Mountain and Sea Museum

An ordinary human being is so cruel, eating people with his mouth open, and making buns of human flesh with his mouth closed. What gave him the courage?

Ling Muyu: Of course it is the courage given by God.

When the museum is so busy, someone dares to provoke and make trouble. If there is a fight, the museum, which has just become a little popular, can't ruin the popularity of passers-by? !

Can an admin let this happen?

Of course not!

What's more, these people clearly bullied Zhang Shan.

Not to mention how many things the father of the richest man has given to the museum in the past month, the museum should take care of his son in return.Just say that Zhang Shan is one of his own, and the monsters protect their weaknesses. Doesn't Brother Ling protect their weaknesses?

Brother Ling most despises this kind of person who has no wool skills but thinks highly of himself, Ling Jue is this kind.

See one and fight one!

Shan Junjie and his party are all monks, and they can tell at a glance that the brutal person in the canteen is an ordinary human being, but the beige-haired man eating banana chips behind the ordinary human beings, they can't see his cultivation level, but they can't see his cultivation level when he releases it. Under the coercion, his legs were so weak that he shivered.

"By the way," the ordinary human asked again, "Are you here to visit the museum?"

Shan Junjie and his party nodded vigorously.

"Have you bought a ticket?"

"Not yet, I'm going to buy it..."

"Just buy it from me, two thousand pieces, cash or electronic payment?"

"...Two thousand?! Are you robbing?!"

"This is the price you pay for insulting the museum staff, don't you accept it? It's [-] yuan, no bargaining or discount, thank you."

Shan Junjie murmured loudly: "You are crazy about money!"

Ling Muyu sneered, too lazy to talk to this kind of person, now he is extremely busy, Brother Ling has no time to talk to the stupid person Xiu, "Gaotie, don't eat it, do you want to save him to smoke bacon for the Chinese New Year?"

As soon as the word "Glutton" came out, Shan Junjie and the others were shocked. They never expected that the high-ranking monk who they thought could not be cultivated by eating banana chips turned out to be a beast.

The two female monks who came with Shan Junjie were so frightened that their faces turned pale on the spot, with tears rolling in their eyes.

"You, you don't scare me, monsters are not allowed to eat people now," Shan Junjie said with a strong face: "If you eat people, God Danxiao will not let you go."

Hearing what he said, the anger in Zhang Shan's heart was as if a balloon had been punctured, and he let it go, and seeing Shan Junjie's stern look, he even wanted to laugh out loud.

"Ha, ha, ha." The administrator laughed instead of him, and taunted: "Are you stupid? You are now on the site of my Shanhai Museum and insulting the staff of my Shanhai Museum. You can ask the curator , see if he cares about you."

Taotie showed a ferocious and evil smile, and said: "We haven't looked for you yet, but you sent them to your door yourself. That's right, for the sake of your own death, I will eat you from scratch."

"Woooo..." The two female monks cried out of fear from Taotie.

They have only practiced for more than 20 or [-] years, and they can deal with ordinary little monsters well. Aren't they just here to deliver food when facing ancient monsters? They don't want to die!

"Zhang Shan, I know I shouldn't laugh at you, I apologize to you... woo woo... Don't you remember the life of a villain..." One of the female monks was obviously smarter and understood the crux of the matter. Where, if you are very flexible, I apologize.

Others also hurriedly apologized to Zhang Shan.

Zhang Shan put on a dignified look, and said, "If I knew today, why bother?"

Ling Muyu looked at him, speechless.

This is so pretentious... He gave 99 points, and one point less is because he is afraid that Brother Zhang will be proud.

"Hey, are you guys going to buy something or not? If you don't, please let me go." A tourist wanted to buy a few bottles of drinks, but was blocked by Shan Junjie and the others. .

Other tourists immediately condemned Shan Junjie and others for their immoral behavior of blocking the road.

Shan Junjie and the others were told that their faces turned green and pale, and finally they went down the mountain in despair, and they didn't dare to enter the museum. Isn't it just to deliver food to the beasts.

Seeing the group of people leave, Ling Muyu gave Taotie a wink. The latter understood and went to the museum to find some helpers. The former returned to the ticket office with a smile and sold tickets with Bai Ze.

Since there were no parking spaces on the mountain, the car driven by Shan Junjie and his party parked in the open space at the foot of the mountain, so they had to walk down the mountain first.They have always been proud and arrogant, and they have never had such a embarrassing moment. Naturally, they were full of anger, cursing and cursing as they walked.

"Heh... Zhang Shan has a thick thigh, a worthless thing."

"That ordinary man, don't let me see him next time, or I will beat him once."

"Stop talking big, why didn't you beat him up just now and let him be arrogant."

"I shouldn't have let him go just now. I don't believe it. The Venerable God would really let the monster eat people. The repair management committee reached an agreement with him. He controls these ancient monsters, and the repair management committee regularly sends supplies to the museum."

"Then don't be cowardly! Come on! Go face-to-face with Taotie!"

"Taotie just looks fierce on the outside, maybe he is strong on the outside."

