Mountain and Sea Museum

The temporary worker in the museum was bullied, what should I do?

Of course it's bullying back!

Is it true that there are no monsters in our Shanhai Museum?

These people must be bullied until they kneel down and call daddy!

The administrator twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "You old Internet addicts, play less games, don't learn the good things about human beings, just learn the messy ones."

It's really not easy to learn well, and slip away when you learn badly.

Bai Ze squatted on the ground, slapped the floor with a big paw, and said, "Little fish, should we just let the temporary workers be bullied?"

"Of course not." Ling Muyu said sonorously: "Even the richest man's son dares to bully, and he is not afraid that the richest man will smash them to death with money."

The demons: "..."

Dan Xiao: "..."

Zhang Shan said in a low voice, "Brother Ling, my dad never spends money on others."

Ling Muyu: "... Do you understand the exaggerated rhetoric?"

Zhang Shan stopped talking, brother Ling, as long as you are happy.

The monsters are gearing up to avenge the temporary workers, but the administrator said that it is expected that more people will come to visit the museum when it opens tomorrow, so they should have a good rest today and welcome tomorrow's tourists with full energy. We will look for it when the museum is closed on Monday Those low-mouthed humans.

In fact, Zhang Shan doesn't care about revenge or not. Anyway, he was ridiculed because of his cultivation since he was a child, and he has become serious.

It's just because he was ridiculed in front of God Danxiao this time, which made him very frustrated. He was worried that God thought he was too useless and wouldn't let him stay in the museum.

At first he was hiding from a blind date, but after staying in the museum for a long time, he really liked it and didn't want to leave.

Although the monsters love to bully him, they are simple-minded and easy to coax.

Brother Ling is very stingy when it comes to budgeting, but he just talks about it, and he is more active in buying snacks than anyone else.

God Dan Xiao always looks lazy, and he also likes to watch dog blood TV series, but he is like a big patriarch, protecting every monster and everyone in the museum.

There is no intrigue, no mocking each other, and even the temperature here is more comfortable than outside.

"Okay, the museum is closed on Monday, and then Taotie will bring some ferocious beasts to capture those humans." Dan Xiao waved his hand, making the final decision for the action of "Revenge of Temporary Museum Workers".

Zhang Shan was so moved that his eyes were starry, and he felt that Zunshen was particularly stalwart and tall, which made people feel safe.

Ling Muyu took the lead in applauding and said, "The male god is really a boyfriend force max."

Huh?What's so weird about this sentence?

Then, the administrator was rubbed on the head by the curator, and the little "weird" was rubbed and dissipated in the wind.

——What was I thinking just now?

--Can not remember!

--never mind!

A revenge plan was made, and the barbecue was finished. The monsters held melon seeds and surrounded the male god and went to the office to watch TV. They were chasing a family ethics drama during this time. The exciting plot of the heroine's fight against the mistress must not be left behind.

"I really want to eat this male human, and I hate it when I look at it."

"Ah... this female fell down and bled."

"Is the cub in my stomach gone?"

"Bleeding means that the cub is gone? Maybe there is a knife on the ground, which stabbed his ass."

"...Liu Yang, do you still remember the man who trimmed and cut the flesh on your butt?"

"Humph--"

"Who told you that your meat can cure human skin diseases, and you have the most meat on your butt..."

"roll--"

Accompanied by this background sound, the only human employee in the museum is diligently working out a three-month short-term development plan, and another human temporary worker is hard at work drawing construction drawings.

……

There is a saying that goes, "If the mountain doesn't come, I will go to the mountain."

Putting these words on the gods and monsters of the Shanhai Museum, it becomes "We don't go to the stupid people to fix things, and the stupid people will send them to the door themselves."

That's right, the stupid man Xiu himself came to his door.

Before this Saturday, the Shanhai Museum was a very mysterious place for ordinary people—specifically referring to the residents of Guhe Township—only people were seen going up to deliver things in a cart, but no one from the museum had ever been seen coming out.

For people in the realm of comprehension, the Shanhai Museum is a mysterious and sacred place. There is the only god and a group of ancient monsters here.

However, this place is out of reach, and every monk who wants to go in and stay inside has been driven out of psychological shadow by the ancient monsters.

But now, the museum is open!As long as you spend 20 yuan to buy a ticket, you can go in for a day! !You won't be chased away by the ancient monsters! ! !

Naturally, the monks would not let go of such good deeds, and rushed to Yong'an from all directions.

Shan Junjie, Zhuge Han and others also came, but because it was already night when they arrived in Yong'an, they stayed in the city and planned to leave for the museum the next day.

After staying here, the few people were not idle, and they got together and booked a bar box to drink and chat. While chatting, Zhuge Han suddenly mentioned Zhang Shan, "Zhang Shan is in the museum, why don't we let him take us in? Not to mention the entrance fee, maybe I can stay there.”

Zhuge Han said this to take advantage, but he suddenly stabbed Shan Junjie's hornet's nest, and Shan Junjie immediately mocked Zhang Shan. This was not enough, and he even called to mock Zhang Shan face to face.

The grievances between him and Zhang Shan have a long history, and the original reason is no longer testable. Anyway, he just doesn't like Zhang Shan, so why should a waste material get the blue eyes of the gods and stay in the museum to practice!

Shan Junjie was considered to be the most outstanding among the new generation of monks, and many of his peers looked up to him, so naturally they laughed at Zhang Shan.For these people, praising Shan Junjie is one aspect, and more is jealousy of Zhang Shan.

