Mountain and Sea Museum

The mouse demon Xu Wu is 130 years old this year. It was born in the family of a wife named Xu. It had five babies, and the first four were eaten by the big cat in Xu's house. It was the only one who fought wits with the big cat After fighting bravely for many years, the big cat is dead and it is still alive, which is very contrary to the life cycle of mice.

At that time, it didn't know that it had opened up its spiritual wisdom and embarked on the path of cultivation. It only knew that on nights with moon, the moonlight shining on its body was very comfortable.

Mr. Xu is a scholar, and he opened a private school in the town. Every time Mr. Xu taught, he hid in the corner and listened. After listening for decades, he changed from an ignorant little mouse to a learned little one. The mouse even named itself Xu Wu to commemorate its four brothers and sisters who were eaten by big cats.

Later, Mr. Xu also died, and it lived in another Jinshi's house, until one day, it suddenly changed into a human form.

Xu Wu lived alone as a demon for many, many years, experienced prosperity and war, saved people, and was almost killed.

Until the founding of Huaguo, the Cultivation Management Committee was established, and a comprehensive survey of demon populations was carried out. Demons without a black history could get a Huaguo resident ID card issued by the Cultivation Management Committee. Xu Wu was the first batch of demons to get an ID card, so It can haunt human society openly and aboveboard.

As a little demon, why did Xu Wu have the idea of ​​going to university?

The reason goes back ten years ago.

Xu Wu looked at the gate of the last unit and saw that he was retired, but it was a monster. The state couldn’t possibly give it hundreds of thousands of years of pensions, so the repair management committee found it, modified the file, and it became a ghost again. A monster who graduated from junior high school and left home to work... no, man.

It has found a new job, but it is still looking at the door. It reported on the same day as a human who graduated from B University. When Xu Wu went through the entry procedures in the human resources department, he really felt what differential treatment is, so he made a decision. To test the ambition of B major.

As a cat born in a scholar's family, Xu Wu thought he was a learned monster for more than 1000 years.

What is math?

What is English?

What the hell is a creature?

Xu Wu cried and studied high school for ten years, and finally passed all the high school graduation exams to get a high school diploma, and then cried for six years to take the university entrance examination.

The teacher who taught it couldn't bear it anymore, so he talked to it: "Xu Wu, the teacher knows that you are very motivated and a good student who loves to learn. If you really can't do it, it's not bad to go to a junior college or three colleges. Why do you have to take the B exam? How old are you? You are in your 30s, and most people get married and have children at this age, and you... well, if you don’t do well in the exam this time, you will settle down and study whatever you can.”

Xu Wu felt that the teacher looked down on mice, so he was stimulated to study even more abnormally. In the end, he miraculously flew over the admission line of University B at low altitude and became a freshman in the history department of University B.

This incident was also used by the revision management committee as an inspirational model for publicity.

"So why did you get admitted to B University as if by God?" Ling Muyu was more concerned about this.

Xu Wu lowered his head, and said embarrassedly: "Uh, that... I used some tricks in the multiple-choice questions, and I got them all right."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Doesn't that count as cheating?

"Oh, it turns out that the exam can still be like this!"

"Why don't we try it too."

"Okay, okay, I want to go to the same school as Xiaoyu."

Ling Muyu turned around and knocked on the head of the Nine-Tailed Fox Taotie Fenghuang one by one, and said: "What are you trying, cheating is not allowed in the exam. And do you know ABC? Do you know trigonometric functions and solid geometry? More importantly, you know Simplified characters?"

Nine-tailed fox Taotie Fenghuang covered his head with his paws and wings in aggrieved way—the little fish is so fierce.

In the next second, they pinpointed the culprit who caused them to be murdered by the administrator, and stared at the newly recruited mouse goblin, preparing for a new round of museum bullying.

Xu Wu felt a dangerous chill hit his upper body, looked around inexplicably, and then met Taotie's eyes, almost returning to his original form in fright.

Ling Muyu was entering the personnel files of the newly recruited five little demons, but she didn't see it;

Dan Xiao saw it, but no matter what, anyway, the big monsters in the museum have a sense of proportion, and they won't make troubles;

Zhang Shan also saw it, but he pretended not to see it. Youdao is a dead friend who never dies. Finally, a new monster came. The target of the monsters' bullying has changed, thank God.

Suddenly, a big fur paw landed on Zhang Shan's shoulder, startling him, he turned his head and saw a white fluffy lion face, "Huh, I'm scared to death, can you stop putting the shoulder quietly?"

Bai Ze immediately removed his paw in disgust, and asked, "Temporary worker, where is the automatic ticket gate that your family is going to send?"

"It's in transportation," Zhang Shan said, "I asked the logistics company, and it will arrive tomorrow, and the technicians will come to install it together tomorrow."

The different types of tigers of Wuwu and Qiongqi have the same expression of surprise on their faces, "After it's installed, we don't need to tear up the tickets one by one, do we?"

"Yes." Ling Muyu, who was entering the new employee files, looked at the computer and said, "So, starting tomorrow, you all go to Xishan Hall to help with the decoration."

Wuwu & Qiongqi: "..."

