

"Ouch--"

The two beasts who were feeling dejected suddenly heard human voices, and Qilin felt his ass was bumped, so he hurriedly turned around to look, but the alley was too small, the two beasts squeezed together and turned around, and the result was that they bumped their heads , no one can turn around.

"Can you fall while walking on flat ground? How underdeveloped is my cerebellum?" The human being who hit the unicorn's buttocks sat on the ground and blackened himself. After a while, he said, "No, I seem to have hit something."

As soon as the two beasts heard this, they quickly jumped into the air, stood in mid-air and looked at the human below who carefully moved forward, but they didn't touch anything, and then continued to move forward with a puzzled look on their faces.

"Scared to death." Bai Ze felt lingering fear.

"He hit my ass." Qilin was full of depression.

Bai Ze glanced at Qilin's dirty appearance, and said with disgust, "You are covered in dirt, and if you were hit by a human, the dirt would fall off my hair. As an ancient monster, can you be more careful?"

When Qilin heard this, he became angry again, and said loudly: "Do you think I am willing to be so dirty? Did I make myself covered in dirt? Humans blocked the entrance of my previous cave, and made my cave full of water. , I can only break out of the mountain, all the soil hit me, and a lot of it got stuck in my scales, and I couldn't wash it myself..."

The more it talks, the more wronged it is. From being woken up by the rumbling of humans, to the water entering the cave, and then breaking out of the mountain, it ran here in the direction of the convergence of luck. It was frightened all the way, especially when it was repaired by humans. The ability is so frightening that it keeps exploding scales.

Bai Ze suddenly remembered seeing news on TV two days ago, saying that when a high-speed railway in the west was under construction to Fudang Mountain, continuous heavy rain caused a landslide and buried the tunnel. Fortunately, no casualties were caused.

"Are you sleeping in Fudang Mountain in the west?" Bai Ze asked.

"Hey, how do you know? You are very well informed." Qilin looked surprised.

Bai Ze: "Hehe."

It is because the human beings are very well-informed now.

"Let's go, I'll take you back to the museum to meet the god."

"Museum? What's that?"

"You'll know when you arrive."

"When you arrive, you help me wash the scales."

"...You think beautifully!"

Mountain and Sea Museum

Bai Ze left the museum for two days and came back in a dusty state, unexpectedly brought back a unicorn that was also dusty!

Both administrators and temporary workers expressed shock.

If Bai Ze goes away a few more times, will he bring back all the green dragons, white tigers, and vermilion birds?

Ling Muyu looked forward to such a future, and decided that if Bai Ze brought back all the four spirits, he would open a museum for the four spirits alone and charge separate tickets.

Although Dan Xiao couldn't bear it, he still poured cold water on his administrator: "The four spirits have all fallen, you may not be able to collect tickets separately."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Dan Xiao: "But isn't there a black tortoise in our museum, it can barely pretend to be Xuanwu."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Dan Xiao: "Suzaku can pretend to be Emperor Feng."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Dan Xiao: "If it's a white tiger, go to the mountain to catch a tiger monster and paint it white to pretend."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Dan Xiao: "Qinglong is not easy to deal with..."

Ling Muyu: "..."

God, it's okay for you to have such a big brain!

Dan Xiao chuckled, rubbed Ling Muyu's hair, and said, "Let's go, you haven't seen Qilin carefully before, let's go and have a look together, the temporary worker is bathing Qilin and Bai Ze."

Ling Muyu followed Dan Xiao to the garden, and suddenly remembered to ask: "Isn't Si Ling in charge of the 28 constellations? He has fallen, so..."

"If you fall, you will fall," Dan Xiao said with a smile: "Just see what the impact is if there are no four spirits now."

Ling Muyu remained silent.

Indeed, without the four spirits, the heaven and the earth are still running, and everything is growing as usual. The pace of human exploration has long been dissatisfied with the earth, and it has become disbelief in ghosts and gods.

Dan Xiao said: "The heavens and the earth have their own laws of operation, and the gods and demons of the heavens can't stop human beings from becoming the darlings of the heavens. You see, Sichun's first push has also fallen. Isn't spring gone? Even if one day I will fall too Now, all things will still grow according to their own laws, and human beings are still the spirit of all things, and will explore a wider world, just like in the movie, leaving the earth, meeting aliens, and conquering the stars and the sea. As long as humans do not If you die by yourself, you will always be the darling of heaven. It doesn’t matter if there is a god, or if there is me... so what.”

Ling Muyu panicked in her heart, and asked sullenly, "Will you also perish one day?"

Dan Xiao smiled and didn't answer.

"That's not right!" Ling Muyu said, "According to the lifespan of human beings, I should die before you."

Dan Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and patted his head, "Stupid words."

"It was originally. And it's still not accurate for you to say that it's time to push the fall of the spring." Ling Muyu smiled shyly, and said, "You haven't been to Changshui City. I have a college classmate who lives there. He said they There is no spring there, every year starting in March, they will randomly broadcast spring, summer, autumn and winter until summer."

"Okay, I'm not right." Dan Xiao chuckled with gentle eyes.

While speaking, he came to the garden. Zhang Shan was brushing the scales of the unicorn with a big brush. While brushing, he took the opportunity to frantically touch the scales of the unicorn.

Qilin was covered in white bubbles, flicked his tail comfortably, and asked Bai Ze: "This human being is not bad, where did you find it?"

"I came here by myself." Bai Ze shook his wet hair, shaking the water all over the place.

Taotie was the closest to it and was thrown into the water, furious: "Bai Ze, you deserve a beating!"

"I'm afraid you won't succeed. Come on, let's practice." Bai Ze waved his big paw provocatively.

Being provoked like this, can Taotie bear it?

There must be a fight.

Ling Muyu bypassed the two demons who were fighting, and walked up to Qilin to watch it carefully.

When Qilin followed Bai Ze into the museum before, he only took a few quick glances before going to the exhibition hall to guard, and the Qilin who just arrived was covered in dust, looking like a pitiful little one—the bigger little pitiful, this After being washed clean by Zhang Shan in a while, her green scales shone brightly in the setting sun, like the best emeralds, but the reflected colors were colorful. Standing among the flowers, she looked majestic.

Ling Muyu looked at Qilin in amazement.

Qilin also looked at him, carefully sizing him up with the gentle eyes of a benevolent beast.

Ling Muyu: "Director, I think of the unique sales theme of our museum!"