"Hahahaha... the beige hair on the head of the human form is really crazy, it's like cosplay..."

Before the sentence was finished, a gust of wind blew past. People who went up the mountain to visit the museum were immediately dazzled by the wind. wind.

No one noticed that there were ten less people going down the mountain in an instant.

……

The number of tourists on the second day of the Shanhai Museum's opening was much higher than that on the first day. It can be described as full of tourists. It is not comparable to the Yong'an Forbidden City Museum in the city, but it is still better than the unpopular museums like the Geological Museum. few.

The "black technology" in the museum is quite attractive. Although tourists know that these are mechanical specimens, because the specimens are too simulated, coupled with the connection of mountains and rivers in the exhibition hall, the lush and vibrant layout makes tourists feel as if they are in In the real ancient world, people have the idea that these specimens are living ancient animals.

Especially at the foot of the cabinet mountain, many people gathered around here to block the road, just waiting to see the birds wrestling.

"Why doesn't this bird fall down? I watched it in the video, and its fall made me laugh so hard. I came here to watch the live version of the fall."

"I'm just here to watch it today, watching it fall, and walking with my hands haha, it's strange if it doesn't fall."

Ji Niao: "..."

This demon will not fall! ! !You stupid people categories are too much! ! !Wherever this monster appears, many people will be exiled. Don't make this monster angry! ! !

Lili next to him glanced at the bird, secretly despising this scheming bird in his heart.

"Hey, look at that pig next to you. It's so fat but it has four chicken feet. It looks like it's walking unsteadily. Will it fall too?"

"I think if it fell, it would probably roll down the hill."

"why?"

"Because it's too round, hahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Fox power: "..."

Humans are so annoying!

The behavior of deliberately falling was banned by the administrator, so the monsters would not be stupid. Who would they call for grievances when their rations were deducted? !

Therefore, the tourists squatted in the museum for a whole day, but they didn't squat until the bird or any mechanical specimen fell down again.

The tourists were not disappointed, but were even more amazed by the museum's "black technology" specimens.

It's so realistic and lifelike, the hair and scales of the specimen are all shiny, not at all like a simulated dead thing.

There were also unqualified tourists who saw Fenghuang approaching the mountain and wanted to take the opportunity to pluck its tail feathers, but were grabbed by the beige-haired guide who appeared out of nowhere.

Taotie's strength is so strong that with a single claw, anyone can be caught into a rolling door, but just a slight squeeze of the wrist can make the cheap tourist's face turn pale from the pain.

"What are you doing! Let it go, this is how your museum treats tourists! I want to report you!" The cheap tourist muttered loudly.

The tourists around didn't understand what happened, and they all looked dumbfounded.

Taotie sneered: "If you don't catch you, you'll be dragging our Phoenix Emperor's tail, report? Heh..."

Pulling the tail of a museum specimen?

Damn, why is this guy so cheap!

The other tourists were suddenly angry, and you and I condemned the cheap tourists with one sentence.

The cheap man's face flushed, he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.

"Didn't you see the prompt, 'Civilized visits, damages to museum facilities will be compensated ten to one hundred times'!" Taotie threw away the human hand, "Let me see it next time, and I will teach you a lesson you will never forget."

The low-handed tourists walked out of the museum in embarrassment, and when they went down the mountain, they cursed uncleanly: "What a crappy museum, I won't come if I invite me to come in the future, the specimen is so ugly, I really think I care about that fake bird feather. And that killer, don't let me see him again, or make him look good..."

"Who do you want to look good?" A thin voice asked.

The man said, "Of course it's the Sha Matt explainer in the museum."

After he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong. He didn't see anyone else on the road, who was talking?

"Are you looking for me?" The thin voice said again, "I'm behind you."

The man turned his head, and what he saw was a giant gray wolf half as tall as a man. It was not accurate to say that it was a giant gray wolf. The wolf's head was red, but its eyes looked like those of a mouse.

The wolf grinned and said to him, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

That person: "..."

bang——

The cheap tourist fainted from the fright, and fell straight on the mountain road.

The giant wolf pawed at the man in disgust, and said contemptuously, "I can't help being scared, how dare I grab Feng Huang's tail."

Although he hated it to death, he still obeyed Taotie's orders. The giant wolf opened its mouth to pick up the human being, and disappeared on the mountain road with a single leap.

As it left, the empty mountain road, the invisible air rippled like water waves, and instantly became full of tourists again.

In a small dark room at the back of the museum, Tao Tie saw Yi Sniper coming in, and asked, "Did you get it back?"

Yi Yi threw the human being in his mouth to the ground, and said, "Boss Glutton, don't you worry about my work?"

"Hasn't been discovered by humans?" Taotie asked.

"I can't do anything else, but this illusion is first-class, otherwise I would eat people by myself before." Yi Ni proudly puffed out her chest.

"That's fine." Taotie scratched his claws and grinned at the eleven humans scattered all over the ground.

Those who violate the Shanhai Museum must kneel down and call Dad!