Taotie laughed loudly: "Could it be that you think you can be lazy?!"

How about checking tickets?Or do you want to fix it?This is really a problem that entangles the beast!

Before Wuwu Qiongqi could come to a conclusion, the administrator who had entered the new staff files had already announced the jobs of the little monsters: "The mouse monster Xu Wu came to the exhibition hall as a guide, and the big monsters in the Duohe Pavilion asked about the ancient times. Lang Wu, the wolf demon, and Mao Cai, the golden pheasant demon, are the guards. Mao Cai is in charge of the four defenses in the exhibition hall, and Lang Wu is in charge of patrolling the ticket gates to crack down on all creatures that want to evade tickets. Pi Xiaobai, the rabbit demon, arrives at tourists Tickets are sold at the service center, and Hua Mengmeng, the cat demon, sells goods at the store."

The five little demons nodded obediently.

Ling Muyu: "Any questions?"

The five little demons shook their heads in unison, expressing their resolute obedience to the administrator's arrangement.

Very good, the administrator likes such a well-behaved and sensible little demon.

The five little demons had no objections, and the big demons who had been replaced expressed their opinions.

Taotie: "Aren't I the narrator? Why let a mouse be the narrator?"

Ling Muyu: "Don't mention your messy explanation, if tourists are no longer interested in listening to your explanation, let's drink the northwest wind?!"

Bai Ze: "Then I sell tickets very well, why let a rabbit replace me?"

Ling Muyu: "You have changed the wrong money more than once. You call it a good thing? You don't have much income in a day, and you always change the money to go out. Sooner or later, we will go bankrupt and drink the northwest wind!"

Zhuwu Qiongqi: "Then we guard the gate very well, why don't we need to guard it?"

Ling Muyu: "You look too fierce, and you have scared away many tourists who want to come in and visit. If things go on like this, we must not drink the northwest wind!"

Only the temporary workers who sell goods in the store have no objection, and even feel that Brother Ling's arrangement is very reasonable.

All the opinions of the monsters were rejected by the administrator, feeling aggrieved, they huddled together to comfort each other.

Sure enough, only by eating to fight against monsters can we be sure of winning!

Ling Muyu was so proud of his victory, he pulled Dan Xiao and said that he would make crispy fish nuggets to celebrate, Dan Xiao naturally went with him happily.

After the curator and administrators left the office, the big monsters all stared at the five little monsters, all showing malicious smiles.

The five little monsters huddled together, shivering under the shadows of the big monsters.

Temporary workers took the opportunity to run away.

In the Shanhai Museum, every new person or monster who enters the museum has to go through the bullying of the museum. Only after passing through can he be recognized by the big monsters in the museum. Cultivate geniuses.

This time, five little monsters were recruited at once, and the big monsters lost their jobs, so they could only go to the renovation site to move bricks. This is unbearable, it must be bullying.

The poor five little demons didn't know that the museum had such a tradition. They thought that they were not doing well enough, and they wanted to correct it but didn't know how to correct it. They were also bullied in various ways, and they were extremely anxious.Especially the mouse monster Xu Wu, who was bullied the most. A big plump mouse was so anxious that it lost its hair and became half bald.

The five little demons all have experience living and working in human society, and they quickly adapted to working in the museum. In terms of life... emmmmm...

However, Lang Wu, the wolf demon, won the approval of the curator and was the first to overcome the bullying.Because it was trained in a well-known chef school and worked as a chef in a star-rated hotel before coming to the museum, its cooking skills are naturally very good, especially for cooking all kinds of meat, so the wolf demon was given the post of chef of the museum by the curator.

The administrator was freed from the kitchen, and only needed to be dragged by the curator to make some snacks.

The curator thought this was pretty good, so he sent the big monsters to learn cooking skills from the wolf monsters, so that they could be self-reliant.

All the monsters with claws are bitter. They seem to have made no mistakes recently. Why did the curator punish them in this way?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...I won't study anymore! I won't study anymore! At worst, I won't eat!" Taotie was the first to protest.

"Really? Can you resist not eating?" Zhang Shan cut vegetables aside, with a look of disbelief. Only one head remains."

"Slander! This is all slander from you humans!" Pointing at his body, Taotie said angrily, "I ate myself to the point where only one head remained, so what is under my head? Is it Bai Ze?"

The vicious beast was angry, a little scary, Zhang Shan changed the subject very bluntly: "By the way, speaking of Bai Ze, why haven't I seen it in the past two days?"

Fuzhu said: "Go out, it likes to run outside when it comes to peace and prosperity."

"What? It went out?" Taotie Wuqiongqi threw the kitchen utensils away, completely annoyed, "It must have escaped from learning how to cook and sneaked out."

Zhang Shan said, "So, did Bai Ze leave the library?"

Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi: "I'm so angry, I'm going to catch Bai Ze back, why can he run away and not cook?!"

Zhang Shan asked, "Can you go out?"

Taotie Wuwu Qiongqi: "..."

Zhang Shan: "..."

The temporary worker didn't say anything, and cut vegetables seriously.

Aww~~~ The vicious beast's expression is terrifying.