What they didn't know was that those harsh words were heard by the god they yearned for, and all the monsters in the museum were listening together.

Although there is no Yazi in the Shanhai Museum, it does not mean that the monsters are magnanimous, especially the beasts. Their temporary workers can bully them themselves, but stupid people want to bully... Hehe, I really think they are beasts. Specimen! ! !

Shan Junjie and his team, who were driving to the museum, didn't know that they had been targeted by the monsters of the museum a long time ago, and wanted to give them an unforgettable trip to the museum.

As for the museum, the number of tourists soared on Sunday as expected.

After the museum closed yesterday, Ling Muyu stared at the marketing company sending soft articles to the marketing account he bought, and the invited media also posted the news.

The national TV station even put the news on the news broadcast to save face. Of course, the theme is not simply "the opening of the Shanhai Museum", but "The Prime Minister encourages the innovative combination of Chinese traditional culture and modern technology, and attends the opening ceremony of the Shanhai Museum ".

As soon as the news was broadcast, the Shanhai Museum became high-end and upscale in an instant. Many people watched it and had a preliminary impression-there is such an awesome museum in the capital. Not to mention black technology, the leaders all came to the scene up.

The curious ones who are close are all ready to take a look at this black technology museum that has been on the news of the National TV, and there are many people who are repeat visitors from the first day.

This led to a serious shortage of manpower in the museum, and the monsters who were decorating and constructing in the closed exhibition hall were also captured and turned into human figures to maintain order.

Ling Muyu asked Dan Xiao to watch what was going on in the exhibition hall, while he went to the tourist service center to sell tickets with Bai Ze.

This is also helpless, most of the monsters in the museum have no concept of human money, so they know Bai Ze, who likes to run around, and Zhang Shan in the canteen, these three are the only ones who have access to money.

"Brother Zhang, do you still have enough change?" Ling Muyu poked his head to ask Zhang Shan. It was a coincidence that he caught Taotie who was secretly taking snacks at the canteen.

Taotie: "..."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Zhang Shan: "I stopped it, but you know, gluttony is super fierce, Xiaosheng can't do it!" The desire to survive is really strong.

Ling Muyu snatched the unpacked banana slices from Taotie's hand, "I just know how to eat it, so hurry up and receive tourists."

Taotie said confidently, "I'm hungry, I'm not full, and I don't have the energy to explain to humans."

"Are you kidding me? Are you still hungry?! Why didn't you starve to death when you ate once a month before!" Ling Muyu took out a slice of banana and put it in his mouth, "Okay, I've already eaten it. In the future, you are not allowed to come to the commissary to pick up snacks, or your ration will be deducted."

Taotie chewed on a small slice of banana in his mouth, staring straight at the packing bag in the administrator's hand, dawdling and not wanting to leave empty-handed.

Ling Muyu was overwhelmed by Taotie, and gave him the banana slices in his hand, "Come on, you foodie."

"Back then, the deity had to eat at least ten humans for a meal. With such a small amount of food, the deity couldn't get enough." Even banana slices couldn't stop Taotie's mouth.

"Fuck you—" Ling Muyu wanted to fight the demon after hearing this.

Taotie was still dawdling, and wanted to order another pack of caramelized melon seeds. I also like melon seeds of this flavor, so I took it to eat with melon seeds.

"Hey, Zhang Shan, you really sell snacks in the museum. After all, you are the son of the richest man. How did you come down to this state?"

A mocking voice sounded outside the shopping window, followed by a burst of laughter.

"Zhang Shan, it seems that you are still not promising, thanks to your father being so arrogant."

"Don't talk about it, my father is the richest man after all, isn't it normal to be jealous?"

"What's wrong with the richest man? He's still a good-for-nothing, and he gave birth to a good-for-nothing son."

Zhang Shan clenched his fists as the group of people spoke to each other, and the gentle expression on his face disappeared, replaced by a fierce one, "Shan Junjie, shut up!"

It doesn't matter what other people say about me, anyway, it's just like that after hearing too much, it doesn't hurt or itch, but this group of people dare to speak of his father in such a tone, anyone who can bear this tone is in vain!

Shan Junjie raised his brows, and said provocatively: "Why, don't let people tell you! You father and son are worthless, we are just telling the truth, why did you poke your sore spot!"

"asshole!"

Just when Zhang Shan was about to go crazy and beat someone up, a hand was placed on his shoulder, and a gentle voice rang in his ears, "Brother Zhang, these people called you last night?"

Zhang Shan was startled, and said yes.

"One, two, three,...nine, ten." Ling Muyu finished counting the number of people, and said with a smile: "Gaotie, there are exactly ten people, you don't have to go hungry today."

Shan Junjie and his party don't know why.

Taotie and Zhang Shan were also at a loss.

Ling Muyu said: "Didn't you say that you had to feed at least ten people for a meal back then, and here are exactly ten people. If you eat it, our museum can save some food today."

Shan Junjie and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

Ling Muyu said again: "It's not enough to let you eat just one monster. There are so many monsters in our museum who cannibalize people, such as Wuwu, Qiongqi, Nine-Tailed Fox, Gu Diao, and Sniper...that's simply impossible. Don’t be too much. There is a saying that does not worry about the few but the unevenness. Only ten people here are not enough, why don’t we chop up minced meat and make buns.”

Zhang Shan: "!!!"

Taotie: "!!!"

The manager is too cruel!